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[b]Chapter Nineteen
I got home and read a little for the exam though i dont know the type of question they will set but at least i still scroll through my book and read some past question papers.
The following morning after my mummy left to work around 9:30am i dress up and prepare myself to enter evbiamen grammar school, i put on fine jeans trouser and a nice polo shirt, come deck trailers shoe and a nice spec join, i use georgio armani spray myself (them get perfume?), i look myself for mirrow "waoh i think i look good i wish i go fit i go just marry myself lol,.
I took my writting materials and enter road, i trek from my house to the school of course i follow her street (justina) but everyhere was quiet, everybody don go farm, ogute people too like farm.
I enter the street of the school, i saw some student's on uniform, some wey know me just they look like wetin this ajebutter boy they find for here, lol no be only ajebutter na ajebread.
I enter the school, they get three buildings, all those long long building wey they long like snake, two face each while another one wey they middle face the school road, i enter the first building and i ask one girl i saw where they are writting the exam, she direct me to the new building say i should enter the third room, i thank her and follow her direction, see as people just sit down for outside they lick mango, oh yeah they have like four mango trees and 2 cashew trees inside the school.
Some guys wey know me just they hala me
Guy1: "oz how far"
Guy2: "ozigberigbe" lol i hate that name
One guy came to me and ask
Guy: , wetin you come find for our school?"
Me: good morning bro, abeg where them they write the exam.
Guy: na the exam you come write?
Me:na so oh,.
Guy: then why you nor wear uniform?
Me: waoh them they wear uniform.
Guy: yes na, if you nor wear them nor go let you enter oh.
Me: chai abeg you fit borrow me your unform, abeg.
Guy: we get class now oh, but if you go give me something i fit skip the class sha.
Me: like how much na?
Guy: anything 200.
Me: chai guy, na buy i wan buy am, abeg i go give you 50 bucks.
Guy: Oz, big bros like you, no wahala sha, come make we go back go change.
Me: oya lead the way.
I followed him to the back of the school and we exchange our dresses, i climb the step of the building and walk to the third class, make una come see people, chai people like free things sha, some people no even sit down self na stand them stand, and one man stay front they advice them, i follow the back door and enter gently and stand with other guys at the back, even men wey don born follow wan write SSCE exam,.
INVIGILATOR: This exam is met for the poor, for those who cannot be able to pay their fees due to one reason or the other, we know many of you even you standing at the back (pointing at one bros) you have three children, i wonder why you are here, we know you by face so dont expect to be incuded even if you write,.
The instruction is straight, fill the empty sheet given to you and you must be from owan east, just 20 questions only, please answer correctly, your sheet will be pass to you now.
They pass the sheet around, i see the question and i smile.
Ques1: who gave the forbidden fruit to adam?
Ques2: who defeat goliath?
Like seriously, them think say na primary school pupils they here and why religious questions only? i just answer everything and summit e no even take me five minutes and na me be first to finish, imagine some people still they find where them go copy, make una come church una no go gree.
I left the hall and look for the boy that gave me his uniform, i saw him under the mango tree.
Guy: una don finish?
Me: yes thanks alot, make we go that same place abeg.
We exchange uniform and of course i gave him the fifty naira and hed home, he said his name is junior (i guess hes reading this story) after i don waka like five minutes on my way close to main road i saw two guys on suit, standing beside a nice car, they look familiar but i dont remember their faces, i walk pass them then i heard "hey you wait", i look back and saw them walking towards me with haste, then i remember the two guys from the motor accident i pick race like thunderbolt while they pursue me like mad dog.[/b]

joanee20:
E b lik say Witches plenty for Oz dem side o..

you think so?

