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Science/Technology / Re: What Type Of Tv Works In Naija by Parohfrey(f): 7:27pm On Dec 21, 2009
na wa o- why wont it work? Please give us one single reason why you think it wont work in Naija!
Travel / Re: I Am Visiting Naija After 6months Away, Should I Go With My Head Or Leave It? by Parohfrey(f): 7:10pm On Dec 21, 2009
^^^^

I conclude that your brain has finally dropped with the snow, according to your name! Goat! Dont you know when something is meant to make you smile or laugh? Deranged nin compoop and an affront to human living, a forcefully ejected foetus and a marmaid with a porcelain underwear trying to marry a wicked goat, a fool like you who doesnt know when to go and when to stay, a sereptitude gargantuan and a freudal idiot.
Travel / Re: I Am Visiting Naija After 6months Away, Should I Go With My Head Or Leave It? by Parohfrey(f): 5:56pm On Dec 21, 2009
@Basil

Na suffer head be their problem - but when they wan go Naija, dem go dey form as if anyone send them, them go say, even from 10km, their skin dey shine and they fit kidnap dem, meanwhile na run down part of America/London him dey come from.
Business / Re: Banks Will Soon Go Computerised. by Parohfrey(f): 5:26pm On Dec 21, 2009
of course they are doing that in Naija already.
Travel / Re: World Mosts: by Parohfrey(f): 11:15am On Dec 21, 2009
@poster

The Picture you showed of the Bugatti Veron is realy wrong. It is the picture of a Pagani Zonda C12 F $667,321. Produced by a small independent company in Italy, the Pagani Zonda C12 F is the 5th fastest car in the world. It promises to delivery a top speed of 215 mph+ and it can reach 0-60 in 3.5 seconds.

The picture of the real Bugatti Veron is this one here:

Romance / Re: At A Dead End,how Do I Getout?plz Help. by Parohfrey(f): 11:07am On Dec 21, 2009
Deliver the baby and teach him or her how not to have sex without protection.
Romance / Re: Why Is It Hard For The Boy You Fancy To Notice You. by Parohfrey(f): 9:27pm On Dec 20, 2009
dont you know your lines properly or what? go to him and make your feelings known to him. You are afraid of rejection? How many men have come to you and you have said no to? I guess there are loads of them.
Nairaland / General / Re: Fct Minister Spends 22 Billion On Rail Project by Parohfrey(f): 9:08pm On Dec 20, 2009
sd-6:

Hey dude, the only mistake the poster made was saying Aliero was yobe governor. Am pretty sure u're not in abuja. And maybe your last journey in your dream was by train in Abuja. Its complacent people like u that let scumbag looters go away with their mess. Think again joker,

Before you open your mouth as wide as that of an antelope, come to my house in Area 11, back of Sahad Stores and I will be ready to take you round Abuja. Because you dont know where it is starting from and u havent seen it in metropolitan abuja doesnt mean the man has eaten all the money- whats wrong with people like you?
Politics / Re: Nigeria Lawmaker Wears $38k Wrist Watch by Parohfrey(f): 6:08pm On Dec 20, 2009
The title speaks less of the content of the article.
Travel / Re: I Am Visiting Naija After 6months Away, Should I Go With My Head Or Leave It? by Parohfrey(f): 4:22pm On Dec 20, 2009
^^^^

I can try o.
Travel / Re: Wonderful Places Around The World by Parohfrey(f): 3:42pm On Dec 20, 2009
then why are you posting here if you dont want replies? Na u get am?
Sports / Re: Names Of Tiger Wood's 14 Lovers (we Still Counting) And His Appology. by Parohfrey(f): 3:40pm On Dec 20, 2009
so?
Politics / Re: Jonathan May Become President This Week by Parohfrey(f): 3:39pm On Dec 20, 2009
who u think say go read all this speculative journalistic jargon?
Politics / Re: Mend’s Recent "attack" On Shell Facility - A Ruse by Parohfrey(f): 3:37pm On Dec 20, 2009
no mind them.
Romance / Re: I Just Found Out She Did Abortion Twice Before We Met. by Parohfrey(f): 2:46pm On Dec 20, 2009
dont mind the poster - why did he sleep with her without a condom as well?
Politics / Re: Efcc Docks Kema Chikwe’s Husband Over N140m Land Deal by Parohfrey(f): 12:42pm On Dec 20, 2009
Na wa o - another newsspaper says it is 40m, http://www.thisdayonline.com/nview.php?id=162373, this one says it is 140m, maybe Sahara Reporters will say it is 140billion.
Travel / Re: I Am Visiting Naija After 6months Away, Should I Go With My Head Or Leave It? by Parohfrey(f): 12:38pm On Dec 20, 2009
Yes o Sienna.
Romance / Re: I Just Found Out She Did Abortion Twice Before We Met. by Parohfrey(f): 12:37pm On Dec 20, 2009
@Poster

