Wow this is revealing.

Hello everyone, I'm Ify, a fair complexioned slim lady in my middle
20's. I reside in Owerri, Imo State. I need a female
room mate who is very nice cos I can't cope with
living alone for now. She must be sweetly lovable
too. An interesting lady in Owerri should call me on
08146516619.

Wow this is educating. Thanks for this Op. I'm Ify, a fair complexioned slim lady in my middle 20's. I reside in Owerri, Imo State. I need a female room mate who is very nice cos I can't cope with living alone for now. She must be sweetly lovable too. An interesting lady in Owerri should call me on 08146516619.

Wow this is educating.
Thanks for this Op.

I'm Ify, a fair complexioned slim lady in my middle 20's. I reside in Owerri, Imo State. I need a female room mate who is very nice cos I can't cope with living alone for now. She must be sweetly lovable too. An interesting lady in Owerri should call me on 08146516619.

Hello ladies, My name is IFY and I need a sweet female friend in Owerri, Imo state. Just call me on 08146516619.

Hello ladies, My name is IFY and I need a sweet female friend in Owerri, Imo state. Just call me on 08146516619.

Acc0rding t0 the law, 0ne cann0t be said t0 be duely elected in an electi0n unless the pers0n participates in all the pr0cess 0f the electi0n fr0m party primaries t0 the electi0n pr0per. Theref0re, Chris Uba and his friend cann0t just declare themselves duely elected senat0rs when they never participated in the said electi0ns. The Amaechi advantage where he was declared g0vern0r with0ut participating in the electi0n has been amended by the Nati0nal assembly. The resultant effect is that Andy Uba and Stella 0dua w0uld remain senat0rs until 2019. I BLAME THE MEDIA F0R THIS MIS-INF0RMATI0N AND C0NFUSI0N.

