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Owliver:
The rag day I believe most of you know what rag day is. For those who don't know its a day where students dress in rags and "beg" for money anywhere belle face... This was and is still a strong tradition of my school done once in a year in second semester during SUG week... So during 2010 ending as an ND1 student I decided to participate. Now I was broke that period oh but the main reason for my participation was just to experience it... So me and some friends bought the "kpangolo" for collecting money. This "kpangolo" was made of big tin peak milk wrapped with my school banner indicating SUG and my school name and location and address just incase.... The rag day reach. 5am me and my friend Dora woke up begin make up. I wore a dirty jeans and a female pant on it loooolz* and a T-shirt with a dirty singlet on it. I painted lipstick and use nixoderm to make my face white in order to hide my identity cos I was targeting to rag at oshodi which is 100naira to my home. As for Dora, she just scatter her hair wear skirt on to trouser mtcheeeew she be like beautiful mad woman cos she was yellow pawpaw ibo girl with big bombom. Soo pretty. Her own na to go seduce men for road collect money not to rag you know how men can dash woman money naaa.... Na so we ready to go rag with many other students...... To be continued....

Now usually, the tradition is that once your ragging that day you are a "werey"... So all wereys are to assemble first before 5:30am at Panseke a porpular junction at Abekuta south, to snap pictures and move. We went there, people snapped pictures and drinking achohol warming up for the event. but I didn't want that so I just dey greet people. We were sooo many ehn hmmm come see different types of werey dressings. It was like "war of madness" people respected my own cos I was not even smiling... Na so 6am reach everybody move oooh, some ibadan, some Ijebu, some ikorodu some stayed in abeokuta while me and my friend Dora went for Oshodi. Ok how person go take reach oshodi now na so we go "bury" that's the rout to songo old road. We stopped Tipper carrying sand and entered hahahahahahahahaha. We plenty inside tipper ehn. Its like the tipper was transporting mad people to lagos state. Soo funny. Wereys were admiring my cloths and make-up loooolz* my HOC was sitting beside me in the same tipper and we didn't notice each other until he spoke hahahahahaha he was also covered in white powder well, when the tipper got to "ifo" it looked like market day so some people dropped and started them ragging there. Me and my friends didn't. We continues with the tipper to sango.... When we got to sango we all got down and started the ragging. While at sango I saw few of my class mates and we greeted like "wErEY... WEREy!!!!! People passing and driving were just looking at us like wtfk but we didn't even give a damn. Now its all man for himself... Within 5mins I didn't see my friends again I didn't even make 1naira ahan what's happening. I didn't expect this ooooo. And i only had 220 in my pocket. I was confused. People weren't giving me money abi my own dressing too much? Choi* bad market I couldn't go back to school no money. I didn't see Dora, even my class mates I didn't see any. I became a bit ashamed choi* no money.... I was den trecking toward Tow gate.... I wasn't even ragging anymore cos I was confused why I didn't make 1naira at sango. My moral was down, now I got to tow gate and saw a friend of mine who also didn't make 1naira and he was also confused but he had only 20naira with him... Na so the guy clinch me ooo kan dey ask weda I get money make I borrow am Looolz* we continued the trekking miserably heading to iyana-ipaja....... Brace yourself for the next episode..... To be continued......

pinkiepetite:
pinsures of ur nixoderm face or adonbilivit!

I didn't snap any. You wan make dem use am implicate me when I wan contest for governor

beshiman:
Choi!
Na lie jooo... Den no get bullets for their guns... Lol...
#sigh#

them no get bullet abi? I pity you

The rag day I believe most of you know what rag day is. For those who don't know its a day where students dress in rags and "beg" for money anywhere belle face... This was and is still a strong tradition of my school done once in a year in second semester during SUG week... So during 2010 ending as an ND1 student I decided to participate. Now I was broke that period oh but the main reason for my participation was just to experience it... So me and some friends bought the "kpangolo" for collecting money. This "kpangolo" was made of big tin peak milk wrapped with my school banner indicating SUG and my school name and location and address just incase.... The rag day reach. 5am me and my friend Dora woke up begin make up. I wore a dirty jeans and a female pant on it loooolz* and a T-shirt with a dirty singlet on it. I painted lipstick and use nixoderm to make my face white in order to hide my identity cos I was targeting to rag at oshodi which is 100naira to my home. As for Dora, she just scatter her hair wear skirt on to trouser mtcheeeew she be like beautiful mad woman cos she was yellow pawpaw ibo girl with big bombom. Soo pretty. Her own na to go seduce men for road collect money not to rag you know how men can dash woman money naaa.... Na so we ready to go rag with many other students...... To be continued....

