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Dear nairalanders can someone pls tell me if there is anything wrong in me going to viewing center to watch match.;>Yesterday i was preparing to go and watch chelsea's match only for my mum to tell me that i was not going anywhere,when i insisted(am 18 for pete sake) she told me if i leave she wont open the door for me and when i asked her why she told me only irresponsible pple go to viewing centers to watch football.So my question is it true that it irresponsible ppple that go out to watch ball. P.s: am still at loggerheads with her because dat miss pain me die

i smell lies bt anyway rip to the dead if it true

Loic Remy stood in for the injured Diego
Costa but was himself substituted just
minutes after opening the scoring against
Maribor having injured his groin whilst
shooting
Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho has
admitted that Didier Drogba could start
Sunday's clash with Manchester United after
Loic Remy limped out of the 6-0 win versus
Maribor.
Mourinho expects Remy to be out for "a
couple of weeks" with the injury, while first
choice forward Diego Costa has missed the
Blues' last two games with a hamstring
complaint and mystery surrounds his
fitness.
Remy started well in the clash with the
Slovenian champions and gave the home
side the lead in the 13th minute with a
precise driven effort from the edge of the
penalty area.
Yet he was substituted just two minutes
later, having hurt his groin in the process of
shooting.
Should both Remy and Costa miss the trip to
Old Trafford on Sunday, club legend Drogba
could be given the nod to lead the line as
Chelsea look to extend their lead at the top
of the Premier League table.
"I was not expecting [Drogba] to play 75
minutes," Mourinho said. "He had to come
on as the striker. It was too early for the
kids to come on and play 75 minutes.
"He could be there [against Manchester
United]. It was good for him to be on the
pitch."http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/2914/champions-league/2014/10/21/5339901/drogba-could-face-manchester-united-as-chelsea-hit-by-injury?CMPID=FBUK_141021_DrogbaChelseaInjuryCrisis

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............. ...VAGINAL ITCHING........ ........
Vaginal itching, or vulvar itching, is a
tingling or
uncomfortable irritation of the vaginal skin
and the
surrounding area (vulva). If you have this
condition, you may
want to know some of its common
* CAUSES
, including:
Chemical Irritants.
Products with various chemical elements
such as
detergents,femi nine sprays, fabric
softeners, ointments,
douches, creams, and contraceptive foams
or jellies that can
cause itching and discomfort.
*
....Vaginal Yeast Infection.
*
It involves a discharge that is white and
curd-like. It can be
the effects brought on by antibiotics,
pregnancy,
menstruation, condom use, birth control
pills, sexual
intercourse, diabetes, and a weakened
immune system.
*
Vaginitis.
This is a common occurrence in
preadolescence, but older
women can catch it as well. It involves
inflammation,
discharge, itching, and odor that are
effects of other
infections, including sexually transmitted
diseases.
Menopause. This period in a woman's life
causes estrogen
drop that results in vaginal wall thinning
and less lubrication,
which may trigger vaginal itching.
Stress.
This may increase vaginal itching and
make you more prone
to infections.
Other possible causes of vaginal itching,
though these are
less common,
include:
Pinworms.They can cause parasitic
infection that triggers
vaginal itching. The condition often affects
children.
*
Skin Conditions. There are skin conditions
that affect the
vulvar skin, some of which may even be
pre cancerous. Ask
your doctor about your skin condition as
early as possible to
detect potential problems.
*
Symptom: A Tell-Tale Sign Vaginal itching
can be the result of
various environmental factors. It can also
come from
something as simple as trapped bacteria
under too many
layers of clothing. Warmth and moisture
make the perfect
environment for incubating infections.
Vaginal itching can be
a manifestation of a variety of infections,
.....such as....
bacterial vaginitis, vaginal yeast infection,
and trichomoniasis.
The itching can also signal an allergy in
soap, deodorant or
dye chemicals, or may simply be a sign of
thinning vaginal
tissues in women approaching
menopause.
*
Symptom Relief
WAYS TO RELIEF VAGINA ITCHING
There are ways to relieve yourself of
vaginal itching with
simple and logical approaches, including:
Get a Sitz Bath. A
sitz bath or hip bath is a type of bath in
which only the hips
and buttocks are soaked. Several forms of
vaginitis respond
well to simple home remedy of water and
saline solution. You
can do this by dissolving a half-cup table
salt in a shallow tub
of warm water. When you are in the tub,
insert your finger
into your vagina to let the solution in.
Remove your finger
afterwards and relax for 10 to 15 minutes.
Do this for two to
three consecutive nights. Abstain for the
Duration. Do not
engage in sexual activities, especially
intercourse, until the
itching clears up. If the itchiness was
transmitted by your
partner, you should really avoid re-
exposing yourself to
trouble. You may show love in other ways.
Be creative.
Consider Using Condoms. Condoms can
protect you from
unwanted pregnancy and sexually
transmitted diseases. Try
getting used to condoms to be on the safe
side. However, if a
bout of vaginal itching seems to follow
condom use, you may
be allergic to the condom's latex rubber,
powder coating, or
lubricant. If this
happens, stop using condoms and resort
to other preventive
measures instead.
*
Bag the Douche and Powder.
Douching does not help relieve vaginal
itching, and it may
actually be dangerous. Douching may drive
infectious
particles up through the cervix and cause
pelvic inflammatory
disease. The use of cornstarch and talcum
powder is
questionable as well. Tiny particles may
collect near the
ovaries over time, which may increase the
risk of ovarian
cancer.
***Consult Your Doctor***
When to consult your doctor? If the itching
persists for more
than three days and does not respond to
home remedies or
is getting progressively worse, you may
need to consult your
doctor about the nature of your infection.
Depending on the type of infection, your
doctor will
recommend the proper approach or
treatment. Also, if you
cannot pinpoint the cause of your itching,
you may want to
ask your doctor, just to be on the safe side.
Get Help for Menopause Symptoms.
*
If you are approaching menopause, ask
your doctor
regarding changes that you may
experience in the vaginal
region. Ask him or her about treatments
for itching caused by
changes due to the impending
menopause. Hormone
replacement therapy is an alternative, but
ask about
prescription hormonal creams for the
vagina as well.
*
Treatment or Prevention for Yeast
Infections Though vaginal
yeast infections are quite common,
frustrating, and
burdensome, these infections respond well
to treatment.
There are also preventive measures to
counter such
occurrences

