Kachisbarbie:


Hahaha.
You sure say you well? Oya share your own experience make I read

naijaboiy:
[b]So many experiences.

But I can't forget the one that I and my younger brother threw a disco light into a dry bush just in front of our house and an electric pole was just close to that place. The whole place started to burn,due to the dry season. I was really scared that the whole village will be set ablaze so I and my brother quickly ran home and pretended like nothing was wrong.

Later on my dad called me and scolded me. It turned out someone had informed him while they were trying to put out the massive fire.

I also remember in 2003/04 when I wanted to hold a 3 sound knock out stick and the whole thing exploded in my hands.

I was in pains for the rest of the christmas,but it didn't stop me from eating chicken o

I also remember sometime in 2009 when I left an already lit rocket banger to to explode under my mum's car because I was scared of the sparks that fell on me while I was holding it. Thank God she wasn't around that evening,only God knows the kind of slap I would have received.

Lalasticlala come and share your own story

Merry christmas to you monalisa185 [/b]

Alexander001:
Mine happened in December 2011, I lit the rocket banger, as usual it was supposed to be going up one after the other. I little did I know that law of gravity ain't smile that day. I Don't know what happened to the last one instead of going up it just landed on my palm and exploded. blood of blood! I couldn't feel my right hand, no pain,no feel.The pain just came upon me like angry rhino with bad blood on my palm. I just went to unexpected sleep, since then am no friend of rocket banger.

cupidhero:

So you mean to tell us you have been calculating the exchange rate of Naira since 1985 till date?

martyns303:
This is the first time in years that I would be spending Xmas in Nigeria, which means I am never with my family during Xmas, so I don't really have much to tell.

I usually just buy myself a couple of champagne, drink and watch movies. Which is exactly what I am doing right now as I type this.

For those of you who are able to be with ur families and loved ones, I hope u cherish every moment of it.

misspicy2:
[b][font=courier]awwwwww this brings a rush of Christmas fever into me,lemme quickly drop two experiences I had when I was a kid


cc Catlova, danbrowndmf,Duchesspunkyll (don't you dare forget ),john4aguero,stfuareyouGod, Profojah,and all romancelanders

misspicy2:
[b]awwwwww this brings a rush of Christmas fever into me,lemme quickly drop two experiences I had when I was a kid


I was a bully then due to my height,I was very tall compared to other children my age grade,in fact you will think am older than them all unless you look at my face properly,so it was 2001,my mum just birthed our last born
So we had relatives come spend Christmas with us,and there was this cousin of mine IYANU(God rest his soul) he was a gentle,meek kid,we call him DinDinrin then,because he does act mumuish

so that faithful Christmas we went around the houses in our neighbourhood and beyond eating rice and chicken and to collect Christmas money(covers face,most ajekpako children do am sha),so we got to a neighbour's house,greeted them,they gave us rice and chicken, as we were eating,I noticed Iyanu stood up and was looking morose, the next thing is a strong odour like poo smelling inside the living room,we all ran outside,Iyanu came out too,lo and behold my cousin just soiled his body with watery poo,lol,immediately I set to work,got a dongoyaro(neem tree) branch,peeled the leaves and I flogged Iyanu like mad,mind you,Iyanu was older than me age wise, lol ,
the woman of the house came out and begged me to leave him,he was screaming,so she gave me water,I cleaned him up and had to clean the whole chair where he sat on too....was a messy work lol,and I used that to blackmail him for long,he did all my chores in exchange for not telling his mummy till they left



long story isn't it?
okay here is another one


I was a lover of burnt jollof rice until this episode,I guess it should be 2004 Christmas,so I always eat the burnt part of jollof rice,and as usual my mum had kept that part for me inside the big pot,I went to the backyard and settled down to eat that part with my long devil's spoon,I put my head inside the pot for easy access,my people,I started scratching and eating,lo and behold when the time to remove my head came,I couldn't ,I did all I could I couldn't still remove my head and upper part of my body,I started screaming,mumsy ran outside,my siblings came too,instead of them to help they started laughing, next thing I felt was pain of beating on my buttocks,my mum flogged me ehn,then she helped remove me from the pot,see me with oil and rice dripping all over me [/b]





My friends and Nairalanders,Merry Christmas and a prosperous new year

cc Catlova, danbrowndmf,Duchesspunkyll (don't you dare forget ),john4aguero,stfuareyouGod, Profojah,and all romancelanders

Kachisbarbie:


lols @ 1985.
Yes, I have been doing that... >:.(. E dey affect you?

