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Nice victory revenge is so sweet

Nice one

Most do it to get attention to themselves and for some it gives them a kind of elation so dont pay them any attention

I would be very shocked If those daughters of yours havent been molested already. Sharply send that man out o. You can even get family members that are reasonable to talk to him

Post everything here now this bloggers sef

This is turning to chicago vs lagos argument all I know is that none would survive in each hood.
One has guns the other death on charms

Dhelake:
What role does he play?

From his matches I have seen, I can pinpoint one position he is particularly good at

which is ?

I think he is a cmf tho

Odunharry:
lol.. we no be drunk...
Thanks for the Bday wishes.. happy New Year to you

lol i was referring to your bdmate

Match Preview
Guus Hiddink has urged Chelsea to turn their
recent good run into a "winning period", starting
with a tricky visit to Crystal Palace on Sunday.
Chelsea are unbeaten in the three matches they
have played since Jose Mourinho departed the
club last month. Hiddink took a watching brief for
a 3-1 win over Sunderland, before seeing Chelsea
draw 2-2 with Watford and 0-0 against
Manchester United over the festive period.
Chelsea now make the short trip to Selhurst Park
and Hiddink, while praising the job done by
opposite number Alan Pardew, is keen to turn
draws into maximum points.
"Crystal Palace are doing well. Alan Pardew has
done a marvellous job in the period he has been
working there," Hiddink said. "If you look at the
statistics you have a team that has scored 23
goals in 19 games and just conceded 16 which
means he is well organised with his team.
"We have started gathering some points. It [the
draw with United] was the third consecutive
game we didn't lose but that's not enough. We
must come now in to a winning period of games,
that's important.
"You see how it is, all the big teams are losing
points as well. Nowadays it's very difficult and if
you see where our next opponent is in the table
they are close to the Champions League
positions. So it's not that easy now to have a
long-term winning sequence."
Chelsea need no reminding of the quality Palace
possess having been beaten 2-1 by Pardew's
men in August's reverse fixture, which was
Mourinho's 100th Barclays Premier League
match at Stamford Bridge.
That was one of nine league defeats that
contributed to the Portuguese's downfall, and
Palace also recorded a home win over Chelsea
as recently as March 2014.
Fifth-placed Palace are on a six-match unbeaten
run but Pardew still rates Chelsea - who are 14th
- as favourites to claim three points.
"Chelsea look like they have gone into a
controlled phase of making sure they are stable
in the league and will probably attack the cups,"
he said. "They looked a bit more assured against
Manchester United, so they are favourites for
this game. Having said that, we are difficult to
play at home at the moment."
Chelsea were forced to play without a recognised
striker versus United and although Diego Costa
returns from suspension Loic Remy (calf)
remains a doubt and Radamel Falcao (thigh) is
out. Centre-back Gary Cahill (ankle) should be fit,
though.
Pardew, meanwhile, will be without Dwight Gayle,
Bakary Sako, Yannick Bolasie, Connor Wickham
while Yohan Cabaye is suspended.
"We are really going to have to lean on our
fighting qualities that this team has," Pardew
added. "We want to hold on to our fifth place."
Crystal Palace (from): Hennessey, McCarthy,
Speroni, Dann, Delaney, Hangeland, Kelly,
Mariappa, Souare, Ward, Guedioura, Jedinak,
Ledley, Lee, McArthur, Mutch, Puncheon, Zaha,
Campbell, Chamakh.
Chelsea (from): Amelia, Begovic, Blackman,
Courtois, Azpilicueta, Cahill, Djilobodji, Ivanovic,
Rahman, Terry, Zouma, Fabregas, Hazard, Loftus-
Cheek, Matic, Mikel, Oscar, Ramires, Traore,
Willian, Bamford, Costa, Kenedy, Pedro, Remy.

http://m.premierleague.com/en-gb/matches/2015-2016/epl.summary.html/crystal-palace-vs-chelsea

Happy birthday to Nihilist and odunharry. Wishing you all the best. Dont drink to you deaths sha

Happy New year to all true die hard Blues. To all our haters happy New year to you too. To all trolls happy new year. May it bring good for us all

Happy New year. May it bring good for us all Amen in Jesus name

Skimpledawg:
Oga Pamcode ai see u... Merry Xmas!! Btw, we ar winning dz KTBFF!

