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igbsam: Here we go again....

were are are u goin

igbsam: Here we go again....

where are are u going

igbsam: Here we go again....

were are are u goin

igbsam: Here we go again....

were are are u goin

carefreewannabe: I think 16 is ok.

are u sixteen.

carefreewannabe: I think 16 is ok.

are u sixteen.

firstEVA: Why the emphasis on AFRICAN? aren't parents parents?

y a right of african parent ain't bold to talk to thier children about love or sex

Kindly share.

farano: Stop spewing trash and stop reasoning with your good for nothing biro.

haba biro ni.dat biro fit big pass d whole of ur arm oo.

farano: Stop spewing trash and stop reasoning with your good for nothing biro.

haba biro ni.dat biro fit big pass d whole of ur arm oo.

for some guys am sure wat they feel for her will vanish at dat point.i trust naija guyz.

Mostly in comedies we see pple lik john okafor,victor osuagu nd al d liks becomng ngry wen dey sleep into food nd awake into hunger.

Most people spend thier entire fotune preparing for the day of marriage forgeting that it is only a oneday thing ,but the real thing comes after th@ one day.

BoiledCorn: is not u falt

is my own fault abi.mtcheew pls nairaland isnt a dumping ground.oo hope u knw

Mskrisx: Experience, patience and a good heart.

Actually experience is the container for one of those *patience* but a good heart isn't easy to find.

Does age really matter in marriage or maturity which comes mostly by experience.
Over the time i have come to know that age doesn't matter again in marriage, what majorlly qualifies for marriage is experience in the things of life.so what qualifies ; age or experience.?

Themaingate: 1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.

2. Guys hate flirts.

3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.

4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.

5. "Are you doing something?" or "Have you eaten already?" are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.

6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

7. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.

8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.

10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.

11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.

12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can't. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking!

13. Guys cry!!!

14. Don't provoke(irritate) the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.

15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.

16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.

17. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.

18. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind!" would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.

19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.

20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

21. When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" or makes any excuses when you're asking him to do you a favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like you and he can't lay down the card for you.

22. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow."

23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.

24. Guys hate gays!

25. Guys love their moms.

26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.

27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.

28 You can never understand him unless you listen to him.

29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.

30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.

31. Like Eve, girls are guys' weaknesses.

32. Guys are very open about themselves.

33. It's good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don't let him wait that long.

34. No guy is bad when he is courting

35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.

36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much pretty.

37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

38. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.

41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.

42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.

43. Guys virtually brag about anything.

44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.

45. Guys think too much.

46. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.

47. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight does!

48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!!

49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.

50. It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they've been together for 3 years or more.

51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting involved with that guy.

52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be matured and grow up.

53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.

54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.

55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.

56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous.

57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.

58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying,"Please come and listen to me"

59. Guys don't really have final decisions.

60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.

61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.

62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.

63. Guys believe that there's no such thing as love at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.

64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.

65. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.

66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never bsure unless the girl tells him.

67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.

68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake.

69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!

70. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

71. A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.

72. Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.

73. Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you'll be surprised.

74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than attracting guys.

75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.

76. Guys don't comprehend the statement "Get lost" too well.

77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still love them more.

78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.

79. Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.

80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them,they'll realize they're wrong.

81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He's just too stubborn to deal with it.

82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.

83. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.

84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.

85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.

86. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed of you or he's criticizing you.

87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance,give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another chance,ignore him.

88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.

89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at u and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you're with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your boyfriend does.

90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in front of you!

92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.

93. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.

94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.

95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.

96. Girls are allowed to touch boys' things. Not their hair!

97. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.

98. Guys hate girls who overreact.

99. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

ya most of them are true. i hav experience some.

DWJOBScom: God will deliver Nigeria and rid it's territory and border, enemies of this great nations.