Kachisbarbie:
no experience. I just sit down at home and calculate exchange rate

mikkypel:

So 2011, you have not gotten sense

Truckpusher:
My tongue is tied.

misspicy2:
[b]awwwwww this brings a rush of Christmas fever into me,lemme quickly drop two experiences I had when I was a kid


I was a bully then due to my height,I was very tall compared to other children my age grade,in fact you will think am older than them all unless you look at my face properly,so it was 2001,my mum just birthed our last born
So we had relatives come spend Christmas with us,and there was this cousin of mine IYANU(God rest his soul) he was a gentle,meek kid,we call him DinDinrin then,because he does act mumuish

so that faithful Christmas we went around the houses in our neighbourhood and beyond eating rice and chicken and to collect Christmas money(covers face,most ajekpako children do am sha),so we got to a neighbour's house,greeted them,they gave us rice and chicken, as we were eating,I noticed Iyanu stood up and was looking morose, the next thing is a strong odour like poo smelling inside the living room,we all ran outside,Iyanu came out too,lo and behold my cousin just soiled his body with watery poo,lol,immediately I set to work,got a dongoyaro(neem tree) branch,peeled the leaves and I flogged Iyanu like mad,mind you,Iyanu was older than me age wise, lol ,
the woman of the house came out and begged me to leave him,he was screaming,so she gave me water,I cleaned him up and had to clean the whole chair where he sat on too....was a messy work lol,and I used that to blackmail him for long,he did all my chores in exchange for not telling his mummy till they left



long story isn't it?
okay here is another one


I was a lover of burnt jollof rice until this episode,I guess it should be 2004 Christmas,so I always eat the burnt part of jollof rice,and as usual my mum had kept that part for me inside the big pot,I went to the backyard and settled down to eat that part with my long devil's spoon,I put my head inside the pot for easy access,my people,I started scratching and eating,lo and behold when the time to remove my head came,I couldn't ,I did all I could I couldn't still remove my head and upper part of my body,I started screaming,mumsy ran outside,my siblings came too,instead of them to help they started laughing, next thing I felt was pain of beating on my buttocks,my mum flogged me ehn,then she helped remove me from the pot,see me with oil and rice dripping all over me [/b]





My friends and Nairalanders,Merry Christmas and a prosperous new year

cc Catlova, danbrowndmf,Duchesspunkyll (don't you dare forget ),john4aguero,stfuareyouGod, Profojah,and all romancelanders

naijaboiy:
[b]So many experiences.

But I can't forget the one that I and my younger brother threw a disco light into a dry bush just in front of our house and an electric pole was just close to that place. The whole place started to burn,due to the dry season. I was really scared that the whole village will be set ablaze so I and my brother quickly ran home and pretended like nothing was wrong.

Later on my dad called me and scolded me. It turned out someone had informed him while they were trying to put out the massive fire.

I also remember in 2003/04 when I wanted to hold a 3 sound knock out stick and the whole thing exploded in my hands.

I was in pains for the rest of the christmas,but it didn't stop me from eating chicken o

I also remember sometime in 2009 when I left an already lit rocket banger to to explode under my mum's car because I was scared of the sparks that fell on me while I was holding it. Thank God she wasn't around that evening,only God knows the kind of slap I would have received.

Lalasticlala come and share your own story

Merry christmas to you monalisa185 [/b]

Alexander001:
what is this one saying?

Monalisa185:
*picks up the mic*

Good morning ladies and gentlemen...God knows how much I have been waiting for this day...it's that time of the year when we get to share our past Christmas experiences (I'm sure we all have had one in the past )...don't give me that look ...could be what happened when you were growing up and so on....but since they say "charity begins at home", I would gladly open the floor
By
*clears throat*....it happened when I was little and I vowed never to forget it and to always remember it every 25th of December...a bit of a funny experience though ...i always heard people call anyone beside them to join them whenever they were eating ("come and join me ooo", and the response i always heard was ("no, thank you ooo"...so, that very year, we went to the village for the Christmas celebration... on the Christmas day, we had all finished eating that evening, since I happen to be the last in the family, I was always given a double portion of food (naso I like food reach ooo), probably before bedtime (God bless my mama )