Same to you bro. Looks like we drew not bad i think. Lemme check out the highlights

Match Preview
Louis van Gaal has urged Manchester United to "dare to play football" as they look to end a run of four straight defeats when they host Chelsea at Old Trafford.United suffered to a 2-0 Barclays Premier League defeat at Stoke City on Boxing Day,their fourth in a row in all competitions.The Dutchman even suggested after the match that he could consider stepping down should United lose at Old Trafford onMonday, although he remains in charge.With just two days to recover both physically and mentally after the Stoke loss, Van Gaal has called on his players to be brave against the BPL champions, who are unbeaten in five against United."You can say we can quickly get over this defeat by playing against Chelsea but in the time in between, you have to recover because the players have given everything," he told MUTV."Then you have to manage that you are very confident to start the Chelsea game, and that you dare to play football – our football! It is very difficult to do that in just two days but we shall try."Chelsea parted company with Jose Mourinho earlier this month but were forced to settle for a point against Watford in Guus Hiddink's first match back in interim charge, as Oscar missed a penalty in the 2-2 draw at Stamford Bridge.Hiddink has a strong record against Van Gaal, having beaten his AZ Alkmaar side three times with PSV Eindhoven in the 2005/06 season, and Willian says Chelsea's top-four hopes will remain alive if they can take maximum points from Old Trafford."I think we deserved to win. We played wellsecond half. We kept fighting and then we scored," he toldwww.chelseafc.comafter the Watford match."Now we have to rest and be ready for Monday. This situation is difficult for us but I think we can go and win game by game and finish the league in the top four."Chelsea's hopes of winning on the road forjust the second time in the league this season were dealt a blow when Diego Costa picked up a fifth booking of the campaign against Watford, ruling him out of the United match.Radamel Falcao could lead Chelsea's attack against the side he struggled with during last season's loan spell from Monaco, having shaken off a muscle problem. Eden Hazard is still battling for full fitness, though.United captain Wayne Rooney may be restored to the line-up after being benchedagainst Stoke, while Matteo Darmian (hamstring) could be fit to return and Bastian Schweinsteiger is back from suspension.Jesse Lingard (hamstring), Marcos Rojo (shoulder), Antonio Valencia (ankle) and Luke Shaw (leg) are out.Manchester United (from):De Gea, Romero, Johnstone, Valdes, Darmian, Jones, McNair, Smalling, Varela, Blind, Carrick, Fellaini, Herrera, Mata, Pereira, Schneiderlin, Schweinsteiger, Young, Depay, Martial, Rooney.Chelsea (from):Begovic, Blackman, Courtois, Azpilicueta, Cahill, Djilobodji, Ivanovic, Rahman, Terry, Zouma, Fabregas,Hazard, Loftus-Cheek, Matic, Mikel, Oscar, Ramires, Traore, Willian, Kenedy, Pedro, Falcao, Remy.
http://m.premierleague.com/en-gb/matches/2015-2016/epl.summary.html/man-utd-vs-chelsea

searchiing4love:
Despite all this nothing will stop him and his family from flying abroad to receive treatment if they have ordinary headache. Rubbish

then it means it the doctors ans other health care practioners that need to upgrade themselves . They all know d kind of graduates produced by our varsities

