₦airaland Forum

donbrowser:
Good morning people.
I intend getting an android laptop but I just want to know if I can change the OS to Windows

Meaning?
Windows laptop is no longer available in the market?

Please do not.
Women r irritants, while men r just plain beasts.
It takes two people who are really determined to put their marriage above challenges to succeed.
Call him and u'll make matters worse for her and u'll also be labelled as an intruder.
If she is willing, let her ask the husband what he wants in a woman, if he isn't cooperative, let her call those your brother see as elders.

I don't see anything weird in your thread.
Simple logic, get a phone that can work on their band.
I only wish Ntel could have had a proper coverage in Lagos. NB: its working perfectly on my Zero 3.

Pic?

Pls ask her for clarifications

Very inspiring.

"What the past govt didn't do...large-hearted...no basis for comparison..."
Abeg, stop the blame game, fix power and transport and Nigeria will be great again.

greenhulk:
Bros what speed are u getting around oba akran and ogba. I can't get signal in oba akran and in ogba it is just 1 bar. I want more.

Ntel have the potential to force every ISP in their coverage areas out of business, they are just slow at spreading their services. If I can get 34mbps with just 2 unstable bars, imagine what it would look like with full network bars.

For me, as long as the 4G sign is showing without any bar, I still get serviced.

Joel3:
you don't need to quote me and don't do that next time, I don't need ur thanks.

U sure say ur head correct so?
Its not a must to make comments. Just ignore if your brain can't carry the idea.

BIDEEN:
wife of the Present kwa

Before na cook of the president? Abi no be pmb wife? Is there any law creating the office of the 1st lady?

With full bars and H+ sign, my Glo 10gb no dey connect all around Lagos state. So, which do u prefare?
I use Ntel, around Allen, Oba Akran, Ogba...part of Lagos and it is heaven compared to Glo network. I enjoy showbox and modbro app like 2mrw no dey.
Guy, while u are complaining that you don't have shoes, some without legs are still thankful.

No. Ask your pastor for the anointed codes.

Pls list the awards o. This guy looks and sounds very green to me.

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tomquest:
Wait for three months? WTF your middle name should be Patience or Endurance!

Both

Imagine asking my wife to use her yellow when I tot I ported to have the best deal.

tomquest:
Wait for three months? WTF your middle name should be Patience or Endurance!

Both
I just ported and I can't wait to get to where I'll get good service no matter d cost.

Can u unlock swift 4G hub?

Glo is officially the worse network in the country. I can wait for 3 months to elapse for me to port back to yellow guys.

deji15:
No need of throwing insults around. Well brought up people don't do that. We may disagree to agree. You are entitled to your opinion and so am I.
FG has asked State Govt, including PDP controlled states to partner with them on this. Is that not your check and balances right there? Why do we have journalists? Is it not to expose fraud like you have mentioned in our society? Is the primary school enrollment figure in states not existing before now?

Moreover, the school feeding programme is not the only item on the budget that targets bringing people out of poverty, unemployment and addressing our infrastructure decay.

- The Govt plans to employ 500,000 teachers nationwide and I hope you have applied through the online portal in case you do not have a job
- 25,000 Nigerians will be trained in the area of Creative, Technology Software / Hardware and another 75,000 in the areas of building services, construction, utilities, hospitality and catering, automotive vocations, aluminium and gas services. Hope this one will interest you should in case you are not interested in teaching.
- And if you are a student, there is Education support grant programme for 100,000 tertiary students in Science Technology Engineering & Mathematics, STEM and education.
- That old and fragile woman that lives across your street, who could not fend for herself due to old age or other disabilities, is likely to be a beneficiary of 5,000 naira stipend from the Govt.
- In case you are a building / construction professional, it will interest you to know that contractors are back to site and some of them will be looking to put Engineers, Architects, Accountants, builders, trades people (carpenters, Iron benders / workers, bricklayers, etc), technicians, technologists etc back to work.
- Loans to traders and artisans.
- If you are big player, with Government throwing wide open the importation of fuel, this is an opportunity for you to get in.
- With the ban on the importation of certain goods and food items, the opportunity is there to pick up the slack by getting into food production. Be it rice, tomato, wheat etc.
- Growing cashew, cocoa and other cash crops has never being more lucrative than now...
- And many more...
Don't get too carried away with the Government trying to help the vulnerable among us. I am sure there is something in this budget for you or your family member.

Thou are watching in 3D, the govt have my prayers.

