it is illegal as its even an offence in a sch like unilorin. consult ur student affairs unit dnt always rely on nairaland acclaimed solutions

i just learnt sometin new, tanks OP
but i am patiently waiting for d app dat Will download food for me of teleport me

wakanda stupidity is this?

the real question is, can that person remember everything in those books?

thank God no life was lost, increase allawee dem dey busy scamming us, na sorry dem go dey give these ones now.
God please protect us in this country o, no where is safe

are you people mad una go just dey call figures anyhow

Dino are u mad, shey d director never shout CUT!
Alaye d cinema don close, enough of this drama

has any of u thought about this? Last week, Sterling bank went to the moon, and this week we have a blood moon? what has Sterling bank done to our moon?

please what about the Barber shop bank, u go tink say na mirror dem dey sell. zenith useless die

and u had to spoil everything with no sense, common zee world where dey dnt even have d balls to kiss and in real life, na there ashawo plenty pass.
and
pls why were u there to sleep over, u no get bed for ur house?
fish brain, after leading him on, u come break his heart

list not complete without PSquare, Lil Kesh, Korede Bello, Eldee d don, Bigiano, MP

this is a spyware nd not actually a selfie camera

Explorer for once u don miss road o, so somebody just jejely waited for a particular ant to carry load for head nd took d pinshure?
do u know d number of ants on earth, dat was a pure Photoshop work

does it work? if not, please leave my sight before i slap u

sarcasm of d highest order, but why would u go this far to joke just to give people a wrong impression abt your sef. This generation can do anytin to gain attention sha

if this is true, dats a very humble beginning, bt if u are lying bloggger, chaiii d thunder is calculating ur exact location with gps

naijapips04:


Exactly. But give credit to who its due. If its in castigating the last administration, you would see Buhari gallivanting but when its time to give credit to them he goes mute. That is dangerous politics.

if u keep trowing stones at any good tin he achieves, does dat make u any different from what u hate abt him?

funny enough, dairis no credible candidate to take dis man back to Daura

u people have absolutely no sense at all, if he abandons the project, its a problem, if he should finish d project u will find something to hate him for, are u born to hate or what, d key is continuity, GEJ initiated a lot of amazing projects nd it would b a total waste of time to abandon all that and start afresh, it makes absolutely no sense, so tink very well next time before u start hating any good tin u see for no reason

the way people use sexual stimulants to grind still amazes me, whatever happened to good hygiene, and exercises. if ur health is good and have a good cardiovascular control, u will last in bed naturally. dnt b lazy nd workout a lil

the buffoons we voted for should be included

pu7pl3:


Stop dating dirty girls

i pity ur life, dat place was never meant to b sucked, lai shey ice cream for God's sake

everything was making sense till i saw eat butt hole, like kini? is dat one a pawpaw or pineapple. later come nd open a thread here telling people u have lung or mouth cancer o

please how is this romantic for you to have posted it here?

what is wrong with this our nation, we have successfully overtaken Kenya in the world of weird news lately

please from now on, nobody should joke with me with the line "Thunder fire you" RIP

I was going to join the "this is not normal gang" till i remembered what my mum used to tell me wen i was much younger, she said "in this country, whenever an election is getting closer, politicians always look for diabolical means to remain in power nd which involves blood, unnecessary deaths occur and we pray to God to protect us since we are not affected and we move on".
Call me superstitious bt all these cant be a coincident, we have a failed government and we youths are too foolish and a coward to hold our government responsible.
Fulani herdmen kill in broad daylight nd nobody dares speak against it, trailers are still used to move containers from ports and petrol deport in broad day light nd therefore causing more dan enough accidents, but wat do we do, we pray for only our protection.
Sars will harass any young guy using good phone even if u saved 3 months allawee to buy, police are mastermind of robbery incidents.
U believe Buhari is sponsoring Bokoharam bt yet d Offa culprits pointed out d Senate president and with overwhelming evidences and u still said its a lie without u having any proof.
Benue killing, salaries are not being paid bt yet we only foolishly write on our status, God save Nigeria when He has actually given us brains to deal with kinda problem.
Youths wake up, i may not make a total sense, but it's worth thinking about.
#oyat

Deltayankeeboi:
Super chickens. Asoebi boys.

Imagine them celebrating a win against common iceland as if it was the world cup final match that they won.

Mediocres. Celebrating mediocrity is what they are good at.

I just can't wait for Argentina to beat and mess up the super chickens tomorrow and end all these nonsense high hopes people are having.

Permutation every world cup. I dey shame for naija.

Argentina 3 or 4 : Super chickens 1.

All of una go hail tomorrow

if i call u bastard, it would b an insult on all the bastards in this world so u are a retarded super bastard

op aswear i go curse u if i get nightmare

MrRichmond:

Eyaah... does your girl know about it? I bet she loves the fact that you get hot just by hearing her voice

she went crazy wen she found out

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it happens to me anytime I am on phone with my girlfriend even if its a normal simple talk, it always happen anytime, anyday and dats y i dnt call her wenever I am in public