₦airaland Forum

starbuck:
Whosoever that did this to una, may the person never know peace. Amen

AMEEEEN!!!!!!!!!

phintohlar:
Interesting

Enchante mademoiselle

nikkypearl:
Jesus is life!!!!!!

Hahahahaahahahahaha...fine woman

Shugavee:
went through my threads n saw I didn’t reply ur comment,, tell me what Khafi did ,, cause she won a car ? Immediately after she won her car everybody started hating on her including their ringleader mercy , mercy fans disgust me , justifying all the rubbish she does but judges everybody else ,,, as for Tasha , Tasha got her issues but why call ur fellow woman smelling on national Tv? That’s bullshit .

Oh my God!!...hw long has this been?...2 years??...anyways hw u doing...compliments of the season honey

Mrshape:
it is one thing to make an error and another to identify and correct it.
If anyone can identify and correct errors in English, I don't think he is bad in English.
Besides Let my grammar alone, I am not an English.

Easy bruh...didn‘t mean it as an insult or jibe

Probably d reason your grammatical structuring is fukked up

Cut the bitch/nigga off...its dat easy

funmisticqueen:
they deserve each other

Maybe we do...but from the pic on ur profile, you sure as hell dont deserve any guy

xendra:
hahahahhaha oh lawd! which foreign ladies? I like how you give yourselves hope sha.

and I like how they can make you lick their feet, that's something a Nigerianwoman wouldn't do so we are proud of them.

Of course not...u‘d rather let an Arabian shit in ur fukking mouth...#senseless biatch

xendra:
then why are you on my mention keep crying, while you wait for a tired spinster that will manage you.

You obviously want to engage me in a banter...which i must say is quite typical of the average Nigerian girl...#senseless

xendra:
over 80% of NL guys (which also means Nigerian guys) are like that, some worse.

this nigga is just bold in his arrogance. I fear how senseless he would be in real life. only a tired and frustrated spinster will manage his type for a husband.

Trust me honey, no one gives a piss what u think...i‘d rather be arrogant than senseless like 80% of NL ladies(nigerian girls)

Fret not...u‘ll find loads of them on this forum...no run oo

UnitedNigeriaUN:
Shorop...
We'll be back next season...

Barca fc

But he didn‘t stop there...kept sending me cash n airtym while requesting dat i paid him anoda visit but i kept posting him till he gave me d name “Pablo 419“...so one day he met on one street n stopped me,this was our convo
Him: Pablo 419
Me: oga gud evening oo
Him: Pablo i wan ask u smtn
Me: go ahead
Him: pesin wey don dy toast girl for 4 yrs neva try?
Me: i no understand
Him: y u dy whyn me like dis na
Me: ok oga wetin u want?
Him: when u dy travel bk?
Me: dis saturday
Him: come shop for friday come pick 10 shirts n 10 jeans plus 20k pocket money
Me: (excited) no wahala na
Him: but from my shop we go go lodge for “hotel de la paix“ (a hotel in my area) spend d weekend then u go travel for monday...
First voice i heard in my head was “ha!!...oboy u go pay for every shirt,jacket,airtym and money wey i don collect...come pay for the “10 shirts and 10 jeans“ wey im wan give me then come pay for d ones wey i go still collect in d future...all in 3 days...“
So i planned on setting him up bt didn‘t follow thru with d plan cos i wasn‘t dat kinda pesin

So i had this one who disturbed me for years n still does actually,and funny enuf he‘s a pastor who also deals on men clothing and all that stuff...so he called me one day over to his place and i didnt even know he was gay at dat tym...he claimed he had some clothes he wanted to give me for free so i went to pick em up...got to his apartment and it was all Behind and sparkly,made meself comfy,he offered a drink bt i declined so he gave me his phone to help him fix a prob n while i was at it he went to get the clothes,brought out some shirts,jean jacks n three jean trousers...took the shirts and jacks but while i was bou to pick d trousers he stopped me insisting dat i tried them on first so i hooked d waist line of the trousers round my neck and told him it was a perfect fit but he refused telling me to off my shorts n try them...that was wen it hit me dat i was in some deep shit..afta all d hassle i told him dat i didnt need d trousers anymore that the tops were just fine...so as i was bou leaving he hugged me from behind telling me how much he liked me and hw he was going to change my life if i wud just play along...at dat moment it‘d already dawned on me so in a bid to avoid drama i just said “no wahala we go talk for phone“...i went to d door to exit his place but it was locked wen i turned around to tell to come open it ah was shocked n literally petrified at what i saw...nigggas dick was sticking out of his jersey shorts n it was long n hard af dat it almost tore his shorts open...almost broke my nose while running out of his house...

Well he sure has the same head form but that‘s just about it...nothing else

chiroyale:
Happy birthday to me

Happy birthday cutie

Allen102:
Light skinned girl any time and day.

Dark skinned girls are ugly, that's why they bleach their skin to look like light skinned girls. Duh.

This one probably went to use the toilet when God shared sense...how will u get sense now ehn?...ehyaaaa!!!

greatreality:
my dear learn to compliment others if not much but atleast a little bit, is very necessary. weldon my corper shaw

Compliment what exactly

All i see here is what Tiwa Savage would look like by 2021

By “massive sanitation“ you mean “holding your phone on one hand and picking or uprooting air with the other one?“...these ones are just posing for the fukking camera

Hallelujah

All i could deduct from all this is dat “DON JAZZY IS YOUNGER THAN TIWA SAVAGE“!!!...now would u look at dat

Imo was the worst run state in the federation??... Abia state must be in Ghana then

Birdeyeview:
one of the dumbest thing to say this sunday morning

i swear

I dnt know what u plan on doing bt it‘d sound n feel worse if he got to learn bou it from his friend n not you...with that said,i still strongly believe this whole story is a plot from a Nigerian movie n u just tweaked it a bit and changed a few happenings

sweetonugbu:
Where, because I am looking for a friend's girlfriend.

So na una dy spoil all these 16, 17 yr olds abi?