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Egypt have been disqualified from participating at the 2017 African Cup of Nations after it was learnt that two of her players tested positive for the use of drugs.
Both players tested positive for the use of drugs shortly after the qualifying game against the Super Eagles of Nigeria. According to reports, the two players who tested positive were Mohammed Salah and Mohamed Elneny.
They were also handed 14- and seven-month bans, respectively.
Egypt has been disqualified from participating at the 2017AFCON after it was learnt that 2 of her players tested positive to the use of drugs While Salah tested positive for the anabolic agent nandrolone, Elneny tested positive for tetrahydrocannabinole (carboxy- THC), a metabolite of cannabis, after the game in Alexandria.
Following this development, CAF has now issued the AFCON 2017 ticket to Nigeria who finished second behind Egypt in group G, after Tanzania joined Chad to withdraw from the competition.







Meanwhile, if you believed this report, you have just been fooled. Happy April Fools’ Day!

Lali..... (pet name for lalastica) can u help me move this to FP guys need to be educated so the we can get more chicks....heheheheh sorry

THINGS EVERY MAN NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT WOMEN
Heart2Heart With Pst Andy
Whereas men are most visually and physically stimulated, a
woman’s ability to be turned on depends on what’s going on in
her mind, emotions, & the gradual building of desire. Here is part
one of what every woman wants men to know.

1.Women like gifts.
Whether it’s a drink at the bar or a necklace, buying her things no
matter how “unmaterialistic” they claim to be, they like gifts.



2.She will never be her mother
It doesn’t matter how much she love & adore her mum, her worst
fear is turning into her mother. Don’t ever tease her negatively of
acting like her mum.



3.She likes it when you call & text her.
You want to make her day? Then pick up your phone to call or text
to check on her even if you live together as couples.



6.She hates it When jump In & Out. (For Couples Only).
85% of women are sexually unfulfilled because most men are in a
rush to finish the art without taking time to sort her out. Men,
repent!



7.Women remember everything.
To an alarming degree, women dont forget. 20yrs from now, she
can still tell you the thing you said to her when you first met.



8.Dont Forget Her Special Days
If you want war in your relationship, then forget her birthday,
anniversary, etc.



9.Women Judge you by your shoes
What you put on your feet will, without a doubt, factor into her
decision as to whether or not she will date you. That Mungo Park
shoe is putting her off. Please change it.



10.Women define cheating differently than Men.
Anything you do with another female that you wouldn’t do if she
were standing in plain sight is cheating to her.
11.She Needs Plenty Of Attention.
Call often. Text often. Check on her often.



12. Be Romantic.
Most men are very dry & highly unromantic. Sometimes, hold her
hand while you walk around the mall, open the car door for her,
etc. (Coming soon is "How To Be A Romantic Man)



13.She needs constant reassuringly
Guys I don’t care how much you hate it, but if you want to keep us
around, tell us how much we mean to you. And tell us a lot.
Otherwise we will ask you. A lot. Like, annoyingly a lot



14. She wants you to notice When she looking good.
Women spend a lot of time trying to look good. Any man that will
notice those hair, the new news or those hot shoes & compliments
her accordingly shall see overdose love from her.



15. She Likes Sweet Nonsense.
Dont ever joke with a woman ears. Any man with sweet words on
his lips shall always have her around like bees around honey. She
likes to hear you tell her sweet things even if they are not true.
That's what I call, "Sweet Nonsense."
To be continued.....
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yes worship him and receive the blessings...

12 THINGS EVERY WOMAN NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT MEN
Heart2Heart With Pst Andy
Here’s a list of things that will help you create a strong & lasting
relationship with any guy. And if you need any extra help, I offer
private tutorials. You know where to find me.
1.Stay Away From His Phone If He Asks You To.
If you go browsing near his phone without his permission, you’ll
regret it. Dont ask me why. If u want peace in d relationship, let
his phone be.

2.You Can’t Change Him.
I know you know this somehow, but on some level, you may still
think you can. No, You can’t. Stop trying to. You either Love him
the way he is or let him go

3.He Wants You To Like What He Likes
Whether it’s movies, sports or hobbies, he wants you to enjoy
those things with him. Even if it’s not your thing, try to have fun
with the fact that it makes him happy.

