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Oloibiri, a movie based on the discovery of oil in Oloibiri community in Bayelsa state was screened on Sunday 9th October 2016.

The movie highlights the negligence suffered by the community when they were the pride of the nation; and how one man with the aid of his henchmen, seeks revenge and change with virulence.

Read more @ https://www.nigerianbulletin.com/threads/oloibiri-a-tale-of-exploitation-neglect-and-revenge-set-to-hit-nigerian-cinemas.224102/

The Silverbird Cinemas VI was lit on Sunday 9th October 2016 as Nollywood stars, directors and producers turned up for the VIP screening of the movie.

Hosted by the lead actor of the movie Richard Mofe Damijo, the guests included cast like Olu Jacobs, Taiwo Ajayi Lycett, Ifeanyi Williams and Producer Rogers Ofime joined by guests Ali Baba, Yaw, Segun Arinze, Fred Amata, Mildred Okwu, Gideon Okeke, Funmi Holder, Sola Adewumi, Funlola Aofiyebi-Raimi, Judith Audu, Edi Lawani and many more.


And from 21st October, the award winning movie OLOIBIRI is finally going to be showing at cinemas across Nigeria.

Oloibiri is a movie based on true events about the first place where oil was first discovered in Nigeria in 1956, the negligence suffered by the community when they were the pride of the nation; and how one man with the aid of his henchmen, seeks revenge and change with virulence. Oloibiri is not just another movie; it is a story - our story, our history, with a clarion call to every Nigerian and indeed our government to help develop the pillaged community.

Beyond its didactic and historic storyline, the movie is fraught with intrigue, suspense, and action – all of which make for an entertaining movie.
OLOIBIRI will be showing at cinemas near you from the 21st of October.

Make plans now to go see this award winning story of regret and revenge. Don’t miss it!

More photos from the VIP screening below...

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The hunt for the white man is on and woe betides anyone that harbours him.

Watch this action-packed, suspenseful and intriguing story of revenge.

Showing in cinemas from October 21.
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Just look at that fine gentleman with a hat on, he is an entirely different character in OLOIBIRI; and he’s definitely not interested in popcorn but revenge.

Watch him express his rage come October 21. Showing in cinemas near you.

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The sickle cell disease is an inherited blood dysfunction. The protein that carries oxygen to different parts of the body is called hemoglobin, a red blood cell. Normally, red blood cells are meant to be round and flexible which makes their constant journey all over the body easy, but sickle cell disease makes these red blood cells take on the shape of a crescent or sickle. This new shape makes the red blood cells susceptible to breaking apart, leading to anaemia.

Anaemia is used to refer to a situation in which the capacity of the blood to transfer oxygen to various tissues in the body is reduced.

These re-shaped sickle cells don’t live longer than 20 days which is incredibly far less than the normal 120 days. Also, when the sickle cells break apart they stick to the walls of blood vessels resulting in the restriction of blood flow. At this point, sickle cell crisis is the term used to describe the severe pain that this abnormality causes.

Additional information

The sickle cell disease is a genetic abnormality. The sickle red blood cells cause the symptoms of sickle cell disease.

The disease is not contagious. It only occurs when a child inherits two sickle hemoglobin genes.

Sickle cell crisis: symptoms

Chest pain
Joint pain and arthritis
Difficulty breathing
Severe infections
Stroke
Anemia
Severe pain

Read more @ http://www.healthcredo.com/2016/10/05/sickle-cell-disease/

TopTen most influential women in Nollywood

#4 Rita Dominic

Let us begin with the fact that Rita Dominic started out her acting career when it seemed acting was not such a big deal, but then, her great acting skills and unique style endeared her to audiences far and near. Over the years she has grown into an icon that no one in the movie industry can dispute. She has produced a smash hit ‘The Meeting’.

For these reasons and more, she makes our TopTen list.

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TopTen most influential women in Nollywood

#8 Omoni Oboli

Omoni Oboli aka The First Lady has gone from being just an actress to a superstar movie producer. Her big break came from playing the lead role in Anchor Baby and Figurine, and since then, it's been an upward surge into stardom. WIVES ON STRIKE, BEING MRS ELLIOT, and now, OKAFOR'S LAW - are proof of her deftness in the art of movie making. You could say that she is one of those giving Nollywood a new look and making it globally accepted and appreciated. Follow her on Instagram and you are sure to get motivated to be the best you can be, too!
For these reasons and more, she makes our list.

