Nigeria police re the only legalized criminals.

AfroKnight:


I trust our useless police to arrest Sandra as a murder suspect. Then torture her while scamming her parents in the name of bail before their “investigations” finally reveal that it was really a suicide.

This boy don put him babe for serious gbege.

Of course they will also arrest the person who discovered the corpse and reported it to the police. Money must be made.

I sure say u never do police work before... Because u just Analyze am well...

psalmistkakah:
is true I stay in Katsina those bandits are having a very bad time now.. since the means of communication is disabled no more informants again .I have seen the pictures and videos of how the armies are wasting them.. The army are now winning.. I hope they apply this in maiduguri and I believe they will end Boko Haram within a short while..

This comment make my mind rest..

Am a Professional IT technician... If u can change d fan, fine... If not use a blower dust don dey meeting inside..

Their own natural disaster... Our own natural disaster na curruption..

mrvitalis:
The salary of the president is around 1.4 million after tax ...how can buhari family afford such a big weeding ?

That money no reach Buhari son for 1 shopping... That's audio salary.

Hmm.. Nice

Karemarealty288:
What's the difference between hippopotamus and hypocrisy......it will still be abandoned same way all alamajiri schools Jonathan built all over the North has turned to latrines.

Is like u have visited one of them.. I visited one in Kaduna in 2016..na lizards full d classroom and few bush animals..
Our biggest problem is religion..

ManirBK:
Everybody love BUHARI for his bundles of projects accross the nation. God bless Nigeria

U and your family members should not be reffered to as everybody..

A typical example of a nincon-poop..

Make she come help me shave my own now?

Jonah507:
Deputy GOAT

Everyone knows CR7 is the real GOAT

Hope u won't shared tires wen dey will crown him wrold beat for the 7th time..

CR7 is an Ogunfey..
Messi is the real G. O. A. T.

Romanoff:
The hoodlums that are in the kitchen at 1am are on this table.

U wan change me to male?

Shugafree:









R U really a female ?

celestialAgent:
Could you be kind to pick me up at Oshodi? I wouldn't mind sitting on the bus

Same thing has happened at my work place.. A soldier securing the company was trying to fix is gun.. He went to by oil, as he ws trying to make it work, bullet just came out straight to the generator.. The bullet bust the generator door, from there bust the engine oil slump..

Just imagine say na person they dere..

Ronaldo thrilled a kind in the street of MADRID..
http://fumacrom.com/1X7R5

Siggynigeria:
E shock you, shockn't it?

Let's sit here for 1hour and laugh..

It depends... She might say no, please David give me time expecially if the relationship is still young..

Then u can continue dating..

But after 2-3 years n she said.. No.. Na straight RED na..

FalseProphet1:
Listen my people, the names you give your children determines how cute, intelligent and fuifilled their destinies will be. Names like Sean, Brady, Nicolas, Brian...etc. if you give your child this name, no matter how poor your are, that child will become an ajebo

But if your child bears names like Onogaganmue, Uwaritakpo, Imonivwerha, Otevwobrise...etc, forget it, that child will be stubborn, troublesome, nusiance...etc.

This I have seen.

yanabasee1:
If this accusation was a Nigerian case.... By now, the accuser would've have been invited by DSS and detained and the narrative change and Abba Kyari promoted and given more awards from the presidency....


Now it's from FBI... Let me see how they will twist it... Let me see how they'd succeed in killing the whistleblower protection they established...

Super cop my foot...

U have said it all... Honestly

Romanoff:
Depends on how much he's earning o and where he works.

If you have a permanent employment with NNPC or CBN, work until them pursue you comot there.

You have said it all...

Op.. I will give u 1 night with my girlfriend... U have done well..

Frushsy:
car wah boy drove This GLK to buy EBA and ended up crashing the car. This is the perfect definition of wahala be like bicycle.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcQLY300hL0

Wahala

Lord have mercy..