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EternalBeing:
Thank You JESUS YAHSHUA HaMashiach.
Revelation 20:10 "And the devil, who deceived them, was thrown into the lake of burning sulfur, where the beast and the false prophet had been thrown. They will be tormented day and night for ever and ever."

Amen

Kenneygirl:
I had headache trying to read this

So you don't understand wafi slang?

okay .

hahahahaha.... nobody wan die but they wan go heaven

Officialgarri:
For those who are not interested in lengthy read, here are the few key points to note.

That Nkechi Blessing :

1. Is a souvenir in Nollywood industry, department of Hotel and relaxation matters. A known farm tool.
If you want to dig, ask for a hoe.

2. Nkechi and her mum used to share only one penis until luck shined on her and they had access to different joysticks. Joy is all that matters

3. That Nkechi was usually molested by area boys and she also dropped out of school on the allegation of lesbianism.

4. She was a souvenir for the Lion of Bourdillon -Chief Tinubu- but local man couldn't get close to her cos she TACHA alot..... Local man can't die before Buhari cos of body odour

5. That local Tinubu man had to excuse himself from being TACHAD with #500k

6. That Notorious BDC fraudster, Mompha, paid only #50k to gain full undisturbed access to the souvenir

7. That aunty also served Niyi Johnson hot hot while that slim fool was married to another idiot

hahahaha

try buying Abadini rice it's the best naija rice.

Abadini rice it's just like the so called foreign rice. Contact us on 08061361289 for people around abuja. Lagos n makurdi

Na me

Hahahaha

Holuwahphemy:
ENGLISH VS PIGIN

ENGLISH: Are u Videoing it.
PIGIN: U DAVIDO am.

ENGLISH: Olamide is Bad.
PIGIN: Olamide Baddoo.

ENGLISH: How did u know.
PIGIN: How u Tekno.

ENGLISH: He Might Know.
PIGIN: He Phyno.

ENGLISH: I thought he is a girl, but he is a boy.
PIGIN: I think say na Girl, Burna Boy.

ENGLISH: The Song Belongs to Sam.
PIGIN: Na SamSung.

ENGLISH: It's David that Baked it.
PIGIN: Na David Beckham.

ENGLISH: Selena will fart.
PIGIN: Selena Gomez.

ENGLISH: Their Belly.
PIGIN: Dembele.

ENGLISH: John is Weak.
PIGIN: John Wick.

ENGLISH: Roberto's Car got lost.
PIGIN: Roberto Carlos.

ENGLISH: He went to see Linda.
PIGIN: He go Cylinder.

ENGLISH: It wasn't Me, It was Ruth.
PIGIN: No be Me, Naruto.

ENGLISH: I don't Care.
PIGIN: I Nokia.

ENGLISH: How did u know that I told him to knock your Head??.
PIGIN: How u Tecno say Itel am make Im Nokia head?

ENGLISH: Lala sticks Lala
PIDGIN: Lalasticlalaa

Feel free to add yours

You're dope buddy

ambivert27:
What do they mean by "no children please"

Lol

An iroko tree has fallen. Rest on President mugabe.

Choi

Robert mugabe lives on.........

Refuse to pick her calls

Choi.....

Awesome news

Chai

luminouz:


This is the issue I have with Islam.
How come a religion of 'peace' is associated with so much violence?

What kind of God asks you to kill yourself, only to get 62/82/1000 virgins in the afterlife? How is virginity a priority when compared with families destroyed and lives lost?

How can you listen to an imam who believes you're chosen by God to blow yourself up,while his sons and daughters school abroad, living a life of wealth and affluence? Why can't his kids do the honours?

How do you follow a mindset that always promotes war,bloodshed and chaos,as the ultimate of all beliefs?

Christianity had its own glaring flaws but never have I heard born again christians blowing up people as a way of life.

I could be wrong but this suicide bomber won't be a christian too

you're 100% correct.

Lemme learn here

Religion of peace.......... hmmmmm

Rest in peace buddy

Yeye dey smell

Wow

All this story na scam jareee.

Is he the only one that lost money during that time.


Make him go sleep abeg.



His story is not making any sense.


Why woyld i sleep on the staircase of my friend while ge sleeps in the main house...

Instablog naija don finish my guy career. Choi!!!! Una no try abeg

[quote author= post=75583343]FeBuhari 16th come quick, we can't wait to hear this declaration from the INEC chairman on that beautiful day BGG......[/quote]i sense a yoruba midget. Go n learn hoe to speak proper English

Ok

flourishing247:
I'm one. Only my very close friends know the crazy side of me.

We're in this together.

helinues:
He already made up his mind.

' Even if education is free, a rat will never attend same school with a cat '

Words of wisdom

Mine is no where to be found

DrToche:
Am much interested in men growing their beards
Simi can keep been simi..

But your beard is still learning how to come up