₦airaland Forum

SonsOfLiverpool:
LazyAss.com so I "prepared" a pineapple for dinner.

Christ in me

Pineapple and star beer, which kind combination be this?

IamD18:
LINUS

Truth

Ishilove:
Oh yas!!

*helplessly drooling*

This tall, sexy dark chocolat can be my sugar daddy any day


Tah, gerrarhere! Will nkwobi and Heineken allow una be sexy?

Ishibaby

vizkiz:
I wanna make the exact thing for dinner but I forgot to buy cucumber.

Errrr.. Am I going to fry the carrots?

Chef

IamD18:
For real?

Yes, maybe na old age she loom beautiful for my eyes. To we ugly people, she be like Queen

Leesah:
I was told native soup is the name. But offor is what they use and uziza

Rivers native wey no carry isam, oyster, prawns and ingolo(I no sabi the English name)

This na normal ofo soup

I see nothing wrong with her, she is beautiful.

See him face like akpu

Vanity upon vanity

Firefire food don done

ManirBK:
Besides, school feeding programme ENHANCED enrollment and REDUCED truancy. Pupils now goes to school without missing. But still some dumb haters are barking that it is a scam. Foolish thinking..

This one too na buhari supporter?

Them no dey feed children from south-south?

Watin this sick man take blind some Nigerians?

Firefire:
Thanks sister. May you have a blessed and peaceful home.

Shalom!

Amen! And you too

Do your homework very well

Mtcheeeeew

Firefire:
Jesu! Funke.... Funke... come and carry your sister before she get bow-legs oooo.

Kai! You go bad gan ni ooo.

But on a more serious note. Is not possible to engage your lawful partner on sex twice a day for everyday. Ko le work.

As an advice for you, you can only have your mentioned wishes on your first few weeks of marriage; thereafter, maximum thrice a week. So, reprogram your mind.


Relationship and marital bliss is not dependent on sex.

it is well my brother

Firefire:
Non-stop? You wan kill me ni? Na food?

Hmmmm... When duty resume for my side after all these years, e go be morning and night every day. Non-stop knacking till I get bow-leg

Dudeweedlmao:
I understand what you're trying to say

Watin you understand? See the pix them raise hand

Firefire:
I wish to, but am not always around in the country. Painful!

Maybe I should become a FULL-HOUSE Husband.

For this Buhari govt, full-house husband?

Firefire:
I wish to, but am not always around in the country. Painful!

Maybe I should become a FULL-HOUSE Husband.

Hmmmm.... I get your point, you can do non stop to cover for the time you were not around... Sense no go kill me

Ralaji:
So sure it was too obvious around June July. Though it has subsided now.
When you notice where you visit regularly has suddenly become so wide
She began to password her phone which she was not doing before
Once saw a blue film on her phone guess was sent by one of the men she sleeps with
Perceived condom smell around her region on more than 2 occasion around June July.
And lots more

Hmmmm... How is her behaviour towards you?

Mr ralaji answer

Firefire:
I hate it sef. My madam is even complaining.

Satisfy your woman Brother firefire. Its not easy to stay without sex as a woman. Speaking from experience

Your hand long o
Happy married life

Firefire:
See this... to some zone bs yes!

to you sex na food?

Sex don turn food?

Ralaji:
Oyindidi. Thanks but what become of these little kids is my greatest concern.

I said separate not divorce. The kids will be fine till you sort things out.

Are you sure she's seeing other men or you're just insinuating?

CuTTiieAngeL:
At 26 i should be married with my first son, i dunno what ladies of these days do or look for before getting married.

Good luck, celebrate her

Yes o

separate from this woman

Elder0001:
Are you feeding me?

So much kids on nairaland

I blame the full time housewives that are motivating you by giving you likes which won't make you sensible or add $ to your account.

Gigolo, face your follow man leave women out of this. I see say you too like older woman

Livefreeordieha:
u sef get experience wella...To be informed is to be informed ����

I no get o

IamD18:
You get small pin charger?

No, old woman like me no dey use phone