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Piiko:
Who doesn't like pretty boys

Wow, nice meeting a bisexual. I won't judge you, stop that act and give your life to Christ

jaksmillioniar:
I knw u will here oya talk

Old man, watin I want talk

SirMichael1:
Most of them?? Wow this suites me well. So you've committed abortion(s)? That's something

Na you give me belle?

jaksmillioniar:
neva dont u eva say dat

Will you beat me?

Ishilove:
Haaaaaa!! It's a lie. I fond it hard to believe

Ahn Ahn!! I don't understand o. If you have unprotected sex and you're biologically sound, and you don't take any precautions, you WILL get pregnant.

Lol, that's the reality in some places. Young ladies should be smart enough to close their legs. Imagine the hypocrisy of men in this thread

bellair:
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I have paid for abortions but I will not want to marry a lady that has done abortion for someone else if I can help it. Part of the reason being a damaged womb or run into these guys she has aborted with her in life. I will feel highly unfcomfy .

Am entitled to my opinion.

Hypocrite

Ishilove:
25 a week?! Jeez

That's not a known place.. That 25 is a day in some places

SirMichael1:
So every deflowered lady has committed abortion(s)?

Most of them

Piiko:
This is one ugly gay dude his type makes me homophobic

True confession, you like guys too

MrCork:
.. accident?...really?....did u fall down from a tree tryinnnnna pluck mango?

Olodonista

Maxi112:
through airforce road or market road?


painful exit, dude was too full of life to die now.

You want to go there? I'll go there tomorrow

Well said

MrCork:
.. yes..phobia...I hate traveling!!

Did you read my thread? I was involved in accident, I have phobia for travelling too though not as bad as yours

SirMichael1:
If her uterus isn't damaged enough to hold a baby put for 9 months without allowing the foetus slip through. I'll probably think of it.


My answer will still be no though.

The comment below mine is a trash (no offence)

Hope you'll marry a virgin girl

Evil people

MrCork:
.. wedding over 3 hours ago. Just at Turin Vue estania (wine bar) chilling with some oyinbo friends. There jokes is driving me dyammmm bored..cant wait for nairaland.. back tomorrow evening in full beast mode!

Cry baby you have phobia for travelling I guess.

MrCork:
..hi...will u kindly remove the picture of those short men from yorrrr picture profile n replace it with the old foto showing yorr leg, booooobsi n side nyansh....we hate this $hit!!!(no oofeense)

Are you back from the wedding?

MrCork:
son?

Yes, that's my son

MrCork:
..hi...will u kindly remove the picture of those 2 men from yorrrr picture profile n replace it with the old foto showing yorr leg, booooobsi n side nyansh....we hate this $hit!!!(no oofeense)

That's my son, don't disrespect him please

Ladies should learn to stick to one guy, stop double dating!

Archangel15:
Hahaha abeg, which one is the tall one and which one is the short one?

One is taller, he leaned to snap. The one in blue shirt is my KING

Martin0:
Ok typical nigerian man will say mission accomplished

Yeah, that's my life you're seeing there my one and only sugar love

feldido:
Those tiny looking lungs u see by its sides are sometimes called boobs

Are you ijaw? I have heard so much about this fish

Martin0:
na u get those 2soldiers?

The tall one is mine, the other is his friend.

feldido:
African Lung fish... Popularly called Ebieseni in Ijaw.

It hibernates inside ground when the land gets dry and can stay for up to a year until it rains and the ground gets wet. It's very common in Bayelsa and Delta state.

Its the sweetest fish ever when smoked or dried. Taste like meat.

I've being hearing of ebiseni, the fish with boobss. Can't find the boobss

Martin0:
Eh 10gini bravo

na God

askseunoladele:
Strictly for the married!

REASONS YOUR WIFE IS STARVING YOU SEX

Lots of articles and books have been written encouraging or warning wives to give their husbands sex as often as he wants or else, he will have an affair. No sane woman wants to starve her husband sexually but if you do not co-operate to make this a smooth ride, you may not enjoy the sex you desperately need from your wife. Here are the reasons women starve their husbands sex:

1. FEAR OF UNWANTED PREGNANCY
You hiss, "What happened to family planning?" Excuse me, family planning is not easy! Swallowing those pills every day has serious side effects talk less of the injections every six months! Apart from the headache, nausea, vomiting, dizziness, rapid weight gain or unwanted weight loss, those pills or injections often fail. Then, she is also at the risk of cervical cancer and fibroids. Women don't like living all their lives on this pills! Worst still, if the side effects hits, and she gets fat, you are the first to make jest of her and threaten to get a skinny chick if she doesn't slim down! Why can't men also do family planning for God's sake! Use condom, you don't want! You must do flesh to flesh, yet she must not get pregnant, the monthly pills also make her sick, tired and too weak to have sex!

