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Romance / Re: Why Do Most Nairaland Ladies Avoid Physical Dates With Nairaland Guys? by Padiga: 9:58pm On Jun 05, 2017
Op, you have to broaden your horizon.


Make it ladies on social media.
Crime / Re: 4 Robbers Arrested While Attempting To Strangle Victim Over N60k (pic) by Padiga: 9:42pm On Jun 05, 2017
AFONJA BROTHERS.



Cone headed, tiger claw faced, hydraulic soup drinking, , never do - well descendants of a fallen Oduduwa

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Celebrities / Re: Lord Triggs Arrested Over Unpaid Hotel Bills (Photos) by Padiga: 9:39pm On Jun 05, 2017
Googleus:



The lie and propaganda was the handiwork of Children of Hatred and Perdition, descendants of Cain, Cousins of Benjamin Netayanhu, devious Judaic Osus, Ugandan Deveopers, worshippers of Shukuemeka Druggie Abiama, Sowers of seed of discord and ipod followers of the Supreme Lunatic Scammer Leader Nama Kunnu aka Merlin of "Come-Fraud
Y are you plagiarizing what somebody wrote?




You cannot even use your head to compose common English and type?


Super1Star:
Thank you Mr Acting President.

The lie and propaganda was the handiwork of Children of Hatred and Perdition, descendants of Cain, Cousins of Benjamin Netayanhu, devious Judaic Osus, Ugandan Deveopers, worshippers of Shukuemeka Druggie Abiama, Sowers of seed of discord and ipod followers of the Supreme Lunatic Scammer Leader Nama Kunnu aka Merlin of "Come-Fraud"
Travel / Re: South African Wants To Live And Work In Lagos, Nigeria by Padiga: 7:21pm On Jun 05, 2017
Pls can I replace you in South Africa when you come to Nigeria?

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Romance / Re: Lady Narrates How She Saved Her Boss Who Was Having S*x Wih BF From Being Caught by Padiga: 7:18pm On Jun 05, 2017
Let me just kukuma go and cook my story for Twitter.



It seems Twitter is replacing 'tales by moonlight'

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Romance / Re: Immediately She Opened Her Legs For Me (photos) by Padiga: 7:08pm On Jun 05, 2017
tosyne2much:
Even if I want to ass-lick a lady, you aren't just worth it. I ass-lick ladies that are tantamount to something. Or is that not you on your DP? cheesy

You can say all you like about Nairaland guys but I don't blame you. I blame MTN for awarding you 10mb to surf the net and spew nonsense cheesy
O gba mi oo!!

Romance / Re: Am I A Beautiful Woman?my Husband Dont Think So..ur Views.?.pic Attached by Padiga: 5:30pm On Jun 05, 2017
GinaMartins:



Nigga m too tired to entertain bored crazy people. Had a long day at work. So if u wana keep bucking like a toothless dog suit yo crazy self. Really dont hav energy for yo stupidity today. Gosh i need to prepare fot tomorrow. Peace out
Now that was a good butt lashing.


Next time learn some simple things of life.



*kisses*
Romance / Re: 7 Secrets That NO Woman Should Ever Reveal To Her Husband by Padiga: 5:28pm On Jun 05, 2017
pocohantas:

Speak for yourself alone.
Y not speak for your boyfriend alone, how many men have you experienced?
Romance / Re: Am I A Beautiful Woman?my Husband Dont Think So..ur Views.?.pic Attached by Padiga: 7:35am On Jun 05, 2017
GinaMartins:



Hahaha nigga u de one who started by focusin on my mentiond first. Coz i ddnt even know dat shits like u existed. So who really needs to stay awAy from de other here?


Oops. Y wud u vomit bcoz of yoself? HHahaha niga u crazy
An fugly lady would always shy away when challenges like this are presented.



Y are you now hating on the beautiful lady in the picture?


Is it because you will never be beautiful as her?


Is it because in your whole fully life, no man has ever talked to you before..


Or because you are depressed by the prospect that you fully face is giving your neighborhood cause for concern?


Like I said, I am not a plastic surgeon, and I am not attracted to fully people, if you don't want to reveal your fully face to the world.


SWERVE
Romance / Re: Am I A Beautiful Woman?my Husband Dont Think So..ur Views.?.pic Attached by Padiga: 8:12pm On Jun 04, 2017
GinaMartins:


Hahaha no wonder u r so offended. De photo of u which u posted says it all. U r damn ugly too boo. Now i understand de root of yo pain. Ooopsy
The photo I posted goes to show you that I have a good stomach.


If I cannot vomit at this


I may not vomit at yours which is worse.


NOW REVEAL TO THE WOULD HOW FUGLY YOU ARE OR STAY OFF MY MENTIONS.


I don't look like a plastic surgeon.
Romance / Re: Am I A Beautiful Woman?my Husband Dont Think So..ur Views.?.pic Attached by Padiga: 7:54pm On Jun 04, 2017
GinaMartins:


Chimpanzee is yo mother
SHOW US YOUR CHIMPAZEE PICTURE BEFORE CALLING SOMEBODY UGLY.



WE WILL TRY NOT TO VOMIT.

Romance / Re: Am I A Beautiful Woman?my Husband Dont Think So..ur Views.?.pic Attached by Padiga: 7:44pm On Jun 04, 2017
GinaMartins:


M waiting fod yos first
you called somebody Ugly.



SHOW US UR CHIMPAZEE PICTURE!!
Celebrities / Re: Ify Okeke's 17th Birthday Photoshoot Got People Confused by Padiga: 2:25pm On Jun 04, 2017
0b100100111:
IPOB`s sabi ugly! with stunted height to complement

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Celebrities / Re: Ify Okeke's 17th Birthday Photoshoot Got People Confused by Padiga: 2:21pm On Jun 04, 2017
Oh God.