4.He’s Not Thinking Long Term Yet.
No matter how much a man loves a woman, he's not thinking long
term yet. He just wants to play. Men only think long term when
they are ready. But once a woman likes a man, she starts thinking
of marriage, flowers & commitment ring.

5.He Will Choose His Friends Over You
They’ve been with him far way longer than you have, and no
matter how much he loves you, let his friends be.

6. Never Criticize His Mother
There are qualities she has that he sees in you, so try to figure out
what those are and relate to her on that level.

7.Don’t Ask Questions You Don’t Want To Know The Answers To.
He’s got a history & so do you. If you love him for who he is now,
don’t worry so much about the steps he took to get there.

8. Withholding Sex Is A Dangerous Game (For Couples Only)
I don’t care how mad you are at him, if you cut him off for an
extended period of time, what happens next is on you.

9.He’s Jealous Of All Your Male Friends
If you’re confiding things to other men & he finds out about it, he’s
going to get jealous. Sorry to break it to you, but he wants to be
the only man in your life.

10.Watch Your Weight.
Just because you landed him doesn’t mean you can eat whatever
you want & stop going to the gym.

11. If You’ve Been Living Together For Longer Than 2Years, He’s
Not Going To Marry You
At that point, he already considers himself married, and the idea of
a wedding is more of a hassle than the special day it is to you.
You can try to force him into it if you want, but…
To be continued.



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invisibleman2:
I don't feel ashamed because I know by grace of God I will surely have by next Sunday

hehehhehehe hmmmmm so when everyone in you roll foes out to drop offering u no shy

I see some peeps go out to ease themselves when its offering time, I shake my head cos I know better. even now I'm in church and I don't have offering money and its making me think.

some people don't even go to church because of offering money.

anybody knows what am talking about? share your experience.

here is seems that Angela and the angels are watching me.....Angela is the girl av been eyeing in church....

samted:
broda...u aff hart of stone and metah. goan melt ur hart first. then try again

here you are very very wrong bro

Richy4:
I totally understand your fears.. but you cannot go on like that.... You have to let your heart go.... You have made mistakes from the past.. but past should remain past... You have to start thinking about the present and the future... Every one has done something they are not so proud of in the past, but the ability to let that thing go is what is gonna define how you will enjoy the future....

As for now, you cannot enjoy the future because you do not want to let go of your past.....

Remember chronic womanizers would never let their younger sisters date anyone.....sometimes you will find them embarrassing the guy or the younger sister in the name of being protective........ even if the guy in question was a virgin, they will never agree.. They do that without knowing it because of the kind of live they were living and they thought every man dating their sister must always act like them...

The fact that you have met some girls in the past that were into double dealings does not mean all the girls does that....Do not paint all the girls with the same brush...Just let your heart go, give a little bit of trust and see how it goes

whoever brought you to this post though. thnkssss boss. Chai u haff really try. phew!!!!!!! then Ur second question.....I like em tall, fair(have always crushed white women esp from USA), intelligent, ajebota, MSC holder, virgin, young(19yrs tops), inexperienced in the matters of love, nice set of teeth, nice set of nails(finger n toes), nice name(e.g Thelma or Medina), very very pretty (like ciara), and many more that time will not permit me to list.......an angel will do

Richy4:
You can't just say that you cannot fall in love..... Maybe you are guarding your heart too much that you cannot allow love to pass through
Maybe you are scared of heart break, Rumours of people that their hearts has been broken and you do not want that etc....But before we speak about falling in love, Let us hear your list... what characters and qualities you wanted from a woman

Just bring out your list, state them here, so that we can help narrow the realistic ones and the "no go area" ones..

Example She must be tall, she must have green eyes, she must have K leg, she must catwalk,.......

Oya start

Chai I love this! just like you are in my heart. Owk let me begin by saying thank you for commenting cos it seems as though you can help me with rural answers. first of all I find it hard to let out my heart cos of fear of heartbreak and gyals toying with me. do u know that those days I was a badt guy I use to have affairs with my buddys' girls! they will come right on my arms and the next they pretend nothing happened. they did it well! and my friend is so in love with this girl and she is so inlovre with him and he will never have any idea that I have done many things to the iddiot. so when I saw all these I closed up. bitchescant be trusted I keep telling me self. can they be trusted? I don't even trust myself how can I trust another?

prettysassygirl:
come to mama baby,u would fall head over heels in love with me ,and that your running sickness would be healed,I promise

can we begin already?

