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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by parrotibaba(m): 3:21pm On Oct 19, 2017
Lana1:
U dont give any fûcks but here u are hopping into my mentions like a deranged Kangaroo on steroids...

Congrats CEO. U just played urself!!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by parrotibaba(m): 3:17pm On Oct 19, 2017
All these new age ninjas self


The crave for instant gratification is becoming alarming.


Everybody wan shout "I don hammer" by force without actually working for it.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by parrotibaba(m): 4:08pm On Oct 18, 2017
Nawa oh, see as this 1diot disgrace his ancestors for here.




Erm cohbams express delivery, anytime this kain thing de pop up, endeavor to copy me. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by parrotibaba(m): 9:10pm On Oct 08, 2017
Bia make una respect una ancestors and allow this TV show to continue. Like nihilist said, na to de read 1 post per day and two per weekend sure pass so that e no go finish cheesy


A40, Mehn too many curses on your dental.




But but Shey na only you de answer all these names? Ajakaja40, Alinco40, Arindin40 and Afaulty grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by parrotibaba(m): 3:52pm On Sep 30, 2017
Greatihex:
you cn conduct any pool u like. That is ur problem.

Whatever comes out of it, i wl accept in good faith, unlike you.
raumdeuter:


Are you scared about what the opinion of you is? Cos you seemed to be a stalker and a stan. Count the number of times you have gone out of your busy schedule to quote me



What's this, lovers' quarrel?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by parrotibaba(m): 7:25pm On Sep 29, 2017
afrodoc2:

My oga, no be my fault. I dey leave now so na to just unwind and relax lol.
carry on brother, enjoy your leave cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by parrotibaba(m): 6:19pm On Sep 29, 2017
afrodoc2:


What! He jumped into WHAT?
Funke! Funke! Apostle must hear this.
Doc you just dey cruise control since yesterday grin

You de burst my brain here cheesy cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by parrotibaba(m): 10:03am On Sep 28, 2017
So we don reach stage where 4 goals don de tire us cool cheesy hopefully we go smash palace pass 4.


Nice win from the guys, totally shamed those that were praying for a draw. With Basel thrashing benfica, I fully expect us to wrap up this group stage by match day 4.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by parrotibaba(m): 9:47am On Sep 27, 2017
LoRdCaT:
Egbon diggz, this is the third time you are shouting this thing. Must somebody answer you before you stop? OK I have quoted you, satisfied?
so you no fit handle small trolling?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by parrotibaba(m): 9:26am On Sep 27, 2017
Are you guys still on the Southampton game when we have a game tonight? For f'ck sakes make we move on na, instead of moaning like a b*tch who is being fingered. We have established that it wasn't the intention of the gaffer to defend against the saints but rather the players forced his hand and he did what was best to remedy the situation. Southampton is a decent team so I no get all this "parking the bus against ordinary Southampton" I de hear here. Are they not a premier league team famed for their possession based football?. Some of you may be started watching football live from last year so it's understandable that you will want mourinho to play tiki taka or possession based football since all of a sudden, every Jones and Harry is on about attacking football and forgetting that defending is part of football and it can be beautiful too.

This same Southampton came to old Trafford and outplayed us under SAF and have some other small teams done in the past. I'm not in any way condoning the performance by the players but I can't stand mofos cussing mourinho for that and purring at man city's style of play over and over again.

Abeg we de Russia and are set to play against a familiar team in CSKA Moscow without 3 midfielders so make we talk about this match instead of talking about a match that was played 4 days ago, one which we won.

I see us winning this match, 2 or 3 goals to 1
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by parrotibaba(m): 6:31pm On Sep 23, 2017
joeace2020:


You see why you may not succeed as a manager. Disrespecting the opponent. Southampton are not a shit team. If they were, they won't beat Liverpool en route the EFL final. If they were they won't qualify for Europe. If they were they won't produce some of the best players in the EPL and one of the best in the world today. Mourinho knows teams he can easily dispatch off and he'll send in Martial for those teams. This Southampton team would have punished us if we didn't build a wall around the goal. It was obvious this was another shitty day as there were too many players playing poorly at once. The manager did what a manager will do. He can't go an control Herrera's leg or Make Mikitaryan be physical enough to withstand players or even make easy sensible passes rather than behaving like a Pius Ikedia. Instead he did what he could do to get a point and keep the confidence high in the team. Nothing deflates more than playing badly and dropping the points but a win masks everything and keeps players, fans and everybody buzzing for the next game. Imagine if we had drawn, we would have been so deflated evem with Chelsea playing City next.
this guy and another guy are the only ones that made sense with their posts.

I can't understand why mourinho is being slammed here for doing the right thing. Shey na mourinho dey pitch de play this nonsense our players played in the second half? Or maybe na him tell them to play nonsense intentionally. He did what any sensible coach will do when his team is winning by a solitary goal and playing shiit, shut up shop and get the win then go and bang heads in the dressing room after the game instead of bringing in attackers and just because we are United and they are soton thereby dropping points. The most important thing is that we won, we got the 3 points despite playing badly, we were able to eke out a 1 - 0 win from a tough match. This soton team regularly gives us trouble whenever we play them even during SAF's regime. We played poorly today and we should never repeat this display again.

