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Peter loves to drink at the local bar,
but his wife disapproves of this. One
night, he's at the bar and he gets
extremely drunk. He tries to stand
up, but immediately falls to the floor.
He tries this a few more times, but
each time he falls to the floor. People
offered to help him, but he said no
each time. He finally ended up
dragging himself home and sneaking
into bed, thinking his wife would
never catch him. The next morning,
Peter's wife says, "Pete, you bloody
worthless idiot, no good drunkard!
You were at the bar last night
drinking again!" Peter was confused.
"How did you find out?" "The bar
called. You left your wheelchair
there."

One sunny day in Ireland, two men
were sitting in a pub, drinking some
Guinness, when one turns to the
other and says "You see that man
over there? He looks just like me! I
think I'm gonna go over there and
talk to him." So, he goes over to the
man and taps him on the shoulder.
"Excuse me sir," he starts, "but I
noticed you look just like me!" The
second man turns around and says
"Yeah, I noticed the same thing,
where you from?", "I'm from Dublin",
second man stunned says, "Me too!
What street do you live on?",
"McCarthy street", second man
replies, "Me too! What number is it?",
the first man announces, "162",
second man shocked says, "Me too!
What are your parents names?", first
man replies, "Connor and Shannon",
second man awestruck says, "Mine
too! This is unbelievable!" So, they
buy some more Guinness and they're
talking some more when the
bartenders change shifts. The new
bartender comes in and goes up to
the other bartender and asks "What's
new today?" "Oh, the Murphy twins
are drunk again."

A drunken man staggers in to a
Catholic church and sits down in a
confession box and says nothing. The
bewildered priest coughs to attract
his attention, but still the man says
nothing. The priest then knocks on
the wall three times in a final attempt
to get the man to speak. Finally, the
drunk replies: "No use knocking'
mate, there's no paper in this one
either."

A man sat down at a bar and told the
bartender, "I bet you three hundred
dollars that I can piss into the cup all
the way over there on the other side
of the bar and not miss a single drop."
The bartender said, "There is no way
you can do that. Sure, I'll bet you
three hundred dollars." The man
then begins to undo his pants and
begins pissing. He starts pissing all
over the bar, spraying on the bottles
and the bartender, not making a
single drop in the cup. The bartender
starts smiling and laughing and says,
"That's it, you owe me three hundred
dollars." The man then gets up and
walks over to the pool table and
starts laughing and shaking hands
with the men standing there. He
walks back to bar, sits down and
starts laughing at the bartender and
hands him the money. The bartender
asks, "Why are you laughing? You
just lost the bet." The man said, "I'm
laughing because I bet those guys
over there one thousand dollars that
I could piss all over you and your bar
and you would still be laughing when
I was done."

Analysis

Three guys were sitting in a biker
bar. A man came in, already drunk,
sat down at the bar and ordered a
drink. The man looked around and
saw the 3 men sitting at a corner
table. He got up, staggered to the
table, leaned over, looked the biggest
one in the face and said, "I went by
your grandma's house and I saw her
in the hallway, buck naked. Man, she
is fine!" The biker looked at him and
didn't say a word. His buddies were
confused,because he was a bad ass,
and would fight at he drop of a hat.
The drunk leaned on the table again
and said, "I got it on with your
grandma and she is good, the best I
ever had!" The biker still said
nothing. His buddies were starting to
get mad. The drunk leaned on the
table again and said, "I'll tell you
something else boy, your grandma
liked it!" The biker stood up, took the
drunk by the shoulder and said,
"Damn it, Grandpa, you're drunk! Go
home!"

Lol

Chai, seriously I listened 2 d song wit open mind tryin 2 like it buh its not just gud enuf. D song is totally average, I rate it 30percent, her voice needs adjustment

Sure he has