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@ johnnygan

johnnygan or w@ ur name is?
U don't even know me.ow u gan talk about me lyk d@.drop it man! i dnt play around lyk d@.ok.
LOL

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@ nairaland users

pls sum1 remind lexyhearts, this forum is 4 jokes.


@ lexyhearts

hope u weren't tryn to tell a joke. If u were, u were pretty dry. lol!

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@ mutee

didn't u read the thread b4 u tried 2 reply.the thread did not read "reasons why u wuldn't drop ur numba on this thread"it's obvious mutee did not read seun's rules.
Meah!

@ lovehenry

now i kno u dnt kno shit.u dnt even kno what the game is about.let me ask u
"what's ur idea of a gud naija song"?
let me guess, ehmm  eedris' "mr lecturer" meah! Be real ok.sauce kid has got this shit on the naija game rolling.let's appriciate him man.this guy rocks!

@ lovehenry

now i kno u dnt kno shit.u dnt even kno what the game is about.let me ask u
"what's ur idea of a gud naija song"?
let me guess, ehmm  eedris' "mr lecturer" meah! Be real ok.sauce kid has got this shit on the naija game rolling.let's appriciate him man.this guy rocks!

Yo momma so dumb she begs people crying on tv.

Yo momma so lazy she needs a remote to pick a tv remote.

Bring it on!

Hey folks check this out.

ya mama so dumb she hit by a parked car.

U must be very good @ observing.

@ lexyhearts

leave nomso alone he's just a dry idiot!

@ johnnygan
yes man!
I totally agree wit u.i mean u see these gurls they always lyk this shit going thier way.they wanna be treated lyk eggs & treat us lyk pieces of rag but that ain't gonna happen.this shit's gotta be equal or we av more.
Male nairalanders!
What do u say?
LOL!

@ johnnygan & lexyhearts.

Is this suppose to make me cry,you guys just had a quarrel and av made up so quickly.
wow!

@ johnnygan & lexyhearts.

Is this suppose to make me cry,you guys just had a quarrel and av made up so quickly.
wow!

Nothing!

@ pek

if u want to take english,y not luk 4 sum skool with ur job application.so u culd teach english lessons.
If i were u i'd feel sry 4myself.

@ pek
only if u were gud to see that the "pant" in the joke had no "i".probably u nid to move a bit closer to ur sys or phne which ever u use or start thnkn of reducing the rate @ which u eat garri.it culd be d cause of ur deficiency u kno?

Does everyone from the south-south always think about keeping people hostage.
That was a nice one though!

Don't know why u guys always treat this issue like boys are some kind of devil.
look this "cheating" thing is like a phenomenon,it is always bound to happen.it's always happened,still happenning and continue to happen. so folks,whichever way u've/u'll experience it,just try and move on and take it as one of those things.ok

At certain times in our lives we tend to do some very unmeaningful things that immediately we are thru we say to ourself "why did i just do that"
my most absurd moment was when i peed into the kitchen sink for no reason.
absurd right?

Hey peep!
Anyone wanna meet this cool dude?
Just dial 08029105516.
Can also go 4hrs on ma mtn
07031545526.talk to phemmy.got so much humour.

Yeah yeah!

@ johnnygan

u're right.girls dem are wrung people but boys, we no fit do without dem.dem no fit do without us too.
They r like devils we boys can't do without.

Theres gonna be some stuff that u gonna see that's gonna make ur heart to smile in the future.
till makavelli returns is all eyes on we. Now u can hate it or love it but that's what is gonna be.
2pac till the end of time.this is hardcore.this is reality shit.
2pac lives on.

@ donmayor
johnnygan let him know this if ain't singing we bringing drama.

@ BASET SANA
    i totally disagree wit u about sex being the most important part of a relationship.
reason why adults have sex is to show love to eachother.but we youths of nowadays have sex for pleasure.most youths of these days at first sight, the only things that rings behind their head is to get into bed with eachother.most especially boys.
We really need to stop these to reduce the spread of HIV/AIDS as we all know that this is the major way of contracting this deadly disease.
 these days not even the latex rubber guarantees you a life.
Let's abstain!

Palbony-femi,nigerian.live in gbagada lagos.am a nairaland addict.

This shit is about 2pac shakur,not sum lousy wack ass old skool singer.bt i'll help u to end ur issue that nigga james brown's dead.he died 3months ago or there about.capish!

Meah!jst hear urself u sound lyk a cheap slot.he's married 4 cryn out loud.jst chck ma pix u'l realize palbony is fyner than that yellow hairy human  monkey.am doin u a favour ok!

Talk2u

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i thnk u r wiered.bet u are.