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7. You might want this if you are the type that dosnt let go of materials easily. like airforce1

6. if you dont ever wanna be cut away from your favorite music and your mobile phone aint anywhere near you, u can try to b like this dude, but try to get a new pair of pant afterwards if u know wat i mean

5. I definitely wont advice any sane human to do this, especially here in Nigeria. talking about #1000 ways to die ��

4. I doubt if you have ever seen this type of plasma tv

3. Do you have a CPU which is no longer working and you are thinking about disposing it?
this picture will definitely make you give it a second though

2. This car probably has a faulty Air conditioner, but some people would seriously doubt d sanity of the owner lol

1. This guy probably thought, since he doesn't have mirror in his house, and has a high resolution webcam, why not turn it to a mirror. lol

wen u dey give her all d styles in dis world, u tinks say na plantain or cocoyam u go harvest abi?
congratulations baba papa

9cent:
Why the matter pain you for body like dis, is it your life?

Face your front abeg

bt seriously somtimes wen person no get sense, its best d person act like sm1 who has one.
now i can see d resemblance in u nd d airbus1

tosyne2much:
Jokes apart, Airforce1 is indeed a big boy. How many rich men can enjoy the kind of life this dude is enjoying?

Can't even remember the last time I took cornflakes.. Airforce1, abeg help me now... Na garri I drink since morning

aswear if no b for say i respect ur moniker, i for dash u slap for wetin u write, bt i go hold my peace cos i dey always gbadun ur post, bt beware we d village people are watching u

na una nairalanders dey give dis foolish idiot called airbus1 abi na airtoy1 attention, wen will he ever grow up.
see im face like smtin dem take separate fight.
dindinrin

make ifeoma come see this o, she must learn to appreciate her agbalumo

perverts everywhere smh

purem:
Yesterday evening my Oga

Madam called me to her

Room, she said there was a

Lizard in her room that I should

Find it and threw it out

So as I was looking for the lizard

She said it has run past thru her leg

She now open her laps and told me to

Put my heads in between her legs to

Bring it out.....

So as I was about putting my head

I heard "pinm pinm piiiiiiinnnnnnnnnm"

aswear u ar not well, hope no b u d op dey talk about, ur head suppose hang for ur madam's under ni for 5 hours make d husband come rescue u wit a cutlass .

are u freaking shitting me God should just allow d angel to blow d trumpet

are u freaking shitting me God should just allow d angel to blow d trumpet

no b dis same man spend d same amount on Christmas tree last year
aswear if dat foolish man b my governor i go just arrange like 50 girls to gang rape am nd make it look like an accident.
or just simply rent dat ghost wey dey slap am dat time

no b dis same man spend d same amount on Christmas tree last year
aswear if dat foolish man b my governor i go just arrange like 50 girls to gang rape am nd make it look like an accident.
or just simply rent dat ghost wey dey slap am dat time

ewwww, this is so disgusting ayanmmma

wow, this is extremely insightful, tanks op. now i know and i am effecting this immediately cos i used to tink the two were dsame

baba find razor blade nd dried hausa pepper, just make like 8 tribal marks on ur dickson nd put d pepper. for ur life d thought go dey run frm u nd even u go hate woman body.
come on, dont thank me, thank God
wat are friends for

abeg who b dis presidency sef, abi no b one person supppse b president ni??
i seriously need dat my primary School friend who used to tell me dat if i punch u, u will fly to Canada, pls come and slap me i use Almighty God take beg u

abeg why i book space for dis useless thread, make dem dash me d house since e no get owner na. i dedicate dis post to all Chelsea nd Madrid fans jare, dey are really going tru hard times

if u like call ursef peter i dont care, but d kind slap i go give u ehn, u go tink say na number i dey dial on ur face ni

please what is d true significance of this Halloween cos Nigerians gas get sense even for this once not to embrace this stupidity from oyinbo people, we don aiidy get our own Halloween here where people dont need costume if u know what ayam mean....

this guy deserves a hilarious castration

ewwwwww, yulk

dat color of bedsheet tho, looks like d flag of a particular country.

its like u av neva met any MFM member, just add "evil" to all d names of these animals,
like evil spider
evil bat,
evil cockroach
even if one rat dey ur house wey dey chop anything chopable, na evil rat

abeg, shey dem still get people for dia family wey neva marry make i book appointment to go dia wedding frm nw.