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NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Owliver(m): 10:36am On Feb 20, 2015

richybanky:
bro don't try my patient cus u will be running when nobody is chasing u

choi* e no follow. You still dey learn

NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Owliver(m): 10:31am On Feb 20, 2015

moment I will never forget was during my ND1 I was still a novice in the game... Met a girl on 2go and we became very close. She was schooling at Ijebu while I was schooling in Abeokuta. I asked her to pay me a visit and she agreed. A week later when I was ready to receive my visitor she told me that she can't come I should come over. As the agro strong na I decided to go. Then I traveled with my last 9k of my entire life. Along the road I was already fantasizing how I must use my 3three condoms I had in my wallet grin

then the devil came in. We had a minor accident. My knee was injured because of the tight bus. I manages to find another bus got to her place I couldn't tell her what happened. We cooked, watched film and stuffs. She was already prepared sef changing cloths in my front exposing everything but the injury was so serious I didn't say anything. After all the I love you I love you night came. She started giving me massive green light with her tiny mini skirt exposing her pant omg. But my leg was injured I couldn't help it. Then I lied I for got condom and can't have seks with her. She was sooo disappointed. All my money don finish except transport. The next day I left without accomplishing my mission. She refused to chat with me for days. She was angry. Well, I didn't tell my friends what happened cos they'll be like "Ntooooin money wey we for use eat food" I struggled for over a week before I gained my self........ End of story grin

NEXT.....

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NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Owliver(m): 10:18am On Feb 20, 2015

2nd Moments I will never forget Loading.....

NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Owliver(m): 10:15am On Feb 20, 2015

pretty3:
Let me now officially say Good morning to the entire e family. hope you all had a pleasant night rest? Thank God it's Friday. Wishing you all a great weekend.

Yhhhh. Don't forget to..................

NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Owliver(m): 10:13am On Feb 20, 2015

richybanky:
Don't try me bro, cus I can make u to dis wen nobody is chasing u

NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Owliver(m): 10:09am On Feb 20, 2015

Luchiana1:
if dts d case post it on fb now all dose prospectiv nysc batch A pages or wht do u fink..Anyways how much is d shirt alone?

luchy luchy is coming. Hmm

NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Owliver(m): 10:05am On Feb 20, 2015

richybanky:
Hmmm, tho dats none of my business

NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Owliver(m): 9:58am On Feb 20, 2015

erisegun:
mak I share dis funny moment*wen I dy lyk 13yrs old,e get oneday wey my aunty wake me up around 1o'o clock 4 nite say mak I go piss*me just stand up dy sleep walk go whr dem dy sell amala 4 my street*i don dy pic eba ,suddenly my eye just clear*meanwhile,my aunty don dy find me say whr I go*as I dy cum bak,I jam her4 road,she cum ask me whr I go,I tell her wetin happen*she just tear me 1 wicked slap*o boy! My eye clear*i just jejeli go sleep lyk dog wey dem beat*

Lmao* ur own small. My padi sleep walk dey go river. Na god save am say one pastor see am hahahahaha

NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Owliver(m): 9:54am On Feb 20, 2015

Moment I will never forget Was a time during my Nd2 in school. We were five friends escorting one of us home around 8pm. There was a very long road down which only light came from an hotel, the rest places were dark. While they were chatting I was busy chatting on my fone not looking forward. We were walking majestically occupying all the roads, ahead were drunk OPC idiots also walking towards us with firewood, marchets, guns. We didn't see them cos there was no light. That particular day cultists had terrorize that area so they were patrolling while drunk sad

To God be the glory we got so close to them where there was light in front of the hotel. And then I heard "Hey you stop there" one of them said while charging and swing a marchet at me targeting my head sad

these guys were huge as fukk I quickly looked up, dodged it and then the race began... Na me carry first no dull, one us fell down 3times hin knee scatter sef. they caught one of my padi because he fell down like molue for oshodi. He was caught and injured but they allowed him go after their leader pleaded for him. The problem was they were drunk. I no pass that road for night again till I leave that school. Praaaaaaiisssseee tha Looooorrrd............... Alaluya... Oya make una drop oh. I still get more #A15

NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Owliver(m): 9:38am On Feb 20, 2015

tolustx:
Are we competing for numba of pages now? Lol

I was there. It was fun. You should see the thrill of comenting on page 500. 1000, 1111... Fun all the way

NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Owliver(m): 9:37am On Feb 20, 2015

babatawa:
King Awon Asinwin

waz dat na huh

NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Owliver(m): 9:34am On Feb 20, 2015

NYSC talks can go on but we go to beat C14 1000+ page soooo................. grin

NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Owliver(m): 9:31am On Feb 20, 2015

Am gonna talk about The moment I will never forget this can be an category you prefer. Horror, Funny, sexual(pls let's not over do this one), etc. Any moment you won't forget. Ama share mind soon......

NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Owliver(m): 9:28am On Feb 20, 2015

NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Owliver(m): 11:04pm On Feb 19, 2015

Liverpool 1-0 besiktas. No real authority on Liverpool side. We miss gerrard. But we won. Up reds grin

Goodnight pals

NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Owliver(m): 10:00pm On Feb 19, 2015

Hope yall watching Liverpool VS Besikta match grin

Awesome match. The besiktas are just sooo lucky. This is Anfield undecided

#ynwa

NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Owliver(m): 9:08pm On Feb 19, 2015

babatawa:
guy nur dey gimme that face o
i fit just punch you

first attack

NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Owliver(m): 8:57pm On Feb 19, 2015

babatawa:
Ur a bad influence

I know bro

NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Owliver(m): 8:54pm On Feb 19, 2015

pretty3:
yes o. Won't miss it.

Praise Jesus sad

. Add me on bbm 292D9CCB

NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Owliver(m): 8:45pm On Feb 19, 2015

Haha all my G's are now using pictures to communicate that's good. That's good.

NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Owliver(m): 8:39pm On Feb 19, 2015

babatawa:
Yh true! buh given the statistics of bout 100 students from each department i think we're good to go
my set wey grad sef frm my dept nur pass 30 thats plus spill overs
I'm Sure we gon make et... No fear my broda
God has errthin under control

blacky's coming.

NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Owliver(m): 8:32pm On Feb 19, 2015

pretty3:
I'm doing good. Thanks. Hope your day wasn't boring?

Yh it wasn't thankyou. Hope ur wasn't boring either? And hope you coming to party with me and the rest?

Business › Re: Forex Trading - Season 15 by Owliver(op): 7:54pm On Feb 19, 2015

abistar:
Pls hw can a begina learn forex trade? Am really interestd. Kindly send d detail. edwarduvies@gmail.com

start from the school of babypip . Com.... Keep up with the thread. Ask questions.

NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Owliver(m): 7:52pm On Feb 19, 2015

pretty3:
Hello e family! hope you all had a good day? @doubleero7, owlivr, sleekynyx etc I hail o.

hmmmm. Baby good evening. Hope your good.

NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Owliver(m): 7:49pm On Feb 19, 2015

dexcira:
. wait ooo oliver Na m you due pursue like that? chaiii! I been one forgive u but

ooawn*

NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Owliver(m): 4:33pm On Feb 19, 2015

richybanky:
Na my boo u dey use gun and iron stick chase

Oh richy. Am sorry man

NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Owliver(m): 4:05pm On Feb 19, 2015

dexcira:
. kisses

kissy kissy girl undecided

Business › Re: Forex Trading - Season 15 by Owliver(op): 2:44pm On Feb 19, 2015

fxbomovi:
seriously i just dont understand u

the man still confuse

NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Owliver(m): 2:24pm On Feb 19, 2015

mayorsweet:
C A P U A....shall i begin?

oh yh hit the thread. I got an arsenal of pictures to last 400 years. C'mon grin

NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Owliver(m): 1:58pm On Feb 19, 2015

Am having fun here seriously. This thread keeps my jobless ass hooked

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NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Owliver(m): 1:53pm On Feb 19, 2015

pinkiepetite:
dis guy sha! u like fight o! you no decode Wetin owliver dey try do bah? Erin n pa mi!

I don laff tire. Funny guy

NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Owliver(m): 1:50pm On Feb 19, 2015

Gazaliah:
Wia u dey run goMars or Venus

Why I will not catch u is if u did not stop Running...If u stop,I will catch u and show you the Rascality I possesssssssssssss.

#PEACEOUT

Oya hug this woman in ebola suit undecided

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