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SultanYoung:
you are not honest at all and how you all seat and say all this gebrish is way beyond my imagination

He is very honest on this. I ply this road on daily basis,so I can clearly tell you that he’s very correct on this

Cti28:
Potholes are beginning to appear on most sections of the newly completed concrete section. In few months time, the potholes will be several centimeters deep

You’re very correct. The new sections from Kakau to Gonin Gora is a clear example. The contractors should kindly look into this

He drank nothing. Check the pipe properly,there’s a blockade

That’s not real money,, Check the shape.


I’ll pass

This one na size 4.
Size 5 Dey slightly bigger than this

Sensodyne

Akinpedia:
Please explain further:
Which one is for Art Students, and Which one is for Science Students?

Talking about Present and Future, please clarify your claims

Scrabble is for Art student,while Chess is for Science student.
Scrabble is the past, while Chess is the present and future.
Have you heard of Mikhail Tal ? Or of Garry Kasparov? I’ll want you to compare their IQ and that of Albert Einstein

One is for Art student,the other is for Science student.
One is the past,while the other is the present and future. The both cannot be compared

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Angelzuby:
Good day brother, I am much interested and I wish I will get an offer with your good office position

Good day my friend. If you’re in Enugu,you can send your Resume/CV to that email.
Thank you

Akalia:
I am interested

Okay bro,kindly send a message to that email
Kindly note that location is Enugu
Thank you

Good morning all, We’re currently hiring.
You can mention me for more info;
Thank you

I can’t say for all of these

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Krismas:
4. Bd7

5. c3

Krismas:
3. d6

4. d4

Krismas:
2. Nc6

3. Bb5

chessguru:
wow , your memory is great , that is a long time ago , howdy bro ? your whatsapp number pls ?

Really a long time,that was my last active tournament.
I’m doing good bro,hope you’re doing great??
I was thinking you would’ve become an FM by now!!!
Let’s use chess notation for my number;; 0g0cfh9ecb0

Krismas:

1. e5

2. Nf3

chessguru:
This thread is a motivation to becoming the first ever Chess Grand master in Nigeria , measuring my performance using online platform in preparation for future tournaments.

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STAGE 1

1. Tactics/puzzles
chess.com puzzles
Lichess puzzles
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3. Chess.com Drills (A-Z)

4. Lichess practice (A_Z)

Book - Better Chess for average players

Hello C.M Akinov
Good afternoon... it has really been a long time.
Let me reintroduce myself,,,
2015, 1st southwest tournament,liberty stadium Ibadan.
Morra gambit, Siberian trap.
Uncastled black king,and a hanging white queen on e2.
Rook f to d1.
I was supposed to take your queen and win
Hope you’re doing good my friend

PrinceMajestic:
it's you who don't play chess because if you do you will know that chess is life and anything can happen at anytime and position matter alot. One of my strategies called bishop sacrifice, usually in the beginning of game with my bishop I attack your pawn in F7 standing next to your king and you have no choice than to sac with ur king leaving you unable to castle and putting your king in a bad position where all the destruction will befall you. I usually overcome that except few occasions where the person is very good, in chess position is almost everything.

So because you play the King’s opening with the white piece,you think it’s every f7 pawn you can sacrifice your bishop for and win?? You’re funny

reubenobi:
Any chess player here?

Yup.
1.e4,,

This is my hometown. Proudly from Achalla Village

Congrats Bro, we’re right behind you

Car specialists, over to you guys

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daddytime:
Patience and understanding my man.

HOME UPKEEP MONEY, HOW MUCH SHOULD A MAN GIVE HIS WIFE?

A must read for every couple.

Last Friday evening, I decided to gulp down a couple of beer bottles at a joint before going home after a hard day's work.

Sitting next to my table were these two guys whose discussion was almost disturbing the rest of the people in the bar. One seem to be bitterly complaining to his friend about his wife. "My wife wan kill me", "she too like money", "she is too demanding, infact I am tired of her nonsense.

From his utterances and countenance you will know he just finished a fight with his wife before coming to the bar. Probably the friend called him out in other to quell the situation.

The friend was trying to calm him down. Johny cool down nah, what is the matter? I thought you and your wife have out grown these constant fights that have almost become a ritual. Ahh ahh, be a man, calm down and tell me what happened.