CivilzedTyger:
You want to fall in love like telemumdo abi smh. If I talk now dey will say I'm wicked

say you are not wicked

nanalady:
lol@normal love.......love is not normal

hmmmm pls how does it feel?

HateU2:
U are not alone in this. Experiences sometimes is the cause of it

my sister na so. no wonder the name Hateu2

firstking01:
you see??...now, this is karma sorting for you, maybe one of those girls you took advantaged of placed a curse or something on you...you gotta live with it or God intervens....Goodluck.

funny lol. its not karma joor

sinequanon:
This your story is not making sense.

First of all, why would a man who "takes advantage of women and then walks" have to explain that he is not gay?

Secondly, you have now said "those days". So what are you doing nowadays?

my story is clear enough bro

sinequanon:
And your answer to my question?

there was.

ProfSamurai:
Bros oooo. You can't just fall in love. Person kick you?

You decide to love. Love is a decision, which when you feed grows.

What the f am I saying.
Come make I put leg for you so you fall in love. .....

Chai but its not funny ooo. but u making fun outta it

firstking01:
Mr man, give me a clue of who you are...your past relationship, and how it went, and i'd tell you why you are still single @ that age

I never really had a relationship. all I did (those days) was take advantage of them and walk.

sinequanon:
So, no sex, just stirrings?

heheheheheh I'm 30yrs sir

Smartguy001:
Ur problem is very simple bro... u don't trust ursef because of ur various bad traits so it's gonna b difficult 4u 2trust anoda...

could it be you are saying the right thing?

Sexytemi:
when u meet the one for u, you'll feel love....and like someone rightly said, it might be d standard u set for yourself that is affecting u, u need to be opened, you need to accept, you need to relax and not feel like every lady is a prize u need to conquer.
if u do these, you'll def find love....i have a friend who can so love a guy but after 2wks into d relationship, she grows tired of d relationship n breaks up with d guy. There was a time she dated 4 guys within a space of 3months...it was so crazy.
Then last dec a guy asked her out, she was like she cant date him, hes not her type bla bla bla...i made her see reasons y she could, i made her lower her standard of the perfect guy, and up till now they are still dating n she now so in love with him.
so you see, you always can fall in love only if u allow it.

hmmmmmmm standard.......high standard.....thank u very much. lemme assume its my problem....high standard

GoldenJAT:
You av refused 2 fall in luv.... When u are ready... U will not only jump bt somersault in luv.

I'm ready na

falconey:
Thats a good thing mehn infact i envy you.


bitchess dont care about love or you but what you have to offer.

can't continue like this sir. how come av never experienced love from my heart and u envy me?
well I envy Romeo and Juliet.... need to taste that kindda love. when I see ppl who are so in love I bleed

slyIsaac:
Ts nt something tat just happens at the snap of yhur fingers,yhu can't just wish it
The problem is yhur mind set oga...
Plus I doubt yhu can't fall in love ts 'unpossible' be Real with us la....

I have actually loved or had crushes on people, many people but it doesn't cross a month. when the said lady opens up to me I tend to lose interest. its more like conquering an adventure for me. she. she's playing hard to get I'm all over her until she opens up then that's it! I start playing 'hard to maintain' and all these happen by default

vizkiz:
ermmm... Brb

OK waiting

ladyF:
Maybe your standards are way too high and unrealistic...

its ladyF again!
lol

pls all I want is to just fall in love. I don't even have standards. I'm just a normal guy that wants to fall into a normal love.

vizkiz:
by the time you get a girl who can give a perfect head, you will fall in love within minutes

sir can u throw more light on what you mean by 'perfect head' cos av seen some very very 'good heads'

I have never fallen in love before and I am 30yrs this year! its beginning to worry me seriously. I seem not to trust a woman enough to love her. my part has crossed with many Parts: the beautiful, ugly, short, tall, small, slim etc yet no one seemed to take my heart why?? am worried seriously now. the highest I can do is to have 'sterrings' only for it to die off totally in weeks. I'm am totally not gay, I don't have any spiritual bae anywhere......is there ever anyone who can answer me cos me is very worried.


mature minds only pls

omg am I first to comment? God plssds

kennyman2000:
May God blesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss his hustle!


Check my signature for ur customised wristband

was the guy that called you. can you so one at 80naira? wanna do 500copies

fret not! its just a publicity stunt. he's about to release a track on "breakup"