It was almost my bedtime, so I went to my mama and asked her for my second portion of food and chicken(my favorite parts were the head and both legs, though I now hate them with passion, lol)...she knew I was no longer hungry, that I just wanted to eat the chicken,so she gave me a little rice and one leg of the chicken... I managed to eat the rice (mehn, I was so full already)...I was warming up to dissect the chicken when something said to me "won't you practice that thing you have been learning?"...haaaaaaa!! which kain temptation come be this na? I said to myself " you should have reminded me when i was eating the rice na"...but as a child with an indomie brain, I decided to practice ooo...Unfortunately for me, my immediate elder brother was playing a game beside me, so I asked him "Chizzy, come and join me ooo".... Kai!!! that dude had no chill at all, he did not even wait for me to finish, he grabbed the chicken from my hand and was eating it...haha, you needed to have seen my face...Damn!!! for crying out loud, I was expecting the normal, normal " no, thank you oo"...lol, that annoying fella looked at me and said "oh, sorry baby sis...thanks for the meat, you can now go and sleep"... omo, that thing pain me nobe small ooo...

I ran back to mama, crying..guess what? she sent me to bed too *sad face*...I slept that night dreaming of the chicken, and I didn't talk to my brother till we left the village (lol, you know that Kain bitter malice na)..... Finally ,finally, I devised a new means of asking someone to join me while eating.."come and join me, thank you, don't mention"...lol, that one dey pain enter bone marrow ...ehhhh, call me 'stingy'...once bitten...you know the rest na

Ladies and gents!! that was the funny/bitter Christmas experience I had in the past...it's now time for each and everyone of you to share your's...com'on, don't be lazy..make today a memorable one .... Before I drop the mic for the next person, I would like to send a Christmas shout out to the following people:

pinceprinz
faith551
martyns303
flokii
stfuareyouGod
primeministerr
murphyibiam15
Queennikky
sameer1212
chandli
naijaboiy
julianne10
Lalasticlala
tosyne2much
vizkiz
cutehector
roctation
ugliest
farano
Alienstar
jolllyjoy
Decker
fajani
pretydiva
moezzy
donTbone
obiorathesubtle
osedvgirl
tunchi101
misspicy2
pweetychyka
potestdeus
Afrok
ajinoride
nature8
fistking01
johnsown
mzztega
donbenedict
iceberylin
20bc
cupidhero
twaci
Davidmoyes
ceenoEvu
dyn1800
deetus
ishiilove

and every other person that drops by.... I wish you all--------happiness, love, fulfilment,peace, prosperity, friendship, joy, blessings,kindness, strength and grace this day.... MERRY XMAS.....Enjoy the rest of your day #peace

*drops mic*

Iya womi thanks.....
Merry Christmas too....

mikkypel:


He is saying the right thing

Monalisa185:
hysmady

oh my dear....sorry about your loss...I celebrate your mum with you today....it's well


Kachisbarbie [

i don't believe you jor.

SammyO4real

nothing to share, nothing to visit

oloyolo:
um I experienced a similar scenario don't know if it was ur own oo are u from mbaukwu i mean the fire incident

Lol..no.

This was in edo state.

Monalisa185:
[b]naijaboiy


lol....stubborn boy....so you almost set your whole village ablaze?.....by now,..you for dey cool off for your village cell ......and you for dey use your school fees dey pay for your mumsy car...


Lalasticlala go dey dodge this Kain thread na, he won't come and say "thank you" for the wishes ooo, buh if I invite am to come chaw, him go run come.... lala, na joke oooo

abiagirl777


don't worry, you'll get a shorter thread next year...merry Xmas


Deetus


lol, your brothers had no chill too


btw, you welcome...


misspicy2


hahahaha...that your second experience was epic o...lol....and these people never unban you ni? dem no get joy atol ooo



martyns303


lol....I'm sure you ain't spending the Xmas alone...#winks....just keep my glass of champ ooo

Fajani


this your prayer no bad oooo


buh no vex o, wetin dey happen for elegushi tomorrow?


Afrok

lol, you dey find six packs via truckpushing....I hail ooo...as for that girl wey you use your afro hair get, hope sey you cut small givam oooo...shaaaaa, you had some wonderful experiences[/b]

Ah!!! Just tell me how u want it delivered. Nothing will give me more pleasure.