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You are fighting corruption n its in ur administration that the rate of yahoo yahoo increased

So who has groundnut oil I want to fry bread

cc: lalasticalala
Plz the promise land

abels:
Guy if u nor b worwor boy dat means u r among guys dat bug women too much and such guys irritate ladies so they wil do evrytin to chase u out.. After d first day toasting bone dem for som time, even if u have their number, do as if u regret even toosing dem. U ll c they will start flashing u, dont call immediately.. The day u ll eventually call warn her never to flash u again nd cut d call guy d grl go de kolo for u.. On ur first dat wit her dont praise her too much, tell her tins like, "for beauty i score u 60/100",tell her" ur make up is too harsh nd it does nt fit ur face", just let her knw u r in charge, guy d babe go de tink of u de wet.. All tis tins if u knw hw to play ur game u ll get any grl of ur dreams

Very useless post

Crash like say na plane e dey b4...@beg just gerrarahia

Funkybabee:
hmmmmmmm this post makes me to remember one guy I meet on badoo after chatting with me on WhatsApp and I couldn't meet him cuz my heart tell me not mehn. !!!!! that is how I heard what I never hear in my life......can't post it thou becuz of some reason he even threaten with my life!!!!!

Which kind mumu English u dey speak set..now I have headache

jjjjj2017:
I don't like Jim Iyke

I don't think he cares

And the HEADIES award goes to the skull miners ...AFONJA

Shortyy:
I can bet on my left boob that all the people that commented above didn't read the post.

Do u have bress...abegi swerve

We should fry beans?

Let him who has d sperm donate

So

driy65:
Na dem na..Our brodas 4rm de tiger claw republic
NCAN-Senate committee on AFONJA detribamarkalisation....reporting from Orhuwhorun Senatorial district

Observing from Enerhen senatorial disttict

Davido, Techno then Wizkid

CokersClub:
Amagite. To remove him name nah small thing for me nah. Check it out after I don do my work on am.

una dey vex ooooo

BORNTOSUCKPUSSY:
Hmm make i come pack formats

I was thinking that was d ops plan...just to collect format..even d post na scam 2009 indeed

corpershun:
You can't even spell; keep relying on the internet for all the info your fish brain has.
Adekunle Gold and Olamide are still friends meanwhile no one talks about your poverty stricken self. FYI Adekunle said it himself during his interview with honeypot yesterday.

I won't justify your insult because I can see that even the small brain label I gave you isn't true. You weren't created with a Brain.
PovertyStrickenWannaBe

flawless victory ..u just killed d niqqa

klassykute:
can someone see d idiot im seeing?

u mean this fool
.it runs in his family joor ignore him sir

PapiSmith:
Everytime I see a great-grandmother, they are always squeezing their face. Why?

they are tired and want to go but nature says no..one more grand pikin to see

Afrok:
Congratulations to her... I hope and pray the engagement won't crash like others.
it's easier for celebrities engagement/marriage to crash these days than for an aeroplane to crash due to engine failure.

she is not a celebrity oga

Sezua:
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now DAT u have booked it did it increase ur bank account?

NLProblemChild:
thinking of what to fry.

try corn

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TheLogicalMind:
MUSLIM GAY RIGHTS ACTIVIST MAAJID NAWAZ SAID ISLAM IS MORE TOLERANT OF HOMOSEXUALITY THAN OTHER RELIGIONS. ACCORDING TO MAAJID:

Traditionally, Islam was open to exploring beauty and sexuality, especially when Islamic culture flourished and Europe was in what were known as the Dark Ages.

The Prophet Muhammad taught that “God is Beautiful, and loves Beauty.” The 11th century Andalusian scholar Ibn Hazm wrote “The Ring of the Dove,” a treatise on the different stages of love, including some rather explicit real-life homosexual stories.


It is true that many early Muslim scholars condemned homosexuality, and cited scripture to justify their position. But the themes of love and sexuality have been debated and discussed by Muslim theologians and artists for centuries.

The word “homosexuality” is not even used in the Quran. In fact, it did not exist in the Arabic language. The modern Muslim conclusion that homosexuality is “unnatural” is therefore not based on anything in Islamic scripture.


The Quranic story of the prophet Lot is often invoked by religious-conservative Muslims to denounce homosexuals. This is a mythical story which was borrowed from Jewish and Christian scriptures. It is not even remotely Islamic in origin. But even here, there has been debate. A renowned traditional authority on the Quran, al-Kisa’i al-Kufi, took the view that the story of Lot referred to heterosexual men who raped other men, and not homosexual men.

The chapter of al-Nur (Quran 24:31) specifically recognises “men who are not in need of women.” As the context of the passage shows, these are men who are not attracted to women. They may have been gay or asexual. By definition, they were not heterosexual men. They are also not judged or condemned anywhere in the Quran. The Prophet’s own example shows that he accepted men living around him who were called “Mukhannath,” seen to be “acting like women.”

IF MAAJID NAWAZ IS RIGHT, WHY ARE MUSLIMS SO HYPOCRITICAL ABOUT HOMOSEXUALITY?

Everybody for Koran na prophet. prophet Adam,prophet lot, prophet Abraham, prophet Isaac, prophet pharoah na wa ooo

Lilymax:
Haba
If I sleep there, will I wake up in he
aven??

No but u will have orgasm

Lolaabokoku:
I don't have to sell bread

u have to sell something, bread=olajumoke, Tomaioes=efe, plantain= timaya,...u just have to sell something

Lolaabokoku:
Baba God answer my call as well

do u sell bread?

fernandoc:
Warri people dem sabi worwor o.

kwayet ur mouth there u fine well well naim dem nor use u for face of Nigeria ..Ekpa

youngbelieve:
sometimes when a lady says no, it means she's jus not interested. this jus reminded me of last month wen two guys walked up to me, de first guy was interested in me while de second was there to help him out (lol as a helper dat he is na) so dis guy asked me for ma number and I told him plain dah I won't give him! then his frnd jus carried de mata for head and started begging b4 I knew we all started gisting lyk we knew each other somewhere ( de guys were funny sha nd cute ) so after de whole gisting he requested for my number and I declined again den his frnd jus vex start to waka go and am lyk ahah!! de pesin wey need de number no vex na u!! c'mon gerrarahia jhor!! out of pity I wanted giving de oda guy my number den he made a very stupid statement dat provoked me, he said no girl had ever turned him down dah I was de first. immediately I heard dat statement I was lyk wtf!! I didn't even say anything I jus left him there and went away.

comprehension passage its not like u are fine oooo

TB Joshua Ghanian, AJ Ghanian too...abeg come carry all d Joshua. comot from our country

If na warri the beggar go call am back tell am say d money nor reach base on say chairman go collect deve from inside..so drop better thing or SLAP

Nicho118:
He may be right because Senegal are actually the owners of jollof rice

Lia Muhammed's nephew just concurred