178/360 hahahaha PDP will just pick 1 APC member and gather behind him... E speakerahip go sink.

front4line:


At least he did not lock the National Assembly like the baboon from Otueke.

See painment

sunnysunny69:
APC has themselves to blame allowing those PDP to defect to them in the first place. I've been in few countries of the world never seen a laughable one like Naija. World over if you belong to a party, that's where you stay forever. You don't see a labour party member defects to conservative or a democrat run to republican every now and then.

And again this is a northern plot, if Buhari wins the next election the north have another 4 years and that's it. Maybe just maybe a Yoruba government since they know Yoruba are grooming themselves after Buhari .

So now if they split the APC, rush back to PDP they will have the presidency for 8 years and who knows after 8 years they'll have it longer.

it is a northern agenda that is true, they want a vibrant young man as President. But such candidate will only rule for four years. Not 8years,the candidate going for such will be defeated.
Soon they will default president to 4years

namio10:


And Ben Murray and Rotimi Amaechi do not even have standard gauge rails anywhere in their home domain.
Standard gauge rails are only in the north and southwest regions.

So painful... They deceive Niger Delta that the processing is in stage by stage


EWUmeriji

In Nigeria Ameachi and Ben Murray Bruce will be fighting over whose tenure the grinding machines they call train where commission

wonderiyke:
OP where are you situated? I mean the town/city you operate from.

Ughelli in Delta state

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That black Mercedes na beast. As for that fat boy, he should go and sit down. Na so Una go sweet talk person finish. Within 6 months wey you don become president na Lamborghini and Bughatti you go dey pose with. Who be your father sef?

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Palm oil is an essential commodity world wide,it is a by products of the oil palm plant.palm oil is a fast moving consumer goods FMCG,it is used for cooking,manufacturing of butter,noodles, soap and serve as raw material needed in many manufactured products.

Nigeria is Africa biggest economy.The population of Nigeria is 170million people and by the year 2020 it will be about 200million people.these ever growing population need food which palm oil powerfully fit in.There is hardly any household without palm oil in their kitchen.

This make it one of the easiest business you can do in Nigeria and make quick money because demand for palm oil is very high.

Within four months. I happen to know places in Nigeria where you can get this product at cheap prices and place where you can sell it at good price, I am going to make everything clear to you on this post…

Here are the things you need to know when starting a wholesale palm oil business.

1. Secure a Shop – You will need a shop or any safe place for storage. If you have your own house, that will be nice, just dedicate one room for the storage. However, it will be better if you can rent a shop specifically for it preferably near the market.


2. Look for Places to Buy – There are many places you can get palm oil very cheap and in great quantity in Nigeria. It is available in bulk in various parts of he main palm oil producing states includes Akwa-Ibom, Delta, Bayelsa,Rivers, Anambra, Enugu, Imo, Abia, Ekiti, Ondo, Oyo, Edo,Cross River and Ogun.Travel round these states and source from the various local markets and local palm oil processors.Make sure if you are starting go with a person who has had long experience in palm oil sourcing who has eye,nose for identifying good palm oil.

3.Transport Your Goods – If you have your own truck or van, that will be fantastic but if not, you’d have to make do with hiring. Buy everything you want to buy, get a truck to transport it to your base and store it in your shop.

4.Sell Your Goods – Wait until the price of palm oil goes up then you open your shop and sell at a very good price. It is a perfect way to invest money instead of keeping it to the bank with peanut paid as interest on fix deposit. It is like buying property and reselling at higher prices later.

Or you can source for palm oil traders or buyers near you OR from far northern states like kano,kaduna,Abuja,Jigawa,Adamawa,Jos,sokoto where palm oil is hot cake.All you need to do is reach out to luxury bus transport companies like young shall grow,GUO,ETC and negotiate the price of transporting 1 keg of palm oil to your choice of northern state then you make you calculation.You can as well use the Nigeria railway system if you are transporting large numbers like 100 25 liters of palm oil because it is safer and cheaper compared to if you use road transport.You will make more profit from these long distance supply but the down time of traveling long distance if you are not a travel person is the only draw back.
high turnover is the bedrock of lucrative palm oil business and not necessarily making high profit from one transaction.



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TUBLEZ:
And u just registered on nairaland on march 4 2017?

i have been visting nairaland for long i only just decide to register now.

i bought your yam book and put what was stated in practise and am making 200K regularly.

this year i want to put the palmoil knowledge you attach to work and see how it will pan out.

thank you very much @emmykk