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i pray o

ope o manure fans just they bone for my area e just sweet me for body. Last straw: mukina2,honeric,ogbeche oya three of you kneel down there *brings out cane*why u no move this thread go fp,*receives no ans and proceeds to administer 50 lashes on their backs*nonsense children u go do am again?

blue is the colour niggas chelsea is the team of the century man up bluez u just made my night

[quote
author=Skimpledawg post=27337770]E don b Chelsea match, dem no wan carry
am go FP! Diaris.......! Newaiz, Chelseabmw, chimerase, ai ce una o






#TEAM BLUES till Rapture[/quote]i no know wetin we do mukina o anyway up bluez we rule

SKA Man City
35 Igor Akinfeev Joe Hart 1
4 Sergey Ignashevich Eliaquim Mangala 20
6 Alexei Berezutsky Vincent Kompany 4
24 Vasily Berezutskiy Aleksandar Kolarov 11
42 Georgy Shchennikov Pablo Zabaleta 5
2 Mario Fernandes Yaya Touré 42
25 Roman Eremenko Fernando 6
66 Bebars Natcho David Silva 21
23 Georgi Milanov James Milner 7
7 Zoran Tosic Edin Dzeko 10
18 Ahmed Musa Sergio Agüero 16
Substitutes
19 Aleksandrs Cauna Martín Demichelis 26
88 Seydou Doumbia Wilfredo Caballero 13
1 Sergey Chepchugov Gaël Clichy 22
14 Kirill Nababkin Jesús Navas 15
71 Konstantin Bazelyuk Bacary Sagna 3
15 Dmitri Efremov Stevan Jovetic 35

luvola:
I pity all these Madrid fans that underate Liverpool. Daniel sturridge is back from injury and some other players.. Underate Liverpool at your own peril. He go shock una.

in other words that ur topic on his prolonged injury na lie abi i just dey look u in HD

Possible line-ups
CSKA Moscow: Akinfeev; Nababkin, V
Berezutski, Ignashevich, Schennikov;
Efremov, Tošić, Natcho, Eremenko, Milanov;
Musa.
Manchester City: Hart; Zabaleta, Kompany,
Demichelis, Kolarov; Fernandinho, Touré;
Silva, Agüero, Milner, Dzeko .

