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Ebenezar2020:
hi! how are you?

*Some Pretty young ladies act* *'* *Very silly* *'* *and later struggle for husbands*.

A lot of ladies become very silly in their youth when they have abundance of beauty and make very silly mistakes about their future.

Sometimes you see an 18,19,20 year young lady going out with somebody who is about 15 years older than her at times 55 years man. You have abundance of beauty but you are not utilizing your moment well because one of these days, you will be 35 years old and at 35, you would realize, *Wow I wasted my time on that good for nothing old man*

Now every young man who should have married you,thinks you are old, used and discarded. That's when young ladies start going to Church, worshipping, fasting, praying and hoping that God will turn things around.

Don't ever deceive yourself that years of beauty will be forever. Don't be wasteful, don't be spend your money on perishable and depreciating commodities.

If you are a man, there will be a time when you are no longer strong, if you are a young lady, there will be a time when you are no longer beautiful. The reality of life will hit you and it is inevitable ( you can't escape it).

You are not going to be beautiful forever, you are not going to be strong forever, you are not going to have money forever, you may loose your prestigious position in life.

Young ladies be wise like the ant, it doesn't waste time in the harvest season, it harness and gathers. God bless you.

If you were born between 1980-1996..
2019 should be your last year of being stupid..

We are getting old, people!..

You need to:

1. Start a business, get a job or acquire a skill, if you don't have one

2. Filter your current friends and make more business partners.

3. Start saving a part of ur income and invest it (not in MMM, buy a land, shares, bond etc)

4.Stop clubbing every weekend.. Stay indoors sometimes and read a book or 2.

5. Ladies, stop waiting for a prince charming to come to your rescue (Disney n Hollywood lied to us) you should know that by now.

6. Stop dating anybody you don't see yourself having a future with.

7. Guys, stop honoring every single invitation to hang out to drink and flex with chicks.

8. Start sending money back home (your parents will be so proud)

9. Stop squatting around with friends, get your own apartment.

10. Stop caring about what people have to say about you or any decision you take about your life...

11. Have goals you must achieve for the year instead of making senseless 'New year resolutions'

12. Remember, 2020 wouldn't be different from other years by merely screaming endless 'Amens' everywhere. You need to put in work to get RESULTS

Note: This is an advice to everyone who cares to listen, including myself because I'm guilty of most of what I listed up there.

#2020

Ladies , when y'all ask your man for some money , let's say 10k and he gives you his ATM Card and you go check his balance and you see a balance of 15k , Jejelly collect your 10k . don't get all up emotional or feel like he broke and maybe you stressing on him too much . Do not play the ' Understanding Girlfriend ' card and withdraw 5k .. babe withdraw the amount you asked for and give him back his ATM Card ....

LET Me Explain Why

GUY CODE 212 : As a man, have a daily expenses ATM card where you deposit little money for your recharge card and beer flex and " her demands " ... let your girlfriend be in possession of the Card most of the time because that way she always has an idea of your financial muscle. it keeps her demands in check, makes her have no real knowledge of your finances and it's hard for her to know if you in a good place financially or just struggling . the Atm Card must be the only one she sees you with , on no account must you be seen with another ATM Card... UNTIL YOU MARRY HER !""""..

Ladies , do not let some men blackmail you emotionally , if you ask for money and he gives you money please take it , the account balance you see in his ATM Card, the one you have access to .. is the account balance he wants you to see !
I'll be revealing series of guy codes in my subsequent post here so these ladies can learn and stop getting played by some Men

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stanliwise:
Sorry babe, It is for my grand ma operation.

So many are inboxing him. I love this social experiment. Guys you can pay him just $200 to confirm if your wife messaged him privately
Intelligent guy he is.