Electronzeez:
ask owliver the harm i can cause, you know i can easily brake your head, or brake your ankle.


Be warn!

we go treat hin Bleep up big time ehn. Jo leave am make hin dey miki do.

beshiman:
Police is your friend.
Na great lie for Naija ooo...

well, them carry gun so no cause for otherwise...

Owliver:
Jedi ke? When man never read... Now the next day was monday. We had two courses "organisational behaviou(2units) and "production management(3units)... The production management was 50% calculation and the OB was 100% theory... "Mo go drink jedi jooo" we go just take small small come back. Na so all of us begin go jedi joint for Oluwo area. The woman sells nice jedi mixed with honey and sells fried meat so it was always interesting because it ain bitter like most would taste. We take first round, second, third Looooolz* me and my second wey drink never comot for our body join them dey drink third. Highness begin come, I never read shinshin mbok. 2 exams the next day. my villagers juju is working.... While the others were normal, me and my drinking champion were feeling the drink. Na so we finish go house. Son of man begin another sleep. Night don come I never read. Belle begin purge me, chit begin cash me Loooolz* tension set it... Na so I go baff, chit kan relax they think of exam... 12am monday. Boys dey read I woke up and decided to learn the calculations and mayb read the other course sharpally and use idea to port am jare... Na so I learn small calculations till I sleep again... Morning come tension wan kill son of man my partner in crime was also scared so we decided to help each other as always... Na so we dress up begin go school bouncing. Person wey see us go think say these boys don jack die. Jackass ni...... To be continued.......... ?

first paper "Production management 9am-12am as per 3unit. Na so we line up follow each other enter hall. Interact well though late but atleast son of man write something meaningful... Now the second paper was between 1pm-3pm as per 2unit. During that 1hr interval I try read, as I dey read one thing the other one dey fly away. Lolz* head no gree carry anything again. Time up. Na so we line up again wan enter the same hall with the same invigilator the man looked at us and noticed it was an arrangement. That moment I was praying he shouldn't do anything to scatter formation ooo. He didn't sha praise god I thought. So we wanted to go in. All guys were ahead and me and my partner were behind with me as the last man. Na so we begin enter hall, as we dey sit one by one forming a column na so sit finish remain me standing, choi* bad market I was shocked. I quickly sat at the next column not too far na so that invigilator sight me "hey young man get up" he sent me forward to start a fresh row to cut the long story short na so I dey front dey look up and down person wey dey my back sef I no book pass am hahahaha. Did my best but that wasn't enough. Them dash me carry over. Sat for it later, I jejely do group leader of assignment for carry over students... I even attend lectures looolz* cos any mistake na "Extra year" and that's not even gonna happen in my dream... Passed and that was how I escaped... Praaaiiissseee master Jesus... Halleluya...

Typical. See people praising tinubu and fashola like they were gods, as if say na them papa money them use do am... Nigerians with their chop I chop mentality, that's why we'll continue to be fooled... Btw, nice development....

GooooooaaaaaL!!!!!! Chelsea 2-2 Psg hope say na live

Everybody dey here when erisegun dey look for my trouble sha... #LagosNawa

The man gave me wrong address. I don finally reach my destination.... Thank God say grown up man with mustash no lost today #Lagosnawa

The yoruba women don't want to reason with the men. They shouting sai baba... Be like make I slap them #LagosNawa

Looolz* now they are playing an audio in a shop. Looolz I don laugh tire... Election don make people mad #LagosNawa

One man say idiagbon and tai solarin na hausa kill them, say yoruba no still get sense. #LagosNawa

At a restaurant here they are arguing buhari and Jonathan matter. Dey are eating Eba oooo. #LagosNawa

One man selling cloth gave me one direction, I ask another girl she tell me something different. I prefer the girl cos the man looks hungry. #LagosNawa

And the Army man sitting in front is arguing with agbero that the driver must not pay because he is inside. Ok this army man looks strong but the agbero looks ready to die. None of my business #LagosNawa

A police man at check-point just collected bribe from a man driving pathfinder... Hope for Nigeria. Police is your friend. #LagosNawa

I just saw a passenger throw lacasera and gala waste from inside a bus. Same idiot will curse jonathan or fashola if gutter block. #LagosNawa

Can't type while walking. On my way to freedom market I won go buy palito television for camp... Continue later...

