₦airaland Forum

Just learnt that an aircraft driven by a witchcraft on a crafty mission crashlanded in front of a petrol station in igando.

Praise God!

And the winner is my oga at the top

pappyshun: The meeting was tagged operation GEJ 2015! Ground Easterners Jointly 2015.....GEJ to commission the project.

If you get fooled twices then you are certainly a fool.Trace your identity and be a solid entity then your lost glory will be recovered.Era of marginalisation can be brought to an end!LET THE EASTHERN GOVERNORS PUT ON THEIR THINKING CAP.

The meeting was tagged operation GEJ 2015! Ground Easterners Jointly 2015.....GEJ to commission the project.

8yrs ago students used to be stronger than school authority,who born cultist well?Dont know of now.Only in OAU!

Useless JAMB!Dey just fall my hand sha!My invigilator insisted we my read instructions on the cover page of question paper before anything so as a sharp guy like me and other fellow nairalanders i quickly spotted 3hrs 30mins and immediately below it i saw instruction.I told myself kai JAMB don suffer 3hrs 30mis to digest instructions alone?Whao!Surely this is gonna be our last attempt.After spending the above mentioned time memorising the instructions suddenly i heard stop everybody..I smiled cos i felt now i can start with question 1 of my english essay.My guy GEJ was at that point begging Mr Iku for more time.I thought within me this stupid guy wan Bleep up..It was then i realised JAMB had misled me.Now how do i defend my genius status before vero my babe?What do i tell my community that contributed to buy my form?

Here in afghanistan we hardly watch our eaglets play on tv.Someone pls provide a link.

GHANA ANTHEM
I pledge to 9JA my football masters,to be humble,submissive and willing to learn.To serve 9JA with all my football heart and uphold thy honour and glory of my 6-1 bashing.So help me GOD!

tonmandy: are u ok at all. Wat do u think u re writing?

Bros am ok!I want to believe the message is what matters the most and not the messanger and the medium message was passed.

If eagus creation shansis against rotadam hand them failure to score moore than wan goal then us should began to pray prayer before commentment of halfcom.............That is to say only through devine intervention would the eagles win AFCON 2013!Let those who have ears hear what the spirit is saying.#PRAYER#

My starting 11.

1.VINCENT

2.EFE 5.YOBO 6.SHITTU 3.ELDERSO

4.MIKEL

7.MOSES 10.RABIU 11.MUSA

8.NOSA

9.UCHE

SUB:
EJIDE
RUEBEN
SHOLA
OSHANIWON
IDEYE
KWAMBE
OBIORA
OBOABONA
EZEONYE

4-2 aggregate match still on..Naija pass south africa anytime anyday.Even the deaf,blind and dumb putting on green with green will beat bafana bafana and amajita put together.

Alhaji Gero gets the 3rd goal assist from Ajagun 52mins....Naija 3 Amajita 1!

1st half over......Flying eagles with much of possession but of little threat in the final half.The amajitas seriously banking on counter attack which resulted in their lone goal due to frailty in eagles defence.

Abduljeleel Ajagun brace.

Its now naija 2 Amajita 1!43mins played.

G-gaynaians
H-how
A-about
N-naijas
A-Almightiness?

Do you know that nigerians are a specie unique in africa?comparing naija to ghana is like comparing Giant to an ant!The giant gets no accolade wrestling with a bragging ant..Did i say wrestling with an ant?What an insult!The military might of just the boys in the south south riverine creep will overrun the whole of ghana.Ghanaians are desperate to rank same level with naija.We are known worldwide reason an average human black or white even ghanaians mistaken every black to be a nigerian.Most even think africa is naija and naija is africa.Ghana sight our internal problem as excuse but i ask is there love btw the ashanti and the gal tribe,the ewe and the others?The biggest industry the ghanaian hav in naija are the pof pof and shoe shining industries but we own their nation through their economy.Let them ever try privatising their electrcity power authority and see who buys it.naija and jamaicans are the#two black#races that can look into a white mans eyes and say go to hell while ghanaians will forever say master.God bless naija.!

