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Pls sen to *#@gmail.com too. Tankz

adicious: I HAVE NOT RECEIVED ANY REGRET MAIL OR AN INVITATION FOR INTERVIEW. IS ANYONE HERE FACING THE SAME PROBLEM?

There are many of us facing s same problem, I called them this morning to complain, all d person did was get my name, email ad, and promised to get back to me. Let's just see wat d response will be. No matter wat it is, all will definitely be well sooner, if not dis one, anoda one, buh we'll get jobs.

Brozok: greetins house, please do any one know how much United Parcel Services nigeria limited UPS pay there grade level 10 staff for the post of reload team lead. The post is for a BSc or HND. I will really appreciate any response.

try googling it

polymathic: amen and thanks so much

u welcom broda

polymathic: that's d problem, I don't like lecturing that much

remain positive, there's definitely something for you.

Most companies recruit graduates irrespective of d discipline, so keep hope alive. You can also get your Masters degree and become a lecturer.

Tutankhamun: This is one of the requirements stated in their invitation mail: SSCE Result (minimum of 5 credits in one sitting, including Maths and English)
You probably won't be allowed... But there is no harm in trying.

Thanks bro, I won't bother again. One door closes, anoda opens. Tanks

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Mehn, totally 4got abt Rain oil lol, if dey send d invite gud, if dey don't, still good. De hunt continues. Till u find and get a job, ur job is to find. Wish us all d best

Congrats 2 evrione invited 4 d interview, wish u all success

O God pls have mercy

Wow, massive experience

Used to lick white maggi and raw onions like crazy. Also dere was a day I decided to cook my first meal, I put already fried groudnut in a plastic plate N put d plate on fire. See meltin naaa.......my mama beat craze comot my body dat day

Waitin 4 a mail frm EY, now I'm startin 2 get worried. Dey shld just contact us, no need 4 d suspense N all.

Congrats bro N everi one else dat got a job thru nairaland.......will soon share my own testimony

Waiting patiently for the results so that we can move 2 the next stage and start preparing for it. Hoping for success

A man in a bar had a couple of beers,
and the bartender told him he owed 4 dollars. "But I paid, don't you
remember?" said the customer.
"Okay," said the bartender. "If you
say you paid, you did. The man then
went outside and told a friend that
the bartender couldn't keep track of
his customers' bills. The second man
then rushed in and ordered a beer.
When it came time to pay he pulled
the same stunt. The barkeep replied,
"If you say you paid, I'll take your
word for it." Soon the customer went
into the street, saw an old friend, and
told him how to get free drinks. The
man hurried into the bar and began
to drink high balls when, suddenly,
the bartender leaned over and said,
"You know, a funny thing happened
in here tonight. Two men were
drinking beer, neither paid and both
claimed that they did. The next guy
who tries that is going to get punched
right in the nose." "Don't bother me
with your troubles," the final patron
responded. "Just give me my change
and I'll be on my way."

An armless man walked into a bar
which is empty except for the
bartender. He ordered a drink and
when he was served, asked the
bartender if he would get the money
from his wallet in his pocket, since he
has no arms. The bartender obliged
him. He then asked if the bartender
would tip the glass to his lips. The
bartender did this until the man
finished his drink. He then asked if
the bartender would get a hanky
from his pocket and wipe the foam
from his lips. The bartender did it and
commented it must be very difficult
not to have arms and have to ask
someone to do nearly everything for
him. The man said, "Yes, it is a bit
embarrassing at times. By the way,
where is your restroom?" The
bartender quickly replies -, "The
closest one is in the gas station three
blocks down the street."

Two drunks are walking along. One
drunk says to the other, "What a
beautiful night, look at the moon."
The other drunk stops and looks at
his drunk friend. "You're wrong,
that's not the moon, that's the sun."
They began to argue when they come
upon another drunk. They asked,
"Sir, could you please help settle our
argument? Tell us what that thing is
up in the sky that's shining. Is it the
moon or the sun?" The third drunk
looked at the sky and said, "Sorry, I
Don't live around here.

A drunk phoned police to report that
thieves had been in his car. "They've
stolen the dashboard, the steering
wheel, the brake pedal, even the
accelerator!" he cried out. However,
before the police investigation could
start, the phone rang a second time
with the same voice came over the
line. "Never mind," he said with a
hiccup, "I got in the back seat by
mistake."

A drunk sitting at a bar observes a
very snobby woman participating in
a wine tasting contest. She was very
good at identifying the wine. At the
first taste she says: "Cabernet
Sauvignon, 1998" and all the people
were amazed. At the 2nd try she
answers "Cabernet Sauvignon, 1953"
and they were once again amazed.
Then the drunk pisses in a glass and
hands it to her. She tries it and says
"Yak, this tastes like piss!" And the
drunk says, "Yeah, but what year
was I born?"

Guykhena: Badt guy

Na she start am naa, lol

Fresh ones everyday

A man walks into a bar, and tells the
bartender to pour him a 12 year old
single malt scotch, before the trouble
starts. The bartender pours his drink
and quietly moves away. After
finishing his drink, the man calls the
bartender back and tells him, "Pour
me a 15 year old scotch before the
trouble starts." The bartender thinks
this is very strange but pours him the
15 year old scotch. After finishing
that drink, the man tells the
bartender to pour him an 18 year old
scotch, before the trouble starts. The
bartender is becoming a little
worried, but pours him the 18 year
old scotch. Before the man finishes
his 18 year old scotch, the bartender
finally gets up the nerve to ask: "Say
friend, when this trouble is going to
start?" To which the man replies,
"The trouble starts, when you find
out that I don't have any money."

A guy goes into a bar and sees a
beautiful woman. After an hour of
gathering up his courage he finally
goes over to her and asks, tentatively,
"Um, would you mind if I chatted
with you for a while?" She yells, "No,
I won't sleep with you tonight!"
Everyone in the bar is now staring at
them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly
and completely embarrassed and he
slinks back to his table. After a few
minutes, the woman walks over to
him and apologizes. She smiles at
him and says, "I'm sorry if I
embarrassed you. You see, I'm a
graduate student in psychology and
I'm studying how people respond to
embarrassing situations." To which
he responds, at the top of his lungs,
"What do you mean $200!?!"

A man was drinking at a bar and the
bartender came over to tell him he
had a visitor waiting for him outside
the bar. He had just bought another
large beer and he didn"t want anyone
to drink it. So, he wrote a little sign on
a piece of paper and left it by his beer
that said: "I spit in my beer." When he
returned to his bar stool there was
another note beside his beer: "I spit in your beer too

Somebody knocks on door: Who is
there? Police? What do you want?
We want to talk. How many of you
are there? Two. So talk with each
other.
Note: no try am 4 naija o

I was in the restaurant yesterday
when I suddenly realized I
desperately needed to pass gas. The
music was really, really loud, so I
timed my gas with the beat of the
music. After a couple of songs, I
started to feel better. I finished my
coffee, and noticed that everybody
was staring at me... Then I suddenly
remembered that I was listening to
my iPod.

Guykhena: lol,
Bros continue to keep us updated..

Sure, fresh ones everyday