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Csami:Read what the guy first said, and read correctly. |
Damfostopper:No, shove it down your own intestine. Deadpool is one hell of a great movie. |
Csami:I didn't compare, i only talked about their approach. We all know alien movies are full of shooting and war against aliens without even any communication with them. Likewise, if you have watched 'Lord of the Rings' collection and 'The Hobbit', you will notice that no matter what, the orcs are the usual villains, but 'Warcraft' showed us, the orcs are a race too, and they also go throuhh what humans go through. |
Csami:Infact, it should be 1/10. 1) How did Dr Banks suddenly knew how to decipher the alien language? Guess it was done behind the scene, right? 2) Dr. Banks was using English to communicate with the aliens before they could respond. How come the aliens quickly understand Chinese language too? And other languages in different countries that the alien ships landed. 3) What was actually the weapon the aliens actually want to offer humans? Cos i think they left without leaving anything. The best thing about Arrival is the portrayal of the aliens in a friendly manner, letting us know that its not all about aliens invading and the earth fighting to defend the human race. Its just like how 'Warcraft' portrayed 'orcs', in a friendly manner, showing us that 'orcs' have feeling and go through a lot too. Not like how Lord of the rings and The Hobbit portrayed orcs as barbaric, war mongers and blood thirsty villains. Warcraft was good, Arrival? Lackluster. |
Vorpal:Crazy movie. |
chidoo4luv:Hidden figures. |
Vorpal:Thought i refer you to this movie? Abi? |
Interesting discussion. |
ARRIVAL 1/10... Imdb commenter ..... This movie left everybody in the cinema clueless and bored to death. So many things in the movie make ZERO sense, just a few examples: - The colonel expects the linguist to decipher some alien language that sounds like gwowodkgjdkgrowlhwkas on the spot from a dicta phone. - Most important event in humankind and all decisions are taken by some random soldiers in the camp. President of the US or any politicians are never shown and take no role whatsoever in the story. - Some "rogue" soldier (god knows how) gets his hands on explosives, avoids all controls, and expects to destroy with a few C4 charges a huge spaceship which defies the laws of physics. - The way they "decipher" the alien random scrabbling are just completely arbitrary and laughable (aka there is no explanation on how anything is deciphered) but magically after a few months they have a full vocabulary with which they can have a conversation. In real history many real human languages based on actual letters (not random stains in the air) were a completely unintelligible until the Rosetta Stone was found with a key to understand them. - The alien presence on earth is just nonsensical. They arrive, say that they have bought some "gift" to humanity because in 3000 years they will need help in return (for what?) and then they disappear in thin air without having accomplished anything. - The attack by the Chinese general (again, no government exists, it seems that soldier can just do what the heck the want) is stopped by some phone call whose contents nobody bothers to explain. - most of the movie is just going back and forth from the ship, zzzzzzzzzz - The physicist is practically useless. He just sits around without giving any scientific contribution. His only role is to represent the love interest of the linguist. He could have been a janitor for all I know. People saying that this is the best movie ever have probably never seen a movie in their life or have suffered a concussion. Proof of this is that, while we're still talking about 2001 a space odyssey after 40 years, in 3 months nobody will remember this onsensical, boring, badly written piece of garbage. |
KealDrogo:Am talking about how Kyle Reese had to visit his future self (a kid), so that genisys will not go online in Terminator Genisys. Also in Arrival, it involves a woman having flashbacks and also seeing the future, along with a child still unborn, and the woman will be the one to save the world. Also on the romance side, Sarah Connor knew she had to copülate with Kyle Reese to give birth to John Connor. While also in Arrival Dr. Louise Banks later figured that the child she's been seeing will be as a result of her romance between her and Ian Donnelly. But please abeg don't crucify me, na my mind i talk as i dey think about the two movies. You can make a whole lot of fun of me though. |
cao:Whatever suits you lady. |
Why is it that sloggish movies are always nominated for awards? I watched ARRIVAL a week after watching the boring Nocturnal Animals. Arrival is a terminator rip-off, and i can say that the last terminator that featured Emilia Clarke was better than this movie. The only part of this movie i find interesting is the dialogue with Abbott and Castello, but then it also got boring. And they should have really solidify her future seeing powers, so that we can know she's special, but no they want her to keep having flashbacks that will determine what will happen later. Arrival 3.5/10. |
And the dog said, 'the problem is me, i was only running for a meal, but the cat. The cat is running for her life'. QUEEN OF KATWE. |
KealDrogo:I like the movie, i really do. But some of the guy's thoughts were spot on along with some of the movie flaws he highlighted, that's why i posted his. |
Hope they don't râpe her for him. Why post something like this? And also wrong caption. |
Wow cute story. I loved it, so fast paced, i couldn't stop. More grease to your joints. |
So I watched Moana and boy, what a lazy movie it was. So
full of good ideas, squandered on a passable family movie.
And yes, I know it's Disney making a family movie, but it had
all these ideas that would make a great story if they were
taken more seriously. The premise of the movie is basically
the whole world dying because of what someone did and they
treat this catastrophic event as an annoyance instead of
something actually serious.
