Sex workers. These two words dey alwz funny me. Are they pensionable?

Is dat so?
#yawns.....

Its almost impossible wen everybody has a porn video in their phones.
Even my cousin who is a pastor has porn videos
So?

U try. Catch some sleep

Holluwatarhyor:
What's the duty of the police and other uniformed men

Collect 50 naira. If you dont pay, banggg!!!

ghostmist:
HELLO!!! this is not 1984 oga soldier.

Its people like you will go to countries where tings are very organized n be thrown back asap

Its only an indiscipline fellow dat wont like dis idea

I thought they said no First lady. Will politricians ever keep to their words?

Change indeed

clefstone:
I comment my reserve. Meanwhile, have u ever wondered if Mr Buhari still straffs?

Chai, see thot wey cross ur mind? Nigerians sef,smh!

Dez80:

What of PapaOyoyo?

Come to me my children. Una don chop??

winetapper:







see as dem wrap the baby like EGYPTIAN MUMMY

Na hausa girl na, she has to be modest in dressing from birth

pillarmaria:
Even doing good is now a problem in Nigeria

You just came back from france?

Freemanan:
APC caused this....



BUHARI must go...



*runs away*

Its too early for this na, give BaBa a chance to clear the mountain of rubbish GEJ heaped

VIPERVENOM:
That fake officer looks sooooooooooooo gay!!

Did he kill anybody? They should drop charges and give him the job since its his passion

Give him a job in the force,thats all!

naijainfogalery:
O boy see levels, So someone actually have more than 5 billion in his account wasting of to the extend that they illegally took out 5.3 billion and the fellow didnt die. Like seriously, five point three billion naira


Choi and some broke niggas will come here and start shouting the guy must have stolen money, keep hating and dying in poverty

Poverty he no go better for you. I curse you with every breadth in me, O boy see levels they took someone 5 billion and he didnt even burn down their bank he just took them to court,

I could remember one day that one man almost burnt down Access bank in ikeja for what reason? the bank illegally took 90 naira as SMS charge and 1,000 for ATM and the dude only has about 2,056 naira when they removed the money the dude has less than 1,000 and ATM only gives 1,000 cash, o boy see raking. he swore to burn down their bank that day and threatened to kill every body in the bank.

God please this is the stage i wanna get to and also connect me with people like this not those ones that still wanna finish the few small small money wey i dey gather dey do fine boy

Guy, you got me laughing so hard here,hahahahha. Chai, Nigerians are the funniest people on earth,chai

Twelve Nigerian and Ghanaian migrants were thrown overboard following a fight concerning their Christian religion, Italian police said yesterday. The police said 15 African Muslim migrants have arrested over the incident. .

The victims were “of Christian faith, compared to their attackers who were of Muslim faith,” police said in a statement, saying the 15 people arrested were accused of “multiple aggravated murders motivated by religious hate”.

The incident aboard the rubber dinghy, which was carrying about 100 migrants, took place in the Strait of Sicily, between Tunisia and Italy.

According to a group of Nigerian and Ghanaian survivors, a fight broke out over religion, with a group of Muslim passengers threatening the Nigerians and Ghanaians after the latter – who were in the minority – declared themselves to be Christians.

“The threats then materialised and 12 people, all Nigerian and Ghanaian, are believed to have drowned in the Mediterranean,” the statement added.

The 15 migrants arrested over the attack on their arrival in Palermo were from Ivory Coast, Mali and Senegal.

In a separate migrant tragedy, as many as 41 migrants were feared drowned after refugee boat sank in the Mediterranean, Italian media reported.

Four survivors reported the incident to Italian police and humanitarian organizations.

The four survivors said they were originally from Sub-Saharan Africa and had left the city of Tripoli in Libya on Saturday. They then stayed adrift for four days before their boat was wrecked, the IOM spokesman said in a statement.

“It appears that the four were found floating in the sea by a helicopter and were then rescued by the military ship Foscari,” the IOM said.

Why dem no quietly go where dem dey go?
What has religion ever benefitted anyone?

crownprince102:
Nigerians...... Una no dey get patience at all.

Hahahaha. I dey pity Buhari,make him fail to perform,him go hear am

*whistling on sound sultan's* one day bushmeat go catch the hunter

Them never CHI CHUM CHIN

Mynd44:
The PDP has started playing their role as the opposition, lets see how good they are at it

Hahahahaha, this the best comment

[quote author=SuperModerator post=32228208]Normally, the we the Igbos would have been compensated with senate president or speaker, but APC is the majority and we have no candidate that won the National assembly from APC.
The Igbos detest APC so much, now they can see the consequence.... We won't have the first, second, third or fourth citizen of Nigeria

The igbos never saw this coming. Thats what u get wen you allow sentiments to be ur companion

Atmmachine:
That money can't even feed me for 2 months.
C'mon, we talking about 7 million naira = 9 thousand U.S dollars

Wake up!!!
Its not PDP era anymore wer you feed wit billions

I understand how you felt at that moment of reality.
Apology accepted. Go and sin no more

Bawsse:
The man made a fool of himself on national television... Mumu

Easy on him bro. We all lose our cool sometimes. Lets just accept his apology and move on!

Mization:

Patience Jonathan is a kinda woman every man should want to have on his side If you look beyond her grammatical deficiency. She's a ride or die chick.
Wishing her the best and we hope the change Buhari is bringing will be Positive.
God bless Nigeria.

Ride or die chick - thats the best description of her.
She was strong and fearless but......

GetUmad:
Abeg make Baba pity her dash a ministerial post. Minister of Fun and entertainment would befit her.

'Minister of fun and entertainment' hahaahhahaaahaha, bros u funny wella

deeboiii:
Now its APC turn, let see if they'll make a difference.

The difference will start with you

youngds:
History has been made! I just hope this change we seek so much won't turn out been negative

This is the problem of most Nigerians - PESSIMISM.

imoleay0:
Am I supposed to congratulate him for a job well done?

You have no choice

akinsadeez:
Thank God they were arrested but if I hear say them destroy the cash. You wan tell me sey dem destroy 1.2 million cash In this Nigeria? How many people will see that kinda money and destroy it. If by 'destroy' they mean shared, then I can agree.

Hahaha, it was 'destroyed' and thrown into pockets