mcdreeezy:
Why is a Chelsea fan opening our match thread na?

sorry o i just thought i should open it since no barca fan thought of doing so besides there is no rule that says rival fans cannot open a thread for rival clubs

freecocoa:
Wtf? How did you arrive at that conclusion? You must know some twisted females o.

the deed has been done dear i think he is even appealing or so

freecocoa:
Wtf? How did you arrive at that conclusion? You must know some twisted females o.

actually i got part of it from nollywood and some of my female friends, i just told one now and she was like eyaaah what could have caused him to do it, now 5yrs of his life would be wasted *sniffs*

freecocoa:
So I must know the lady before I support justice? This isn't even justice enough but we'll manage.

At all at all na winsh.

i just typed that because females usualy feel emotional for the convicted accussed even if they know he is guilty xcept of course if they are somehow related to the victim of the crime

freecocoa:
Hehehee.

what funny did you know the lady he killed

this are the step by step listing of the words of the judge

http://www.ibtimes.co.in/oscar-pistorius-sentencing-live-will-reeva-steenkamp-killer-walk-free-judgment-day-611889;04 IST: Masipa finds that Oscar must serve
five years imprisonment for culpable
homicide.
Pistorius is asked to rise
2: 02pm IST: Masipa says the sentence
cannnot be too severe too soft.
2:01pm IST: Masipa says that she believes
that in Oscar's case, a suspended sentence
would not be appropriate. She says she has
considered all kinds of sentence for
Pistorious
1: 53pm IST: Masipa emphasises that the
toilet was a small enclosed space and the
accused also had training in the use of
firearms. She still reads other cases to relate
to her decision.
1:43 IST: Judge Masipa in determining an
appropriate sentence is to look at the
degree of culpability of the accused. Masipa
also points out that the ability of the
accused to foresee the result of his action
must also be considered. She then narrates
stories of two similar cases of culpable
homicide that has taken place.
1:40pm IST: Masipa now talks about Reeva.
She was 'promising', full of hope for the
future and lived life to the full. But nothing
can reverse what happened on 14 February
2013.
1:35pm IST: Masipa says that there is no
case in the fact that he was affected and
suffered becuase of media. Says that she
does not agree with the State that Oscar's
mental and physical vulnerabilities should
not be considered. Notes that the interest of
society demands that a person must be
punished when they err. South African law
is equal to everyone, she says.
It is more an era of 'Eye for an eye', she says
1:32pm IST: Masipa now deals with the
serious nature of the charges Oscar is found
guilty of. He knew that there was someone
behind the toilet door, says judge. The
accused was also trained in use of firearm.
It is 'aggrevating'. He seems apologetic and
had remourse.
1:29pm IST: Masipa makes the example that
even pregnant women - who are most
vulnerable during this time, are sentenced to
prison terms. The example instantly gets
picked up in social media and YouTube
channels broadcasting the sentencing live.
1:23pm IST: Masipa says that States expert
witness was reliable and he honest and
made concessions where necessary. Says,
the prison was sufficiently equipped to
support Pistorius. she further says, that the
Dept of Correctional Sercises is equipped to
deal with any medical issues that the
accused may have. There are varieties of
equipment and facilities to deal with any
kind of problem.
1:21pm IST: Masipa said she was not
convinced and was very disappointed by
negatively biased evidence of expert
witness.
1:20pm IST: Masipa now deals with the
personal circumstances of the accused. That
he is 27 years old, a double amputee and he
has no income. She also describes the
difficulty in moving he experienced during
his childhood.
1: 15pm IST: Masipa recounts some of the
evidence given by Reeva Steenkamp's
cousin, which included Reeva's upbringing.
She then moves on to the evidence given
about the state of Correctional service
centres where Oscar may be held.
1:11pm IST: Masipa now deals with Oscar's
achievements as an athlete as well as all the
charity work that he did during this
time. Masipa now moves onto the evidence
in aggravation led by the State
1: 09pm: Masipa looks at some of the
recommendations made for Oscar's
sentence. these recommendations included
three years house arrest, 16 hours of
community service served for 8 hours twice
a month.
1: 02pm: Judge Masipa emphasises that the
decision to sentence is hers alone despite
the assistance of the assessors. Masipa
recounts that finding an appropriate
sentence is difficult as there may be more
than one right sentence.
1:00pm : Judge Masipa asks Pistorius to
remain seated. She states that the accused is
found guilty of one count of culpable
homicide.
Update 12:35pm IST: Large contingent of
media fraternity has gathered in front of the
Pretoria High court as the sentencing is
expected to begin in less than half an hour.
Steenkamp's and Pistorius family members
are seen arriving at the court room