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#CountdownToOloibiri
16 days to go!

Brace yourselves for a movie that has all the makings of an action-packed thriller; a movie with a storyline hinged on history; a historical experience retold with deftness and depth.

OLOIBIRI - The movie.

Showing in cinemas from October 21st. Save the date.
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So popular Nigerian actor got into a war of words with a fan over a comment posted by the latter. So Jim shared this photo and a fan said he was getting old. The actor responded with enough blows to keep his victim (fan) down but the latter responded in kind.

See comments below:

Jim Iyke: “Poverty and insecurity looks very good on you. It's only a bisexual that will get on another man's page to look for attention. Bleep our here peewee. Shoe get size. Internet thug poverty stricken little gay bitch!"

Fan: “fucking g@y #Bastard #Bisexual. It takes an Internet thug poverty stricken gay bitch to detect a #Gaybitch like yourself @jim.iyke Ur the *poverty and insecure slowpoke. #Attention seeker.... Go get a real life. U #queer fool.”

Which person's insult strong pass?

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TopTen most influential women in Nollywood

#3 Ini Edo

Like, Genny, Ini Edo has been away from the movie acting scene for a while but her influence across the industry remains uncontested. She is one of the most sought after, highest paid, and richest women in the industry. This should not come as a surprise; years of hard work and consistency contributed to this. She has produced movies of her own and is currently serving as the special adviser on Tourism to the Governor of Akwa Ibom state.

For these reasons and more she makes our TopTen list.

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#2 Mercy Johnson

Mercy Johnson is undoubtedly one of those faces that make movies a must-watch for teeming Nollywood fans home and abroad. Her charisma and dexterity on stage is simply amazing; and how about her ability to change and adapt to different characters as the script demands - unrivalled! Mercy johnson has made a name for herself in the industry and many an actor look up to her.

For these reasons and more, she makes our TopTen list.

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Genevieve Nnaji

For a while now she has been away from screens but that does not undermine her place in the industry. Time and again she has produced top box office returns for every movie she features in. She has evolved into a brand that reeks of class and style and has attracted a huge following. Genevieve is also, no doubt, the most endorsed celebrity by corporate Nigeria. For these and more, she makes our TopTen list.
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Your perception about his calm mien might change after you see this. As always, he brings his A-game.

It's coming soon. #Anticipate #oloibiri #rmd #latestmovie #nollywood #rogersofime #October21 #OctoberMovie

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This movie is based on true events. It is a story about the 1st oil well drilled in Nigeria and how the impact affected a small Nigerian Delta Village (Oloibiri) and the lives of those involved.

It is action-packed, suspenseful, and certified to keep you entertained.

#Anticipate #October21

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People who survive strokes are expected to undergo one or more therapeutic exercises to help them get back to living normally again. Stroke significantly interferes with the normal operation or functioning of the body so it is important that stroke survivors partake actively in therapy.

People recovering from stroke will need to participate in one or more of this:

Therapy 1: Speech and swallow

After a stroke, the ability to coordinate the facial muscles to either speak or swallow may be affected. Hence, the need for this therapy. Usually, this therapy is done while the patient is still at the hospital.

The importance of this therapy is worth opting for the process. First, speech is essential for communication and if you can't speak clearly becomes of some abnormality that could be restrictive. Also, swallowing paves the way for nutrition.

Read more @ http://www.healthcredo.com/2016/09/14/therapy-programs-for-stroke-survivors/

Thoughtful words

Ever felt some pain or temporary blockage in your ears just as the plane was about to take off or land and wondered why or what it is? People who experience this are said to have aeroplane ear. It is caused by unequal pressures on both sides of the ear as the plane ascends or descends. While some people are more prone to experiencing this, others are not. If you do experience it, there are ways through which you can prevent a re-currence.

Take a deep breadth…

First, take a deep breadth and then pinch your nose and try to breathe out while your mouth is closed. In essence, no air is being expelled. The air instead is sent to the eustachian tube. You may feel something in your ear just before you are free of the problem. That signals the air being pushed into your middle ear. This proces might have to be repeated at different times during the trip (depending on when you feel discomfort).