The protagonist is Moana, an absolutely average Disney
princess type of character that wants to say no to being stuck
in a life of safety and luxury. We've seen it a thousand times
by now, it's nothing that stands out or even something logical
in the long run since these types of sheltered characters do
not know anything about the outside world and are in effect
useless on their own.
And I have to point this out about her which is one of the
many things they didn't bother to clarify. Why is everybody
fine with a girl being their leader? Do they have gender
equality on this otherwise primitive island? If they do, they
never showed it because any other leader we see in their
history was a guy. Combined with how she doesn't drown 1
minute after going into the sea with zero experience further
proves this movie is empowerment fantasy for little girls
instead of a movie where talent and intelligence matter.
But it's OK because the scriptwriter did his worst to plot armor
her from any possible danger. Because you see, the gods
chose her to be the one who restores the world, thus every
time she falls in water, a magical wave takes her on the boat.
When she doubts her abilities, the ghosts of her ancestors
appear to motivate her. She is essentially a plot device fully
controlled by the plot instead of doing what she wants and
facing the repercussions of her mistakes.
And if you think calling her the chosen one properly excuses
all the nonsense, it doesn't because the gods make no sense.
Why did they wait a thousand years to do something about a
disaster that has killed most of the islands, and of all people
why did they choose a little girl with no skills or experience of
the outside world? They never explain it.
Do you know what else they didn't explain? Why her pet pig
doesn't grow up. She begins as a little girl and grows up to a
teenager, but the damn thing remains a piglet throughout the
whole movie. Nobody in the production team gave a damn.
The problems don't even stop there. The first thing she has to
do is find Maui, a demigod who has been stuck on a barren
island for a thousand years and is the only person who can
save the world. He is also the one who doomed it, so that
makes sense. Also, for a guy who spent a millennium all
alone without something to eat or do on a tiny island, he sure
looked fine when she appeared. Disney went so safe and lazy
on him that he is nothing but a cool guy who does cool
things and has absolutely no sex drive, or psychological
trauma for being left alone all this time.
Accompanying them on their journey is a retarded chicken. It's
the most annoying comic relief animal I have seen in my life.
It's not funny, it causes more trouble than aid, and they never
eat it although they never seem to have enough food. How the
hell did it get on the boat in the first place? Moana didn't take
it with her, it just appeared out of nowhere in the secret cave
nobody had been in for centuries. Nobody in the production
team gave a damn.
You probably think I am being too harsh on what is supposed
to be a dumb movie for kids, when I'm not since they clearly
put effort in fleshing out the characters in a way that demands
from the story to be better. Moana's father has a good reason
for not letting her out in the sea. Maui has a good reason for
why he keeps going on adventures and tries to impress the
mortals. Even the villain of the movie has a reason for why
she is evil. These are really good stuff, and they are ruined by
the lazy script.
If the movie was like that in all its aspects, I wouldn't be
bothered by it. But when you set it up in a way that obviously
raises the bar like that, the disappointment multiplies when
you treat your good ideas like a joke. I can easily sum up all
these problems as cheap resolutions. Everything is fixed way
too fast despite the problems building up for countless years.
The father changed his mind way too fast and lets his
daughter sail in the sea, Maui changed his mind and returned
to help her without even showing us how, and the goddess
forgives Maui instantly, despite causing her pain and suffering
for a thousand years, as well as wiping out the life of
countless islands and filling the sea with monsters. Hell, even
the disease that was slowly killing the islands went away in a
few seconds despite spreading slowly for centuries. He gave it 4/10 rating. |
Someone really bash MOANA on Imdb..... read it below. |
Pray that any form of darkness that want to delay your life, God should send them off with holy ghost fire. Op she no want make you get a woman for yourself. She's using your glory, if you stopped being close with her, then your life will move forward. |
Pray that any form of darkness that want to delay your life, God should send them off with holy ghost fire. Op she no want make you get a woman for yourself. She's using your glory, if you stopped being close witg her, then your life will move forward. |
I am MOANA. |
Nma27:Your bf is fucking another woman behind your back. Why not take 700k and put it your bank account. |
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malware:Read well, the op wrote "It is reportedly during the last Common Wealth Day in Gambia". Means Jammeh was still in power then. |
Doctor Strange was just there. But the best part for me was at the end, linking it to THOR. I salute Marvel. |
Stüpid girl, this was what Sir Mo Farah also said, before they explain what the executive order to ban people travelling from war torn Muslim country really is. I can't believe this atüpid girl call a whole POTUS 'wacko', you are a foöl Hanna Dantata. |
When the guy dey borage u for corner late in the night, when you were still dating him, u no talk. Now the guy dey come home late after marriage u dey talk. |
I don't think he's an engineer. He should be a Technician or Mechanic as its being called in Nigeria. |
Abortion is bad. The best thing is that you close your legs, or use protection. There are drugs that you will use after sex that won't make a lady pregnant. Abortion is bad and illegal. |
KealDrogo:you wrote Bla Bla Land. |
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