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see as u just disappoint ursef nd not me for dis early morning, was actually waiting to see sometin interesting to start up my day nd then this.., just lemme gond sleep aint going to work today

wait, can d pet swallow money, if not, just get d hell outta here. when human pikin dey miss since 2015, dem never see dem, u dey ask abt pet

after asking them where they got d uniform from, den d army go give them "legbegbe"

pls, i am nt understanding, who are the "Nigerians", cos d last time i checked, i still have my National id card which makes me a Nigerian nd i just want all the politicians in APC nd PDP to just die a sudden death at once .

what!!! u mean, cutting down a tree every morning??

is like u don't have sense abi, when u start leaking, maybe sense will fall on u DAT its really ur life dats gonna b messed up and not his

please what is funny for God's sake. u need to b evaluated o

there u go, even this one is tryn to justify wat he did with sometin as terrible as that. Nigerian politician mentality gradually spreading.

this man just wanted to b called the president of Nigeria so badly and had zero vision for governance. i just wish there is a RESET button we can press to get rid of all this mess we call politicians in Nigeria

aswear to God, u deserve a good flogging and u are a real fool to believe u ar hurting glo. these people u see ar contract staffs and dia pay dosnt come directly from glo but rather via contractors. they work thier ass off day and night and some even goto work during holidays. it saddens my heart dat u just did sometin as disastrous as this and u are feeling like a super hero for it.
shame on u.
shammmmmmeeeeee scammer ,ole , thief , barawo .
slapping u just dey hungry me

choi, reminds me of "snakes on a plane"

i cnt interfere with wat God is doing in her life, dats like u are insulting God dat u know better. please let her enjoy her half baked shoe in peace jare

idiot, don't go and look for work and b successful in life instead of wasting ur life on having séx. nd btw if u dey count vote, i vote for sniper too cos a lot of people av aiidy voted for dat.

this situation is just messed up man. mayb d commenter below me has d perfect solution to this

scam.
all u can teach people for 2k is how to use indicators and not actual market analysis.
if u ar sure of ur work, dnt sound too desperate and train people legitimately.
nd btw only hungry forex trainer will want to train people for 2k.
no hard feelings, just hate d scamming idea

OMG!
that monkey up there is the great grand father of the monkey dat made it to Nigeria to steal d money, who knows mayb he wanted to pay for sex?

if u av ever served v4, u will know how long January is, i spent all my January allawee to travel to go see my gf and had to live on garri and indomie for 28 February days. btw she saved her own allawee in a fixed deposit account.

Chelsea 1- 5 Barcelona i hate dat Chelsea when it comes to Barca matter

I will first of all start by clarifying dat I am not a saint, but the rate at which stupid sexuality contents has flooded nairaland is alarming.
I tink its time Seun and his mods looked into this matter. hardly would u go tru d trending without finding half of its contents being sexually related. we all understand dat the sexuality and d romance section is created for this purpose and underaged children are not supposed to visit, bt what about d trending and even the front page. If this is not checked, nairaland will be viewed wit a strict parental guidance nd which is strongly eroding d value this platform gave serious minded people who joined with the need of information and entertainment some years back and not some hungry bloggers who will do everything in dia power to get traffic to their blogs.
lets call a spade a spade, dis needs to b reduced cos even sometimes it is hard to find serious contents on the front page.
cc Seun, lalasticlala. pls take note.
from a concerned nairalander

sometimes it baffles me how a TYPICAL "northerner" tinks, d few elites among them only wants dia own children to go to sch to succeed dem even if dey graduate wit a pass nd thus will do all in dia power to make sure other people's children are uneducated so dat dey can b brainwashed to do dia biddings and remain uninformed.
cos y would u allow ur child to engage in such act not meant for underaged just for d satisfaction of one political slowpoke.

crap upon crap
immediately i saw number 1, i knew dis was all crap.
d first tin i notice abt a lady is her boobs nd den her face, while for men is dia face.
why would i b looking at sm1's shoes?
dat defies logic

the only reason I dont want Nigeria to win d world cup is cos d following day, Lai Mohammed will come out nd tell us dat it was Buhari who scored all d goals from Aso villa nd he had been fasting for our boys nd even gave dem a new jersey nd thus, Buhari deserves a second term.
bros i cnt just imagine this, let us just leave d tournament at the Semis

is it by force? u too stop talking to d person na.

OMG!
how can a human be dis cruel?
i cant b a judge o cos i go ask dem to measure 2cm each from d man's head to toe nd for every 2 cm dey should drive in a nail.
foolish idiot, infact God go punish him sef join.
make no body beg me o

and wait, is it ur University? are dey obligated to explain anything to u since u ar not yet dia student? must u go to their University? nigga dont vex me o cos e b like say dem no born u for 9ja, sue ko shoe ni

just use d money to buy anoda jamb

but make we reason am like dis, if u fit sex a doll, u can definitely sex a corpse na. must we always accept nonsense frm dis Oyinbo people?

omo ale, omo jati jati even from ur monika, we don know say na bastard u go b

this is how your story dey sound to my hear