[b]Chapter Eighteen
"ko ko ko" i knock on his door.
Vareeth: who be that?
I didnt answer instead i knock again, then i heard.
Girl: e be like say na your father.
Vareeth: e no fit be my dad im nor fit come by this time, " na who they there? 'he shouted.
Me: idiot na me open up.
Vareeth: i tell you say no be my papa na my mumu friend.
He open up the door and i saw a beautiful girls with big ass that can kill somebody instantly, i wonder where my guy bring this one from.
Vareeth: guy how far
na?
Me: i dey oh, na who be this fine girl?
Girl: am jiji from afuze, i've heard alot about you.
Me: really, am Oz by the way; 'straighting my hands to shake her'
Vareeth: she know you already no need for handshake.
Me: so how do you know me?
I sat beside her on bed, with her still on her bra and pant.
Vareeth: wetin be this one na, guy wetin even carry you come?
I just bone my friend.
Jiji: well not much he just told me you have money to spend, is it true?
Me: depending on what i will be getting in return.
Girl: hmmmm
She bite her lips in a seductive way, the thing turn my head small.
Vareeth: oya e don do, come make i escort you jiji.
Jiji: why na but we never finish na?
Vareeth: no we don finish.
Jiji: what of my money.
Varth: i go give you for road, standup now before i change my mind.
She stoodup and wear her clothes omo that yash no be here oh, the thing big like elephantiasis, the ass dey bounce as she they wear her trouser, even her trouser no gree pass her yash na force she force am put, vareeth escorted her out after she finish wearing her clothes.
I drop the cassette disk on the table and relax on his chair, chai see as everywhere they smell sex sex,
after like fifteen minutes my friend return with hollandio yoghurt.
Vareeth: guy wetin they do you self? Na my babe you wan they shike again abi.
Me: na im make you they shake body for me abi, but that girl get yash oh na where you see her bring from self?
He open the yoghurt and pour small for cup for me.
Vareeth: na ashawo na, she dey blue house for afuze na there i bring her from.
Me: so she be ashi na im you nor wan let me run her packaga?
Vareeth: see you, you wey they fucck fucck everyday you they give me anyone, abeg forget that matter joor, wetin they happen.
Me: nothing oh, i just say make i stroll come here na, ehen you know one girl they them they call justina for up.
Varth: how she look like?
Me: she is dark and has big breast she leave close to this evbiamen school for here.
Varth: oh you mean lizzy sister??
Me: yes exactly.
Varth: the girl package na you wan run am?
Me: i be wan run her but i they here say her family na witch.
Varth: hahahahaha, na where you hear that one?
Me: na glory tell me na.
Varth: ha that girl no want make you Bleep another person be that oh, them nor be witch joor run the package if you want run am.
Me: hmmm, you know wether she get any serious boyfriend.
Varth: i dont think, but i hear say one guy wey first date her run mad, that guy na wey them they call 2/4 for old road.
Me: hian and you say she no be witch?
Varth: no na you know say the guy they hammer indian hemp well well na, na that igbo make am mad.
Me: hmm anyway i go try my luck, afterall no be marry i wan marry her.
Varth: na to Bleep her throway na abi?
Me: yes oh.
LIKE SERIOUSLY, CAN I REALLY Bleep HER AND LEAVE HER I DONT THINK SO.
I ask frank to give me more yoghurt he refuse so i drag the yoghurt from his hand and ran outside, i use padlock to lock him inside his room with the yogurt in my hand, he continue banging the door for me to open but i don already reach house.[/b]

[b]Chapter Seventeen
Me: na why you open you teeth like that?
Carp: bad guy, e no they hard you at all.
Me: hahaha tha girl too fine na,
Carp: if you fit run her na to carry you go shopping oh because many guys don try her with no luck.
Me: really?
Carp: yes na, the girl no they even stand listen to them self.
Me: waoh she dosnt look like a hard girl to me oh.
Carp: maybe because she like you na, she been don even ask me about you before.
Me: really, wetin she talk?
Carp: e get one time wey you they waka pass, she ask me why me and you nor they talk.
Me: and wetin you talk?
Carp: i tell her say you na big boy na, you only talk with big boys like you.
Me: hahahaha, abeg i wan go my friend house joor.
Carp: sit down small na, how many minutes you don stay self wey you wan they go.
Me: okay i go stay, who be sister wey you they friend?
Carp: na lizzy, her elder sister.
Me: hmmm i never even see them before oh.
Carp: as you nor they comeout na so them nor they comeout too.
Me: na wa oh, abeg you go carry me go their house oh.
Carp: no wahala na, anytime you ready you hala me, see one of your babe they come.
Me: who?
I look road and i saw glory coming, i stood and hed straight to my house.
Me: bye bye.
Carp: hmmm take am easy.
I waited for glory for back of the carpenter house which is front of my house.
Me: my wife how you they?
Glory: na who be your wife, abeg stop that nonsense joor.
Me: ha wetin i do again.
Glory: after wetin happen last night?
Me: am really sorry about that, how is your ma?
Glory: at least shes still kicking.
We reach house and i open door for us to enter we sat down together.
Glory: abeg i nor wan tey at all, just give me the blood medicine.
Me: ha wetin they rush you na, at least make i entertain you small na. ( i started touching her delicious lap)
Glory: (she hit my hand hard)my ma is waiting for her drug, and by the way, she look beautiful.
Me: who?
Glory: the girl you escorted just now.
Me: ha na ogijio girlfriend na.
Glory: really, but i heard he dates her sister.
Me: me i nor know oh, i just saw them outside i have nothing with her.
Glory: na you sabi, but i have to warn you to be extremely careful.
Me: careful of what?
Glory: her elder brother confess last month.
Me: confess of what?
Glory: that he's a witch na.
Me: really, well thats for him na.
Glory: not only him, i heard his dad also confess long long ago, the family is a witch.
Me: well thank God i have nothing to do with them.
Glory: you better dont oh, cus it wont end well if you do.
Me: hmmmm.
Glory: abeg give me the medicine make i dey go, my ma go dey wait for me now.