I see some folks crying over city and their goal difference bs, una de expect us to win 4 or 5 each match day? Haba!! Also for those complaining about our draw at Stoke and Chelsea trashing them, remember that Stoke played with one recognized centerhalf today since shawcross, Cameron and zouma(ineligible to play against Chelsea) were missing and on top that, Hughes committed hara kiri by removing indi when 2 goals down and bringing in a midfielder which ultimately backfired.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by parrotibaba(m): 11:06am On Sep 17, 2017
Ibime:
Do we not have any member of this thread to represent in the Social media football tournament in Lagos? Nairaland team does not contain any names I recognise from this thread:

https://www.nairaland.com/4059321/10-man-nairaland-football-team-hold
why would you? When some guys here wrote jamb in 1996 and others are in Sunny nneji set. Na ancestors full here.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by parrotibaba(m): 10:57am On Sep 17, 2017
Saw this on front page, not football related.




Nigerians have Trust issues when buying Bread 


After asking the seller if it's Today's Own


They Still Go ahead and perform the Squeezing Test to Confirm 
grin grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by parrotibaba(m): 4:31pm On Sep 13, 2017
Which one be coolgar kwa?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by parrotibaba(m): 4:27pm On Sep 09, 2017
Airmark right now...

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by parrotibaba(m): 2:17pm On Sep 09, 2017
Klopp no get plan b at all
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by parrotibaba(m): 7:58pm On Sep 06, 2017
So cohbams ceo de tiff cougar diss lines?


And we trust these guys to deliver our mails safely to its destination.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by parrotibaba(m): 12:26pm On Sep 02, 2017
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by parrotibaba(m): 12:26pm On Sep 02, 2017
This one wey nobody wan gree say e team go win league, Nawa oo.

Abeg man Utd go win the league this season plus the UCL and fa cup cheesy

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by parrotibaba(m): 10:50pm On Aug 31, 2017
Conte: Alo, am I speaking with Ross Barkley?


Agent: No this is his agent, let me hand over the phone to my client.


Ross: hello


Conte: yes please I'm interested in you, I believe you will make us stronger this season and develop yourself for the better under me, we have already talked to your club and they are ready to sell you.


Ross(excited): Excellent!! I'm on my way now.


Conte: okay I will be waiting.


Ross with his agent reaches Chelsea's training ground for medicals, completes his medicals and Conte calls back.


Conte: Alo Ross


Ross: yes?


Conte: the positions I have in mind for you are exciting, right wing back, left wing back and... Alo? Alo Ross? Mr Barkley?



Ross(cuts phone): Excuse me sir(to the doc) where is the door?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by parrotibaba(m): 11:49am On Aug 30, 2017
diggz:



Ox needs to respect himself bro.

24yr old with over 100plus matches and 9goals to show for it.....yet dude wants a £180k salary grin grin After the rimming the gorilla can as well fvck his yansh too cheesy
grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by parrotibaba(m): 11:48am On Aug 30, 2017
diggz:
£23million is what cfc is offering Leicester for Drinkwater while Leicester wants fee in excess of £30mill......sky
una fit end up not signing anyone again with this agidi wey una targets and their clubs de do.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by parrotibaba(m): 11:42am On Aug 30, 2017
diggz:


180k a week with 9goals in over 100plus matches..... grin]I think dude needs to get rimmed by a gorilla. angry

Ox should better accept the 180k from arsenal cuz we can't afford to pay an average player like him that kind of amount. What fvckery cheesy

Bia! Respect yourself this morning grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by parrotibaba(m): 9:15pm On Aug 29, 2017
alexie4real:
chai e pain am
yes e pain me, e pain me wella that you go hide behind girl nyash to talk, maybe u wan ass rim am.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by parrotibaba(m): 9:49pm On Aug 28, 2017
hinky:


Who asked for ur opinion though? undecided
alexie4real:
u dey mind d goat
make sure say she give you her whatsapp number, swine!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by parrotibaba(m): 2:11pm On Aug 28, 2017
hinky:
4days to go.... Watch chelsea sign about three on deadline day sad
yes Pablo djibilibi for €20m, Ezekiel lazontu for €35m and N'golo akpanko for €40m.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by parrotibaba(m): 10:57am On Aug 28, 2017
Bimffo:


The Belotti guy is good, leave story.

no be just his goal wey mad me, his assist for the 3rd goal na tuwo but he is not worth the €100m that is quoted for him.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by parrotibaba(m): 3:28pm On Aug 24, 2017
Vanquay:



Fellas I think we might have to start sucking anus, imagine this long epistle(which I didn't read btw), our brother in the Lord definitely derives Superhuman strength from Sucking Shìt in a circular motion. grin
hehe hehe so you self don chuk nose for the nyash matter

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by parrotibaba(m): 2:50pm On Aug 24, 2017
SeekinAttention:
Who doesn't stake?

At least it is better to bet than to scam people
Chelseafan1:


Let that fool swear with his arselicking tongue that he hasn't placed bet in his life. grin grin grin

Very soon, he'll say I am seeking attention.


I saw what you did there grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by parrotibaba(m): 2:06pm On Aug 24, 2017
Chelseafan1:


U get sense pass dt boy na, tell him to pull out a post about me having a sister, let alone him getting to such her ass hole.
Na for clarification purposes brother. Make we sure for wetin we de witness here.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by parrotibaba(m): 1:56pm On Aug 24, 2017
Chelseafan1:


I know my yunga sister wella, if she go toilet, she no dey remember clean nyash. grin grin cheesy cheesy



Oboy you don shoot ya self for nyash oo



You mean you de inspect your sis nyash every time she go toilet?



That's dangerously close to nyash rimming grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by parrotibaba(m): 1:38pm On Aug 24, 2017
Hehehe funlord my guy, I de expect you to deliver a massive Clap back as per your reputation of back hand slapping and...




So get to digging, who knows whether Chelseafan1 get im own dirty secrets for nl grin

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