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mzjaney:
Dis one really got me laughing.Owliver weldone.

pretty3:
Lmao. I no fit laugh. U be baba for stories. Next pls.

Owliver:
my matric no was *641i dey C class. Class of olodo people... As I was getting to the venue my heart was beating fast. While others knew their fate I had no idea. I went there with my friend so we started struggling to check the tin, the place was crowded. And then I managed to check 641 and I saw 7 carry overs out of 10 I couldn't believe what I saw. My friend had seen his own too 3 carry overs. We asked ourselves "Guy you don see ur own" I said No. I asked him "you nkor" her said NO. Liiiaaaarrrsss hahahahahaha omg. Now see what happened...... Wait for it ...to be continue noni....

Owliver:
Moment I will never forget My school usually pastes "pass all courses" before later pasting CGPA. Well, when they pasted pass all courses I didn't see mine cos some werey student don tear am comot for wall because dem see carry overs but someone claimed she saw it for me that it was pass all courses. Imagine my first result in school and I didn't see anything, even when I was sure I would not fail I still wasn't convinced. Until when they pasted real GP. Then I kan go check the thing my self. Lmao. Hahaha Lwkm I no fit laff...... Brace yourself people...... To be continue jare..............

mzjaney:
nah.. Was only kidding.

mzjaney:
thor I yaff hear...abeg owliver continue the film joor

Owliver:
After all these we went to school the next monday and had a gist about it with the guys, they were all scared except one guy we call "Party king" He said he was a good drinker, A street boy, so its not a big deal. Ok oooo meet us at home on wednesday sir. We were so curious to see the full work of the herb. That monday we soaked more and it lasted for over 35hours Omg madness loading... Wednesday came and "party king" came around with another co upcoming musician I don't want to mention name. Well, we were in our room rolling dice gambling when he requested for "the almight gaygaymu" of cos we gave him the keg with cup. He took 8shots of gaygaymu while his partner took just 2shots. Fortunately for "party king" he was winning in gamble but of cos we were not concerned about that but rather the effect of the herb. About 10 mins later the other guy went home complaining his eyes were turning him LooooooL* that wan na otu for achohol. while the "party king" was still strong after 8shots. Few minutes later "party king" eye don red, e don dey sweat. Na so we begin laff. Then he left sagging his trousers saying he's going somewhere, that our "almighty gaygaymu was useless" We laughed and thought that was the end of his madness unknowingly to us the guy just began omg...... Brace yourself for the INTERMISSION

mzjaney:
See indian film.. Weldone owliver.

Homguy:
ordinary bingo or " jack" you meant?

Owliver:
Moment I will never forget Sometime in april 2011 I went to visit my friend at egbeda stayed few days and decided to go back to school. In his area there was gaygaymu herb and since we use to hear 9ice sing about it like "gaygaymu dey here, ma fiku sere" we decided to see what's up. We took five and vooom head for school. That night we bought pami one 5litre and chelsea drink. The gaygaymu is said to make one mad in same duration at which you soak the herb in even water. Its "greanish" in nature with seeds inside it. We soaked the gaygaymu into a plastic full of chelsea and (pami) for only 12hours after which we removed the substance from the drink. we had the gaygaymu and it did real as 9ice said of cos we didn't take much just little sips performed wonders, nobody wan do pass himself. Since the herb was strange to everyone in our compound they were all curious to taste hahahahahaha. So we gave them including gals. Result one of them lost her fone and started crying that her bf was inside the wall lol we had to call the guy to come from sango.. The other girl misbehaved in school and we had to cook for her, baby sit her and pet her cos she looked like who was going to die lolz and other minor cases happened.... Now the major case.... Brace yourself my people am about to tell you what that sh!-t do To be continue..........

sleekyonyx:
This ur story ehhh! e get as e be o!.

erisegun:
I remember wen I dy 14yrs*me and my goons go pluck mango4 one house *we no knw say dem no lock d door of d dog house.and d dog wicked eh!. D dog let us enta d compound finish,as we wan begin to dy climb tree,d dog just burst out.cum see race*evrybody scatter*but na me d dog target because na me get mind to climb tree*d dog name na "Tom".as I dy run,d dog sef dy run folow me4 back. I just begin to shout,dy beg d dog: "Tom abegggggggg! Tom abegggggg! Tom abeggggggg!*d dog no gree o*e just dy pushu me*na wan man stone d dog,d dog cum stop to dy pushu me* I as I notice say d dog stop,me sef cum stop*cum see as I dy breath heavily* my throat don dry*i drink 2litres of water b4 I balance*4 a whole week,pple4 my area use me laff tire

Owliver:
You know when you take too much weed you develop dual personality system. The cool and sensible one And the stupid and brave one. The hotel was just beside the road so we had to cross over to the other side. That became a problem for me. I couldn't get a clear chance to cross. I was scared to die. While my stupid and brave mind was shouting "Cross cross cross cross cross cross cross if you die you die noni" "the other one was saying "guy calm down and watch carefully, don't die in lagos when ur parents think you are in ogun state"" took me almost 10mins to cross the road and then we boarded a Bus. Immediately we entered the bus everyone looked at us somehow, they perceived the thing. While I was busy calculating not to forget the identity of my friends they were busy shouting at each other for no reason and laffing anyhow loool cos of weed. I was soooo quiet trying to restructure my mind not to do sometin stupid. Then for no reason we stopped at a junction we all got down. There was many people at that juction even market people selling things. They rushed to buy bonce na there I lost. Immediately they left I forgot about them looool* then I began to re-calculate why I was at the junction then gbam I remembered. "I came with friends" I saw three guys walking into a street I thought they were my friends and I followed walking behind them staggering and trying to make sure I catch up with "my friends". Then they noticed me turned back and asked "guy why you dey follow us" na there small sense enter my head back. I returned back to the road side and started shouting "Tareeeee" "Tareeeee" tare was my friends name. people just dey watch me like say I be ramsi noah wey dey act film I didn't care all I know was that I didn't want to get lost in lagos..... To be continue

Owliver:
Moment I will never forget attended a party around LASU. Beno hotel with my padis. We were 4boys and a girl. Just to spice up the night we bought loads of weed. Then I had a pipe for smoking. Those types they use for ciggar. Swags tinz. Party went on and me and my four friends were busy puffing. Then blackberry just started getting popular and I got a BB tour in my pocket. When time was almost 10pm we were all crazy cos of weed especially me since I was the Commander in chief of the weed that night. Ground started tumbling like earthquake I knew it was the weed. I had to give my BB to the only sane person among us which was the girl... Then we went out and set for home. Ne there film start........ To be continue..............

richybanky:
Wit dis pple at my back, nothing dey fear abt

erisegun:
lolzzzzz!!! Dat MAPOLY eh! I bow4 dat sch ooo! My broda wey go there go do ND dy all ways talk abt cult fight lyk say na action film dem dy act 4 dat sch

richybanky:
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richybanky:

Nationally Assembly must here dis

richybanky:
I dey train my goons, den dey come after u soon

erisegun:
lolzzzzzz! Him mama prayer na him save am*i no fit laffffffff o

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