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In short that return leg at Camp Nou is OYO for Us.

naptu2:
69) Icheoku
This sitcom is about a court in Igboland during the colonial era. The judge was British and the court clerk was his interpreter. The members of the public only understood Igbo, while the judge only understood English.

Hillarity was provided by the funny interpretation of the court clerk. I'll post a screenshot below of an episode that I remember very well.

The court clerk and the members of the public had been waiting for a long time for the judge to arrive.

The judge arrived the court very late and he told the court clerk to apologise to the people and tell them that he came late because he was hearing cases in another community when it started raining cats and dogs, so he had to shelter in that community until the rain subsided.

The court clerk looked shocked. The judge told him to go ahead and translate what he said. So the court clerk told the people that the judge said that he was late because pussycat and dogs started raining and jumping down from the sky just as the judge was about to come to their community.

https://scontent.flos5-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/28576099_2033340736923223_573474831881480483_n.jpg?oh=ce99adc186c6fa72a8be2929c2cfd063&oe=5B01D120

70) Jacob And Papilolo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ibfz0hv6DV8


Bonus) Carry On Matron.

The Carry On series of films were very popular in Nigeria, but they were not shown on Nigerian TV for obvious reasons, except this one. This was shown on LTV.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oa4V3p5vY6o

Bonus 2) Jagua

https://scontent.flos5-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/28279734_2033448923579071_1108929906851108075_n.jpg?oh=b7ed07ff51f4c2f8db0fd25751fd42e0&oe=5B1AAEAF

https://scontent.flos5-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/28168665_2033449010245729_2346965424228247714_n.jpg?oh=5c16d2f9c5282ac7712931394e71cc2a&oe=5B083CA7

Why wasn't the Carry on series shown on TV in Nigeria

I don't know him. I met The name remains Kehinde Young Harry.

Roland17:
Save some wailing for the following fixtures

Man City vs Chelsea

Barcelona vs Chelsea

We have Liverpool and Spurs in the final games mehn all those bonus points we dashed out is really coming back to haunt us.

I have nothing to say but that the bloody match was fixed. If you don't agree do well to find the nearest rail line if you are overseas and If you are in Nigeria look for the nearest Express and jump in front of trailer.

Roland17:
Baba, my loyalty is evenly split, I may just stay away from the match. I have watched both clubs knock each other out of the UCL and I had mixed feelings each time.

lol I feel your pain bro.

Roland17 Which club are you going to support? Arsenal/Ac Millan

lol when this year comes to an end and we look back on the events of the year this would surely be one to remember.

I feel Morata should have been brought in earlier. But kudos to The manager and Player.

SerVik:
Big ups to chelsea, it was a defensive masterclass.

Now we welcome you to the camp nou, where dreams are shattered.

The last time we were there we know whose dreams were shattered.

It was a terrible mistake from Andreas Christiansen. But he’s 21. He’s learning and he has been one of Chelsea’s better defenders this season.
It was a bad mistake, I don’t think Cesc Fabregas helped him in terms of providing an option. I was surprised to see someone of Cesar Azpilicueta’s experience and composure diving in to cover the mistake.
There will some frustration for Chelsea and Conte as he got tactics right. They had defended so well until that moment.

BBC.com

Nihilist:
Abeggi stop trying to scapegoat the wrong player here

Chris causes the chaos by throwing a useless pass in the first place

Fab moves towards the ball but realises that both Messi and Suarez are pressuring him in the box, so he lets it roll and you can see him pointing to Moses to drop to collect it

Azpi foolishly dives in and misses to allow Iniesta in.

If Azpi stays on his feet Iniesta does not have a free square play.

If Fab had touched that ball, he could have easily lost it in his own box under pressure from two attackers

Chris and Azpi are entirely to blame for this

Spot on I thought the guy was fabregas before realising it was Azpi. Instead of the failed slide he should have stayed on his feet. Had he cleared the ball by sliding he would have been praised but he didn't so he gets the stick.

kante booster.

Nice one boys. ktbffh

Getting in a striker is optimum around 60 especially if the scores remain the same.

nice half but we need to put in the goals. We need to have a one or two goal lead for that wide camp nou meeting.

