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[b]Chapter Five

Me: eyaa i nor know oh sorry you here abeg come tomorow make i give
you another one as you can see, i just close my door.
Girl: which kind thing be this, abeg take your condom and give me my money joor.
Me: which money?
Girl: my 50 naira for the condom na.
Me: i didnt take the money i told the boy to return it.
Girl: seriously, so the boy ran with my money, and why would you
return the money by the way?
Me: because is not everyday i see pretty girl like you in this
community, so just take it as a compliment.
Girl: hmmm anyway give me my condom (see as she just talk am, wetin
she nor first fit talk before.
Me: hahahaha am close already come tomorrow please.
Girl: i cant, i need it this night.
Me: i cant open again.
Girl: please.
Me: hmmm or maybe we can strike a deal.
Girl: okay tell me,.
Me: well if you give me your contact, maybe i will reconsider.
Girl: okay bring the condom first.
Me: no your contact first.
Girl: okay, cherrymay222@gmail.com.
Me: what i meant your number.
Girl: no you said contacts, and thats my contact, a deal is a deal.
I was kinda angry and yes a deal is a deal, so i put hand inside my
bag and brought out a real condom,.
Girl: so you have it all this while.
I just vex give the girl the condom and enter road they go, she stood
akimbo looking at me, then she shouted " cherrymay is my name"
i look back and smile and wave her bye, i wonder what type of name is
that, cherrymay, abi na cherry wey them dey eat perhaps cherrybrown
. Shud tel us d meaning,
I beging waka go my place for inside night wey everywhere dey quiet,
well thanks to God there is full moon, i reach the dangerous bridge,
the brigde dey so narrow thus two big lorry cannot go through at same
time and everywhere dey bushing, i walk fast when i get to the bridge,
i was tempted to look down again but i was kindof afraid to do so, but
i heard a splash of water, i stop and move to the edge of the bridge,
i look down as if i dey find something wey fall, i didnt see anything
inside the river only the reflection of the moon wey dey up, inside the river through the reflection something start coming out, the thing
look like hairs, yellow hair, i wanted to run but i must see whats that
thing, i continue looking, the thing started rising through the
reflection of the moon inside the river, i lookup and saw nothing in
the moon, i look down again the thing don rise just like hairs yellow
like the sun, then i saw the body a yellow beautiful woman, facing the
other side of the River backing me, she wear cowries on her neck,
then as if something told her sombody is looking at her she turn and
face me i saw the glowing eyes like a star then i ran.
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[b]Chapter Four

