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luminouz:
Comrade, she is not the only one na. According to our resident prophetess, I fûcked 3 yesterday. Fûcked one this morning and I'm trying to fuq another soon.

I must be coldstone and pizza combined comrade

Hallelujah

Dukio:
Hey, Lakaka elder brother, sorry oh

Capaldi:
What exactly is great about Lukaku? It was your type that told us he was reinvented in Italy when he is still the same useless log of Wood.

Calibrator:
@ your last statement, have you met me before concluding?
Infact if I am to do change of name, Broke will be my registered other name.


The only circumstance that is casting me right now to make people know that I am relatively comfortable is the fact that I rented an apartment late last year and the house was sold just months later before my rent coupled with agreement and commission paid starts running and I am presently seeking for another accommodation without waiting for my refund first.


If girls are not calling you broke, stingy, selfish and the likes, bro, check your pockets, there is a big leakage somewhere

Comrade calm down

luminouz:

Comrade i heard you are trying to invite a woman to your house

hensben:
Lukaku can score but his team play can’t help the team for titles, mostly against tough opponent. I don’t hate lukaku but he is not the type of striker to lead a team to trophies.

sajmark:
I was a Barcelona fan until Messi left, now I just enjoy the sport with no feelings attached... I guess I'm unplugged from that matrix as well.

RAGGA40:
Chuckles...

More life to SIMPs

sajmark:
Another hardcore soccer fan spotted, lol.
Zlatan Ibrahimovic isn't cowering or backing out of the fight even though the odds are against him.

TRP1:
It’s being a while here I hardly have time to post due to workload but make una just see this lols
The babe in this chat have a serious bf oo
Bf wey buy Xr for his babe onto mumu love and she still wan come spend night for my own side lmao
Met her around November after the loss I encountered and she came to my place only twice
During that period me just wan use her take calm my nerve (as I see say my emotional state no balance and I’ve got exam ahead ) same way dem vaginarians dey use their male counterpart to cool their life after breakup lols.
During the second encounter, i was teasing her and this lady dey lmk that the bf never know say she be confirm Hoe lmao and she’s planning to go do virginity restoration for him lols

His boo thinks she is a virgin

Lmao

Someoneschild2:
Take a look at this..... SMH

The audacity

sajmark:
I don't know who else follows the battle between Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Brazilian players after he made comments on their 7-1 loss to Germany... The kind of masculinity, courage, confidence and balls that Zlatan Ibrahimovic exudes is a thing to imitate by all men.

Zlatan The LION

Thats also the reason i like 2pac

2pac always speaks his mind and don't give a fūck about the consequences

Skepticus:
This should be specifically directed to Nigerian guys.

A lot of them, are guilty of this. Mentally-challenged worshippers of broke, overused and worthless women.

I said it... Because I see una foolishness too much!

You are very right

Thats why nigerian female always retort to broke shaming tactics in any little situation

Beside no Nigerian guy want to be called Broke

Double0h7:
You think you've made sense but you come across as a weak man. This man disrespected your home, your trust and your intelligence and you would take him out for a drink? You sound like a child lol. What if you have children in your home and he is doing that in the same home where you're children are sleeping?

The woman is the worst but I don't think the friend rates you either so you begging bromance is weak asf! I'd divorce her and deal with him just for the disrespect.

SOZINN:
What the actual fûck
I swear we need her for this thread for entertainment. I've been rolling on the floor since, I pray she never leaves. No be everyday person go give you good laugh like this. Fûcking clown hahahahaha

Battalion1:
blood na lie na me benefit pass ....this girls for use me play assassin's Creed

Thats why i believe the theory that state that women drives men to the redpill

Those f gender they show me shege

4nGT:
I discovered this thread December 2020. I can only underestimate how instrumental it has been to my development.
The last thing I would like to see is people posting false stories, while other users think we are learning from real experiences.

As a cyber security professional who knows what it really takes to hack a WhatsApp account, when I saw the hacking statement, it raised an instant red flag. To me the story went from being interesting to seeming like a fraud. To contribute the litte I can by raising alarms on what may be a false story is why I called the guy out.

I can sense some are annoyed over my claim as being a cyber security professional, but you know what? I'd fan that flame more. I'd like to see the weak ones get thrown off by such statements so that who may know is a real deal and who is not.

Battalion1:
Swallow the redpill brothers



I never see medicine when dey cure sickness wehn no dey bitter!


Walai na me benefit pass for this thread....

If simping na award
I fit win simping d'or

4nGT:
Demonstrate your first method, I'd give you N750,000
Demonstrate your second method, I'd give you N1.50 million.
Demonstrate your third method, I'd give you N3.00 million.

It's a challenge.

Lightway:
Look at this simp.... Sanitary pads of 2k tops, makeup is not necessary for a woman. Perfume is 2k tops.

Hair is expensive...

Hehehehe

Why do I care sef

SaveMeLord:
98% of Nigerian women are looking for a Messiah that will carry all their load without them having to do anything. Op the type of lady you are looking for to marry in Nigeria. There are only 464 of them. 350 are already married and have been married for long, 60 have travelled abroad and most have been taken by reasonable men there and the remaining 54 are here in Nigeria scattered across the Country i.e at least 1 or 2 per state.

Now Op the probability of you meeting the type of woman that will want to be a partner and sacrifice in the marriage is the same as the probability of winning the USA Powerball lottery which is very unlikely.

You can decide to be single and unmarried nobody will kill you and preserve your peace of mind. Just look at the first entitled leach that commented above. That is how most of them are. Leave her by the time she start to old she'll come back they always have this useless overconfidence that they are too fine and another better guy is coming for them until reality dawns on their frail brains