wait op, are maaaaaaaaaddddddd?

please what can I do to goto this prison nd am I allowed to bring my gf along?

people boycotted Olamide's OLIC4 cos he scammed them in his OLIC3 when he sold tickets more dan d available reservation nd prople who paid had to stand outside just hearing his voice without even having the opportunity of seeing him perform live nd he didnt refund their money nor showed any sympathy. d crowd outside was just too much as in, Badoo no try for dat at all.

ur left yansh, u even have d guts to land ur chopper on our parade ground while youths corps members were still in camp nd ordinary greetings u couldn't do bt still blew dust to our faces bt if it were to b election campaign time, u would b greeting us anyhow, Ogun state corp members are gallantly waiting for 2019 election.
increase allawee dem no gree increase com dey complain upon dia own salary, u beta dnt vex me dis man...

all this foolish yeye council nd associations dat will just be barking without any power nor authority to do anything but raise d hopes of the people.
just shut d hell up if u cant effect any change .

picture wey i get for my phone in 2012 nd dat was photoshopped contrary to some opinions.

dumbest question of d century, come OP, dnt lemme start with u dis early Monday morning o

its like Ogun is no longer a state in Nigeria, y is nobody saying Ogun

its like Ogun is no longer a state in Nigeria, y is nobody saying Ogun

op dnt mind dem jare, try political science

GloriaNinja:
I HATE MATH.

this is definitely for u

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oya Fynestboi , olawalebabs ,
Richiez where are thou

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These are all the things that happens during a mathematics exam.
source: instagram post by krakshq
enjoy
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sexybbstar:

Make I go get you paracetamol

abeg no kill am, give am flagyl

haha, 2 in 1 this village people no dey sleep?

its like u have muscle pull in ur brain @op, so Abraham is now a yoruba man and black at that

daewoorazer:
The probability:

Mathematically, there is 75% chance you will have a baby born with the sickle condition from every conception. However, life is not mathematics, you may be lucky, or you may get burned!




The way forward:

Love is never blind. Abort that mission now. Never continue out of pity coz if u do, you'd bring a child into this world to suffer and he/she will never forgive you. This above is apart the stress and it's financial implications.


Practicality:

Imagine giving birth to twins or triplets with sickle cell condition, practically you've shot yourself in the leg. Lemme tell you this, prayers don't change genotype, so in the event you don't heed this 1penny advice, God remains God.
My regards to your wife friend

You've been warned!

baba all this na english, @op so because of one shikinni love u want destroy ur future, b like say ur village people don put ur mind nd brain for voice mail, u beta end d relationship now bfor its too late

it seems APC, PDP, Amechi, Wike, their aids and all their supporters are mad

frustrated rat, u ate one of the rat poison ni jare

at this time of the year, u just broke sm1's 3rd leg, God is watching u o. but seriously shey d tin sounded skrrrrrpa?

10. well what can i say, when life gives you a cow, its your right to turn it to an elephant. good day beautiful people.
and please dont forget to help me call all these guys lalasticlala, Richiez, olawalebabs,fynestboi

9. If your tv remote aint working again, i guess u dont need a new one immediately cos we have a "sticky-remote control" for you

8. is your shower messing up?
just divorce it nd get another one lolzzzzz . Introducing shower 6.1