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BiafraBushBoy:
asa nwa

Chikelue2000:
What!!!, that's it for me, I will so insult n embarrass him eh, I can't just close my eyes to some evil

Nedfed:
Hope ur guy no dey feel bad

Chikelue2000:
lol, just take your eyes off them, humans have evolved with strange behaviors

Chikelue2000:
Nnem, I still believe in morality n decency, how will my girlfriend come n stay with me in my parents house?, I find it absurd, don't tell me its the 21st century crap biko

MrCork:
...u gots nice lips thou...love to place somtin on it thou (((thank me later))

BiafraBushBoy:
45 and I am 20 years

Chikelue2000:
Mother's rented apartment.... OK then

MrCork:
...why did u remove yorrrr foto profile?..wonderrrrrrin wot yorrr wide mouth can do thou!

Chikelue2000:
Invite his girlfrnd to his parents house, Op u failed dis. u can't just bring any lady to ur parents house, na ur house abi u no get respect?

MrCork:
...she borrrrrin...she don't open her mouth wide enough​....yorrrr mouth wide thou!

MrCork:
...if I fart near yorrr mouth...would u be upset or happy that u smelling a London fart..be honest!.am from London, remember!

MrCork:
...if I fart near yorrr mouth...would u be upset or happy that u smelling a London fart..be honest!

Nedfed:
Na here I go sit down read lies

kennyblaze007:
Good morning Nairalanders,my girlfriend has threatened to dump me unless I come to Lag this june...

I met my girlfriend online(Facebook) since 2015 but we weren't chatting as always not until November 2016.By December we got so fond of each other online and then she requested I come see her in Lag as I was staying in Benin at that time..So December 31st,I went to see her in Lagos..We spent new year day together as she took me to Ikeja City Mall and bought me things..She even gave me 5k to come back to Benin...

We both March born but while mine is 17,hers is on 16.So she came to visit me in Benin on my birthday and we both celebrated my birthday together.. She also did the spending because am yet to start working.. When she went back to Lagos, she asked I come to Lagos by April to come look for a job and also so we can always see each other and indeed I promised to come..But April passed, I didn't show up, I again promised her May but it's June already and am yet to go see her..

So she said if I dnt come this june, then it's over between us..I dnt know if this kind of attitude is good for a relationship but seriously Nairalanders.... WHAT SHOULD I DO,June is already coming to an end.. I love my girlfriend more than I love myself, I can't afford to let her go...I really dnt have money to goto Lagos,that's the number 1 reason am yet to go see her in Lagos...Please, advice me...

RedBeauty:
Lol u eh

If them do this kin poem for primary school we wont be here today

yankeeguy:
Op u too fine..infact u fine pass me jare

RedBeauty:
Which primary school you go
Dem don spoil finish

Homeboiy:
ThankGod he's not an Igbo guy



Rivers people said they r not Igbo


Aluu n crime r like me n.....

robosky02:
hmmmm

Favoured4:
Good day Nairalanders.
I don't know what I did wrong and is in need of advice. I met this guy through my cousin in December 2015. since then we have been communicating and he made me realize he wanted a relationship.

Though he is based in Lagos while I am currently schooling and in my final year in a different state. He begged me to pay him a visit and since I wasn't in any relationship having quit one last year, I decided to visit him.
I spent about two weeks and decided to return, but since then we have barely spoken and the painful part is that I already developed a soft spot for him.
while at his place, his pleas made me give in and we got intimate which I regret currently. He was nice but never discussed his request which I hadn't agreed to before paying him a visit.

My confusion is that he has refused to call me and the last time we spoke which is over 10 days, he promised to call at his own convenient time. I feel so stupid and cannot concentrate on what I am doing.

Advice needed please.

IamSINZ:
Modified

sweerychick:
All those asking whether he makes his own decisions? Well he consults his mum most times before his decision.. Though i dont confront him abt that.. My only concern is that his statement abt him dying along with his mum..

Mufasa27:
But come to think of it, maybe the lady is having an ulterior motive, just maybe...

Mufasa27:
You should advise him on whether to straff him gf or wait till wedding night, Op is confused.... He needs your help