LaBellaMafiaZA:
What's a drall?

a type of being that very hairy in star wars novel ithought u knew about it since u mentioned chewbacca a character in the novel

MrIknowAll:
Girls with Manly voices...

bt dat kind of sexy to me

LaBellaMafiaZA:
Hairy chest? LMFAO. Sounds like a Chewbacca

more like drall if u ask me

imagine this dreamer o it seems there are lot of dreamers in romance section this days *urinates on thread*

i don show o bluez for life chelsea 3-0 maribor guy come post preview now

xynerise:
Na like this we want play Chelsea?

take heart bro we wont score more than 6

missberrypop5:
yes o. We gonna run this place tonight. Thanks neldrizzy, you're a big darling. I've gat cupcakes for you, sameer1212, debosola and other united fans. Our Men will make us proud again tonight.

sorry darling you are going in for a shocker

The Catalans have yet to taste defeat in La
Liga this season but they were beaten at th
Parc des Princes last time out in Group F, so
need three points at Camp Nou
Javier Mascherano has urged Barcelona to
stay focused on Tuesday's Champions
League home clash with Ajax, despite
obvious distractions.
The Catalan giants can ill-afford another slip
up in Group F after a 3-2 loss at Paris Saint-
Germain last time out.
With the season's first Clasico coming just
four days after the visit of the Eredivisie
champions, coach Luis Enrique has already
warned his players against taking their eye
off the ball in midweek.
Those sentiments were echoed by
Mascherano as the versatile Argentina
international set his sights on success in
Europe, with domestic ambitions on the
back burner for now.
"The most important game is always the
next one," he told the club's official website.
"If you win [the next game], that changes
the following one.
"We need to win against Ajax and go into
the Clasico with confidence."
The Argentine's team-mate Xavi stressed th
importance of compensating for their
previous defeat to PSG.
"After the slip-up in Paris, we have to take
three points," he said.
Barca, who will be without defender
Thomas Vermaelen (hamstring), beat APOEL
1-0 on match day one, but their loss in the
French capital sees them second in the
group - one point behind PSG.
Luis Enrique's men head into the game
sitting top of the Spanish top flight and
fresh from a 3-0 win over Eibar, in which
striker Lionel Messi scored once to move to
within two strikes of becoming La Liga's
record goalscorer.
Draws against PSG and APOEL have Ajax
reasonably placed after two matches and
stalemates have been a common theme for
Frank de Boer's side in recent times.
Ajax have had to share the spoils in their las
three clashes - most recently a 1-1 draw
against Twente on Saturday.
Kolbeinn Sigthorsson netted a 71st-minute
equaliser as the four-time defending
Eredivisie champions fell four points behind
leaders PSV.
The two sides played each other in the
group stages last term as Messi scored a
hat-trick in Barcelona's 4-0 home win.
But Ajax won their home clash 2-1,
with Thulani Serero, a doubt for this game
with a hamstring injury, and Danny Hoesen
both scoring in the first half.
De Boer will be looking to get one over on
the club he spent four years at as a player
between 1999 and 2003.
http://www.goal.com/en/match/barcelona-vs-ajax/1923629/preview