Then the man started, could you imagine? before I use to give my wife N30,000 as the home Upkeep money. She was complaining that the money was not enough. then she will be asking for small small money untill next Upkeep money. One day I came back from work to discover that NEPA has cut our light because she failed to pay. I was not happy because I have already given her the monthly Upkeep, when I asked, she said there is no money. Then I decided to take up the payment of NEPA bills which is about N5000 per month. The next month she still complained and we quarreled as usual.

To make her happy, I increased the monthly Upkeep to N45,000. To my surprise, I came back today, just barely three weeks after giving her the money and she continued with her usual way of demanding for more money. That's why I have to beat her up.

Even though, I was keenly listening to their conversation, they did not care. Considering the way he was glancing at me from time to time, it seems he wouldn't care if I say something.

Then, I adjusted closer, and assisted his friend in calming him down. After calming him down, I asked him, how many children do you have, he answered 4, then I asked, do you have a house help, he said yes, I also asked, is there any other person living in your house, he said yes, his wife's sister is living with them. That is a total of 6 people, if he is added, there will be total of 7 people living in the house.

I now asked him to get his calculator. That I am going to teach him a simple calculation that will surprise him, and help him manage his family. He brought out his mobile phone and opened the calculator.

Then, I asked him, how much do you think is the cost of one plate of home made food. i.e. food prepared in the home without additional Restaurant cost. He thought about it for a while but couldn't come up with a figure.

Then I wadded in and told him, let's say a plate of home made food costs N100, which you know is impossible because an average home made food for a low income family should cost between N150 to N300 depending on the quality.

If one person consumes N100 per meal, then s/he will consume N300 in a day, if he takes breakfast, lunch and dinner.

That means s/he will consume N300 x 30 =9,000 in a month. He was pressing the calculator without knowing were I am driving at.

N9,000 x the six (6) people in your house = N54,000 excluding you. If your cost is added, let's say it's not up to N,9000 because you don't usually eat lunch in the house. Let's say it is N200 x 30 dayss = N6,000 if your lunch money is excluded.

Then the total food cost in your house per month = N60,000, that is, if a plate is N100. Remember that a plate of food can never be N100.

If the average cost is N150, then you should be thinking of N90,000 per month as the food money for your home. Remember, we have not considered other expenses.

If the average cost is N200, which is still not too costly for a good home made meal, then you should be thinking of N120,000 per month as the food money for your family.

At this point, the man was looking at me in utter surprise with his mouth wide open.

The friend immediately cut in awe, thank you my brother, thank you my brother, you are God sent, I have been telling this my friend that women hardly waste money but he never agrees.

He started calling the bar man , abeg bring a bottle of beer for this our friend, infact bring two at a time and a plate of perper soup for him.

I now asked the man to call his wife immediately and apologise to her, which he obliged, men have ego issues but not in this case because he have realised how wrong he was.

He called the wife and said "Babe, I am so sorry for hitting you, please forgive me. I have realised my mistake, please forgive, At this point we can hear the faint voice of his wife crying and sobbing at the other end. We asked him to invite her over. He begged her and told her the name of the joint we are in. Though the wife initially refused but his friend took the phone and asked her to come that we will be eagerly waiting to meet her. Then she agreed. The husband took the phone again and asked her to take Keke drop.

In the next 20mins she was with us. And we all apologized to her and narrated to her about our calculation, how she is so right. We could see a wave of inner joy that engulfed her. Then smile showed up on her face and she leaned on her husband's shoulder.

Then, I ordered for Fish Berbecue while the friend was ordering for more drinks.

We all went home happy.

Women are indeed amazing, they try much hard to keep the home going without little or no appreciation. When they go to market, they will price and price and will not hesitate to go round the whole market to ensure they are buying at the best price.

Men, let us appreciate our women a little, please.
Kindly share widely to bring peace in various homes.

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Nice write up Sir

Spaced Booked

I have,buh I’m not in Lagos

calmG:
Don't listen to this guy...Its Obvious he don't understand what you're passing through... Tell Him how many times you have sworn deeply from your heart to stop...Did it work? BIG NO

I go to a bet shop everyday,and I don’t play game for myself. You don’t need to understand this cos it’s beyond your mental strength.
I hope the OP finally got a solution

Thank God