INTRIGUING AFRICAN PROVERBS.
1. The anger of a penis doesn't destroy the vagina. (Zimbabwe)
2. There's no virgin in a maternity ward. (Cameroon)
3. A child can play with it's mother's breasts but not with the father's testicles. (Ghana)
4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corn by the road side have the same problem. (Ghana)
5. When you see a woman sitting with her legs open, never tell her to close them, because u do not know her source of fresh air. (Ethiopia)
6. He who says that nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume. (Nigeria)
7. The only woman who knows where her man is every night is a widow. (Togo)
8. An erected penis has no conscience. (Uganda)
9. If u go to sleep with an itching anus, u are sure to wake up with smelly fingers. (Kenya)
10. The day a mosquito lands on your testicles is the day you will know there is a better way of resolving issues without using violence. (Senegal )

WHICH IS THE FUNNIEST?

Compiled by Martins K.

deji15:
- 93 billion naira is far less than what Dansuki alone was sharing among his cohorts. Anything wrong in Govt giving directly to the citizen where there will be no bogus contracts and rip off?
- There is an adage that says when you remove hunger from the poverty equation, the problem is half solved.
- Health is wealth. With children eating good food, their visits to hospitals due to various disease will reduce.
- This is a social benefit initiative by the Government to help her citizens some of whom are extremely poor.
- This will help school enrollment as this is one other incentive that will make school attractive to kids and in effect aid their learning.
- There are other aspects of the 2016 budget that deals with capital projects which includes equipping and furnishing public schools.
- Many have complained about how citizens of some countries are benefiting from social welfare package by their Govt, while there is none for Nigerians. What is wrong in Nigeria helping her poor citizens to feed kids who are in Primary 1 to 3?
- It is a token, but it will go a long way in alleviating poverty of some citizens.
- With the high price of fuel / subsidy removal due to fraud in the system and non availability of forex, consider this as a palliative to cushion the effects of the hike
- This initiative will create a snowball effect whereby farmers, food sellers, kitchen utensil suppliers etc will benefit, in an organised fashion.

I have not read anything as senseless as your comment in a while.
Oga, how do you verify the number of pupils in the program? When they say 2 million pupils are being fed, how do you know its not 5 hundred pupils?
Just like the man in charge of prison that claim each prisoner's meal is N15,000 daily, I wonder, can we measure the quality (amount) of food in their budget against what the pupil gets?
"If they don't have money in their procession, they will not see any money to put I their pockets". That is why BVN came up. STA for govts too.
Is this program not a way to rape our national treasury?
It is painful that someone God gave brains came up with trash of a comment in defense of fraud and confusion.

xhamel89:
Hello bro, Please What days of the week and time can get the sim at Marina? Requirements if any.

Thanks

I believe Mon to Fri. Only require an ID and cash for your subscription. The building is Nitel House (natcom), opp state house.

greenhulk:
So I have to go from Ikeja to marina Lagos because I want an ntel sim card. Is that what u call 'like buying cigarette from Mallam' and after all that stress then what? I use the sim card as decoration? Because their service is not available in Lagos yet. It might be working in some places on the island, but it doesn't mean it is officially available.

Guy, I gree, its not officially available. But just know that I bought the weekly plan (3 weeks ago) and I've used it in ogudu, ikeja , surulere, ogba, ajao, anthony, magodo. And the fun part is that its truely unlimited. One week plan, used more than 20gb and its still connected after 3 weeks. What more can I ask for?

greenhulk:
It is not officially available yet.

Buying the sim is like buying cigarette from mallam. I don't understand what you mean by "officially available". I had to post the sim for you to see.

greenhulk:
In Abuja alone

And Lagos. Go to Nitel House, Marina, VI.

Nice.

mjay:
Where is ur home location? I got the sim and it was a case of "No Service" ard idimu in spite of a guy saying he used it along that route. Imagine even mtn that is yet to commence 4g is already showing 4g network when you search for network providers from your 4g capable phones. It is hard to understand the level of incompetence in this country, why cant we just get it right? The poo is lying somewhere after the initial sub. SMH for this country.

Note that the apn setup is not automatic. What did you use as the apn?

We have heard so much about the NTEL launch but no news about it in Lagos. Well I can tell you for a fact that you can now get your sim in Lagos.
Just find your way to the 17th floor, Nitel House, VI. You can ask for Clems. You do not need to have a reserved number.
The network is in major parts of Lagos. In my home location, the network bar icon shows no bar, but I can even stream movies. Let alone when you have network service where you are.
I plan say goodbye to dstv by getting an android box for the family. That way, N10k unlimited data will be put good use.

People are asking for links and nobody is saying anything. What is the big deal.

Stolen phone?