Swallow

When your ears start to react from the mounting pressures as a result of ascent or descent, swallow, yawn or begin to chew. These actions make the air more likely to move up to the eushtachian tube. If you have any kids with you, make them do same or give them a feeding bottle or dummy so they can swallow (if they can’t do so on their own).

Don’t sleep

So that you are not caught unawares, do not sleep, stay alert and prepared especially for the time when the plane makes to land. If avoiding sleep is too much to ask, you could ask the flight attendants to wake you just before landing. Just ensure that you are awake. It is only when you are awake that the above options can be performed and the effect of the mounting preasures prevented.

If your aeroplane ear is more severe to the point where the above preventive methods are futile, then we recommend you go for more advanced options to stop it in its tracks.

Stay with us as we will cover that in the next blog post.

Stay healthy!

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It could be very frustrating when haters keep pestering your life on social media. Well, nollywood actress, Angela Okorie, has reacted and she seems quite serious too.

She's challenged them to drop their house address. Now let's see who's got some balls to do that.

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As much as a healthy diet is highly recommended during pregnancy, it is also very important after the baby is born. This is to help replenish what was lost to the benefit of the baby. Also, it will help with recovery from the stress of carrying a baby for a long period and also to prepare new mothers for the task ahead – nursing the child.

Newly borns require, at least, six months of breastfeeding and a balanced diet will help provide the nutrients needed for that.

The importance of breastfeeding cannot be overemphasized: it reduces the baby’s risk of developing certain ailments and it also strengthens the bond between mother and child.

Here are superfoods recommended for nursing mothers

Salmon

Salmon is a fatty fish and its docosahexaenoic acid (DHA) helps in the development of your baby’s nervous system. It is highly nutritional, containing protein and vitamin B12.

Spinach

Spinach is a leafy green vegetable that helps produce new blood cells, and alos helps with milk production. It contains manganese which aids bone development, and is essential for mothers still recovering from caeserian sections. Other nurients include: vitamin A, C, iron and calcium.

All vegetables are good for nursing mothers, however, the need to prefer spinach above all other vegetables firmly rests on the above offerings.

Milk

Breastfeeding mothers should include milk in their diet as it helps to stimulate the production of milk that the baby needs. It is also rich in vitamins D and B, and calcium that is needed for the growth and development of the baby.

Milk has a high water content so it helps keep you hydrated. Two glasses of this drink a day would do much good.

Read more @ http://www.healthcredo.com/2016/09/19/superfoods-for-nursing-mothers/

Be it male or female, no one likes rough, patchy or tired-looking skin. Plus, problems like acne, blemishes, wrinkles, and enlarged pores also tend to mar your beauty.

Although there are numerous skin care products on the market that promise to give you smooth and flawless skin, they can be expensive and some even have harsh ingredients that can damage your skin.

Luckily, your skin can become smooth and clear with the help of some readily available natural ingredients.

Here are the top 10 ways to get smooth skin.

Water
One of the most important things you can do for smooth and glowing skin is drink plenty of water. Your aim should be to drink 8 to 10 glasses of water a day. Water helps the body flush out toxins and waste. However, avoid sugary drinks, alcohol and carbonated drinks.

Also try to eat fruits and vegetables that are high in water content. Washing your face at least twice a day with water will also help improve your skin’s health and appearance.

Lemon Juice
Lemon juice can be used to cleanse your skin, lighten spots and scars, as well as soften and smooth it.

This citrus-rich fruit contains cleansing enzymes that remove dead skin cells, leaving your skin smoother and fresher. With its excellent astringent properties, lemon is a great natural cleanser for people who have oily skin.

To lighten dark spots and acne marks, you can use fresh squeezed lemon juice and apply it to your entire face and neck. Leave it on for 10 minutes and then rinse it off with lukewarm water. You can do this daily or several times a week.
For soft, smooth skin, mix lemon juice from half a lemon and one egg white. Apply it to your face. Leave it on for 10 minutes and then rinse with warm water. Repeat once or twice a week.

Read more @ http://www.healthcredo.com/2016/09/15/how-to-get-smooth-skin/

Every animal has its spec, I mean features that enable it to survive and thrive in whatever environment they find themselves in. For instance, people like Donald Trump know how to use controversial situations to work for them; isn’t that odd? Well, that’s a topic for another day. What if part of the things people can do is breathe under water?