About three phones have gone missing in our room in the past five months. When we reported to the School's security, they only told us that it was a roommate that is responsible. Everyone of us in the room was waiting for the day we will catch the culprit.
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Last Tuesday, when we were all asleep; I think it was about 2 am, Ben woke up suddenly and his phone was gone. His phone was the most expensive of us all. When Ben woke up and couldn't find his phone, he sprang up from the bed and quickly opened his cupboard. He rummaged the contents, even removed his clothes but could still not find the phone.
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I was in the room when it happened; sitting and
reading before I dozed off with my heading resting on my books. So when Ben couldn't find his phone, he gently shook my shoulders until I woke up. 'It has happened again', he told me.
I didn't even need to ask what happened as I could see the panic and loss written in his eyes.
This is the second time his phone had been stolen. So I took my phone and dialed Ben's
number; just to be sure it had not been misplaced. 'Error in Connection' was what I saw on the screen of my phone. I dialed it again and it started ringing not just on my phone, but the actual ring tone of Ben's Samsung phone was faintly audible.
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We were both surprised when we heard the tone. I beckoned on Ben to keep quiet as he was visibly ready to 'finish' the person who took
his phone. I continued dialing as we moved silently, following the direction of the ring tone. There were four bunks in the room, each with two bed spaces. Ben and I use the same bunk just beside the door and the sound was coming from the last bunk at the extreme left corner.
We tiptoed, Ben and I, like Jack Baeur until we
traced the sound to the top bed space on the last bunk. 'So it is John who had been stealing phones in this room'. Ben whispered to me.
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We shook his leg and woke him up only to find out it was not John sleeping on the mattress. Neither of us had ever seen the guy before. To make matters worse, the ringing was coming
from the bag he was using as pillow.
When he woke up, he looked at us strangely as if he didn't know why we were there. We opened the bag and found not just Ben's Samsung, but three other phones. 'So, you are the one who's been stealing our phones!'; Ben shouted at him.
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Before he could find an excuse, Ben slapped him on his left cheek and walked out looking for anything to break one or two of the guy's bones. I don't know; but there was something about the guy. So I asked him,
'Oga, what are you doing here?' 'What are you doing with Ben's phone'. He was just looking at me without saying anything, so I slapped his right cheek with my left hand.
'ANSWER ME!', I screamed at him; waking up the roommates who were around. John had obviously gone to night class to read and I assumed the other three roommates who
were absent had also gone to read.
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The two guys remaining in the room with me and Ben came and gave their own round of slaps. The accused was now staggering when Ben came back with a long wood hard enough to kill the guy. As he raised it up, the three of us, the roommates, held his hands so he wouldn't murder the accused. Ben dropped the wood and swept his right leg against the thief's legs and he fell down. Ben had told me before that he had attended the Soldiers' recruitment training but failed the medical test. I believed him right then.
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I looked at the guy crumple on the floor and before Ben killed him, I decided to interview him, at least to know who he is. He was now sitting on the ground where he landed from Ben's force. 'Who are you?' I asked him again; this time gently. He was crying but it was only the tears that were coming out. It was then I realized he had not even uttered a word since it all started. Not even when he fell to the ground. 'Why are you in our room'? I asked again. 'Can you even talk?' He shook his head then. I was now confused. Why was he shaking his head? So, I asked again, 'Can't you talk?' He shook his head again. 'Wait, is it that this guy is dumb?', I asked the guys. The guy then nodded his head and pointed to his mouth and then shook his head left to right. It hit me then. The guy is dumb but not deaf. That was the first time I am seeing a case like that.
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My anger changed to pity immediately. 'Are you dumb?', I ashamedly asked the guy to confirm. Again, he nodded his head. 'Can you read and write?' He nodded again. 'Get me a pen and note!' I said to my roommates over my shoulder. I collected the pen and wrote on the note, 'Who are you? Explain yourself.' I was almost in tears as I read his fine handwriting, 'My name is James, I am John's elder brother. I am a student of Delta State University. I was traveling to Delta but our bus stopped for the
night at Benin. So I decided to sleep with my brother till tomorrow morning. He brought me here around 12 am and went out to night class to read. He gave me the bag to keep for him. So I decided to use it as pillow so that it won't be stolen'.
I held the note with the guys at my back as all of us read it. I became so weak I almost fell.� 'The guy is innocent.' I needlessly announced.
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When we realized this, even I was ashamed of
myself. Ben just stood there with the wood he almost used to hit him, looking as if he was the one who had been beaten. I am not sure, but I think I saw tears in his eyes as he realized he had just punished an innocent man.
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So we knelt down; Ben and I, we knelt down and clasped our hands so he will know we were really sorry. With tears in our eyes, we told him, 'We are sorry. Sorry for accusing you wrongly and beating you for it'. The dumb guy just smiled with bleeding lips from the blow I gave him. He smiled and looked into our eyes. And I could see pity in his eyes. He smiled and shook his head and then wrote in the same paper. 'It is Alright. I took the pain willingly. Please don't beat my brother anymore. I knew why you were beating me. John had always been a thief, right from home. But please don't
report or beat him again'.
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Tears dropped from my eyes as I read his sacrifice. He deliberately allowed us beat him just so that John will be free. I lend my hand and raised him up as I used my cloth to wipe the tears from his face and blood from his lips. It was then my own tears flowed from the corners of my eyes.
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Although this story is 100% fiction, this is what Jesus did for us on the cross of calvary. kept quiet and even died so that we can be saved. He never protested his innocence but bore it all for us. He gave his life for you. What have you given for him? Return d life to Him, He's in Love with you. He is presently knocking at the door of your heart, let Him come in and take over your life, He has suffered for your many sin and also asked you to "Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heaven ladden and I will give you rest"
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Happy Sunday Friends

Abeg, the game don start?.... What time will it be start?

Goooooooooaaaaaaaaalllllllllll . . . . . . . . . Oooohhhh Nooooooooooooooo! . I'm watching the replay of the super falcons match yesterday. Dis Oshoala sef. . . Mtcheew

How come an opposition party can still wield so much power in the minor state.
Oh politics!
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PDP may be dead.
But their MANHOOD still lives on.
-"(Mama Peace, 2015)

The NFF technical team has a job to do with the coach. Pinnick is always hyping on match-reading. Oya, make una see match read oo. The Ohale was our worst player today. The keeper is a non-entity too. If we can bring in better people in right back and the goal post, then there is hope.

Sweet

I don't care if my vote counts;
But my vote goes to JIG.

It was disgusting seeing Ele bring in Jig's mum and sister into the battle.
In a standard battle, that's not allowed.

Rap battle should emphasize more on punch-lines, word plays and metaphor.
Those 3 should carry most points.

That Fifa present part was legendary.

Finally, considering the fact that both of them didn't give us much rap to savour, I will say that this battle is below standard.

Let's up our game. Kudos y'all.

Na wa o

Many people do not realise that the Op is a WOMAN.

Hey

austelright:
Wike should be careful because witch hunting Ameachi now is too early for his administration. Don't let Ameachi used federal power against u like u did against him when he was the governor, because Ameachi has Buhari listening ears.
I work in the Villa and i know the kind influence Ameachi pulls its so enormous.

