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[b]Chapter TwentyFour


All alone at home thinking about my exam, what will be the result i believe i did well and have nothing to worry about, i took one movie since light they and insert inside dvd player. I was watching legend of the seeker when somebody knock on my door. Me: who is there? Vareeth: na me idiot. Me: thunder fire your head, mum. I open the door for him and he came inside with my cassete. Me: how far na? Varth: idiot, i say make you come carry your cassete since you nor here abi my mummy for break the cassete today. Me: wetin happen? He sat down facing TV. Varth: na season three of seeker be this? Me: no na two. Varth: na why them no wan bring season three come na? Me: go ask them na. Varth: from the story i hear say darken rahl come back. Me: him don come back for season two already na. Varth: them say him come back come join seeker defeat the keeper. Me: na lie joor, seeker don defeat keeper finish, them don close the gate na, wetin happen joor wey your mummy wan break the cassete? Varth: my junior sister carry am for my table inside my room go parlour, she think say na drama, as she put am for our general DvD na so the Dvd burn. Me: waoh, Varth: you sure no be devil give you this cassete so, because the way i they see this cassete no be ordinary one as e don reject all dvd. He throw the disk to me, i look at it very well, whats the deal about you? i think i will return you back to the lawyers, i said on my mind. Varth: guy put better film na. Me: i nor get any new film, check there anyone you see you put am. Varth: chai no be spartacus be this? Me: you never watch am? Varth: i nor they tire to watch am. Me: because of the sex abi? Varth: yes oh, abeg make i put am. Me: put season two, na two sex full pass. Varth: na lie na season one. Me: na you sabi put anyone you want. His phone started ringing, he look at the screen. Varth: na that my babe jiji oh. Me: tell her make she come na. Varth: i nor get money to give her joor. Me: na how much you they give her? Varth: na just 5h. Me: oya tell her to come i go give her. Varth: okay oh. He pick the call…… After the call…… Me: that means we go go your house na. Varth: i go call her come here na. Me: no no, my mummy fit come anytime from now. Varth: oh i don forget say you be small boy, oya make we they go na. Me: yeye they worry you. I put the house in order before leaving, dont want my mum to come and see everywhere scattered especially my room. We enter the empty house. Me: where your people go? Varth: them go farm go bring cassava for akpu. Me: na so so akpu una they chop na im make you they tall like dogo so. Varth: as if your mummy nor they buy. True talk my mummy they buy their akpu well well, even if them do am, my mummy no need to call them na them go just bring am. We enter his room and arrange everywhere, after like ten minutes she called and said that she’s in front of his house, vareeth told her to come inside. She knock and varth open the door for her, omo come see as she they sparkle, she look beautiful with her mature ass, she wore red handless gown. Jiji: hey good evening. Varth: welcome, come on in. Jiji: vareeth you nor tell me say your friend they here na. Varth: if i tell you wetin you go do? Jiji: i for bring somebody join body na. Me: hmmmm so you mean you nor fit serve two of us, i said moving to the top of the bed while varth sat at the bottom with her. Varth sat close to her and put his right hand round her shoulder, she look at me as if shes ashame and i signal i dont care sign, then she remove her shoes and throw it to the door, she took varth head and sample his mouth with wet kiss they fell on the bed slowling, they sex for 4 minutes plus after some time varth release. Jiji: i nor say you nor they tey, i hope your friend sabi well well. She look at me with one eye and saw me stroking my bros, she smile and said “i like what am seeing”[/b]