Swimming under water throughout would now be a thing in swimming competitions. So like fishes men would slug it out under water for the ultimate prize. But if they know what is good for them they better stick to swimming pools for these kind of exercises else unfriendly fishes would do what they know how to do best – be hostile.

Also read: What if human beings have animal faces?

You know what they say about the Devil giving with one hand and collecting with the other? Now relate it with man being able to breathe…don’t you think that this ability would mean the loss of something else by man? Well, I do. But then, what should be scrapped? Errrrmmmm….let’s see… I guess pooping should be taken away – yea I think that’s just a waste of time and besides, it could be very frustrating when it comes at the wrong time. Or don’t you agree?

Let me know what you think.

Think weird!

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A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers’ attention, he is yelling, “Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!”

A pastor hears this and asks, “Why are you calling them ‘dam fish.'”

The boy responds, “Because I caught these fish at the local dam.”

The pastor buys a couple fish, takes them home to his wife, and asks her to cook the dam fish. The surprised wife responds, “I didn’t know it was acceptable for a pastor to speak that way.”

He explains to her why they are dam fish. Later at the dinner table, he asks his son to pass the dam fish.

He responds, “That’s the spirit, Dad! Now pass the f**king potatoes!”

Source: www.jokesmannia.com

At a Wedding in a Church, the Pastor said to the Congregation;

“Is there any Man or Woman here who knows anything that will make this wedding not to go on? You may say it now or forever remain silent.”

Akpos quickly stood up from the back and started walking towards the altar. The Bride fainted, the Groom ran out of the church. The Pastor gave the man the microphone to say what he wanted to say.

He said “Pastor, please show me the way to the toilet, I want to poop.”

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A girl falls down from the 80th floor of a construction company, but fortunately for her, a young boy was on hand at the 65th floor to catch her. He asks her, “Will you hug me for saving your life?”

She replied, “Of course not!”

He drops her.

She was luckily caught again at the 30th floor by another young boy who asks her, “Will you kiss me for saving your life?”

“No! At all!” She replied.

He drops her too.

She prays for the last chance to be saved by someone and her prayer was answered when Musa catches her on the 5th floor.

She immediately said, “OK! For saving me, I will hug and kiss you at the same time!”

Musa drops her and says, ” Get behind thee! I’m FASTING presently.”

Source: http://www.jokesmannia.com/a-girl-falls-down-from-the-80th-floor/

More insights into Kevin Hart’s successful career.

He never gave up on his dream

Hart has recorded a huge number of failures and disappointments on his journey to stardom but he never let that deter him from chasing his dreams. He is the definition of a go-getter and a die-chard. If you ask me, 15 years is too long a time to wait for the materialization of one’s dreams but he was patient, persistent, and productive – and that has brought him to where he is now.

When they say that hard work pays and you think it cliche or just something people say to motivate others, let Kevin Hart inspire you. This dude worked his a** out every other weekend doing up to 7 shows. Amazingly, he always brought his A game.

Personal Development and Innovation

If you listen to Hart do his thing you’d notice that he is always getting better and developing himself. There some artists that just relax after hitting it big but not Kevin, he pushes himself every time.

Trust me, if there is anything that engages audiences over time, it is the ability of the artist to offer something different, to be creative, to change, to drift from the norm. And Kevin has d one just that.

Taking the advice from other successful people

It is not news that Chris Rock once told Kevin to focus on developing his brand rather than joining group tours, he listened and hell yeah it has paid off!

Success may have taken a while but it sure did pay to listen to those that have walked the walk.

Using Life Experiences in his Stand-Up

Hart has had some tough times in the past, including going through a painful divorce and a father battling drug addiction. His career wasn’t always full of praise and admiration either. He was booed off the stage plenty of times and he was once thrown a half-eaten chicken wing by a heckler! He never let these negative experiences discourage him, however, but instead included them in his act, which is a very smart move on Kevin’s part.

Some of Kevin Hart’s funniest pieces mock some of the experiences he’s gone through, making a great way of turning a negative into a positive! Kevin inspires others to be real with themselves and their experiences.

Now you know, do share this article.