I check time 6:30pm, oboy time don go oh, i ran home and took my
small bag and hed
straight to store, i followed new road, on my way i
saw the hospital
where my mum work by my left, and my right i saw
the great ogboni man
house far far the old road, i reach the junction where
our market that
has been close for a decade now is, they close it
because of the witches
disturbing the market, though they said they will
open it this year
after all pastors for that community don fast and
pray for 3 days
and when all the women in that community will
walk naked in the night
around the community, swearing and coursing all
the witches disturbing
the market to die, i cant wait to see that day
because i must surely
comeout that night even though they say nobody
will comeout that
night.
I pass the market and walk for three minutes, then i
saw it, the
dangerous bridge, i look down and saw some
people bathing under, i
wanted to go and join them but i later kick against
it am late already
and my mum will be waiting for me, so i continue
my walk till i reach
Evbiamen where my mummy store is, the village
self na ontop hill e
dey, i walk to the center of the community where
my mum’s shop is
located,.
Me: good evening ma, i said as i walk straight inside the shop
(she sitdown for front
discussing with our neighbour, my mumy sabi talk
well well.
Mum: welcome, how school?
Me: fine ma, how market.
Mum: fine.
I go inside the store and sat down pressing my
phone as usual, my
mum came inside and told me she's going to
service this evening that
she has to leave early, she took her bag and sat
outside waiting for
bus, i was chatting on 2go and selling drugs at
same time, after like
ten minutes my mum left and i was alone, out of
the people that came
to buy drugs, na only one girl catch my attention,
she just walk in
lacadestically and shouted.
“hello na who dey sell i wan buy something”.
Me: wetin you wan buy?, i turn and saw her, shes
a bit okay but not
that perfect.
Girl: na you dey here?
Me: yes na, anything.
Girl: oooohh, were your mummy go na?
Me: she go church, tell me wetin you want i go sell
am for you.
Girl: i nor fit tell you, na girls thing.
Me: like?
Girl: forget, when is she coming back?
Me: tommorrow.
Girl: na wa oh, anyway i don go, you don finish
school abi?
Me: yes na how you know.( i don finish but i never
write waec)
Girl: na who nor know miss last born wey get hair
for body like rabbit.
Me: hmmm since you know me well, me fit know
you?
Girl: no need, bye bye.
She turn and left showing me her back ass, she try
small sha, after
like ten minutes later, one small boy come say im
wan buy cd.
I look at the boy and ask.
Me: na you wan use am?
Boy: no oh na one aunt send me, i nor even know
wetin e be.
Me: hmmm the aunt yellow?
Boy: yes, she yellow and tall small.
Lol yeye girl, na condom you nor fit talk for my
presence abi?, i gave
the condom to the boy and tell him to return the
money to the girl and
tell her i dash her because she look pretty.
The boy dash out like antelope, i stay store till 9pm
when time don
reach for me to dey go house, i arrange things and
count my money only
eight-k-five for evening sales only, chai market no
just dey today wey e be say i dey make like thirteen thousand naira
before, waiting come
happen today na abi wether no cool at all, i pray
make rain fall
tommorrow oh, so that cold go dey make people
rush come buy
paracetamol (imagine praying for people to fall sick so
that they will buy
medicine, imagine wetin coffin seller go come dey
pray for).
I took the money and my bag, i switch off the light and
close my door.
Girl: wait wait wait abeg.
Me: oh you again, i know you will return, i said as i
shine my teeth.
Girl: so you purposely give the boy condom wey
don expire?
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[b]Chapter Three
I dont know him, anytime i pass that upstair i will just greet him and he will reply my and add sir, talking about age he is miles ahead of me, he may be 28 or even 30 i dont rily knw y he always add sir.
I look at the case again, the key look like a silver bronze, i hide the case under my beg while i went out, i went to the front of the
upstair, i saw the carpenter with two other guys, i know them but i
dont talk to them as if we are friend, one is called chris, hes father
is one of the strongest man in that village, the meaning of his
father's name is (them no they shake me) rumous had it that hes the
strongest ogboni man in the whole of emai, he have many wives and many
children and he live downtown of the community close to the junction
between old road and new road, the other person with them is called ben,
he's from a poor background (later one of the richest in that
community) he stay center of the community in old road close to my
church anglican.
I wanted to go and meet the carpenter but when i saw the other guys, i
just pass them and greet them, they were looking at me probably saying
something that concern me, i pass them and walk to one street, i enter
the street and burst out in new road, i cross the road to go and visit
my friend called, vareeth, hes from a rich background, hes father work
in an oil company and he has two cars with two wives, one in warri and
the other in ogute here, rumous had it that the one in warri is a
witch that she confess sometime ago (shes still a witch), they have
three buildings with big borehole in the center of the houses and also
a big compound, i enter inside the first house and come out inside the compound, i saw his mom doing akpu.
Me: good evening ma.
Vareeth mum: good evening oziegbe how you dey?
Me: fine ma, vareeth dey house.
Vareeth mum: yes im dey im room.
Me: okay ma.
I turn left to the second house, i enter and knock, nobody answer so i open the door, there i saw him in bed sleeping with a woman while music they scatter for speaker, i open the freezer and took cold (almost block) water, i pour the water on his body, come see how him jump getup naked, the shout shock the girl as she stand up as she see say i dey view them like video camera she took quickly took blanket
and use to cover her body.
Julieta: Oz na why you come just enter without knock na?
Me: you dey craze me wey don knock tire wey una no gree open.
Vareeth: na since when you dey here, he said as he stoodup naked with his cobra dangling along with him, he went to his drawer and took a shot while he lower the music.
Me: i just enter now.
Vareeth: ha na you come pour me water abi?
Me: next time na hot water i go pour.
Ju: oz go outside na make i wear my clothes.
Me: you dey craze, na wetin you get wey i never see before, or you don forget say na me open....
Ju: e don do, i go stay like this till you commot.
Me: then you go commot tommorow be that.
Vareeth: na wetin even carry you come self.
Me: guy i need that my film.
Vareeth: that blue film.
Me: yes na, abi you carrry another one join?
Vareeth: the film dey inside dvd oh.
Me: so na im una dey watch before una start the wrestling.
Ju: im peenis no gree wakeup na im make us put the film.
Me: eyaa, i don tell am make im no dey lick sugar well well again, im nor dey here.
Vareeth: i don stop sugar na.
Ju: maybe na marstubate im dey marstubate.
Va: yes na with your unclad picture.
Me: hahahaha, wetin dey her body wey you go fit use marstubate, she no get yash, she no get boobs, she just dey dry plantain.
Julieta stood up angrily and took the cold water from ontop fridge to pour on my body, i ran to the door, open it and ran out, telling
vareeth till tommorow.
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INTRODUCTION.
Am a native of Owan West local government area in Edo state, my dad is a retired civil servant while my mum is a nurse, she work in Owan East
local government thus growing up with her makes me know every area in Owan East because they always transfer her from one community to
another, but my dad live in Owan West, this event took place in Ogute emai, Afuze is the headquarter of owan east local government, owan east have
many villages i cant really name all, though i still remember some like Afuze, Uanhumi, Eteye, Okpa, Ogute, Ojavun, Okpohumi,
evbiamen e.t.c (please remember those names because i go drive una go there) the bolded is where i grew up while the last is where my mum chemist store is located, they are not that
far from each other though you have to walk from ogute for at least 10minutes and cross the dangerous bridge before you get to evbiamen where my mummy store is.

when i was born my mum told me that i was very hairy like lion because of the hairs on my body, thus they call me Ozeto in school meaning
(hairing person).