Tiwa which way now see as you be sef

Lovely write up

Merry christmas everyone

Match Preview
Guus Hiddink hopes Eden Hazard can inspire a Chelsea revival ahead of the first match of his second spell in charge against Watford.The 69-year-old Dutchman has been brought in to oversee a salvage job at Stamford Bridge after this season's disappointing Barclays Premier League title defence under Jose Mourinho resulted in a parting of the ways between the club and the Portuguese.Last week's 3-1 win over Sunderland, undercaretaker manager Steve Holland, has eased scarcely believable concerns over relegation in west London.But Chelsea will now look to climb their way towards more familiar ground by stringing together a run of positive results and Hiddink believes Hazard has a vital role to play.The Belgian playmaker swept the board in the end-of-season awards last term after numerous sublime performances during Chelsea's BPL triumph.His fortunes have declined as rapidly as his team-mates this time around, though, with the 24-year-old yet to find the net in 16 league appearances."He had a terrific season last year and it’s normal to have a little setback," Hiddink said at Wednesday's pre-match news conference. "He can be a key player when he is with the Belgium national team, but also here he can be a key player when he gets back in shape."He was unlucky to be injured recently but with him he needs to get that eagerness toperform back."Hazard hobbled out of the 2-1 loss to leaders Leicester City that ultimately concluded Mourinho's second coming at Chelsea, although he has now recovered from his hip problem.The similarly off-colour Radamel Falcao is the only remaining absentee for Chelsea due to a muscle injury, denying him a reunion with former Atletico Madrid manager Quique Sanchez Flores.Flores has steered Watford to seventh place in the table on a highly impressive top-flight return by the club.They are aiming for a fifth consecutive BPLwin when they travel to Chelsea and centre-back Craig Cathcart reports that confidence is understandably riding high after last weekend's 3-0 victory over Liverpool."No matter who we play against, as long aseveryone keeps doing their jobs, then there's no reason why we can’t keep picking up wins over this Christmas period," he told the Watford Weekend Preview Show.Watford entertain Tottenham Hotspur on Monday and Cathcart added: "We know Chelsea are a top team with quality playersall over the pitch, and with a new manager coming in it might give them a fresh impetus to perform."So we will be going there expecting an extremely tough game, but we're confidentwe can pick up a result and hopefully that's what we'll do."Cathcart's fellow defender Sebastian Prodl could feature for the first time since October following a calf problem, althoughlong-term victim Joel Ekstrand (knee) is targeting a new-year return.Chelsea (from):Begovic, Blackman, Courtois, Azpilicueta, Cahill, Djilobodji, Ivanovic, Rahman, Terry, Zouma, Fabregas,Hazard, Loftus-Cheek, Matic, Mikel, Oscar, Ramires, Traore, Willian, Costa, Kenedy, Pedro, Remy.Watford (from):Arlauskis, Gilmartin, Gomes, Ake, Belkalem, Britos, Cathcart, Hoban, Holebas, Nyom, Paredes, Prodl, Abdi, Anya, Behrami, Capoue, Dyer, Guedioura, Jurado, Watson, Berghuis, Deeney, Diamanti, Ibarbo, Ighalo, Oulare.
http://m.premierleague.com/en-gb/matches/2015-2016/epl.summary.html/chelsea-vs-watford

Merry christmas folks

End time airliners.
Bloody people

Kachisbarbie:
no experience. I just sit down at home and calculate exchange rate

madam which kind life now no experiences at all

I remember when i was very young one of my aunts bought wristwatch and googles for me. The google fell into a crack and i felt like dying it took lot of pleading and the tantalizing smell of jollof rice for me to calm down

raumdeuter:
https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10462581_10206314097225274_6071583807201095164_n.jpg?oh=3c8b62756d46ac40ae0a2429e159bad8&oe=571D7BC5

Above are the stats that earned Ikedia the comparison to Ronaldo

hesben, chelseafan1, pamcode and mourinholic/bigkesh

WHen are we going to compare Mahrez to Suarez or Messi

have never compared Hazard to either Messi or ronaldo. I believe Messi is far better both in past and present. Ronaldo? Past was better, present especially last Season i don't think so. It not all about goals am sure you know that. Am sure that what Mourinho was trying to say was Hazard efforts were more decisive than Ronaldo '.
But since Mou likes blabbing his words were sharply mis-quoted and as for our dear Mahrez i hope he isnt a lone Season wonder. So let just hope he can keep his form on for more than one Season, heck let hope he keeps his form for more than january/feb of next year.

CaroLyner:
the hair jo

common even still the difference in quality is so clear like refined diamond

That goat Looks like a male to me sef.
Or maybe d pig is a Female on heat

CaroLyner:
khaleesi. happy birthday.