Source: http://www.jokesmannia.com/7-reasons-why-kevin-hart-is-so-successful-2/

Kevin Hart is no doubt one of the biggest names in the entertainment industry today. On the surface, you’d attribute this to his wit, his energetic and funny stage performances, as well as his unique style of comedy; well, you’re not wrong but there are definitely other factors that led to his successful career.

Here’s what we believe to be the 7 reasons why Kevin Hart is so successful.


Kevin Hart’s Success


He Quit His Job!

Kevin started out as a shoe salesman and was on the verge of making a significant career promotion when he was offered an opportunity to work with Nike. He however turned this off down and opted for his true passion – comedy.

Kevin Hart took a leap and the rest is history.




Making the most of Social Media


Hart’s success can also be attributed to his presence on social media. He regularly uploads content vis-a-vis his daily activities thereby keeping his many followers entertained and inspired. Yes, Kevin (on Ellen’s show) admitted to inspiring others through his social media account to be the best they can be.

This strategy has worked well for him as he currently has more followers than his contemporaries, even the legendary Chris Rock.


His fame doesn’t get to his head

Kevin may be a big-shot in the industry but he sure doesn’t let that get to his head. How do we know this? His jokes are most times self-demeaning and depreciating. For instance, he jokes about his poor background, his being close to the ground (if you know what I mean), and his failures with attractive women. Well, things appear to have changed thanks to his marriage to Eniko Parrish.

Further, the way he tells his jokes passes him off as a regular guy which makes people relate with him easily.

Learn more about Kevin Hart’s success story in the next post.

Source: http://www.jokesmannia.com/7-reasons-why-kevin-hart-is-so-successful-1/

If you’re in a relationship for a while, find new ways to spice up your sex life and keep it interesting. Having sex with a new partner may feel great; but there’s nothing better than getting innovative in bed with someone you love and understand completely.

Below are 15 sexy ways we feel might help spice up your sex life.
1. Have an affair with you partner

Plan a date with each other and pretend like both of you are having an affair. You’ll never realize how sexy it feels until you try it. Meet each other in a restaurant and seduce each other like two lusty lovers.
2. Role play in bed

Dressing up as someone else is an easy way to enact all your secret fantasies without having an affair. Try being a doctor and a patient, a professor and student.
3. Add more pre-intimacy

One of the best ways to have great sex is by focusing on pre-intimacy. Spend 15 more minutes on making each other Hot before having sex. Both of you will end up having better sex. Caress and compliment each other’s bodies during those 15 minutes.
4. Make sex an impromptu, unpredictable act

As hard as it may seem, avoid planning ahead for sex or scheduling time for sex unless both of you are on very busy schedules.
5. Feel sexy

Look good and start working out if you have to

Pamper yourselves with fragrant scrubs, sexy lingerie, and get yourself a new haircut, wear good clothes. Feel sexy, and you’ll look sexy.
6. Surprise each other sexually

Surprise your partner into a sexual high now and then. Surprise him by receiving him naked when he comes home, or tell him that you’re not wearing your panties under the short skirt when both of you are out having dinner.
7. Think beyond the bed.

There are many sexy places to get naughty besides the bed. Think kitchen, couches, bathroom, backyard, or a pool. Get innovative and the sexual rewards will be more pleasurable.
8. Take off on a sexy vacation now and then.

Pick a vacation spot that both of you would like, be it a crowded sex resort or a beautiful, idyllic paradise island. And spend all vacation thinking of nothing but sexy thoughts…even when you are in immediate danger. Lol
9. Sexy texts and calls.

Don’t wait for your partner to be around to seduce them. Send a few sexy photos in the middle of the day and tease your partner into wanting more when both of you get together at night.
10. Watch porn

Sometimes, watching porn can help both of you get into the mood and have a better time making love while watching another couple making out on the screen. But don’t even make the mistake of lusting after the girl on the screen…that’s just lame.
11. Fool around

Don’t wait for some alone time to make out with each other. Be affectionate with each other all the time, and take affection to a whole new level now and then. Kiss your partner when they’re on the phone with someone else, or take their pants off and give them an oral in the middle of a phone call.
12. Make some noise

Moaning in bed or whispering sexy nothings is a huge turn on that can’t be explained. Talk to each other in bed and you’ll arouse your partner in no time.
13. Create sexual memories

Try something new all the time. Have sex in a car or on a beach while on a vacation, skinny dip or even with another couple in bed. As long as you create new and exciting memories all the time, sex can never ever get boring.
14. Use mirrors

Use full length mirrors alongside your bed to heighten your sexual experience. You can have sex really close to the mirror if you want to recreate a foursome sexual fantasy. Watch yourself or imagine another couple.
15. Sexual setting

Design your bedroom to revolve around sex. Use fragrances and candles, and the perfect cushions to make lovemaking feel like a sexy luxury.