. You lie! You don't work in any effing villa. If u do, u would have known that Tinubu is now a rival to Amaechi and buhari is currently avoiding the duo. No let people wey dey work for villa talk o. Amaechi is finished. This witch-hunt by Wike is damn working. The aim is simple; to hang a corruption case on Amaechi's neck so as to make it difficult for the president to give him ministerial appointment. Amaechi would be lucky if he finally gets an ambassodorial appointment.

Chai

Hey

ayusco85:
its better than prostitution. #HonestLiving

. Let's face it, prostitution is more lucrative and safer than this job. Imagine getting #800 per day after this tough job. Prostitution is an honest job too, in my opinion.

See crowd

handsomeclouds:
Mtcheww. One surest thing to the high heavens is that wike is going. The tribunal will definitely flush him out. And has he's busy firing and hiring new officials, those officials should have it at the back of their minds that dakuku Peterside is coming to flush them out in less than three month. Wike enjoy the moment while it last... Your days are numbered!

. Put this into your head; the best APC can get in Rivers state in polls nullification. That's all. If election is re-conducted 99 times, Wike would still win. Who is NECO in the face of WAEC? Wicked Wike,,, Hahahahaha

THE GAME's TACTiCAL ANALYSIS

1) Iheanacho is a damn winger.
Manu Garba should note this.

2) Awoniyi should start from the left, Isaac Success is a more clinical finisher.

3) That defensive midfield needs at least, a new blood that can retain possession at critical times. Idowu and Chidera comes to mind.

4) The stage should be set now, for the introduction of the Under-17 best keeper of the tournament; Alampasu.
Enaholo has given his best.

5) Dropping Okon for that left back; Mustapha, must be justified. Or else... Hmmm

6) Calm down our play in the next two games. All we need is 4 points from the available 6. 3rd place qualifies in this tournament when their goals are high enough.

I see a Nigeria v Brazil final soon.

“If in life, you have no problem, it means that God has forgotten you and the devil has rejected you. - Uma Ukpai. Hahahaha, choi!

amokeme:
I just hate to see topics like this...
May God provide for all the GENUINE single young ladies taking crap from guys because of money.

Did I mention that she is a working class? Of course, she is. U see? God is already providing for her. But I'm now convinced she saw a maga in me. May God keep me away from urchins like her onwards. Noonsence!

cyndax:
wot else ..u won confirm your her brother in Christ na...but on a second tot....uve GATS to....pull closer..lmao

. I actually like the babe, but it seems she has other plans. Owerri babes like you no easy o. I'm losing faith in relationships. Why?

jrerico1:
She has taken you as a lovely brother that provide her needs, while some dude are busy banging her,its a pity sha

. Dazz my suspicion. You re thinking.

agarawu23:


your moniker says "owerriCHAIRMAN and you can't afford 22k? which chairman you be? na "mugun" chairman ? or "mumu" chairman ?

. Dis is not a case of spending. This is a case of wastage. Mumu boy

I am currently in a NO SEX relationship
Infact, it's also a NO KISS relationship
Coupled with NO HUG relationship
Godly, right?

Well, she just flashed me now, and when I called back,
She told me to help her to renew her house-rent.
She lives in a One-Room Apartment.
#3,500 per month.
She is to pay for one full year.

#3500 per month.
#7000 for two months.
#42,000 for a full year.

She said that she has #20,000 now, and all she needs from me is JUST #22,000 to complete it.
"Just 22k", Smh

No Sex Relationship o
"Just" 22k, Lwkm

If I carry men in uniform now to her house tomorrow morning and arrest this 419er, they would say Chijioke is wicked. Hehehe

Guys that are veterans in NO SEX RELATIONSHIPS,
Abeg, I wan ask.

Na Like Dis E Dey Dey?

orobs93:
The guy should be flogged and licence seized

. See dis clown. Which license again?

xdunamis:
What is wike? It sounds like an uncompartmentalised cosmoparallel plutoican cajol. Is it a noun? Weak or WICKEd - How is it pronounced? Nigerians do bear a lot of funny and wierd names. Ebele, orubebe, akpabio, wike, diezani, iweala, tinubu - whats the meaning of all these? I think majority of nigerians are a bye product of some form of ceasaranean anticataclysmic mophosis.

. You are a complete compound fooool. Before you insult our local languages from which we get our local names, do well to insult your father's left ball. Heedeeiiiioooottt !!!!