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Bluezy13:
Oh ok,
But walking this late is dangerous.
Hope it's not a serious case...

Not at all. I'm back

Maxi112, brother wey don forget him sister. How have you been?

HisExcellence:
what's this one saying?

He said he is a playa

Bluezy13:
Nooooooo... I'm not there yet

I went to buy you a memory so that you won't forget again.
Hope you don't mind telling me what has been keeping you busy sha

I went out to buy tablets for my elder sister

milemimi93:
Oyindidi this MrCork saved my life few days ago

Thank goodness ... Finally, mrcork thread help somebody. Don't feel that way again, I know it comes naturally but think of your love ones, think of your fun moments and smile. I was suicidal too, I once walk into a busy road to end it all. Mine started when I was a teen but I'm glad I overcame that deadly thought

milemimi93:
This thread saved my life few days ago when I was feeling suicidal.

You feel suicidal? how did this thread help?

Mrcok the possessed fat, short London boy, your mumu thread make small sense

milemimi93:
Oyindidi that sugar mommy thread people viewed and also posted

Chai! It's not my thread

milemimi93:
Ok. Thank you

Let's not derail further.

MrCork:
...All men (married & single) finally agreed we all come to nairaland to chase women...pirrrrrriod. .no more excuses...anyways hear are the top 5 reason why we come to chase...

1. Punnnnnny.
Let's be honest, every man's goal is to net that punny asap....nairaland makes that dream come thru..I gots 18 so far.. ((punnnnnny is a gooooooooooooooalllllllll!))


2. Lightskin females
Sadly 98% of all all males agree they never spoken to lightskin females in there life cozzz they don't have moiney & self confident ..but thanks to nairaland & great guys like Mr Cork..there's is now hope!..hope for life ! ((THANK ME LATER))


3. London
Although am from pekam London, 97% of nairaland guys agreed they could never dream of talking to females like Lalas247 (from London ) but thanks to nairaland, they can now talk to guys like Mr Cork (the Londoner ) or Lalas247 (a London model)


4. Moiney
Am feddddup of 98% of nairaland guys asking me for Pounds stalin simply cozzz am from London& I drive a £28,000 (cash )range rover spot..and the fact that I am known for linking up the guys with chicks...anyways! :


5. Extra Chicks!
This aint rocket science as all men agree the main aim is to get extra chicks (married or single ). ...u don't even spend moiney on..u juss talk!

Cc miseducation, donstan18, milemimi93, mimimile93. Food don done

Bluezy13:
And you need me to ask you to drop your digit here so I could recharge it, before you'll drop it. You've mentioned me; where then is your phone number!??

Why did you decide we mention on a dead thread then??

I don forget

Bluezy13:
Why are you delaying??

Sorry, I was busy. Are you there?

milemimi93:
How do one know a dead thread?

What do u mean by dead thread?

A thread people don't view or post on. You go there to derail without anyone chasing you out of his/her thread and the mods won't ban you too. The mod can ban us on this thread cos its active. We are derailing

Bluezy13:
See the kind speed wey you carry go mention my name

Modified*
Oyindidi are you scared??

I'm not scared, pay me

Bluezy13

Bluezy13:
What about the unredeemed bet ??

Although I'll go for Belgium

I am still with my boys.

Bluezy13:
What about the unredeemed bet ??

Redeem it now

Bluezy13:
Exactly, but it was fun; you know I have a good memory about my childhood in as much as I still remember mentioning you on a supposed dead thread two days ago.
But my memory can't allow me recollect if I spelt your pseudonym correctly

I didn't see the mention. You go bet again? My boys are winning tomorrow, France vs Belgium

Oyindidi:
OK, mention me on a dead thread let me drop my contact

Milemimi93, mimimile93 see this post

Bluezy13:
Yes.
Coloured television with that antenna that had the resemblance of a kite Some would even have shiny tiny red light up in the sky at night. Forming a long queue behind someone's window just to watch tom and Jerry, was the order of the day

Until your mum comes and land a hot slap on your back before you'll run home to go and wash plates
I repeat; it was a coloured television

the days of rainbow colour

Bluezy13:
He used to be dark complexioned when River State Television Rstv used to feature him during my childhood days.

Rstv get colour? are in Rivers state?

milemimi93:

Na stories like this you dey like

obontami:
Awayu?

I'm fine, you?

donstan18:

Food don done

obontami:

Sir P

Abegi, no be leg others dey take play the ball?

Husband and wife, una don start?

Martin0:
I dey always laugh na shuuu

OK, all the best

Babyforever:
On ban will be out latter

Stay out of trouble you no go hear

Martin0:
thank you,oooo

This one wey you dey laugh

Babyforever:
Aunty

my love, what happened to your other moniker?

Nice

MrCork:
....wow..Monday morning & u chasing men on religion section...u looking for Chris Brown. .abi? ( Shake my head continuously )

Mtcheeeeew