Source: http://www.jokesmannia.com/15-sexy-ways-to-spice-up-your-sex-life-if-you-dont-have-one/

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Let’s talk about sex. The act, not the awesomeness that is Salt-n-Pepa. Humans are conditioned to think about sex. A recent BBC report found that men think about fornicating nineteen times a day.

That’s all good and fun, but a serious red flag can arise if you find yourself suffering a mental breakdown when you haven’t scored in two days. Or even worse, if your bill for escorts exceeds that of your weekly rent.

The realm of men’s sex addiction is real. Think you’re in the clear? Check out these eight sex addict pointers to determine if you’re a fiend or a friendly.
#1 You Make Sexual Jokes Anywhere & Anytime

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We all love a good dirty joke every now and then but exclaiming “I’d tap that” at a funeral when you find out late Mavis has a granddaughter is a clear indication that you’re addicted to sex. Alternatively, identifying phallic symbols is also a tell-tale sign that you’re addicted to the deed. If your flatmate is conversing to you about her crap day at work whilst eating a banana and you proceed to wink at them seductively, then it’s safe to say you’re in too deep. Pull your finger out, man. See what we did there?
#2 Your Credit Card Statement Reads Like A Porn Star’s LinkedIn

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Receiving your monthly bill for rent is often a sad affair on its own. When compounded with a credit card statement which consists of lines like ‘Mia Khalifa: The Vampire Slayer’ or ‘Brazzers Best Ebonies Of 2015’ or ‘Bill & Ted’s Sexcellent Adventure’ then you my friend, are looking down a deep dark hole. Of financial despair.
#3 Sex Be On Your Mind All Day

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Maslow’s hierarchy of needs states that physical needs come first, followed by safety and then love. If you’ve inverted your pyramid and think about sex 24/7 then it’s safe to say you’re a sex addict. Forget about birthdays, christenings and baby showers. The only shower you’re keen on is a shower show by a blonde named Babii.
#4 You Scream At People For No Reason

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Getting heaps of random intercourse? On paper you’d be winning at life. Lest we forget, if you engage in this practice for long enough, we’re talking years, you’ll be devoid of any emotional intimacy. In other words you’re a lone captain of a massive vessel taking on the big seas (see what we did there?). Cue the cold, resentful and dismissive attitude to all those around you who have great relationships and even greater sex. It’s a combination of self-hatred and deprivation that’ll lead you to becoming a real son of a bitch with a very short fuse in no time.
#5 Abstinence Is Not In Your Vocabulary

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You’ve found the one. She’s got supermodel looks, brains of a Silicon Valley computer bank and she can drive stick better than you. You’d sell your pet ferret for this person. And then the word comes out. Abstinence. You proceed to dive roll out of the moving car before sprinting down Highway 101 with mascara running down your face. Beyonce style. But rather than hearing out why she’d like to save herself for marriage and how much she’s willing to compromise for you, you run for dear life. Thus enduring romance is not for you, you dirty old guy, you.
#6 You Have A Pornhub Membership

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Come one. The beauty of the internet is free porn. If you’re paying for yours and scoring sweet regular discount deals in the process then you’re considered a majority shareholder of the company. Your dividends? A healthy addiction to sex in every way, shape and form.
#7 You Watch Porn In Public

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Really? Save it for behind closed doors, creep. Think of the children. Wait, not like that.
#8 You Hit Up Friends For Sex

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This may well be rock bottom. When you begin to burn bridges just to fuel your spiralling obsession, it’s time to take a good look in the mirror. If the friends with benefits thing is mutual, all’s good. But if you’re actively seeking out random sex from the plutonic basket around you spanning back the past decade, then that means two things. 1] You’re not scoring elsewhere and 2] you’re addicted to sex. Keep it civil. Keep it in your pants.

Source: http://www.jokesmannia.com/8-signs-that-youre-a-sex-addict/