₦airaland Forum

Bosun:
No head (headless body found) and private part (penis) missing. What do you think it was used for, pepper soup?

Aaaah! Mogbe ooo its finished!!

sexybbstar:
Look at these beautiful girls.. So no joystick can reset their brains to factory settings?

My Almighty joystick will do wonders if given the chance.

Haba haba.
This dude is deranged

Rip to the dead but how sure are they that he was used for rituals?

VajanahDischaj:
define the word epic. Ona just dey useless the word because of nairaland. Let me even check the meaning myself.

Google is your friend buddy

Wow what an epic response.
FTC should in case it got to the top

And finally its there. I whole heartedly dedicate the FTC to my sweetheart.... And to congratulate her on a well deserved award presented by the department of geography Nsuk. Many more blessing sweetie.
I love you to the moon n back.

Congratulations to the student n my ifelove.

Who is evenote??

Bro I'll advice you to stay clear of her because she's married n you have no business with such person unless you want to sabotage your future n also be ready for karma when you eventually get married someone might do same to you.

Nutase:
You should have tried using the Koran then you will know indeed if your fast was acceptable or if we are indeed serving the same God.
You can't mix oil and water and expect it to blend.
The same God cannot tell you to kill in one religion and also tell you to love in another religion.
Its either you are confused or the 'one god' is confused.

Give this lady a bottle of zobo.
Dope

Thanks op

Chai
See problem

I pray you're found alive n health buddy.

Go to any pharmacy close to you n ask for vaya. The cost is around 1000 naira or more now. This one works almost instantly. Try it n you'll never regret to do.

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Oyindidi:


Love is a funny feeling, those you fell head over heels for, feels nothing about you and the one you feel nothing for is ready to die for you.

That's life irony.

Rip

Ok

Cocumber crew.
She's cute though but a lez chai
Why would she choose to give a cocumber that has no feelings that sweet kitten

Nigeria has been relegated to third division in the league of countries.
Better Mugabe is representing his side 100%
I wpet for my country.
We're too backward for my liking n progress.

Impeccable

Meanwhile, am I proud mechanical engineer.
We rock

Tri gbosa for you @ OP

Pablo411:
Okay... what should those of us who has kids outside wedlock do?
Kill ourselves with regret? Hate the child and the mama?
Rush into marrying her when not ready?


If you have a baby mama please love her as much as you can pending when you get married!

So what if you already have a fiancee that you're soon gonna wed?
Will you still love the baby mama ??

Baby mama this, baby daddy that.
Any girl that feels she can trick me into that shit hole is damn cos something I never prepared for I won't support.
I know some one will say why then did I bleep her at first? The answer is not every bleeping is meant for reproduction so take note.....

Well its non of my business

Wow

She often slap me jokingly n say oooh am tired, you've finished me so you want to kill me today.
Then I'll smile

Nice one Op.
Meanwhile, I think I just achieved a feat by becoming first to comment

temmybaba:
U can as well drop ur email addresses so DAT I can copy u d mail

Sdomshak.ds@gmail.com

Miniskirt:
Some potentially Lazy housewives, even with these laid out symptoms and signs, will come and interpret this thread as a thread to bash them..



Mentally retarded cretins..


Let those lazy potato sacks and liabilities know that there is reward for labour..


There's one idiot lazy lady lying on my couch right now,
thinking one Knight in shiny armor will come and marry her after all these signs are branded on her forehead for the world to see...

Overdue tenant in dreamland..


The lazy thing slept till 10, and the first thing she did this morning was look for the Gotv remote that her Telemundo show has already started..

Please help the lazy sister's ministry by enlightening her biko.

Halla Madrid baby