Women have damaged this world.

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Romance / Re: Ladies Come And See This Pics . by Padiga: 2:18pm On Jun 04, 2017
When you come to exam hall with correct school uniform, extra sheet of paper, expo etc.



But you did not bring pen. tongue tongue
Romance / Re: Am I A Beautiful Woman?my Husband Dont Think So..ur Views.?.pic Attached by Padiga: 1:58pm On Jun 04, 2017
GinaMartins:
U r ugly. Yo hubby is right. Maybe yo marriage is arranged
where is your picture?


Let us determine whether you deserve to call somebody Ugly.
Romance / Re: The Lies Men Always Tell Fat Ladies by Padiga: 12:19pm On Jun 04, 2017
glowryhaa:
Not really... I don't write any longer
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Celebrities / Re: Mercy Aigbe Steps Out Stylish For A Wedding by Padiga: 11:27am On Jun 04, 2017
Set for picture

Snap!!





That's basically this woman's whole life.

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Family / Re: Woman Dumps Her Husband After He Lost Bank Job by Padiga: 10:18am On Jun 04, 2017
aziaka111:
welcome me guys,am new here
Hu u b?


Vaseline crew or NCAN?

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Romance / Re: See The Nude Maternity Shoot That Has Got People Talking by Padiga: 10:09am On Jun 04, 2017
People going about in the streets, snapping naked.


Pregnant, calling a police officer who's not your husband to join in your nude pics.


A lousy fellow claiming this is the greatest maternity shoot, he has ever seen.


Another lousy fellow trying to use inept analogies to explain/defend the maternity shoot.


Crazy.

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Romance / Re: The Lies Men Always Tell Fat Ladies by Padiga: 8:25am On Jun 04, 2017
glowryhaa:
it rhymes with my name Gloria
hmm you must b a poet.



That was ingenious.
Romance / Re: To Every Nairaland-niggas Will You Marry A Lady Like your Mum??? by Padiga: 5:56am On Jun 04, 2017
My mum is too good.





Maybe it's time to go for a naughty girl.





Or boredom will kill me.

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Romance / Re: The Lies Men Always Tell Fat Ladies by Padiga: 5:48am On Jun 04, 2017
glowryhaa:
nah I really don't grin
Apart from the fact that you have a very familiar ukwu





Y would your moniker be glowryhaa?




Sounds somehow.
Romance / Re: The Lies Men Always Tell Fat Ladies by Padiga: 11:05pm On Jun 03, 2017
The fatter she is...




The fatter my love

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Romance / Re: The Lies Men Always Tell Fat Ladies by Padiga: 11:03pm On Jun 03, 2017
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Politics / Re: Governor Umahi To Receive Zik's Award On Good Governance by Padiga: 8:25pm On Jun 03, 2017
free2ryhme:
which one be Zik award again ooo grin grin grin

another money making scheme by the people from the raising poto poto
it is rising potopoto.


Mtcheeew.



You cannot even insult well.

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Romance / Re: A Nairalander Pre Wedding Photos by Padiga: 6:12pm On Jun 03, 2017
You look like Ahmed Musa in the last pic.



I get sharp eye o.
Politics / Re: Dr. Ismaila Farouk Blasts Osinbajo; Says He’s No Saint by Padiga: 5:17pm On Jun 03, 2017
Kkkkkkk[b][/b][/s][s]going jjjjngggg
Nairaland / General / Re: How Do You Quote Someone In Ur Nl Comment Abeg? by Padiga: 5:11pm On Jun 03, 2017
harakiri:
Open the person's id.Check the person's messages and locate the one you want to respond to.You'll see 3 tabs there. . .the middle one says "quote".Click on that and the rest is tales by moonlight.

Shikena
Politics / Re: Journalist Beaten To Stupor Inside Ebonyi Govt House’ Over Facebook Post (pics) by Padiga: 4:55pm On Jun 03, 2017
Jman06:
Mor0n claiming big on nairaland! We know your type.

It's easy to decipher your level of unintelligence and stupidity by mere reading your posts. Imbeciile!
You don't call somebody an imbe9cile on Nairaland.


I learnt the hard way.


Now enjoy your ban in 3,2,1...
Romance / Re: Is It Possible For A Guy To Date A Lady Four Years Without Sex? by Padiga: 4:30pm On Jun 03, 2017
greggng:
I did it for 2years but I regretted it cos the bagger ended. Up being disvirgined by a more smart man I was emotional listening to all her excuses that if u love me u must wait for me. That she promised her dead father that she wlll marry anyone that got that thing opened. Infact I was a mugu then

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Reacts To Dammy Krane's Arrest, Says "Free Dammy Krane" by Padiga: 2:54pm On Jun 03, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
grin
Nice one..honour amongst thieves.

It feels good to be back after a ban, I felt totally lost and incomplete without Nairaland.
But come on folks; it's better to be addicted to NL than to be addicted to Oshogbo weed.



I dedicate this to you... Yes you that is reading this post.
Please listen to me as I make my repentance speech.

-Never again will I call someone from the West an Afonja, a WASTEner or a citizen of Eweduland, let's love one another.

-Never again will I call them cowards, I have learnt to love and accept our individual peculiarities.

-I denounce my membership of the Vaseline crew.

-I relinquish my position of Supreme Brigadier, Sigma Squad; NCAN South South zone.

-Never again will I see the mods lalästicala and Myñd44 as fantastically mindless for banning me.

-Nairaland is here to promote unity, let us promote and love our diversity.
Long live Nairaland
Long live Nairaland

-This is also an appeal to the môds and supermôds to make me a Mod on the Troll section.


I love this guy.

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