Go Chelsea.

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Oasis007:


If you are a true Red, and you are ready to party here Tonight...... say Hey!

I don't believe you bro. This is a Barcelona that deprived you scummies of two champions league titles With you lot being outplayed in all areas yet you would support them against us who were kind enough to give you a champions league title? I spit on your name.��

Skimpletyger:
...he shall deliver us from the snares of the Barkabots and noisy scummies. Only with my eyes shall I behold the victory over Messi and his cohorts.
He shall give his angels charge over Kante to bind Messi, they shall bear Morata in their hands lest he falls down like an epileptic patient.
We 's thread upon the lions and adder and on Sunday shall we trample the scummies under our feet...

Shout alleluya somebody...

There is fire in the house ...

More scriptures people...

The Lord is Our Shepherd we shall not want.

He prepareth a table for us in the presence of our enemies and Haters.

He anointed our head for Victory our Cup runneth over.

Lo even If we work through the valley and shadow of death with Bakayoko as our Am and Calamitous Cahill we will fear no evil nor shall we be affected by it. Amen

afrodoc2:
Compiling my play list quietly with the assistance of DJ Ever ready and DJ Enimoney.

Going through the scriptures piously with Pastor Elrony who has the extreme unction to administer the final rites to Chelsea after tonight's match.

Perusing the great literary works of both modern and classical times in order to create an anthology that will make tonight's trolling my magnum opus.

Finally, sipping my steaming jug of Heineken while ironing my aso ebi.

To hell With you doc.

My Predicted scores. 3-1 From my ever optimistic Blue heart. 1-1 from my realistic mind.

Griggs the second coming of Vardy. What a goal. All hopes of clean sweep dead and buried.

lol this dude dey craze o.

TEAM NEWS
Leicester's Daniel Amartey is expected to be unavailable as he continues his recovery from a hamstring problem.
The Foxes, who spent four days of warm weather training in Spain this week, could be unchanged from last weekend's 4-1 win at West Brom.
Chelsea are again without David Luiz and Ross Barkley because of respective ankle and hamstring problems.
Head coach Antonio Conte has declined to say whether Willy Caballero or Thibaut Courtois will play in goal.
Caballero has started the Blues' four FA Cup games this season, conceding just one goal.
First-choice goalkeeper Courtois played in the FA Cup from the quarter-final onwards last season, but the Belgian conceded two goals between his legs in Wednesday's defeat by Barcelona.

WHAT THE MANAGERS SAY
Leicester manager Claude Puel: "All the players are ready with desire and without pressure because Chelsea are the favourites. But we can cause them big problems."
Chelse head coach Antonio Conte: "To try to reach the semi-final in the FA Cup it won't be easy. Leicester is a good team. In the last game we played at home we suffered against them [a 0-0 draw]."

MATCH FACTS
Head-to-head
Leicester have never beaten Chelsea in the FA Cup. The sides have been paired together five times before, with the Londoners progressing on each occasion (twice via a replay).
The last three times the clubs have met (in 1997, 2000 and 2012) Chelsea have gone on to win the FA Cup.
The game in 2012, won 5-2 by the Blues in London, is the only previous clash in the FA Cup quarter-finals.
Chelsea have won 12 of their last 15 matches against Leicester in all competitions, losing just once.

Leicester City
The Foxes have lost all three of their FA Cup quarter-finals since the turn of the century (at home to Wycombe in 2001, at Blackburn in 2005 and away to Chelsea in 2012).
Their last win at this stage of the competition was in 1982, when they beat fellow Division Two side Shrewsbury 5-2 at Filbert Street.
The Foxes are unbeaten at home in 2018.
Since Claude Puel took charge in October only two sides have won away to Leicester - Crystal Palace and Manchester City.
They have scored in their previous nine home matches in all competitions, but have netted just a single goal in each of the last four games at the King Power Stadium.
Chelsea
This is the 10th time in 13 seasons they have reached the FA Cup quarter-finals. During that period they have suffered just two defeats at this stage - 2-0 at Everton in 2016 and 1-0 at Barnsley in 2008.
Chelsea have lost their last five away games in all competitions - their worst run since seven away defeats in a row between September and December 2000.
They have registered just one away win in three months (4-0 at Brighton on 20 January), a sequence spanning nine games (D3, L5).
Olivier Giroud has hand a hand in 21 FA Cup goals since his competition debut in 2013 (14 goals and seven assists), more than any other player in that period.
Willian has been involved in 17 goals in his last 19 starts for Chelsea in all comps, scoring 12 goals and assisting five.

http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/43361317

jamescross:
when chelsea defend alonso tracks back even moses goes back to make it 5 at the back. formation changes during the games its not static from start to finish.

conte will not start both giroud and morata this is not the game to start an experiment. maybe later on.

