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Your phone should come with the "play store" app.
Launch the play store app, click on d seach icon, typw bbm...
If ur fone is a fake, u might not be able to access d play store app.

Not sure if i saw Jet Cream.
Thermercool makes things better, makes better things.
Bata my choice...

I really believe u r less busy. Even ur write up suggests that he gained little or no support for his foul cry. Imo, ur topic is deceptive and should be edited accordingly.

Lwkmdfh.
U seem not to have heard of google?
N300 deducted just to say d obvious?
Pls abandon d line n move on...

Its just like saying Enyama is a better player than Yobo. Imo, ds r 2 diff personalities.

Which way/logo? Or How far? Or werin dey? Or Ao ur side? Meaning how r are you.

And in response you can say: i bam or no yawa or nothing o. Meaning you are fine.

Hold your side. You cannot literally hold your side. So here it means discontinue d . .. eg
Adam: eve abeg show make we get down na
Eve: guy, abeg hold ur side

It can also mean you are ok. Eg
Adam: eve no vex, i no get cash for d salon wey you wan go
Eve: no worry, i hold my side

Na wetin na? Meaning: is there a problem?

U chop winch? Meaning: are you a wizard?

Make i hear (word): meaning: enough of the nonsense talk.

Yawa/casala don gas. Meaning there is trouble.

Adam don soak. Meaning Adam is drunk.

"Abegi" is an exclamation like "oh please"
Eg.
Adam: na me go be president for 2015.
Eve: abegi, make i hear word.

You can use d expression "them no born you well" to mean "you are not man enough..."

egift: So you type of change is to embrace PDP:
- That is implanting Corruption in the psyche of Nigerians per second
- Legitimately involving in illegal arms dealing even had the audacity to point some rogue nations that do it.
- A party that pardon known and convicted criminals. Shamelessly told the world that "Stealing is not considered Corruption"
- A party that hyper inflate budgets, contract sums, kickbacks, and sell off national assets to proxies.
- You are embracing a party fund terror and protect Boko Sponsors.
- A coven that has suffocated the nation with poverty, in the mist of plenty.
- A party that has silenced every legitimate voice that questions it evil.

I have always say this, TANiods can go ahead and support the killer party - But they should not be pretending neutral voters. Nigeria will overcome all the wicked forces killing, looting and under developing this nation, Amen!

Which do u prefer: all d above u mentioned or a group of pple dt will heavily toll u 4 even d so called freedom? Not to mention dt d slave masters r not corrupt free.

U should know that most of these so called uk used phones are actually cloned fones.
The first thing u should do is to check for "play store".
If it is on d phone, then try downloading bbm from there. If its cloned, playstore might never open or even bbm.

olanajim: the pastor narrating the above must be condemned instead of glorified. Granted that T B joshua may have his failing, the truth is that the pastor willing went into the synagogue when he couldnt find miracle in Salvation Army Church. That is so glaring in his story. He wanted fruit of the womb. This failure to get what he wanted and the clandestine (he didnt prove it) affair his wife supposedly had with the man of God is the cause of his leaving the synagogue.

So many questions. I wish he can answer them. He remarried to prove his fertility. He didnt say he caught his wife making love to TB Joshua. That act of impatience is a bad example for his followers as we all know the position of christainity on marriage. It is a pity that the wife is the loser. TB Joshua loses nothing. I hope that every couple, especially women learn from it. That pastor kayode was only looking for justification to remarry.

I wonder what kind of salvation he would render his congregation when he ran away from his own challenge. He should thank God he is not a RCCG pastor, he would have been axed like Igbodalo.

It is glaring that eithet your parents married your spouse for you or that they are about to.

I am not defending d op, but truth must be told. You can NEVER get truth out of a woman. Your best bet is 2 be as calm and calculative as 007 when it comes to dr issues (no apologies to women hitters) for u 2 gather pure unadulterated evidence.

if ds is a real occurrance, then, really, òjú òpòló no be open eyes!

CityNG: Unless this is one of those Copart horror show specimens, this is what a 2010 SRT8 supposed to look like.

Guys, there are serious autoists on here, no need for anyone to try to impress anyone.

I have the same respect for the guy that manages to keep his Beetle running as much as I have for the person that drives an NSX.

Abeg no make some pple go carry gun o!!!
One of the cutiest things I have ever seen!
Luv it.

I don't support d transfer of anglican initially owned schools to the roman catholics.
But the style of this writer is horrible. Crying like a babe.

Xtra dry!

I just witnessed how a slight mistake/carelessness can inflict some pain.

Coming from oworo to 17up, just 200 meters b4 d pedestrian bridge; a man driving a corolla car just turned his head to his left to maybe price pekere on smthng, in that 2 flashing seconds, another guy on d other side collected his phone/wallet from d passenger seat.

You could tell that d man has lost smthng valuable because he parked his brand new car on that road with the intention to chase after those boys.

But it was too late for him. The lesson is that we should not always feel as if we have d comfort n security of our living rooms thereby throwing caution to the wind.

Uncle, pls indicate ur price.
Just sold my jalopee and in dire need of a good replacement.

Agbaya
Hope u didn't 4get "police n thief"?
Even played d modified table soccer till jss 3. [Tudun Wada, Wuse Zone 4]. It was a botton played wt pen cover, the goal keepers r those football stars card that comes wt 1 "chingum" like dt. Ds was early 90's.
Technology don rub our kids sa.

luvmijeje: If the whole community were indeed supporting the insurgents, then why would boko-haram ransacked the whole place?

They keep giving excuses for their failures.

Why was d place ransacked? Cos ammunation I flenty poh dia.

How can they have amunation there? Cos dey chose bh over 9ja and decided to help bh in warehousing dr ammunation.

Do u think after NA left the area they tried to make profits from bh's things in dr custody? Yes, dts y bh phukt them both back n front!

Cant see d price sir

Saboteur @ work. Maybe he erred, and so what? What do u stand to gain from ds pointless propaganda?

It is a known fact that some pple will always sell u out no matter what. Y turn to d media? Ehen, d sultan made his announcement, is that d reason y u should show ur colour? Abeg abeg abeg...

Why would any1 want to put ds kind of story on the forum? The 1 who promotes ds story and d 1 killed the airforce man are they not guilty of murder?
what do you hope to achieve by d story aside from promoting evil?

D chelsea wizard did say they will miss silver more...
What else can any 1 say?

I think the fone has seen better days.
Its just telling u to consider buying a new fone.

You made us proud.
Speedy recovery bro .