I hope you dont mean khalessi of game of thrones sha. To compare seyi flat to that beauty is something i can never forgive or understand

Nice work op been long since i saw an insightful and colourful thread like this.

raumdeuter:
I saw a chart of how much money has been spent by clubs

This is to show how very useless some clubs are in spending
https://4c2lgc59e181vuma1n9bmo1c.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/assets/Top-20-European-Spending-Clubs-Summer-2010-to-Summer-2015-335x530.png

the above is in what dollars or pounds or euros

Well for Chelsea more than half of the money spent has been useful

Krasid:
WTF is club world cup.Try winning 10 UCL titles, then we would discuss whose better.

Omo krasid don vex o. Lol coded01 take down that pic person fit just die for am

Oshe baddest imagine na this coach wan come manage us, common assnal wey we dey beat anyhow

dayokanu:
[size=28pt]MY ACCEPTANCE SPEECH[/size]

ALL of una dey craze. Una dey follow me contezt errection shuo? i bow for una o

Anyway. Even though I was elected democratically, I yam hereby Shanging the prostitution constitution unilaterally.

I hereby ban all electoral activities for the next 12 months. If you are not satisied, You are all welcomed to protest in the streets of Syria.

For those that are frustrated, My govt has contacted Julius Berger to erect several thousand gallows in all the Geo-Political zones You can chook your neck hinside to show your grievances.

Also even though there wont be electrisity supply eksept in the Presidential kuotas, We would ensure that we have functioning transformers on all junctions so disgruntled elements can hug en masse

To my opponents First of all Mr Nateevs: I bow for you o. If dem leave you, You go push plane start. You sef wan dey follow me dey drag. You don see Fatai Rolling Dollars for Mr Universe before? You sef wan win. Leave hinternet if you are not satisfied meet me for Ojuelegba Under bridge I go beat you well rub sand sand for your face join.

To my other hopponeint Mr Konga or wetin dem dey call you.

To those that want to celebrate my victory and declare their loyalty, Youi should present your wife to me for a whole weekend. This is the unltinmate show of respect to the Hemperror.

As I don win so these are my 7 point agenda

BAYERN fans: Since we are the blue blooded elite fans on this forum you are free to make your own rules and change it at any time, You are free to bully any fan especially clubs with less than 4 CL titles

Manure fans: Make una make sure you win that Europa cup and be crowned the King of lesser and inferior teams for Europe. We need a worthy succesor to FC Porto, Atletico madrid etc failure to win that me and una don enter the same trouser

GAYYNERS aka Arsenal fans: Una don enter another round of wahala, Any loss of point na 2 hours of Hard core Apala and TerryG music on una thread. At the end of season, failure to win trophy is a crime punishable by Akpakoing.

Shekpe fans aka Chelsea fans: Una must to sell Fernando Torres or make him begin score anything short of that, Na wahala between me and you. And I no wan see nonsense argument on una threead again

Liverpool Scousers: Its either your thread becomes active or we merge it with equally dead threads like AC Milans we are saving space

AC Milan fans: See above

Barcelona fans: Ok una own don do, No be only una dey Europe, No be only una we come watch, Shuo!!! reach make you remain for others but one task, Ensure Mourinhoe remains without the La Liga and try your best to frustrate him out of Spain, Una fit contact Boko Haram for their services at discounted rate

Real Madrid fans: Just ensure you play well beat every team in La Liga 10-0 but make sure you lose the La Liga title to Barca and CL to Bayern your CL husband. You can manage with Copa dey Rey. That one don do you, No dey do Long throat

Tottenham fans: My only mission for you is to ensure you beat GAYYners and finish ahead of them in the table. Thats a trophy on its own

ALL OTHER FANS: You dont count If you are not satisfied, write a petition and post it here, otherwise you can go to Yobe and do evangelism for Boko Haram

Cheers

it been long since Dayo has been performing mad comedy lol madt guy

oloriooko:
You mean the better team?

exactly bro forgive my error lol nairalanders sha. Una eyes dey quick see errors