I started touching her lap again, she look me with one bad eye, i nor wetin that one mean so I got up to take the medicine and gave it to her, she stood up.
Me: so you wan go like that?
Glory: next time abeg, she just open door and disappear, na wa for this girl oh, she suppose blow me small na.
I got up and hed to vareeth house to return the cassete, maybe i can confirm from him if truly Justina and her family are truly witch.
I got to his house nobody they, i go his room and i heard.

Female voice: "oh yeah, fucck me hard, dont release oh, dont release oh"
Male Voice: "hmmmmmmmmm"
Female Voice: " why e be say you nor they stay more than 3 minutes?"[/b]

[b]Chapter Sixteen
I sit down for parlour on sunday evening they watch film, my mummy they kitchen they cook confirm rice, i for don go out but the aroma of the rice no let me commot for house, am going to school tomorrow to write scholarship exam and i never even carry my book read na wa oh, i go read later in the night sha.
Mum: Ozes come buy pure water come.
Me: okay ma,
i took 100 naira from the table and went out to get pure water, on my way i saw the carpenter alone on his usual spot.
Carpenter: my oga i nor they see you again oh..
Me: bros no be so, no time at all.
Carpenter: so all those girls no they let you rest.
Me: ha oga, me wey they prepare for exam, abeg i they come make i go buy pure water come.
Carpenter: no wahala, i they here gidigba.
I cross over to the other side to get bag of pure water.
"i they here they wait for you oh" he said after he saw me coming with the pure water, i just smile and pass him.
I reach house omo mum don arrange my plate of rice already, i consume the rice like fire, me i nor they use food play oh.
Me: mum this one no reach me oh.
Mum: that many thing? Well go swallow stone because the one wey they pot na for tomorrow,.
Na wa oh, we never solve today own finish na tomorrow she they think about, she finish what she was doing and carry her bag.
Mum: take care of house oh i don they go store.
Me: okay ma, i nor sure say i fit come today oh.
Mum: why?
Me: i wan prepare for my exam tomorrow.
Mum: okay no problem, stay house oh no go anywhere oh.
Me: okay mam.
She enter road they go her store, i wait for fifteen minutes before i lock door, carry vareeth cassete and commot for house.
As i they go meet the carpenter i saw one beautiful damsel sitting with him she has large breast with fine ass not too big sha but just perfect, shes dark in completion na this one we they call black beauty, omo this carpenter na bad guy na where he know this fine girl self.
Carpenter: i think say you nor go come again.
Me: why i nor go come, good evening ma, i greet her and sat down on a bench.
Fine Girl: good evening sir.
Carpenter: Justina this one na my friend oziegbe, nurse pikin.
Justina: i know him but i didnt know he's a friend of yours.
Carpenter: na because him no they comeout na, well Oz see my girlfriend sister Justina.
Me: waoh she look beautiful, i stood up and shake her hand, see as her hand soft like bread.
Justina: thank you sir.
Carpenter: na every girl they fine for ur eyes.
Me: na which girl i don tell you fine for my eyes before?
Carp: na you sabi.
Me: so justina, you live in this community?
Just: yes up new road, the road to evbiamen grammar school.
Me: waoh so why have i not see you before?
Justina: well maybe because i dont get out much, but i do know you from that hospital.
Carpenter: na wa oh, see as una just do as if i nor they here, make i better commot joor.
He left us and i was happy.
Me: how?
Just: there's one time you help my mummy when she was about to give birth to our last born.
Me: really and i dont even remember oh.
Just: is a long time ago.
Me: okay, like which year.
Just: 6 years ago.
Me: waoh i was a baby then now.
Just: yeah, she said when she came to the hospital in the night around eight she saw nobody and she was heavy already.
Me: she came alone.
Just: yeah.
Me: but why, what of your da....
Just: long story.
Me: hmmmm.
Just: anyway i think i should be on my way now.
Me: but you never tell me the story finish na.
Just: another time pls.
Me: okay its nice knowing you, can i get your contact please i will really love to meet you again.
Just: i dont have phone for now.
Me: waoh big like you, am sorry but i dont believe you.
Just: yes my phone was seize by my dad ( she stood up getting ready to leave) can you escort me pls.
Me: my pleasure, so how do i see you again?
Just: well am always at home, ogijio know my house.
Me: better cus i definitely want to meet you again, you a student right.
Just: yes, i school here in evbiamen grammar school ( waoh same school wey i wan write exam).
Me: thats nice, which class?
Just: ss3.
Me: nice.
I escorted her to new road, come see as guys they look us as if we newly wed, chai see wahala i hope this news no reach all the girls wey i dey chop for this village oh.
I escort her close to her house before i turn back.
I go back to our usual spot and saw ogijio the carpenter open teeth looking at me smiling as if he win lottery.[/b]

