₦airaland Forum

MISEDUCATIONS:
lol cork is being a dick

MrCork:
...really? ... if u not big then why did u remove yor sexxxxxy picture that use to turn people on.....u look like the old fat sexxxxxy opera wintery (American talk show host) we use to like....


.not the current opera wintery that look like Hisduchess on hunger strike! !

MrCork:
...sweery don't worry...u no i love big mamas like u....u dyammmmm sexxxy yellow ice cream...uNlike that village thing that look like tooth pig called Hisd..uchess!

MrCork:
...Bro why would I lie for?... Oyind..idi is fat & seeeexy but I love her more coz she's lightskin. ...that's y chicks like Hisdu..chess, S.aff & Onst..elly are jelos(they are DaKskin )

MISEDUCATIONS:
picture or wedonbilivit

MrCork:
....that chick is 3% fatter than Oyindidi

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Miles please mind yourself. I pick food and sleep.

mimimile93:
This is a faceless forum so don't be ashamed to speak your mind..

No one buys data for you..


Next time speak your mind ok..


Who knows your husband might be from nl.


And not being real might make you missed him.


Men love real women.


Have a nice day!

byna:
Youngest is barely 2

Tajbol4splend:
Your own plenty ni

MrCork:
..who mention u...when?...am a plaYa & my job is to love women. .so chill out i beggggy! !

rainmaker12:

rainmaker12:
Over sense

MrCork:
correction. ... Oyindidi love to fuk me.. Hisduchess fills the same way...99% of nairaland can't wait get with me....am from London. .I drive range rover 5.....don't u have taste??((really really shaking my head))

byna:
I've tried to explain earlier, we can't sleep all of us one room with all the kids. Niy when there are other rooms

Tajbol4splend:
Hummm anti Oyin

MrCork:

MrCork:
..why....u don't like sexxxxxc?..u don't like hand some London men with moiney? ..ok..if u don't want that thing called Hisduchess to join us for 3 some. ..then we do me, u & Saff..deal?

MrCork:
...can I have 3 some with u & Oyi.ndidi? ... Hisdu chess agree to join in..deal?

Odobopa:

byna:
True talk.

Men I feel she might go on for weeks if I maintain my current position.

byna:
I try in my small capacity. I take up some chores in d morning before leaving and at night, I try to help out bathing and putting kids to sleep. The fact is she believes it's a man's duty to initiate and believes making my meals and taking care of kids and home is her priority

alertness:
There's a teen(should be around 16 or 17) living in the same compound where I stay I live in a flat upstairs they stay downstairs.She stays with her parent ,her parents only come home on weekends sometimes during the week.The teen is so endowed what she carries even a 30year old lady does not have it.I don't know how to make that move that would lead me to having full access to her as she does not stay home alone.She's always at home with either her brother or a friend of hers I don't know and they all respect me.she dey cause confusion for me.

MrCork:
...Bro we have good news & bad news
Good news istories that this chicks are single & ready to mingle. .
1. Hiduchess
Well know village girl & a regular. . .she spends 23 outter 24 hour on nairaland and guess wot..she has only 4 tribal mark near her chicks. She only Spek pigeon english thou.
2. Ontelly. ..
This one is only interested in Marriage talk. .she yoruba & all u simply need to do is take her to mandolin & trussextra. .the rest is history
3. Saf
This one is kinky & freak. She said she loves French kiss, whip cream, annal, hugging, travelling, sharing, 3 some, smiling. ...u name it, she wants it


yindidi
This one is a market woman..she enjoys shopping at market & she all ways cussing bus conductor & taxi driver

Bro today is yor locky day cozzz they single & ready to mingle!!

..THANK ME LATER! !

TOPCRUISE:
What if the daughter wants the peepee

mimimile93:
Unfortunately all Nigerian ladies are useless.

Telling him to attract a lady with brain, where are those ladies? Absolutely not in Nigeria.

There's no virtue woman in Nigeria..

Nigerian ladies are prostitutes.. None is useful.

My advice to young men is, avoid these animals like plagues.

Hustle real hard save money travel out and marry.

They only time a Nigerian lady is useful is during sexx..

Ishilove:
He is...

MrCork:
..see yor teeth like piano..was funny!

MrCork:
..THANK GOD FOR:INVENTION OF FOOTBALL BOOTS. ...

. u homebase people muss always remember that Nigeria will NEVER EVER win the world cup unless they allow players to play with theere feet...bare feet!!! ((THANK ME LATER ) )...no ofeense! !

N0favors:
Mrcork right now