This story start when i was 18 years old, during my SSCE exam, follow me as i take you on a ride, i will update twice a day (long update),
no pressure please (i believe nobody thrive under pressure thank you).

And yes i am Akhigbe Oziegbe the author and finisher of
Adanna the mysterious aba girl
https://www.nairaland.com/2837885/adanna-mysterious-aba-girl
And
Brouhaha in the house of God
https://www.nairaland.com/2865458/brouhaha-house-god
EVENT HAPPEN IN REAL LIFE

[b]Chapter One
Me and Austin my friend coming back from school in a hot afternoon, me dey think how I go take sama garri when I reach house while Austine dey talk about kiss of the dragon film wey im go watch when he reach house how jet li take use needle kill boaz, I live in ogute while Austin live in eteye we go to school together our school dey uanhumi, from my house to Austine house na ten minutes walk while from austine house to school na like 45 minutes waka, so imagine the distance.
We dey road jejeje dey waka dey go house after a boring day in school, after five minutes of walking and discussing something happen, one small boy was trying to cross the road then out of nowhere a fine peugeot car came out and pump the boy up like champagne bottle, the car almost smash one building for im front after e don jam the boy finish but the driver reverse the motor go enter one corner for inside bush and land in a gutter almost resulting to a summersault, austine run to
meet the boy while me i run follow the motor, as i near i saw two guys on suit they look like lawyers with their dressing, they are bleeding badly on their head i try to help them by opening the door, but the door no want open so i took one big stick from ground and break the glass of the door i put one hand inside and open the door, the two wey stay like person wey don die for front sit begin shake head as i open the door, i hold his hand wanted to drag the first person out of car then my eye saw something, i saw a brief case small one at the back seat of the car, i look at the case e be like say na money go dey inside oh, i look main road people don gather for where the car hit the small boy, augustine dey center kneel down for the road blowing air inside the boy, none of them even say make them come help me rescue those guys, i took the case from the back sit (make i run go hide am before i come back come help those people) as i say make i carry the briefcase commot one of the injured guy inside the car grab my hand, (i think say im faint, u hit small boy you nor think of that one na briefcase you de think about, thunder fire your head) i took the stick i used to break the glass and use it to hit him on his injured head he fell back on the seat i took the briefcase and dissappear like wind.



Chapter Two
Me: guy how far na, the boy survive? I ask austine after he met me from where i was waiting for him
Austine: na only God go save that boy oh.
Me: them don carry am go hospital abi?
Austine: yes one good samaritan carry am go hospital after i don try revive am with no success, by the way na where you enter?
Me: i be go rescue the guys wey dey drive the motor na
Austine: so wetin happen i hope them nor injure.
Me: injure for where, them escape, i reach there i nor see any of them again.
Austine: na wa oh, people dey heartless oh, how them go just hit small boy like that and escape, and the boy just return from school im go buy groundnut wey im go take drink garri na im them go hit am so, god no ever forgive them in jesus name.
Me: how you know say na groundnut im go buy and na garri im want drink.
Austine: the sister na im talk am oh, and the groundnut even scatter for ground self.
Me: eyaa i pray he survive it oh.
Austine: Amen oh, wetin make you bag come get belle like this?
Me: na mango wey i plug for here just now wey i dey wait for you.
Austine: me go eat oh.
Me: make we reach house first.

me and Austin continue our waka like johnny walker wen we get to Austine house he escort me for two minutes before he decided to go back, after some time i got home, we live in a building with three room, parlour, kitchen and other minor things like bathroom, we have a garden also, we can follow our garden inside our house, the garden is close to main road, in our community we have two road, the old and the new, our house dey close to the new road while my church dey the old road, and yes i forget to tell una am a choirister also, we newly come this house i dont like it much because its too expose, many houses dey close to our own and yes one big upstair probably the biggest and most beautiful house then in ogute stand still in front of our house, na there the landlady and her children they stay, in our left you will see the new road, in our front you see big upstair while in our right you see another building, where the carpenter dey stay, though i dont know him, but i believe they call him ogijio from anyangba.
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