My own opinion is that education and logical thinking is lacking in our Nigerian society.
This post wasn't about any holiday or indecency, Mr Francis is running a very important social experiment. He wants to expose the situation of the Nigerian society.
I dont totally blame the people who fell for it. I think it is a clear indication on why we are a country falling deep in despair. 90% of Nigerians cannot make the right choices; be it in marriage or elections or even in choosing what to believe (religion) or in whatever occasion. Our people have heard so many fairy tales that they are very vulnerable. You can trick people with any crazy promise. That explains why we would keep having a bad government.
This has also exposed the true expectations of women in marriages.
My dear Nigerian ladies, 99% of men in Nigeria were not born rich. They all hustled, some women contributed to their husbands success. There is a time for sacrifice and a time for pleasure. Dont give up during the time for sacrifice, so you will not end up abandoning your blessings.
For the men, mind the mindset of the lady you want to marry. This thing is not about the lack of money but it is about the mindset of the woman. Take a fool to hundred countries on vacation, she will sleep with your gateman who has never been to Lagos even.
Class is not in what you wear or what you own, it is in how you reason. Riches are in the mind not in the bank.
Ladies and Gentlemen, there is no competition. That is why you are asked to post only in public. Francis is trying to expose the weak foundation your marriages are built on. Dont marry people who are poor in the mind. They have no cure!

pansophist:
We?

My name is not "we", my name is pansophist. Pansophist is rich

ahiboilandgas:
we are all players in industry at different level...some big ,medium,other small ...only one chap that INVESTED 50m (25 in the station ) and 25 in trucks (the guy get mind sha ) the trucks generated a net income of 11m for him in 2019...but the station zero cos it became operation on 1/2020......some 2 guys also partners to couple a truck ....one bought the head 6.5 the tank 5.5 ....they started in april they made about 5m (but they always have issues when sharing profits )

This is because they did not have a written agreement on profit sharing.

It is.

pharrell8:
Might be true or not..

lol

Riele:
Look at them above ! .

Asking You and Who

Greedy lots ! .

It's people like them that'll abandon a faithful girlfriend because they've blow .

SMH .

You received a credit alert of N30Million and your girlfriend starts shouting "we are rich"

Give her a savage reply and a MEME

If your girl is on video call with her friends while her phone’s on speaker then she turns the camera to You, it’s not show off my guy. She’s warning them not to say things they’re not supposed to say!

That I can't satisfy her on bed I ask how she said I don't last up to 45mins on top of her..I ask her how many hours is flight from Owerri to Abuja she said 45mins I say to her Ur wicked she left.

#ItsTimeForMeToGetMarried

Applicants should apply with the following requirements:

1. Should have natural hair (afro is a plus)
2. Minimum of a University Degree
Masters degree is an added advantage.
3. Satisfactory income source backed by a bank statement
4. A great cook
5. Any tattoos or body piercings should be of my design. Waist beads are acceptable
6. Should have an hour glass body with the beauty of a Rose.
7. Able to sustain an intellectual conversation as well as an awesome sense of humour
8. Attach written recommendations from at least 2 former boyfriends.
9. Knowledge of Public relations that is awesome.
10. Fluent in at least 2 international languages.
11. Well-trained in home management and hospitality.
12. Must have a great character.
13. No previous record of cheating.
14. Demonstrated ability to make a man successful.
15. Very creative and romantic .
16. Ability to cook Inter-Continental and Nigeria dishes.
17. A thoughtful and cool headed lady.
18. Can perform in za oda room at any hour of the day
19. Can kiss passionately nonstop for 30 minutes.
20. Has the ability to work managerially in the house.
21. No body padding, No breast enlargement, No stretch marks, No booty enlargement, No bleaching of the skin.
22. Should not be shorter than me (above 5ft 2inches)
23. Should be physically fit and have passion for workout.
24. Should trust me and not be a monitoring spirit or a police detective
25. Should be emotionally depended but independent in thoughts.
26. Should have an above average IQ (for me and the sake of our kids)
27. Should be morally sound but not a religious fanatic.

All applicants are advised to send their applications by 31st January 2020. Attach health records and birth certificate. Only selected candidates will be contacted
Best of Luck

Barrytone:
Exxonmobil is a tenant at mobil house

what?

Years ago I sent a message to my classmate on Facebook, I needed an information urgently, my messenger showed it was seen and she was always online.

At that point, she felt i was not just her calibre, it was painful and I forgot it.

But now, she's replying a message i sent years ago.. not just that, she needs my help too.
Well, i offered her my best and I never snubbed her.

Listen,
Don't break a bridge because you may wanna use it someday. Nobody is less important to be snubbed!

Don't determine how much you'll need a person by his or her today's condition. Life is full of surprises and one of the surprises might be that the person you snubbed is the one you'll need great attention from.

Try to share your time with people, nobody is an island, we need ourselves to survive.

We are in life, nobody can tell tomorrow perfectly.
Show love!!!
Someone might seem less important today but in the future? You might be praying to just talk to them.