seydam21:
yea, My blood is red!
What do have to say

what do i have to say ? U dont sound like a bonafide red devil supporter

Roma striker Mattia Destro is excited to see
his side test themselves against Bayern
Munich on Tuesday.
The Serie A title challengers have returned
to the UEFA Champions League for the first
time since 2011 this season and have made
a bright start to their campaign.
A 5-1 Group E demolition of CSKA Moscow
was followed by an encouraging 1-1 draw
at Premier League champions Manchester
City last month.
That sets the capital club up nicely for the
challenge of facing Bayern - Champions
League winners in 2012-13 and semi-
finalists last term.
Destro scored in the fourth minute of
Roma's 3-0 win against Chievo on Saturday,
a result that was the ideal response to a 3-2
loss at three-time defending Serie A
champions Juventus.
And Roma's latest win has Destro excited
ahead of the visit of Pep Guardiola's Bayern.
"It will be a wonderful match," the striker
told Sky Sport Italia. "We'll be in front of our
own fans, so we can't wait.
"We were convinced [about our credentials]
from the start of the season. We'll go
through our journey and see where we end
up.
"We play every weekend and try to impose
our football, always going for victory."
Destro's thoughts were echoed by Roma
coach Rudi Garcia, who said he "really can't
wait" to play the Bundesliga champions.
Roma will also be wary of Manchester City,
who sit third in the pool but have back-to-
back clashes against CSKA Moscow on the
horizon.
Bayern, meanwhile, top Group E after
successive 1-0 triumphs and have won
their last five matches in all competitions.
They have not conceded since August and
thrashed rock-bottom Werder Bremen 6-0
in the Bundesliga on Saturday, with captain
Philipp Lahm scoring a rare double.
Guardiola expressed his delight afterwards
at how well his players had responded to
international duty.
Robert Lewandowski was an unused
substitute in the six-goal romp while Franck
Ribery only played the last 29 minutes as
Guardiola kept one eye on the European
challenge ahead.
Bastian Schweinsteiger has finally returned
to training after a knee injury but will not
appear, while a recurrence of Thiago
Alcantara's own knee problem has him
sidelined indefinitely.
The two sides met in Roma's last
Champions League campaign - Bayern
winning 2-0 in Munich in September 2010
before overturning a two-goal deficit to
win the return clash 3-2 source: http://pulse.ng/sports/football/champions-league-preview-roma-v-bayern-munich-id3208194.html

Monday 29 September 2014
Manchester City face a tough task in their
must-win Champions League clash with
Roma, who have won all six of their matches
in all competitions this season.
The Italian club sit top of Group E after
demolishing CSKA Moscow 5-1 in their
opening fixture, with Gervinho, so often a
target for derision during two inconsistent
seasons at Arsenal, scoring twice.
City, who lost 1-0 to Bayern first time out
after a dramatic strike from Jerome Boateng,
go into the match having scored 11 goals in
a week, following a seven-goal rout of
Sheffield Wednesday in the Capital One Cup
with a 4-2 league victory at Hull. The Roma
defence should provide more of an obstacle -
they have conceded just two goals in Serie A
and Europe thus far, and are bolstered by the
signing of Ashley Cole, who will make his first
appearance back on English soil since leaving
Chelsea in the summer.
The clubs have never met, but City will take
heart from Roma’s decidedly mixed record
against Premier League clubs, particularly
away from home. They have failed to win any
of their last nine matches on English soil, and
Manchester was the site of one of the most
humiliating defeats in the club’s history,
when Manchester United trounced the Italian
side 7-1 in the quarter finals of the 2007
Champions League.
KICK-OFF: Tuesday, 7.45pm
PAST THREE MEETINGS…
The clubs have never met before.
STATS…
Gervinho has scored 15 goals in his first 40
matches for Roma. The Ivorian had scored
just six by this point in his Arsenal career.
Roma last won in England on February 22,
2001, when a single goal from Gianni Guigou
was enough to beat Liverpool in the second
leg of their UEFA Cup fourth round tie. Even
then, Liverpool progressed 2-1 on aggregate.
Manchester City completed 352 successful
passes at Bayern Munich out of 418 attempts.
Their hosts completed 521 out of 598.
Sergio Aguero scored six goals in five games
in last year’s Champions League group stage,
the most by any Manchester City player.
Source: http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/european/champions-league-manchester-city-vs-roma-match-preview-9763421.html

Odilafta:
He can cope with a big size of family vaseline and addition of 1hour to the normal time it lasts him to take his bath


Before I go,
he should also buy some bottles of beer and start chilling it now..It's usefulness cannot be over emphasized,he could either use it to restore strength when he eventually enters paradise or hold tears when he finds out she's as wide as Jacob's well


am I communicating?

lol u are not serious o do you want d op to have high bp

liverpool own don finish for uefa because i no c hw u wan do am against madrid 6-0 is what am expecting sturridge na ur only hope and that hope is gone