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LotaTee:
Uncouth broke alfa male, you lot amuse me.

updatechange:
U mean a Gay?


Lol, I've also had several encounters in the past, had one recently and she was like can we make out, and I was like well yes, but certainly not in this kinda circumstances... We were at work outdoor, it'ws late... cameras everywhere and people can see from the neighboring houses.


To cut the story short I don't really like the girl and that na why!
If na girl wey I like na me go first pull

Lightway:
Women use the word ordinary to make you do what they want...

Don't send her airtime until you fuzk her first... Then you can think of airtime

Don't be a simp

Munzy14:
A lively and free spirited lady meets a calm cool headed guy...

I keep saying this countless times, many men are naturally shy...ladies always feel free to make your moves if you like a guy....

Two things are involved, either Yes or No...heavens will not fall...Happiness shouldn't be jeopardized because of paying too much attention to what people will say.

Tannhauser:

She forgot to mention the hundreds of other guys she shot her shot at who screwed her sensele6and still dumped her...so afterall the womb shifting facks, and abuse from badboyz she WON. She finally got a comfortable well off simp to call hers...welldone.

brosom:
It goes like this.!!

Boy:- how are u doing babe?

Girl:- I'm fine o,

Boy:- how ur side na?

Girl:- nothing much o, just here. (With a sad emoji face) .

Redpiller:- don't worry you'll be fine soon.

End of discussion.

But for SIMPs.-

Boy:- ahh wetin happen na?

Girl:- I'm hungry ,

Boy:- ahh u never chop or u no get food?

Girl:- no food to eat,

SIMP:- ok how are we going to do it now? How can I reach u?

Girl:- smile with love emoji , any how u want to.

SIMP:- on seeing the love emoji smiles like goat wey dey for fire, ok plz send me ur account no.

Girl:- 0000000000 first bank, with double love emoji.

SIMP:- on seeing double love emoji, piam the mumu don run transfer.

SIMP: baby I just do u 5k now, plz manage it ok.

Girl:- oh u re a darling with kiss emoji, thank u.

Girl:- I've seen it o.

SIMP:- ok, plz make sure u eat ok, u know u re too beautiful to be hungry with goat smile on his face .

Girl:- ok dear, I'll text u later let me go and find something to eat, bye with no love or kiss emoji.

SIMP: ok baby, I'll call to check on u later ok, be careful and safe with idiot goat smile

End of discussion till after a week or so before the girl go reply am for another one.

Mugus everywhere..!

SPIT.!!!

Noshitboi:
Deep your two fingers inside that dumpster, take those fingers inside her nose. Ask her if its proper for somebody's daughter to come and be smelling like that.