Men should please learn to co-operate and make sex easier for their wives. Use condom once in a while. Abeg, it's not compulsory you must travel to Jerusalem every time, let her use her hand too, or give you BJ if you are not against it. There are other ways you can enjoy intimacy without intercourse, teach her how to help you use her hand, thighs among others reach orgasm, once that thing is out, you should calm down. If you can make things easy for her, she will be more available and respond passionately to sex.

2. YOU DON'T ROMANCE ENOUGH: Some men like to barge in and out and go to sleep, that is not sex, it is rape. Please, I beg you in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, our father in the Lord, kindly spend at least, 20 minutes, "playing" with mummy before you go in, please! No one enjoys "prison break" intercourse! Until she is wet, please, don't go near her paradise! Please, read Songs of Solomon five times, before you have sex, it will help a lot, Praise, the Lord!!!

3. SHE DOESN'T WANT TO GET PREGNANT
You always disappears when she gets pregnant. That apart, you don't take care of the children and you want her to add another one. You abuse her when she vomits, sleeps a lot and refuse to eat because of her morning sickness. You yell at her because her change in hormones won't allow her to enjoy sex and you are no where to be found when she delivers her baby. Haba, Baba Bleep, eleyi o daa ooo!

If you want her to get pregnant, be there for her. Take care of her, endure the smell of the vomit, that is what marriage is about. Help with house chores, honestly my brother, she will have sex throughout her nine months pregnancy! When a man is romantic, his wife will respond sexually.

4. POST DELIVERY: Doctor says you should give her at least 6 weeks for that place to heal and bleeding to stop! To ask her for sex after one weak is inhuman! To sleep around after 2 weeks of delivery because she is refusing you shows you seriously need to grow up. Abeeegiii! Let her heal brother! She can give you BJ if you want, if you don't want, she can use her hands to do signs and wonders on you. You may even love the feel and try it occasionally, hmmm? Please sir, let that place heal, especially when she had tears and went through stitches!

5. YOU DON'T TAKE CARE OF HER
Women respond passionately to men who take care of them. If you don't care for her, you treat her like a sex slave, you don't care about the children, you rarely spend on the family, your wife may eventually grow frigid!

6. YOU DON'T LAST IN BED
Wives like it when their husbands go for at least 5 minutes before exploding, 7 minutes will be great, pre-mature ejaculation can frustrate any woman and make her hate sex altogether, please, do something about it.

7. STRESS:
The stress of work, running the house and taking care of 3 kids, talk less of 4 or 5 can make a woman completely fazzled and too tired for sex. Pleasy! Assist at home, it won't kill your manhood if you help in the kitchen and take care of the kids while she rests.

So men, these and more are the reasons your wife may be starving you sex. Please our bros and daddies, kindly do something about it as soon as possible especially in the area of family planning, please, reduce the stress on your wife.

Try condom and other alternatives. Safe period is not always correct and withdrawal most times fail, just a drop of sperm before withdrawal can lead to pregnancy so oga, sit madam down and talk about better ways of making sex more enjoyable and easier for both of you.

Feed your wife please, take good care of her. Sex requires energy. Stress can make a woman too weak to have sex, assist with house chores and she will have time for you.

Mummies in the house, please, don't use these as excuse not to have sex anytime oga wants ooo, abeg! Let him visit his paradise anytime he wants, na im get am. Work together on your sex life, you will both be happier for it. Sex is one of the tools satan use to destroy marriages, your marriage will not fall to the onslaught of satan in Jesus name. Feel free to share. God bless you, cheers!
© Seun Oladele, 2017
www.askseunoladele..com

Point 6 is funny

Martin0:
Aaaaaa oyindidi oyindidi na wa ooo
U don marry,coz na una dey talk like this oo

Hahahaha, for 10 years by God's grace

Sex in the night starts in the morning. You can't hurt or talk to a woman rudely in the morning and return home in the evening for sex. Some men only want to satisfy their urge and that too is a huge turn off

jaksmillioniar:
I can neva wished to b a guy like u

You do