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Very funny thread

May the best team win.

Charlesdock:
1. Since it not recorded in d bible then you don't need it. Does soul winning has holiday? I don't know. 2. Your verse doesn't correspond to the post. Jesus wasn't born the 25th of December or even in december because what shepherd will be in the snow! That shows it summer, it probably one Roman pagan worship converted to replicate a christian festival. The bible never recorded the disciples celebrate one festival. Now if we were to celebrate christ's birthday it should be everyday because of what he did not some special day.

What makes you people think the weather condition of that time would be the same as now besides this event took place in the region now called middle east. Does it even snow there?

Again dont eskimos come out during the snowstorm all they need to do is to get heavy closer.

Besides when doing something what matters is your heart and purpose for celebrating. If after looking at the love and joy, happiness, devotion that happens during christmas you still find something wrong about it na you sabi

The man is sad he wont be among the Managers that beat Mou.

#No More Free Bonanza

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Manager Sam Allardyce is disappointed hewill not have the opportunity to pit his wits against Jose Mourinho when Sunderland travel to Chelsea on Saturday, saying, "I'm sad to see Jose go".Mourinho parted company with Chelsea onThursday by mutual consent after a disappointing start to his side's Barclays Premier League title defence which garnered 15 points from 16 matches and leaves the Blues lying in 16th place in the table.But Allardyce was looking forward to the challenge of taking on the most successful manager in Chelsea's history and was quick to pay tribute to the achievements of the three-time BPL title winner."I'm sad to see Jose go," said Allardyce, who has not beaten the Portuguese in the BPL in 10 attempts. "One, because I got to know him quite well and, two, he's a great manager with great character and he's a loss to the Premier League."Only time will tell on whether there's a better performance, or reaction, from the players than while Jose was in charge."It's a pretty bad indictment on the players if they perform better than they have done recently just because Jose has lost his job, but, who knows, there seems to be that reaction sometimes from a squad of players."Because of the underachievement that's happened at Chelsea, even a great manager like Jose has lost his job, and that shows you we are all in the business of results when we manage a football club."Eden Hazard is a doubt for the meeting after limping off with a hip injury in the defeat at Leicester, while Radamel Falcao is unlikely to overcome a muscle issue in time to feature.Sebastian Larsson (knee) will miss out, butAllardyce could call on Younes Kaboul, who missed the 1-0 defeat to Watford through illness, while Lee Cattermole may return from a back injury.Chelsea (from):Amelia, Begovic, Blackman, Courtois, Azpilicueta, Cahill, Djilobodji, Ivanovic, Rahman, Terry, Zouma,Fabregas, Hazard, Loftus-Cheek, Matic, Mikel, Oscar, Ramires, Traore, Willian, Costa, Kenedy, Pedro, Remy.Sunderland (from):Mannone, Pantilimon, Stryjek, Brown, Coates, Jones, Kaboul, Matthews, O'Shea, Van Aanholt, Yedlin, Buckley, Cattermole, Gomez, Johnson, M'Vila, Rodwell, Borini, Defoe, Fletcher, Gooch, Graham, Lens, Toivonen, Watmore

http://m.premierleague.com/en-gb/matches/2015-2016/epl.summary.html/chelsea-vs-sunderland

dmcdad:
Guy no let person deceive you ooooo. The last time was also a sack. Better sack.

E be like say na you type the sack later abi. All reports point to mutual consent to leave

barackohandso:
I hear oh. The guy too sabi jor. So tay him legendary status enter sacking mode

Wetin una play With that chinese club

sephia:
That's not the issue. The way people hype him one would think he was doing something extraordinary. If Ranieri wins the league this season, then that's truly the special one

we all know it wont happen besides If it happens it wont be too far off from what Mou did With porto

Nihilist:
Bros I didn't even know that

Can you imagine?

I'm just remembering Rafa Benitez that was hated and booed by all the fans, and reportedly some of the players when he turned up.

Likeability? In Football?

to think that Chelsea could sign benitez is in ltself a wonder or samuel eto

Chelseafan1:
Let me the first to drop this here before it's too late.

Our season starts this weekend.

Cc

Coded01, Dmcdad, Barackohandso, Adelana1, Pamcode, Sircumalot, Sinizia, Keky, Byke byke, Sebod

No lele haters get ready bonanza don end o.

P.s - i hope so for my own sake

funlord:


Labour market? Chineke!!!

But why?..Lmfao!!!

don't laugh too much monaco is just waiting for jah or summer to snap him up

Funny isnt it

Ibime:
I dont see anyone that can do a job for 6 months but Hiddink. All the other big managers are tied up till summer. Unless you prefer Juande Ramos.

what about Avram grant. Anyone can fill in Anyway as long as a change for the better happens. I sincerely hope our problem isnt because of a burn-out tho

Ibime:
No one can accuse Roman of impatience. . .

