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TravelRe: Your First Day On A Plane by parislomo(f): 4:38pm On Mar 05, 2010
chinesedoll:
lol
Do not use it against me in the future,
I was at the bus station on my first day, with luggage and stuffs
and i was supposed to go like to the underground to get a cab, but to go down I needed to use the escalator, God knows that I looked for an alternative but I could not find anyone around, so I started to study the oyinbo people beleive me I studied them for more than 15mins after then I gathered the courage but my sister the moment i put one leg I fell flat on my face with my bags coming after me. embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
Am so glad that I can laugh over this story now cos back the Ko funny rara'.
I've been laughing and can't stop. . Typing through misty eyes cos of hard laugh! oh my days!! I can imagine "ko funny rara" cos that kain thing na only you fit understand am.
After studying oyinbo people for over 15mins you still fell yakata! lwkmdddd. . .
Good thing is you can recall it and have a good laugh. Are you a pro yet?? Cos I still get to recite my psalms anytime I have to go on it o! I can't explain what that thing does to my legs **and head** lol. . .
Don't worry I won't use it against you remember I'd an embarassing experience too. Thanks for sharing

grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Is It True? by parislomo(f): 3:20pm On Mar 05, 2010
rokiatu:
She is mentally sick
ohohohoho. . . that's mild! there should be a stronger sickness disturbing the girl!! hanhan
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Hi Googles by parislomo(f): 11:35am On Mar 05, 2010
Now I think Mr. moderator **SEUN** should make it possible for folks to be NL friends by creating some sort of NL box where people can interact privately. . .
cheesy wink smiley
RomanceRe: Is It True? by parislomo(f): 11:28am On Mar 05, 2010
player_007:
Cuz a girl told her friends bf's dat she likes a man dat beats her every day & dat shows he loves her.
Say what??!! shocked shocked shocked
RomanceRe: Ideal Marriage Is It Attainable? by parislomo(f): 11:21am On Mar 05, 2010
^^^^ I love the phrase **character power of the two parties involved**. yes it takes the two people involved to make it evolve or revolve. . . lol @ my silly rhymes.
LiteratureRe: Most Uninteresting Book You Have Read. by parislomo(f): 10:56am On Mar 05, 2010
Prettychick89:
a painted house by John Grisham, After reading that novel, i CRIED my eyes out because i wasted 3 whole days of my life to read it
lwkmdddddddd. . . pele. Three days crying?? I thought I was the cry baby. I feel you gan. I remember crying over wasted hours on a movie too sometime back.
TravelRe: Your First Day On A Plane by parislomo(f): 10:48am On Mar 05, 2010
chinesedoll:
LOL
You do not even want to hear my escalator story, embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
Pray do tell. . . lol
RomanceRe: What Is The Craziest Thing U Ve Ever Done For Love by parislomo(f): 1:02pm On Mar 04, 2010
^^ what is hmmmmmmmhuh
grin grin wink
RomanceRe: What Is The Craziest Thing U Ve Ever Done For Love by parislomo(f): 11:12am On Mar 04, 2010
H2O2:
haha mo ro go. you have finished me. thanks for the chat.
finish you ke? Not at all. . . Is the kleenex I'd plans to finish na. Ok o. You are welikom o
RomanceRe: What Is The Craziest Thing U Ve Ever Done For Love by parislomo(f): 10:14am On Mar 04, 2010
H2O2:
That's good to know. Keep it up. I'll be here with kleenex tissues in hand just in case you need to wipe your tears.
No need to cry. Wipe your tears, be a woman.
Thanks dear, you really are nice. Just make sure you don't run out of kleenex quickly. hmmmmm. . . and there I was believing it was a womanly thing to cryyyyyyyy. . .
RomanceRe: What Is The Craziest Thing U Ve Ever Done For Love by parislomo(f): 9:50am On Mar 04, 2010
I'm a cry baby that's why. . . can't help it. . I'm happy now. wink wink
Nairaland GeneralRe: Eyoniggar: You Are An I-d-i-o-t by parislomo(f): 9:31am On Mar 04, 2010
aieromon:
No flavor. . .
This thread should be archived and buried.
SECONDED
RomanceRe: What Is The Craziest Thing U Ve Ever Done For Love by parislomo(f): 9:24am On Mar 04, 2010
awwwwww. . . hope you are not vexing too cos that will make me cry more. .
RomanceRe: What Is The Craziest Thing U Ve Ever Done For Love by parislomo(f): 9:14am On Mar 04, 2010
you are making fun of me!! **rolls on floor wailing** cool