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[b]Chapter TwentyThree

What the hell is going on, i dont
understand, a minute ago i was in afuze
with lizzy and now am here, how the hell
did i even get here or was i dreaming? i
think so because what i saw in that
dream or revelation is something that
can never happen in Jesus Name Amen.
I quickly got up, took my phone and call
my mum.
Mum: hello.
Me: mum, where you they?
Mum: i dey work na, anything?
Me: no oh, nothing i just want here from
you.
Mum: no worry i go soon come house
find something eat money they table
incase you want buy anything.
Me: okay thank you ma.
I drop the phone i believe my mum will
be wondering why i called her because
its unusual,
i started thinking of what to do, whether
to call lizzy or just forget about it, no oh
i cant forget oh i must know what really
happen, then my phone started ringing
again, speaking of the devil herself,
should i pick it up or ignore? (if na you
na wetin you go do) Well to know what
happen to me i need an explanation and
where do i get it from apart from her.
Me: hello.
Lizzy: oh thank god you are awake.
Me: awake as in?
Lizzy: you dont remember?
Me: remember what exactly?
Lizzy: you dont remember anything at all, like
me and you in my house (that confirm it, i
wasnt dreaming and my
temperature began to rise)
Me: yes i remember but i dont really
remember anything else after you kiss me
with the wine in your mouth.
Lizzy: well after the first kiss you ask
me for more and i gave it to you, you drank
all the wine in the bottle,.
Me: really?
Lizzy: yes, you were really drunk that i
have to go out and get a bike for you, i
took you home.
Me: waoh, how the hell did i miss all that
and why didnt wait for me to wakeup
before you leave.
Lizzy: well i was afraid your mum of
your mum.
Me: my mum’ hmm so how did you the
get the keys, (cus i remember i kept
them under our big 100 litre rubber
outside incase my mum return).
Lizzy: they were in your pocket.
Me: i dont remember keeping any key in
my pocket.
Lizzy: well i found them in your pocket so
i open the door and drop you in your
bed before i leave. ( how did she know
my bed)
Me: huh, i hope i didnt cause any wahala.
Lizzy: well i will say it was fun.
Me: am really sorry.
Lizzy: no no no you dont need to
apologise, something like that happen all
the time, good thing i wasnt the one
cause i can be a real mess whenever i
get drunk.
Me: hmmmm, so that wine contain
alcohol.
Lizzy: just 5 percent alcohol, very low i
don't know why you get drunk.
Me: well maybe am not use to it.
Lizzy: okay is your mum back?
Me: no not yet.
Lizzy: okay i will call you later, bye for
now.
Me: bye dear.
I cut the call, waoh thank God the hell
part is not real at least me and my mum
are safe or so i thought.
I call vareeth.
Varth: guy na why you cut the call just
now na.
Me: no vex i be they do something.
Varth: okay, come carry your cassete
abeg make you return my own for me.
Me: you sure say no be your cassete?
(maybe na him even scatter my room
self)
Varth: i nor know my own something
again?
Me: okay i go come check later, bye for
now.
I got up from bed and walk outside, i
saw lexus jeep park in front of our
landlady’s house, yahoo guys love this
car why?
Carpenter: Oz the great, he hailed me.
Me: good evening carpenter, na only you
they here today wetin happen?
Carpenter: corper just enter inside
house now.
I sat opposite him in his carpentry chair.
Me: na who get this jeep?
Carp: na landlady pikin oh, him just show
just now they scatter money for
everywhere, even see money wey him
give me na. ( he show me one one
thousand naira note in ten pieces)
corper enter house go keep im own.
Me: waoh, see wetin i miss, where him
they..
Carp: he dey inside with him mama, but
the way wey maga they pay those people
no be here oh.
Me: the guy wey just commot here last
month na im come they buy lexus jeep
wey me they here they fight for waec
exam.
Carp: na so na, since you they form holy
holy, the street go pass you.
Me: as if the street never you already.
Carp: ahaha, they there me wey i don do
connection already, you go stay here
wey i bring my hummer jeep come visit
you.
Me: really so you mean say you don
join?
Carp: i never join but i still they prepare.
Me: na who you meet?
Carp: i nor fit tell you except say you
wan join.
Me: nah, i nor fit join i get people wey go
train me go school whats the need of
yahoo.
Carp: na so e easy to go school abi?
They there na money na money, no be
you and this guy they thesame class
before?
As we continue arguing the landlord’s
son came out, he didnt even look at me
( small boy wey we gather they practice
drum for choir practice that time) him
just enter im motor and disappear, e be
like say him mummy they vex with am, i
look as he just zoom off and scatter
dust for our body na so ogijio open him
open teeth they hail am like king.
CHAI SEE INSULT E BE LIKE SAY ME GO GO
DO MY OWN TOO OH, how una see am?.[/b]