If i were to be bad, I'll reciprocate her actions by snubbing her too. But, it's not right.

For all those acting like the lady, make a change!!!

Can we relate?

Roheemah04:
Yes

Hmmmmm, how were you affected? I have a friends that have in Ugbolu but my uncle built in the same Okpanam.

Diyke4rich:
Okpanam is a big problem now because of ibusa according to they own the land even one of my was affected at Austine dada estate marble hill

Yes

abimbola01:
Greetings my Oga,
@ emmanuelewumi: Please is Lagos state Gov bond a good buy?

Thanks

have you seen?

Katier00:
what I need is a chef

google auntlanda

HopeAlive16:
Compliments of the season to you all. I need a self con or room in a flat or even a single room in Ikeja but something affordable. Please can anyone help me with a lead, this is very urgent. Alternatively, if you're in need of a roommate to share your rent in Ikeja or you have your money handy already but no accommodation yet and your OK with the location please dm me. This is very urgent please.

Girls wanna be faithful to one boyfriend but the flashy cars and money they see everyday won't let them concentrate.
Girls are we together☺

ok

moscow406:
I got into Medical school 3rd on the MERIT LIST after dumping 300 level of a Federal University with a cgpa of 4.86. The best in the department....I can go on and on...But that's for another day. I get exams to pass

moscow406:
No 1: people think I'm okay to do, because I look a bit fresh and butty, meanwhile local man is broke and is pako to the core.

Which leads to no 2: Girls don't believe I'm single, why do they think you can't be fine and single. Leading to the third.

Girls think I'm player, because I'm gentle, fine,really intelligent and don't relate to ladies. But what they don't know is.... I go knack their akpako if they slip up..

how do you know the bolded?

That I'm bipolar and have a disorder

OUR CLASS REUNION YESTERDAY ENDED IN TEARS, LAUGHTER & FIGHTING

SHORT STORY:
We have a WhatsApp platform where some people spend every single day talking about all the things that happened in school and sometimes some of them even insults each other on the platform because of some disagreements they had in school.

Last years reunion was smooth and fun even though we were very few, so after others saw pictures from the one of last year they too decided to join. I just knew from the moment we had like 27 new people join the group that we were gonna start having issues. I wanted to leave the group peacefully and some of them started saying I’m feeling too special so I humbled myself and stayed. I don’t chat on the WhatsApp group but I read almost everything on the group and I’m always Lol. So they started talking about the 2019 reunion in September and I had my doubts cause I know the kind of people that joined newly so I knew it wasn’t going to end well but I kept my thoughts to myself.
They started talking about money for the planning and everything else in November, some of us paid and some brought confusion, saying they will not pay the money because it’s too much and that they don’t even have Jobs.
Still they are the ones asking for a reunion.

Finally some of us had to give more money to those doing all the planning. So money was no longer the problem, we picked a date and everybody agreed with the date but fight was still going on on our WhatsApp group almost every single day even at night as a matter of fact even the night before the reunion day some were still insulting each other on the platform. We got to the venue and everything was going well even though some were not talking to each other because of WhatsApp group fight until two of the people that usually insult each other the most on the group arrived at the venueone came in first and the other came in 10mins later and the one that came in first said to her "I KNEW IT, I KNEW YOU WILL COME LATE TO THIS REUNION" and She responded by saying "HOW IS THAT YOUR BUSINESS?"
The one that came in 10mins earlier said "we’ve been waiting for you since morning, you’re the reason we’ve not started" and some of us were like and the one that came in last said to her "na depression dey worry you" that one walked up to her and slapped her she retaliated with a punch on her face
Na so fight take start o. These two trouble makers did not drop money o but they were the ones that talked the reunion the most they came and scattered the reunion Gbas gbos everywhere. Before you know wetin dey sup some others had joined in the fight and some were calling police and all.
Me and my guys brought our own kinda drinks you already know why so while the fights were on going me and my guys just Dey one corner dey gist, dey drink something lit no time

Few minutes later two different group of Police officers came int, he other one was telling her own police to arrest the other person and she too was telling her own police to arrest her too by then they had already pushed our cake down and some drinks were broken. They took themselves to the police station and that was how the reunion ended o. But since we paid for the venue Me and my guys stayed back at the venue for more drinks and gists before we left. While we were still there I went on the WhatsApp group and removed myself from the WhatsApp group by myself, I’m not doing again.