Jedi ke? When man never read... Now the next day was monday. We had two courses "organisational behaviou(2units) and "production management(3units)... The production management was 50% calculation and the OB was 100% theory... "Mo go drink jedi jooo" we go just take small small come back. Na so all of us begin go jedi joint for Oluwo area. The woman sells nice jedi mixed with honey and sells fried meat so it was always interesting because it ain bitter like most would taste. We take first round, second, third Looooolz* me and my second wey drink never comot for our body join them dey drink third. Highness begin come, I never read shinshin mbok. 2 exams the next day. my villagers juju is working.... While the others were normal, me and my drinking champion were feeling the drink. Na so we finish go house. Son of man begin another sleep. Night don come I never read. Belle begin purge me, chit begin cash me Loooolz* tension set it... Na so I go baff, chit kan relax they think of exam... 12am monday. Boys dey read I woke up and decided to learn the calculations and mayb read the other course sharpally and use idea to port am jare... Na so I learn small calculations till I sleep again... Morning come tension wan kill son of man my partner in crime was also scared so we decided to help each other as always... Na so we dress up begin go school bouncing. Person wey see us go think say these boys don jack die. Jackass ni...... To be continued.......... ?

OgidiOlu3:
*Spreads mat* Chewing popcorn and sipping Orijin waiting for Owliver's film to start

I don write about 7 before na... Them make sense ehn...

The carry over... This happened 2+ years ago when I just resumed HND from IT... There was enough money so flexing almost everyday was the order, Behind crib and the girls were tripping no wahala. I came in late february when lectures had gone far so I was at a disadvantaged position already having missed lots of "group assignment" now during the OND programme I mostly stayed in at friends place in lagos egbeda area not minding lectures till exam period where I'll come and cram the whole of united kingdom inside my head without doing much test or assignment and still pass my exams, well I was lucky I had such brain. so I didn't have a problem. So I assumed HND would be same easy pass lol so I began to skip lectures for sweet sleep a home playing video games and having fun Then Exam came.... During exam we did lots of reading and cramming and when we got to the 7th paper which would take place on a monday, we(6 of us) went to an over-night party that friday in a guest house and as usual chow, blau, drink........... (Blank memory).... I no even know how them carry me enter room looolz... hang-over... So that saturday after getting home we were so lazy that we all slept and didn't bother reading for the exams on monday. Saturday passed and sunday came, a day to exam(2 papers)... Amongst our 6, 2 of us were the "not so brillians ones" there so we always plan and seat near each other and share ideas during exam, talking out loud and watching left and right. And we were the best drinkers so the drink was still affecting both of us. We decided to sleep more when other were still trying to read... Sunday evening came... So we joined them in reading small small though E no dey enter head na wash... Then one of the others said "mo go drink Jedi jooooo" Loooooooooooolz* na here problem come from.... To be continue.... Brace yourself.......

Gooooood After nooon.... Well, since the thread is boring I have a job to revive it back to madness... Am gonna be saying two new Moments I will never forget title: (1) The carry over (2) The rag day..... Brace yourself...

Lala247:
Its our leaders that are greedy nigeria has git enough money in that country to at least have basic needs ... They are making pilots but no electricity, no running water look at the roads instead of pumpimg money in apprenticeship schemes for young guys to learn how to do these things so future nigeria can have hope .

Im just saying we nigerian pride ourselves tht education is the key but with all tha knowledge nigeria is still lacking .

its not just the government its both the government and the people that are greedy. I live here and I see how we treat each other I just wana cry... We the youths are soooo dumb... The change we should be vying for is an over-all change from PDP and APC but we taking sides these people are all same people defecting at the slightest chance... Our minds are just filled with hate and greed. Now see this "if a governor steals billions and use parts of it to build roads and bridges he automatically wins the heart of the people" and people will say "at least he did something let him steal""" that's to show you corruption is in our blood. We'll keep swimming in circles.

Lala247:
Dunno about that.. Just saying its my thing. Its like how i only use virgin atlantic , would never get on the nigerian oneit doesnt mean its not safe.. But when my friend had an asthma attack in nigeria ... No ambulance nothing .. Emergency number doesnt even work.. We took car .. C go slow gt to hospital before the doctor knew wt happened we need to admitt lol just like dat . Later passed away .. Dats when i knew not all nigerian degrees r degree ppl b dieing in the hand of these so called qualified ppl .....

Dont get me wrong his probably very goid but after dat experience my opinion changed.

sorry about your friend... Naija tire me sef. I wish I were never born here. So disgusting of a failed state with so much ethnic greedy people....

Aliyu ke. Make hin no go carry bomb ooo.

smilingjimmy:
Yeah I did nd u?

went well thankyou... Have a great day ahead

busyinks:
And u too

when you sef dey hide nkor

doublezero7:
My balls? Dog will eat your mouth!

But wait oo, will 'Fury junior' be affected down below?

everything around that environment noni

smilingjimmy:
Gud mrnin owliver

Good morning babe. Mo'oday... Hope ya slept well,

*arranges bed again** goodnight all... *snoring loud**