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melody91:
and this is more funnier than the joke

You don't use 'more' and 'funnier' in the same sentence.

Maybe, you can help us with better posts.


Just saying.

Serious scam dey smell.

I don't know.

Smash the goddam phone.

phoenixthefirst:
You mean a friend-zoned man should keep pursuing the girl who has friend-zoned him?

That would get you a few slaps.


Or a pepper-spray depending on your country.

There are said to be unwritten rules about what guys should do and should not do among their circle with regards to the ladies.

The code seriously came into play when we realized that one of us (in our circle of friends) was secretly dating the ex of another one.

When we found out, it was hell the guy was furious that the relationship was going on without his knowledge and his permission should have been asked before the whole shit happened, he even went on to accuse him of causing the breakup of his relationship.

My question is, would be comfortable with the fact that a very close friend is dating your ex?

Should you ask your friend for permission before dating his ex?

If you are not rich... Or handsome. You will constantly find yourself in the friendzone.


My advise, if you see a girl is trying to put you there,do not complicate matters.


Leave


If she doesn't try to get you back, she doesn't really want you.

Henryyy:

Think whatever u want. When they find love they will get married if they want to.What am telling u is yoruba women shit on igbo women in terms of beauty even up till old age. Kiss d truth and move on.Happy sunday

Hahahahaha.


Anyway keep defending your tribe.


If you don't who will?

MrPresident1:


Watc[b][/b][b][/b]h then[[b][/b]my friend, watch the fulfillmen[b][/b]t of promise.

God's pro[i][/i]mise will NEV[b][/b]ER fail

Is God the God of Africa, or God of the whole world?

Or does he have a preference f[b][/b]or Africa? I

MrPresident1:


My brother, it all started here, it will all end here.

Your skepticism is healthy, but the only thing I ask of you is to be watchful and make your amends with God. Do not be like that chief in israel who when he was told that food will become cheap tthe next day, doubted completely amd disdained the prophecy. He saw it, but did not partake of it.

When the LORD turned again the captivity if zion, we were like men that dreamt.

Israel (Triumphant with God, Rulership, Heaven, God) is coming BACK to Africa in a BIG way

Unless, God brings down his headquarters to Africa, I don't see the feasibility of this theory any time soon.


Anyway you can believe what you want.

Henryyy:

Where is the lie?That yoruba women are 200% prettier than igbo women?Or that they refuse to marry igbo men?I know several yoruba girls that refuse to marry non-yoruba dudes.As for the yoruba guys that marry igbo babes theres no big deal in that.Love is no respecter of tribe and it doesnt mean they're prettier.Theres more to love than physical beauty only.
But beauty wise ur women dont come close to fulani women talkless of my yoruba women.

So you are telling me that all these Yoruba old mamas looking for husbands will rather remain single than marry from another tribe?

While FFK and his group go around Igbo land looking for beautiful girls to marry.

MrPresident1:


No my friend, you get the context wrong. ISRAEL means rulership (Triumphant with God), Rulership of the world is coming back to Africa, that is what Netanyahu is codedly saying.

The manner of his talk is- HIDING SECRETS IN THE OPEN

Israel is coming BACK to Africa in a BIG way

Rulership of the world is coming to Africa?


Smh


I don't see it happening in the next 4000 years.

MrPresident1:


No my friend, you get the context wrong. ISRAEL means rulership (Triumphant with God), Rulership of the world is coming back to Africa, that is what Netanyahu is codedly saying.

The manner of his talk is- HIDING SECRETS IN THE OPEN

Israel is coming BACK to Africa in a BIG way

Who in their right mind wants to come to Africa?


Egypt and Morocco are trying so hard to leave.

Henryyy:

Forget nairaland talk igbos are fugly no offense.All d biafra pix and other pix sef wey dey make nl dey show their ugliness and we wey know dem sef no say dey no fine kobo.Its a big insult to even compare igbo girls with yoruba girls.U too look the pix u put wey den don take filter cover everything plus d heavy makeup on top sef and compare wt just one of d beauties i put.
www.nairaland.com/attachments/5476940_olomafashon20161222083631_jpegf181866f6fb8661c95cf8697c49ab27c
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Natural beauties are scatterd all over yorubaland (fact). Your girls are average at best. And its not strangers that hardly marry our girls its d other way round. U expect yoruba babes as pretty as dey are to settle for an ugly tribe? If ur sister was half as pretty as this girls will u advise her to marry an ugly man?Many yorubas marry cute foreigners if nt a yoruba man the rest of u arent worth their salt.
www.nairaland.com/attachments/4999275_171255301884175398518707889453882659307520n_jpegecb9b548eab892e614493068efc19d6e

You can lie o.


The truth is that your men prefer women outside your tribe.


Many Yoruba women are in their thirties, forties looking for husband.


But their men FFK and his group to rush to Igboland and marry a wife.

I don't see any reason why a lady should be promiscuous.



If you want to cheat on a Man, divorce him or break up with him first.



If it is money problems, get a work or go into official prostitution.

Nigeria is gradually changing.


I don't think things will be like that in 20years.

Okoyiboz3:


Sorry grandpa.

I guess your character is so repulsive and you're so despicable that no Yoruba person is willing to associate with you offline, hence you're forced to learn online.

I think you should start with learning manners and how to mind your business.

People like you create a false stereotype about their tribes.

Did I tell you I didn't have those friends offline?

You are actually funny.

My advise to you is to learn how to maximize, or allow others maximize their opportunities.

This is a wonderful thread for Yoruba people to showcase their culture.

You are just here spoiling everything with your childish behavior.

Okoyiboz3:


Sizwe Banzi, is that all?

You don't bring beer to a children's parade, know when and where to banter.


Right now, I want to learn a few things about Yoruba culture from the real Yorubas, but you are blocking my view with your childish banters.


And trying your mightiest worst to derail this thread.

Okoyiboz3:


Who is this meddlesome interloper? Please take your tray of goods away from here, I don't patronize hawkers.

If tribal warfare is all you have, there are many people who have meaningful contributions to this thread.


SWERVE.


And your English is annoying.

Okoyiboz3:


Look at this clown.

Your people are rejected everywhere they go. India, Indonesia, China, Dubai, SA, deported from Lagos and rejected in Kano.

I knew you were cursed when you even started rejecting yourselves. Bishop Okpalaeke rejected by Mbaise people, Igbos rejecting Mbaise people, Imo rejecting Abians, Abriba rejecting Ngwa people.

Mehn, you guys are really fvcked up.

U want to turn a beautiful thread about your people into tribal warfare.


What is wrong with people like you?

Guys are usually not so expressive, they feel the pleasure but won't go so overboard to moan.


That's why they hardly cry or scream and all that, it comes with being a MANLY man.

KennedyNwaodu:
Come take $100m

making sense.

hibiscus76:
of course there are so many wife materials on NL, ranging from ashoke, baby lace, Nigerian wax, hollandis, linen, shifon, Lycra, gele..which other type of material do you want OP? can someone be greedier

How do you know they are wife materials.


From what they post on the Internet?


Serious yeye dey smell.

Casanova.

Gigolo.

Davido.

shinarlaura:
I miss you


Tu me manques

Y didn't you call?

Love you too