The same reason she didnt use a condom with others is the same reason she didnt use it with you- who are you now blaming?
Travel / Where Will U Like To Be 4 Xmas - Snowy London Or America East Cost Or Hot Naija? by Parohfrey(f): 8:43am On Dec 20, 2009
Snow snow go away - where will you like to be for 2009 Xmas/New Year?
Celebrities / Re: Nkem Owoh In N1million Debt Scandal by Parohfrey(f): 8:38am On Dec 20, 2009
POSTER

There is a difference between 1million and 100,000 - which one are we to beleive?
Travel / Re: How Can I Stay Safe When I Arrive In Nigeria? by Parohfrey(f): 8:24am On Dec 20, 2009
Kol:

Hi All.
CyberG may have over blown this but I can understand him completely. 70% of young adult Nigerians are jobless and looking for people to take advantage of.  You need to see the 419 emails that flood our mail boxes daily. No week goes by that I don't get tauted by some colleagues in my office with the letters from Nigerian desperate to do anything for money they did not work for.

If you care to check the scambaiting sites you will not believe what Nigerians are willing to do for money. Watch oout for my thread on 419 scambaiters.

CyberG, I visit Nigeria myself but I keep a low profile. I advise you do the same.  Guys are just over-desperate in Nigeria. The government is not doing anything to stop the madness. We have always had irresponsible government year on year.

And Guys staying out of Nigeria for 6 months is quite enough time for you to realise that there is a great difference. BIG BIG BIG difference.

You can use media like this to press on Government to provide jobs for people.

Can anyone answer this Question:
Why will a guy like CyberG not be stripped n aked of his valuables by an average 29 year old Nigerian boy who hasn't worked all his life  and who has just stepped of a cyber cafe unlucky that his yahoo-yahoo "mugu" has found out his trick and refused to send the promised $9,000 western union?

Answer sincerely and stop all these praises please.




Lies upon lies-

Naija guys may be into yahoo yahoo, but that doesnt classify them as armed robbers or stuff. You have over assumed that every hungry man is a potential armed robber, bull crap.

If you come from the West, and begin to form with your lingo or accent, it doesnt prove you as anything better than the next guy you are standing with- Why do Nigerians thinnk that having a foreign accent is a big deal? Example, in London, the South East accent is the worst I have ever listened to, so, if someone with that accent comes to Nigeria, and begins to form with that wishy washy accent, he or she is simply making a fool of him or herself. Having an accent adds no zip to who you are and what you are in life.

Pack Nigerians with a few other African folks together in a room, and each of them have lived abroad for over 10 years. You will easily pick out which one of them is a Nigerian, it is the one with a fake foreign accent, the other guys still speak the way they spoke before they left their country - but Naija folks? always forming and forming big man, big woman, big accent, big everything, I SIMPLY HATE FORMING!
Politics / Re: Mend Nigerdelta News : Niger Delta Militants Break Ceasefire - Is This True by Parohfrey(f): 8:17am On Dec 20, 2009
@Poster

What do you mean it was a sham? You mean the loads of guns laid down were not worth it or were they laying down sticks?
Health / Re: Heartburn: A Burning Sensation In My Throat by Parohfrey(f): 7:48am On Dec 20, 2009
@Poster

I posted here earlier that what you need is Zantac - someone removed the post. Shame on the moderators, they dont want you well.

Please look for the drug Zantac- it is good for you, I suffer the same and once i take Zantac, it is ok.
Travel / Re: I Am Visiting Naija After 6months Away, Should I Go With My Head Or Leave It? by Parohfrey(f): 7:43am On Dec 20, 2009
^^^^^

Thank you o jare- b4 my head enters another man's soup down in Naija.
Travel / Re: I Am Visiting Naija After 6months Away, Should I Go With My Head Or Leave It? by Parohfrey(f): 1:41am On Dec 20, 2009
^^^^

You obviously dont see the joke in my post- i no balme u.

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