No longer secret that Naija has commenced her 21st century colonization programme far more advanced and sophisticated than what the europeans did.1stly, colonise our region starting with ghana which was a success then sramble for the whole of africa.A programme aimed at making naija the supreme voice in africa!Its deliberate when we allow smaller countries yarn dust,this technique blindfold their masses while we control their minds and economy by dictating to their leaders.We have recorded a huge success in countries accross subsahara particularly in ghana and SA.As for europe,america and asia they already know the stuff naija man is made of....We have stationed diasporans of naija origin in those other continents creating naija communities with indigineous naija names with the aim of advancing.The world will soon be awaken by naija...But for africa the job is 80percent completed..Ghanaians fear not cos we love u!The word MASTER is what you will freely accord nigerians in negotiation for your freedom.We are not just colonising economies but minds and future!

I am a regular viewer of www.ghanasoccernet.com .Come see the hatred ghanaians have for big brother naija!I doff my cap for a single naija guy on that forum who has been defending our motherland alone!Join force me to infest that their fucking site to fire them the hard way.Zambians arent taking it easy with the ghanaians on that same forum but surprising to hear that its just a single naija guy defending our honour and dignity.

In the interest of national integration and unity the minister has spoken well and has gotten my full support if only he leads by example.First and foremost let him and his family members spread themselves accross the troubled zones knowingly fully well government is on top of the situation.Infact,the whole ministry shud relocate down to maiduguri by so doing he gets my fullest support.

E- Electiricity
B- Board
E- Empowered to
L- lacerate
E- Everyone

Learn to live with bombings!
Learn to live with poverty!
Learn to live with corruption!
Learn to live with new pump price!
Learn to live with new PHCN tariff!
Learn to live with more magics ahead!
I Mr Shoeless will always be there to console you aftermath of the effects of all I asked you to learn above.
We are on top of the situation!
My government will surely deliver the dividends of all you have learnt under my regime!
Long live the Federal Republic of Corruptions!ha! Sorry!Long live the Federal Republic of Nigeria!

Have you ever reasoned the similarity between the two.Now you know!

A̶̲̥̅ plane was about †Φ crash and there were only 4
parachutes meanwhile there were 5 people on it.
Tђξ
1st person was Messi and he said "Ɣou know Ȋ̝̊̅'m
†ђξ
best fƠ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡tballer, S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ Ȋ̝̊̅ cant die now" he took 1
parachute and left. Tђξ 2nd who was Aliko
Dangote said "Ɣou know Ȋ̝̊̅'m †ђξ richest man in
Africa and Ȋ̝̊̅'m
†ΦΦ young †Φ die" S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡, he took †ђξ 2nd
parachute
and left. President Jonathan said" Ɣou know Ȋ̝̊̅'m
†ђξ
smartest president in †ђξ world, S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ Ȋ̝̊̅ cant die
now"
he took 1 and left. It was left with Pope Benedict
and
A̶̲̥̅ little schoolgirl. Tђξ Pope said †Φ her "take †ђξ
last 1,Ȋ̝̊̅'ll sacrifice my life 4 Ɣou". Tђξ little girl
replied dere
re two parachute remaining Jonathan took my
skool
bag..

World of crime.I found this true life confession by a ghanaian. Check out this nonsense by Ghanaian ex international and FA http:///gKdVtiu4

Stayed tuned to AIT 2am its gonna be aired live!2000% sure of that.

No midfielder except Fengor....Maybe its the English kick and follow we are gonna adopt!Bypass the midfield if possible bypass the attack and score from the rear?Keshi!Pls invite Haruna lukman and Rabiu ibrahim the are the solution to that midfield and not mistkel.No crucifixion,its a personal opinion.

Don't you think the sit of power is as good as empty?

let's wait and see what FG will pay Boko Haram.Hope what Boko haram get won't result into agitation for pay rise by the militants?

Yeah!Any goal scored by Ye!king remains my best ever goal...He is just the best goal poacher ever.







RIP Rashidi Yekini!May your gentle soul hunt those NFF/government officials who abandoned and never celebrated you while alive and would want to do so while you are dead.The labour of our heros past shall never be in vain
So patriotic,dedicated with a green blood in his vains.Mwy the good lord and true soccer fans alone celebrate your departed soul.
Activities at my home will be at half-mass in celebration of a fallen hero and that's my little contribution.
RIP!Ye-King!

RIP Rashidi Yekini!May your gentle soul hunt those NFF/government officials who abandoned and never celebrated you while alive and would want to do so while you are dead.The labour of our heros past shall never be in vain
So patriotic,dedicated with a green blood in his vains.Mwy the good lord and true soccer fans alone celebrate your departed soul.
Activities at my home will be at half-mass in celebration of a fallen hero and that's my little contribution.
RIP!Ye-King!