Yeah Right forgot about the gelling part. But since we are going to use a lot of Long balls and bearing in mind Morata softness that formation seemed best to me.

lordfalcao:
>: barca will definitely play a 4-4-2 diamond against us, 3 at the back is not advised

Exactly 3 at the back against Barca would be suicide. More so it seems we are poor at marking and tackling there are times I feel we can't Just get near the opposition.
My line up would be a 4-3-1-2 formation:

Azpi----------Rudiger-----------Christensen--------Alonso

Drinkwater------------Fabregas-----------Kante

----------Hazard---------------

Morata-------------------Giroud

LoL What did willian tell the guy that played the penalty.

Leyqute:
Bafana Bafana will beat Hull City

3sc go drag with them sef.

Caballero master of penalty saving.

lol who are this farmers playing? This Hull City is far worse than I remember them.

Chelsea manager Antonio Conte is without the injured David Luiz, Tiemoue Bakayoko and Ross Barkley for Friday's FA Cup fifth-round tie against Hull.
Conte will rotate his squad for the game, with fixtures against Barcelona, Manchester United and Manchester City on the horizon.
But he said a strong cup run was high on his list of priorities for the rest of the season.
"We have in front of us two weeks that are very tough," he said.
"It's right to have a programme, to have a plan, to face these two tough weeks in the right way.
"At the same time, as you know very well, we want to try to go through to the next round in the FA Cup."
Striker Olivier Giroud (calf) and defender Marcos Alonso (ankle) face a late test to be fit for the fifth-round match.
Chelsea are fourth in the Premier League, 19 points adrift of leaders City with 11 games left, but Conte said it was vital to maintain their advantage over Tottenham Hotspur and Arsenal, who are directly below them in the league.
"When you start a season, every competition is a priority," he said. "We want to try to fight for every competition. There are three priorities for us in the rest of the season."
Chelsea are also in the Champions League, hosting Barcelona in the last 16 next Tuesday.
Why does nobody want to buy Hull City?
Hull come into the FA Cup contest on the back of a 2-1 fourth round win over Arsenal's conquerors Nottingham Forest.
Manager Nigel Adkins will be without a trio of defenders on loan from Chelsea - Michael Hector, Ola Aina and Fikayo Tomori - who are ineligible to face their parent club.
Midfielder Seb Larsson is serving the first of a two-game ban, while captain Michael Dawson and winger Kamil Grosicki will have late fitness tests.
"It gives other players an opportunity," Adkins said. "I know what we're going to do, but we'll leave people to discover that when the teamsheet goes in 75 minutes before kick-off.
"It's a challenging scenario, and like I've said we will need a little bit of cup magic to help us."

Match facts
This will be the first FA Cup meeting between these two sides since a third-round match in December 1999, which Chelsea won 6-1 away from home - their joint-biggest away win in the competition and the only time they've scored six on the road in the competition.
In all competitions, the Blues have never lost at home against Hull City, winning 17 - including their last four - and drawing five.
Chelsea have progressed from nine of their last 10 fifth round FA Cup ties, with their only loss coming against Manchester City in 2014.
The Tigers have won only three of their last 19 FA Cup ties against top-flight opponents. However, they won their most recent encounter with a Premier League club, beating Swansea City 2-0 in January 2017.
The Blues have scored 127 goals in 44 FA Cup games at Stamford Bridge since last failing to score at home in March 1999 (averaging 2.9 goals per game).
Hull have kept four clean sheets in their last seven matches under Nigel Adkins, having kept just four across the preceding 30 games.

http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/42998720