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Nigerdeltaboi:
haba bros

I no jo like them at all. Lord luggard must be in hell now. Its so sure cos he caused this great havoc. Smh

Nigerdeltaboi:
hehehe na call of duty you wan do ba ,beside hausa people are not bad na . nothing do you

Ok then. Fulani herds men... I just need to shoot some stubborn northern monkeys

noordean:
and if dem stab u from behind,it will b fun just like assassin creed

that won't happen. I have been taught how to take cover. I know how to shadow my back

sleekyonyx:
Tah Owliver, Una no reach

you have been warned.

Nigerdeltaboi:
yeah i ve shot stuff before and i tell you its cool .epecially an automatic weapon.
e? go make sense to shoot for camp oo

I prefer shooting hausa people during election. Once I hear "kpem" na shooting spree oooh. Anybody wey stray bullet meet sara oooh. Everybody take cover oooh. Its fun just like mission game on play station

Nigerdeltaboi:
who saw this topic in the front page of corps members been taught how to use guns in kebbi ? www.nairaland.com/2207305/corp-members-kebbi-state-learning

I did and I would love to participate and learn to kill people. Aziiin, shoot at site things. Its gonna be fun

Dear Aguda, please proceed with the printing of your call up letter, It has been sent to your email used during registration. Thank you NYSC Who else received this msg I just got it now now

Gracyel:
An excellent pay ofcos...

42,720 per month + freebies like hand bag and shoes every christmas and sallah...

doublezero7:
Wait! Did you just slap my baby?

Did you just slap Sleekyonyx?

You are in some serious shii nigga! U of all people should know I don't joke with her!

woman wrapper

sleekyonyx:
Returns the slap with immediate effect* towaaaaaaaiiiiiiii, den sights doublezero7 from afar* running to my boo*

Loooolz* lazy girl. Na pretty3 go beat you hand down. You know say she be calabar girl na very good at gidigbo. As for ur bF I'll just kick his balls and *game over*

author=Luchiana1 post=31826343]

grass cutter ain that bad na. You'll make use of tractor cutter

kingphilip:
we just pity u o

we for do am yesterday nyt na because say u no get battery we stop

if I hear say una wait....

Gracyel:
Not bad, afterall, its related to my line of work. But I will only accept d employment on one condition....

and what will that be? *sips monkeyTail*

pretty3:
Oh my darling boo! What will I have done without you? you are the best, and all ur kids will definitely be proud of you. Chop kiss muahhh.

Nothing oooh* that's why... *kiss chopped* ayuuuum... Thanks babe your tha best

pretty3:
I agree with you completely sweetie. But I don't trust 007 o.

Ok I go carry that one go our branch for jalingo problem solved.

sirRiddy:
I actually do have both my
ID card and certificate. The man I
met did not collect my ID for reasons
best known to him. I just want to know
the resolution of OAU CPIs as regards the
way around this stymie. I hope we resolve it
as soon as we can.

I believe everything will be ok.

sleekyonyx:
*modified* swaps postion with pretty3.

your not serious. *lands her dirty slap** towaaaaaaaaiiiiiiii.......

mzjaney:
Olly!!!!!! Warn yasef . Maa ṣe jẹ kí mi gbe kan egún lori o

Oya sorry. Ur promotion will be quicker than usual.

mayorsweet:
We go soon carry u go Yaba left...weyrey boy

ahan no bother na. Aro dey secured already

Walexsammy:
*Modified

Lmaoooo* but the original copy drafted by me will be in page 900 till rapture comes. Our children go see am

Count Down to page 1000... Though I don win like 4 or 5 pages but 1000 is the ultimate kingphilip shey you see say that 800 na just dey look make E go make E no be like say I too greedy.... 1000 Loading........

dammyllare:
To my boo of life doing ha convo today
To pinki doing convo
To all my Eksu goons doing convo today
I say congrats to you all.....favour market awaits u all










My biggest villa so far on 900th avenue
Ama build a castle
An estate
A university for the less privilege
My jet landing space
My boo's dreamed mall
Ama dance dance dance!!!

Lolz* sorry that 901

mayorsweet:
Plot4

hahahaha wa sere...

Pretty3 here we'll build oil well here... We'll be doing oil business. Very profitable...

Pretty3 we are gonna build a factory here. We'll be producing bags and shoes, expensive and quality ones... You'll be the CEO... We'll employ walexsammy(gateman), sleekyonyx(cleaner), mzjaney(messanger), erisegun(OPC), doublezero7(assisatnt messanger), mayorsweet(secretary), gracyel(web designer), electronzeez(bouncer), dexcira(sales girl), richybank(sales boy), pinkiepetite(marketter), Xray2(storekeeper), luchiana1(GrassCutter).... And so on, and so on

Pretty3 baby... I dedicate this plot for you and our unborn kids expecially our first son "omagamaga" omagamaga your daddy(that's me ) is a strong man who's always a winner. He is a strong fighter and ur mum is the love of my life... Am proud of you and I hope your proud of daddy. Love you son *kiss kiss*

Plot 1

Plot2

mayorsweet:
Lmao! Infact! na Gen i dey use charge as i dey type dis mssg

my ba3 don almost die but I still put am for 3G so after 900 if una no see me na battery ooo

Up tinubu

mzjaney:
lol u well so?

I well weh weh.... Choi* my ntwk dey slow oooooo