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pretty3:
My boo boo, are you still awake? 😊😊😊.

babatawa:
ohon! Tell am abeg

babatawa:
mouth!
Ask Owliver wetin i do the last person
wey threaten me

sirRiddy:
Hello my people,
hope you are having a great weekend? Thanks to sodiqyinka for updating us as usual, you are highly revered sir.
Erisegun and owliver, una case no be here at all.
Gracias A15.

sparkleRed:
By God's grace I should make it, if my plans on being posted 2 lag work out well

erisegun:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah*bruce lee laff* o boy u suffer dat day o* wen d driver wan giv u d money,him go talk inside him mind say "Werey le leyi sha! oloshi o fe fi change e le, sha gba,ki o ko werey e siwaju. Makoba mi"

sparkleRed:
Ah! depraved mind!

Owliver:
Moment I will never forget This happened in 2011 during sallah. The second sallah wey dem dey kill ram ooo. I was at Egbeda carwash area with my pal... Since it was sallah and I needed to eat the sallah meat I was invited by a friend at ilasa oshodi express way. So on the sallah day I dress up comot for house carry 1k say make I use am do transport go come. Na hin I enter bus sidon for front. Now the route we took was from Egbeda to sobo junction to I think dopemu going to ikeja along but before we got to iyana dopemu police stopped our bus, held our conductor because hin tamor the bus. Hope una know watin be tamor? hahahahaha that means he carry full bus kan hang the bus. Na so our driver pack for front dey wait make conductor settle police make we go. We waited for like 10mins its like the conductor was begging wtfk everybody don complain tire. Note* I had already given the useless conductor my 1k oh so I had nothing left. Then suddenly the conductor started running and then he shouted "Ikenna mo go, mo go" na so driver start motor... Now the conductor was running on the other lane while our driver was trying to catch up with him. Two police officers entered their motor and another stopped a bike and entered now they started chasing the bus ignoring the conductor. Obobs wahala don dey o. As the one with okada got near us he pulled his gun pointing at us we all shouted "abeg o abeg o no shoot"" he obeyed thank God. They he went forward to intercept us at iyana dopemu na so our driiver deceive am drive straight to the bridge heading to Ogba direction. The door of the bus fell but the driver couldn't stop he kept driving. By this time the conductor don miss. Our change we no see. Police dey come behind us. My 900naira change I no see. Ok na lesgo.......... to be continue.................

sparkleRed:
Yaff turn here 2 story site abi, I will flog u nw u will see (˘̯˘ )

erisegun:
lemme me pause wetin I wan do till tomorow! Wait mak I buy kunu first*



Mak I whr to siddon* kunu yi tutu baje*oya! Oliver ,Leggo

eunylondon:
Hello guys, it's been up to 1week since I came here. I hv been busy with one or two things. Really missed y'all. What's up with u guys? What's going on here? What's d latest gist? Someone should update me plzzz

mayorsweet:
Oliver,na God saved ur life till now:u for don peme since

Owliver:
well, I was told fighting started because the celebrant's crush who was a cultist was drunk and he challenged the celebrants "main boyfriend" yh I was told cos I was still sleeping ontop person motor. then they fired gun three times "Gboa" "Gboa" "Gboa" Obobs na so I wake up see as people dey run go out, I didn't know what happened but I follow them begin run. Now outside the gate there were fer house and 3 routs to get to the express. One was the main route where normal people pass the other two were narrow ways through bushes. Most people ran towards the main route which had houses and light but me and some few strange peole run through the other side. After going a bit further I stopped and started walking. Darkness everywhere. Bushes taller than me everywhere. In front of me were two strange boys and guess what came to my mind next "Who these guys be? "What if them be ritualists? "Who say make I pass here na? What if these guys kill me nobody go even know. "Anything wey wan happen make E happen.... Then to God be the glory the guys were not ritualists I got to the road after so much staggering I started trekking home instead make I enter okada I dey stagger dey trek *SMH then on the way I met one of my compound guy buying suya, he collected all my money with me and payed for his suya and put me on a buy and asked the bike to take me to "Kpomo villa" that's near my house. When I got home guess what happen?? wait for it people... Brace up..... To be continues................

Owliver:
Moment I will never forget There was a birthday party me and my friends were invited. Of cos we agreed to go. The venue was located in a not-too-developed environment so there were bushes around the hotel. Now as usual before we went to the party we were already drinking achohol since that's what we do most times when bored. The moment came and we all went for the party dressing cool, sweet and swaggerdo lolz... Before getting to the party we were already high so we all sat looking cool trying to behave normal... Cutting of cake, devil's basket, Food sharing and then they brought drinks again na there first wahala start... As na free drink na we begin dey drink and drink and dance, and dance, drink, dance, drink, dance. It got to a stage where I was high and weak I decided to rest on a car's bonet inside the compound na so I sleep go while party was going on ............. To be continue......

babatawa:
my back
bruh 14yrs nur b sere sere o

pinkiepetite:
you be Red Reddington?

Luchiana1:
thank God say u agree say u no knw n u type 'i think'..derz more o no be only sing sing joo... E dey inside bibeli..go read am

babatawa:
that awkward moment whn mad man dey call sane persn wheyrey

babatawa:
[s]
you don brush?

babatawa:
Good Morning Humans of #A15
with d exemption of Clowns
like Owliver and erisegun

erisegun:
no worry! We and u go make heaven*we go dy pop kunu 2geda*u knw say u lyk origin no dy heaven*heavy drinks lyk gaygaymu no dy*na holy drinks lyk kunu and zobo dy there

erisegun:
my broda! Dats life ooooo* just knw say ur reward dy heaven*

chidexSmokey:
Hahahaha. You nor like me sha. Thanku, I dnt want gaygaymu.

Luchiana1:
Long long stowies dt touch..hmm...

chidexSmokey:
Just finished reading pgs 290-306 *whew*
Iyaf laff tire.

sojas:
Hahaha, at where? Hope the organizers wont mess things up. Till then..