Achievement i see u

uniquebandi:
hmmmmmmmm. speechless

why speechless?

[b]Chapter Fifteen
Glory: i need to go home now.
Me: come on lets wait like 30 minutes by then my mum will already be asleep ( i sat beside her) i really love you..
Glory: mtcheww abeg forget that one joor:
Me: no oh i cant forget my love oh.
Glory: thats your own na i just hope my ma is alright.
Me: what happened to her.
Glory: she was ill na that's why i came to buy medicine.
Me: whats the sickness?
Glory: she has low blood count.
Me: why didnt you take her to hospital?
Glory: i did na, they describe drugs for her, but the blood medicine finish thats why i came to buy and you decided to trap me here.
Me: eyaa, she will be alright dont worry, just cook vegetable soup for her always.
Glory: i am trying my best, please can i go now?
Me: wait let me check parlour.
I went to parlour and pass there eavesdrop on my mummy's door, i heard her praying, i quickly return to my room and told her to follow me, we walk to our parlour and i gently open the door for her, she sneak out like thief and ran to whereever she came from, oops i forget to give her the blood medicine hmm i will give her tomorrow, i lock our door and return to my room, i relaxed on my bed and start thinking.
The girl i saw that night is thesame girl on the picture, is it a coincidence or what? that she killed her parents and shes a witch, no joor that girl is too beautiful to be witch infact next time i see her i will even walk up to her and talk to her, imagine me walking around with fine girl like that omo respect go they for me for that town oh e go be like say i buy hummer jeep.
I continue thinking till i slept off.


I woke up and saw that my room is open heavy breeze blowing inside my room, ha na who open door na, i quickly got up and walk to parlour i saw our main door also open, breeze blowing everything, scattering papers and curtains around with nylon flying around the room, i quickly close the door and walk to my mummy's door, she aint in because her door is lock, i look ground and i saw a piece of paper on the ground, i pick it up and read.
" i don go store, take care of house".
Waoh this is unlike her, she never wakeup without calling me for morning prayer, i look dinning and saw cooler covered, i opened it and saw pounded yam with egusi soup, waoh wetin happen to the black soup na? I thought loud.
I was thinking wether to go to kitchen and check the black soup when our main door swung open again heavily by heavy breeze, with curtain and papers flying around again i ran to close the door again but i cant, i tried to close it but it seems the door is a rock cause i cant even move it, the breeze was too much that our big glass fell on the ground and scatter, i was shock that i fell ontop our cushion chair i look outside as i sat forcefully on the chair, i try to get up but i cant, i cant move my hands or my legs whats going on i wondered, i try to open my mouth to shout for help but i cant then my mouth started joining together with flesh skin, unknown skin covered my mouth and my nose remaining my eyes i cant breath, then i saw somebody coming to our house from outside, the person use white rapper to tie herself, she look exactly like the girl that i saw on the cassete that said her sister is a witch, she came closer put a step in our door and strenght her right hand to me, i look at the hand she's bleeding very bad, then she started crying, she was crying blood, blood started coming out of her nose and her mouth too, whats going on i wondered, she open her mouth to talk to me with me still confuse on the chair, when she open her mouth no teeth on her mouth, she was toothless, then she said something with her hands still strenght to me as if she want me to give her something.
"please help us, ugbomiga river"
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Then i woke up sweating like someone that ran 1000 metre race.
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