Jose is a legend but hubris and pride did for him.

He will be back at Chelsea. . . .

I dey wait to greet my man Hiddink. . .

Hiddink? I hope he can still perform no offence to him but i read somewhere sometimes ago that he seems to have lost his marbles particularly in coaching and he needs to retire

[b] Mourinho has turned champions into chumps. Eden Hazard, last season’s playerof the year, has failed to score in 27 games. Diego Costa has forgotten where the goal is, Cesc Fabregas could barely spell the word assist at present and stalwarts like John Terry, Gary Cahill and Branislav Ivanovic look like washed up has-beens.[ /b]

Journalist too get bad mouth

barackohandso:
After now dem go say our fasting and prayer no dey work. See dem don sack Mourinho now, na one sign of the fasting and prayer be that oh

Cc: dmcdad, pamcode, chelseafan1, coded01, sebod

I feel you my broda. I dont know y i kinda feel sad for the guy. Anyway i hope d successor can perform d magic needed

barackohandso:
Haba. Wetin we carry wetin you throw? Na just inside fridge we dey stock am na. The fasting ministry still dey move, only say person wey we because of am dey fast sef dey enter bush play "away match". If na you you go still dey encouraged?

I feel your pain bro. I for don give up tey-tey If na me. Make una sha dey help us ask for forgiveness of sin for all the opata wey we and our manager dey always yarn.

dmcdad:
If you talk like this for Legend wey dey inside fridge, wetin you go come talk about Hazard wey enter bush while we busy dey fast and pray for him head?

You sabi dodge accusation sha. But i still get belief say things go beta

homesteady:
yeaa.

winning this tournament would make Barca the most successful team in this competition i think.I feel jealous make i no lie

homesteady:
my network is so bad, it can barely play 10 seconds before it hooks
Dmcdad I just saw Neymar on the bench maybe he is just there.

is this the first match you people will be playing in the competition

dmcdad:
Wetin bad make person put Legend for inside fridge?
Cc:barackohandso

you know wise ni na ur mind God dey look as soon as you don get plan say you wan take legend after fasting olorun go just put ur request for dustbin. Or make he daju you in the sense that him go just do the opposite of wetin you talk say make he do

dmcdad:
Haba na! If una no wan hear stories that touch, make una just do the needful. Else...

Jesu o na person wey dey fast and pray be this o. You wan cause megedefegede on Top beer no wahala, no wonder things just dey turn worse everyday. You and barackohandso una be fraud. Chelseafan1 i hope say no Chelsea Fan don pay this people money or even appreciate them o

Mourinholic:
Only thing Martial gat over Lukaku is Dribbles and a little creativity.........

The rest.......

Defenders will prefer to Face Martial to Lukaku.....

Lukaku is complete mehn

Defenders will prefer to face Lukaku in my opinion. Normally a pacy striker With good dribbling skills always prove to be headache for defenders. Problem is they are injury-prone.

Make i no lie this girl is just there thanks to God for make-up and money else she for wor-wor

sleekdot:
Lol Chelsea matter never tire you sef?

my broda the matter don pass tire sef, i don dey the situation say anything wey wan happen make e happen

coded01:
Me i no go talk am oh... Cos the next thing now dem go dey ask for ______pics...

nudes?

coded01:
Why you sef dey talk na...Make we just code am...

you wan code me? You don forget say my own moniker sef be pamcode

coded01:
Everybody just dey swap handle anyhow...
When tval is _____ he acts like a Barca fan...

tval is what? So sleekdot is dayo i tot so too the way he brought out loopholes from other monikers posts was so peculiar

SailorXY:
How? There's no Newcastle fan here na.

lord we don suffer. Newcastle is now our mate kai sailor take time o

sleekdot:
I updated it too. You get the drift about the double pivot ish

na only bottom[b]and teams who are fighting relegation would play 2 DM as double pivot because they usually dont intend to attack at all use that as a way to bolster their defence[/b]

this has to be a hit at Chelsea no doubt. Lol

Lol must have sat on his phone.

But naija people get bad mouth see that one asking If the man took alcohol

She should have worn something that would cover her arms now.

Not bad tho

I don't believe it wrong as long as no part of the scriptures is broken when celebrating and it is done With a pure heart and urge to grow closer to God and other humans. As for me i and my family will celebrate christmas

Honesty007:
its because Africa is the continent where evil destroys, while other continents satan blindfolds with knowledege to create technology and superb things. ''in all we loose Godliness and salvation by bein self dependent.
Marine kingdom is secretly destroying lives in an open dimension.

In other words some family planning practices are wrong right.

Reminds me of the first physics prac i did where we were asked to get intercept on the graph. A friend asked me what i got and i said 1050, the guy wanted to die. Imagine an ss 1 std that didnt know what intercept on graph meant . At that time my head dull. I payed attention in prac class wella after that incident