My knees and that of my friends will not stop praying for nigeria and asking God to protect those young solders

keep on man.prayer is d only way out.pity pple who say nigeria leave evrytin to prayer.we wil continue to PUSH.(p)pray (u)until (s)something (h) happens.
but my guy kneel no dey pray.oo.na only mouth dey do am.fah

alaladakosta: Ok, we hear. Abeg with match dey tomorrow for epl Jare?

see girl wey like football i wish i fit lik am like u.

borga112: Cameroon is the giant of Africa.

why are some pple bent on f**ling demselves.dat chad helped mali in dier war does it make dem "GIANT OF AFRICA".wat i tink is dat bokos are trying to take more lands so wen d military offensive takes effect(if not already ongoin) dey will b more co ordinated.nd over stretch d military.
a giant is not one dat wins a brief war but is one dat bounces back after defeat to win once nd for all.dis is our militaries lowest level but bravry comes wen all seems to fail but one decision turned the tide.i salut.

DebohBaron: The Cameroonian soldiers should train Nigerian soldiers or better still, a Cameroon top commander should come over and be in charge of ours!!!

Out top commanders are top of jokes!!

what is dis one saying.pakistan has one of the best military in d world yet taliban is making rubbish of d pple.boko is against nigeria not cameroon i bet u if dey face cameroon haba is only france dat can help dem.

pls am having serious problems usin my tec m3.
1:some files get corrupt each time i download new files so ders realy no new app on my fone
wat can i do
2:i got root checker but my google play store isnt able to download anyting each time i click on download it writes "FILE ERROR..."so wat i do.am realy geting tired of this tec m3.

i am having some chanllenges wit my phone..
IF I DOWNLOAD an app some apps on my phone gets currupt saying APP HAS STOP WORKING.
pls wats d way out

nuelski10: quardianc¿?

lol.sorry typographical error.
PLS.i hav install framaroot i hav rebooted my phone.WHAT NEXT.

justicesky24: use framaroot

pls need some quardianc

nuelski10: which phone

tecno m3

pls how can i root my phone.pls i need answer(s)

PLSSS.PLEASE.pqrdon my ignorance..how can i gi about the rooting of my phone

pls is it true dat dier prime minsters wife was never rescued.?

Allohrandy: are you talking about the Nigeria army that cant defeat ragtag boko haram for over 5 years? The Nigerian army used to be the strongest in Africa during the military period of ruling. I don't think our current army can protect Nigeria from a conventional army because of bad leadership and corruption.

guy try nd knw d difference btw conventional nd nonconventional warfare..if nigeria army wer to invade cameroon dont b suprise to see us reach yaonde.d virus in d current NA is worse dan ebola.

Gayigaskia: some guys like still drinking GEJ cool aid reason why you keep blaming others for Nigerian army failures. Can you imagine that Niger and Chad already chased away BokoHaram and daft like you still blaming porous borders. So how come the Nigerian soldiers didn't flee to Nider and Chad? if the borders were so porous because it seems now it wasn't Bokoharam that is taking advantage of the open borders

u also tell me,was it in lake chad region dey (nigeria army nd haramites) fought

priscaoge: Brainwashing @ it's peak . All this silly act is because they were told that many virgins are waiting for them abi? All these suicide bombers are nothing but a waste of Spermatozoa . Thank God he was caught . His punishment should be doubled!

hmm you sef waiting u want?only u mentio virgin nd sperm.hmm.kudos to npf but all if u shuld knw dat JEHOVAH RULES IN THE AFFAIRS IF MEN.

ok.i understand wat u wrote but i dont knw wat to write

Eyop: Well anything i do for my darling comes from the heart and no need for long talk . If am home before her,i will prepare the food and she will only do the eating when she arrives. na our mama dem be and they deserve the love & care

hmmmmm..all na talk no action .it all depends on ur job, is it wen work has got u tired up dat u hav d strenght to do all dat.any guy wey marry doz kind girls lik priscaoge go dey vex anyhow.lol

Eyop: Guy you dey very funny ooo . 1st of all,you don't know whether am the guy or not. 2ndly,if her guy take because of this one vex for her,priscaoge doesn't need to open thread for nairaland,Eyop will gladly welcome her home .

aah.toh case closed since u ar her guy.but i beliv u can do more dan cuk.mayb help her in lundry.men!! walai if u do dat i bet u ur face go swell up for d kind kiss wey she go giv u.u knw say naija no dey kiss na suck dem dey suck.lol.but helping a wife in sometins sparks a great nd romantic marriage.