.. news I read nowadays makes me wonder why we're not raptured yet. so this weak man can quote d bible and also call pregnancy "common" after selling his birthright for a G-Wagon. SA always claiming baddo but Naija has a way of giving dem chill pills.

Hope for d best and expect d worst man, u now in England, not d 1- team league u're used to.

wonder why people find it so easy to take another person's life.. have they lost every sense if humanity

But some people gt mind o, naso konji hold am reach??

please, what d prices of d various types of popcorn machines? oyewole0404@gmail.com... please kindly send d manual

whats all thus rubbish again, but wait, no one would have cared if they were male students. who will protect the male child. WHY ALWAYS FEMALE

[quote author=RapportNaija post=61433521]

So in your blocked head, you think a private school teacher who earns about 40k is a more lucrative job than an Insurance marketer?

You think this is a salary based job, that works 8-5 daily?

And to think you still in school and needs a business to make ends meet... LMFAO.

You know nothing poo.

Nigerians and ignorance, like twins.

May God bless you.


yea bro, I know nothing and it seems u know everything. but I hope ur too-know won't land u in trouble.

RapportNaija:


Here it is.... I have receipts, and if it means getting kicked out of Nairaland, I don't mind. I will have a pervert learn! It could your own sister or daughter tomorrow!

Mr. private detector take it easy on this poor guy. he sure had learnt His lessons but don't take it overboard by making him loose his job. or do u want him to be an insurance marketer like you??

what's the battery capacity

Aldebaran:
I

Pawpaw

more of this should be showcased to the world and not the usual bad news that makes the round... Nigeria ain't as bad as we make paint it.

Don't even know where to peach my tent,, encouraging sex or preventive STD's. anyways strange tinz happens in Kenya

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YourTerror:
God Bless Nnamdi Kanu.

God bless the Afonja marriage.

I wonder why this Igbo boy will leave all our beautiful girls and head to the West for wife.

After all the money his parents spent on him in Anambra, its Oil and Pepper that he wants to lick all his life. What happened to our Onugbu, Nsala and Ofeakwu soup? Can this Afonja lady prepare these? Can she!

And why the fucck is that boy dressed like an Hausa man? These are Igbo hybrids we don't need at all. Probably his father is Igbo and Mother Hausa. Now he has married a Westerner to continue the dissolution of the Super Igbo DNA. I don't really like this marriage. Am angry now.

Young man better do the needful and divorce this lady ASAP and head back home for a wife material.

now that you've gotten more than what u can handle, I hope u'll let your brain do the thinking next tine and not ur anus

na dem sabi joooohr,,,,, who knows if its true.

no insult sir, but dis is soooooo unbelievable and rather **mumuish**

obembet:
Weitin be my own.... Abeg

where can I do a DNA test??
My mind is telling me that NEYMAR is my blood brother

Looooollll.. . Ur mind dey whine u

People just mumu anyhow. Dis is Nigeria,,, if u must steal den steal BIG!!! !!

the over-hyped courses like law, medicine nd the rest ain't even there. these are courses students spend years on.

donblade85555:
that's a video shoot for ur info

And u think it calls for celebration I swear you need to be flogged

Holuwadamilarey:
star boy #

The best thing to ever happen to African music After Fela,

keep breaking new grounds , u gon be at the top of the world soon.

So hanging out with Nicki is a ground breaking achievent to u

EbukaHades10:
Na so person dey just die like that?

Na to die easy pass

These are the shocking true stories of the unfortunate people who died while having sex.

The tragic stories highlight a dangerous side to everyone’s favorite pastime, so remember to take care next time you get down and dirty.

Crushed by porn
One man recently met a sticky end after being crushed by a mountain of pornographic magazines.
The Japanese man, named as 50-year-old Joji, was found six months after his 13,000-pound stash of porn magazines fell on him.
Cleaners tasked with tidying up his neglected apartment found that the entire apartment was crammed with the explicit magazines.
It is unknown whether the man, a former car manufacturer, had died from a heart attack and then fell into a stack of pornography, or whether he was crushed to death by his X-rated collection.

Plunge of passion
In 2007, a couple from Columbia, South Carolina, fell to their deaths after plunging naked from the roof of an office building.
The bodies of Brent Tyler and Chelsea Tumbleston, both 21, were found by a taxi driver in the middle of an otherwise empty street at 5 am.
The couple’s clothes were later found on the roof of a nearby building, where they were believed to have been having a risky outdoor romp before falling from the roof.

Half-day orgy ends in tragedy
A Russian man died in 2009 after completing a 12-hour orgy with female pals, who had bet him over $4,000 that he couldn’t keep going for half a day.
Minutes after completing the bet, mechanic Sergey Tuganov died of a heart attack, which had been caused by the huge quantity of Viagra he had guzzled to prepare him for the task.

Eaten by a lion after romping in the wild
In 2013, a Zimbabwean news website reported that a couple was attacked by a lion after having sex in nature.
The big cat killed Sharai Mawera after interrupting the couple, although her unidentified lover managed to run away before he could be killed.
After notifying the police, the male lover, who escaped wearing only a condom, found the woman’s mauled body at the scene of the attack.

Smothered to death by lover’s breasts
Donna Lange, 51, smothered her lover to death inside a mobile home.
The intoxicated woman, from Washington, claimed she didn’t know how the man died, although a witness claimed to have seen her crush his face with her chest.

Sperm bank heart attack
A trainee doctor, Zheng Gang, died of a heart attack in 2011 – after over-exerting himself whilst producing a sample at a sperm bank.
The 23-year-old was pronounced dead at the scene of China’s Wuhan University, where he had spent two hours inside a booth, having already visited four times that week.

Policeman bites the dust during a party
A cop died in 2009 when his heart gave out during a party – and his wife sued his doctor for not warning him to not have sex.
William Martinez, a 31-year-old Atlanta police officer, died whilst having sex with another woman and a male friend.
But his wife won $3 million after suing his doctor for not warning him that he had a weak heart, and should avoid strenuous activities.

Death by neo-Nazi roleplay
A sick neo-Nazi roleplaying session ended in tragedy after 38-year-old Simon Burley died when a sex game with lover Elizabeth Hallam went wrong.
The hanging-enthusiast had a noose fitted around his neck whilst his lover played the part of a Nazi executioner, who hanged him as part of a sex game they were playing.
Unfortunately, the knife she planned to cut him down with was blunt, and the man was left to suffocate to death at his house in England.

let's see what will become of this structure in a couple of years. our maintenance culture is soooo pathetic

good for u, enjoy it while it lasts

itsJude:
na so, make women date poor men if i catch my sister with a poor man, i will drag her ear, if i catch my ex with a poor man, i will mock her well, u cant buy meat but you want to eat soup with meat op go and work and stop crying biko

it's so clear u typed dis even b4 reading f message