I'm good. Trust you are too.

whispers: don't let's stray from the topic. . . wink grin
RomanceRe: What Is The Craziest Thing U Ve Ever Done For Love by parislomo(f): 9:02am On Mar 04, 2010
Ok, when I hear a quiz like: where have you been all my life? or something similar. . . that's usually my response.
Yeah boring line I know.
TravelRe: Your First Day On A Plane by parislomo(f): 8:52am On Mar 04, 2010
chinesedoll:
Please do not ask me what happened the first time I entered an elevator
I think I fainted,
roflol. . .  Just like I pee-d the first time on an ordinary escalator!! embarassed grin grin
RomanceRe: What Is The Craziest Thing U Ve Ever Done For Love by parislomo(f): 8:49am On Mar 04, 2010
H2O2:
lol o ti pari. waiting for the right time to do what now? i'm lost
Attempted a general question ni na. So I've failed now shey?? embarassed embarassed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Censored Picture Of Arsenal's Aaron Ramsey's Leg Break Against Stoke City by parislomo(f): 8:46am On Mar 04, 2010
TheSaintz:
Why does this keep happening to us, Man U and Chelsea will definitely be behind this
shocked shocked

How now??
RomanceRe: What Is The Craziest Thing U Ve Ever Done For Love by parislomo(f): 8:42am On Mar 04, 2010
H2O2:
you ain't right. where your tallass been all my life?
shocked shocked

Waiting for the right time. . . like now. wink wink
RomanceRe: What Is The Craziest Thing U Ve Ever Done For Love by parislomo(f): 8:19am On Mar 04, 2010
H2O2:
Stephanie?
yelz cool
RomanceRe: What Is The Craziest Thing U Ve Ever Done For Love by parislomo(f): 8:16am On Mar 04, 2010
tishat:
i will answer for ma hussy, he married me knowing am HIV+ while he is Negative.
Now tell me which love is greater than thishuh??
awwwww, now that's what I call going real crazy for the one you love! Perfect fantasy. cool
adosjun:
I repeated primary six though i was promoted becos my gurl failed and was asked to repeat
hmmmmm, very brave man! **gives him a pat on the head** grin grin grin
RomanceRe: What Is The Craziest Thing U Ve Ever Done For Love by parislomo(f): 11:03am On Mar 03, 2010
poceda:
My best friend is still my best friend.
Me likeyyyyyyyyy. . . Really, the thing we do for love.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nigerian Twins Make Record For High School by parislomo(f): 10:37am On Mar 03, 2010
Very nice. I would love to see their pix too.
SportsRe: An Open Letter To Lars Lagerback by parislomo(f): 9:54am On Mar 03, 2010
ha!! This is Too Long A Letter
undecided
TV/MoviesRe: Genevieve Hosts "Gulder Ultimate Search Celebrity Showdown" by parislomo(f): 9:25am On Mar 03, 2010
I really do pray it is as interesting as it sounds. Also praying Genny won't be too stiff. Also praying, it is not a home video at the end of the day! *sighs*
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Censored Picture Of Arsenal's Aaron Ramsey's Leg Break Against Stoke City by parislomo(f): 4:52pm On Mar 02, 2010
Ouch!!
Music/RadioRe: Omosexy Returns With Second Album by parislomo(f): 4:47pm On Mar 02, 2010
jessefly:
and she is releasing this album for people who enjoy [size=28pt]CRAP[/size]
ABEGGI
Thank you Great Observer!!
Music/RadioRe: Omosexy Returns With Second Album by parislomo(f): 4:38pm On Mar 02, 2010
Can't wait for her next album cos I actually enjoyed the first one.
CultureRe: Are You Proud Of Your Tribal Mark? by parislomo(f): 1:39pm On Mar 02, 2010
^^^ beautiful with face marks like moi!!

kiss kiss
CelebritiesRe: I Am Now A Married Man — Tuface Idibia by parislomo(f): 12:09pm On Feb 26, 2010
ha, the gist long o! Married and keeping it a secret??!! OMG!! Encomium and City People have failed me!!

huh shocked shocked sad

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