[b]Chapter TwentyThree


What the hell is going on, i dont
understand, a minute ago i was in afuze
with lizzy and now am here, how the hell
did i even get here or was i dreaming? i
think so because what i saw in that
dream or revelation is something that
can never happen in Jesus Name Amen.
I quickly got up, took my phone and call
my mum.
Mum: hello.
Me: mum, where you they?
Mum: i dey work na, anything?
Me: no oh, nothing i just want here from
you.
Mum: no worry i go soon come house
find something eat money they table
incase you want buy anything.
Me: okay thank you ma.
I drop the phone i believe my mum will
be wondering why i called her because
its unusual,
i started thinking of what to do, whether
to call lizzy or just forget about it, no oh
i cant forget oh i must know what really
happen, then my phone started ringing
again, speaking of the devil herself,
should i pick it up or ignore? (if na you
na wetin you go do) Well to know what
happen to me i need an explanation and
where do i get it from apart from her.
Me: hello.
Lizzy: oh thank god you are awake.
Me: awake as in?
Lizzy: you dont remember?
Me: remember what exactly?
Lizzy: you dont remember anything at all, like
me and you in my house (that confirm it, i
wasnt dreaming and my
temperature began to rise)
Me: yes i remember but i dont really
remember anything else after you kiss me with
the wine in your mouth.
Lizzy: well after the first kiss you ask
me for more and i gave it to you, you drank
all the wine in the bottle,.
Me: really?
Lizzy: yes, you were really drunk that i
have to go out and get a bike for you, i
took you home.
Me: waoh, how the hell did i miss all that
and why didnt wait for me to wakeup
before you leave.
Lizzy: well i was afraid your mum of
your mum.
Me: my mum’ hmm so how did you the
get the keys, (cus i remember i kept
them under our big 100 litre rubber
outside incase my mum return).
Lizzy: they were in your pocket.
Me: i dont remember keeping any key in
my pocket.
Lizzy: well i found them in your pocket so
i open the door and drop you in your
bed before i leave. ( how did she know
my bed)
Me: huh, i hope i didnt cause any wahala.
Lizzy: well i will say it was fun.
Me: am really sorry.
Lizzy: no no no you dont need to
apologise, something like that happen all
the time, good thing i wasnt the one
cause i can be a real mess whenever i
get drunk.
Me: hmmmm, so that wine contain
alcohol.
Lizzy: just 5 percent alcohol, very low i
don't know why you get drunk.
Me: well maybe am not use to it.
Lizzy: okay is your mum back?
Me: no not yet.
Lizzy: okay i will call you later, bye for
now.
Me: bye dear.
I cut the call, waoh thank God the hell
part is not real at least me and my mum
are safe or so i thought.
I call vareeth.
Varth: guy na why you cut the call just
now na.
Me: no vex i be they do something.
Varth: okay, come carry your cassete
abeg make you return my own for me.
Me: you sure say no be your cassete?
(maybe na him even scatter my room
self)
Varth: i nor know my own something
again?
Me: okay i go come check later, bye for
now.
I got up from bed and walk outside, i
saw lexus jeep park in front of our
landlady’s house, yahoo guys love this
car why?
Carpenter: Oz the great, he hailed me.
Me: good evening carpenter, na only you
they here today wetin happen?
Carpenter: corper just enter inside
house now.
I sat opposite him in his carpentry chair.
Me: na who get this jeep?
Carp: na landlady pikin oh, him just show
just now they scatter money for
everywhere, even see money wey him
give me na. ( he show me one one
thousand naira note in ten pieces)
corper enter house go keep im own.
Me: waoh, see wetin i miss, where him
they..
Carp: he dey inside with him mama, but
the way wey maga they pay those people
no be here oh.
Me: the guy wey just commot here last
month na im come they buy lexus jeep
wey me they here they fight for waec
exam.
Carp: na so na, since you they form holy
holy, the street go pass you.
Me: as if the street never you already.
Carp: ahaha, they there me wey i don do
connection already, you go stay here
wey i bring my hummer jeep come visit
you.
Me: really so you mean say you don
join?
Carp: i never join but i still they prepare.
Me: na who you meet?
Carp: i nor fit tell you except say you
wan join.
Me: nah, i nor fit join i get people wey go
train me go school whats the need of
yahoo.
Carp: na so e easy to go school abi?
They there na money na money, no be
you and this guy they thesame class
before?
As we continue arguing the landlord’s
son came out, he didnt even look at me
( small boy wey we gather they practice
drum for choir practice that time) him
just enter im motor and disappear, e be
like say him mummy they vex with am, i
look as he just zoom off and scatter
dust for our body na so ogijio open him
open teeth they hail am like king.
CHAI SEE INSULT E BE LIKE SAY ME GO GO
DO MY OWN TOO OH, how una see am?.[/b]